View Full Version : Some big things in my life lately

05-16-2006, 01:44 AM
Hey everywon this is John Simmons: Ive had a lot of majer things happen in my life lately: ive got sum pics to show this:

well on sunday i fownd out that this kid is mine: this girl i had sex with over a year ago came to my door and sed {you are this boys father: you need to help take care of him:}: she then gave me this pic: i have put it in my wallet along with the pics of my other children: i take care of this kid on sum weakends now:

so to selebrate my newest child i had a big party with all of my children their on saturday nite: i calld all the mothers and had them bring the kids: dug made a big cake and we had games: i got this pic wen dug was leading a sing along of acdcs {back in black}:

on sunday morning i dressd my rotwiler up as a nannie for the baby: i even had the dog carry the baby over to me when it was time to be fed:

i breifly steppd outside to smoke a cigaret and wen i turnd arownd to look thru the sliding glass windo my dog was trappd in a corner behind sum furnichur and the baby was gone: i qwickly got on the walkie talkie and said to dug {we have a situashen hear:}: then i ran arownd to the front and saw a red car leeving with a man and woman in it and my kid in their: i qwickly got on my motorsycle and folloed the car: i described to dug wear we were going and he located us wen he was on a overpass and got this pic of the criminels:

me and dug were eventuelly able to corner the criminels on a ded end street: i got them to hand over my kid and i gave him to dug: they then left: as i was waving to my kid and dug the criminels took off agen but this time on their feet: won of them thru a molotov cocktale at me and it exploded behind me: so i sped up and did this jump just as the fire was coming at me: a man on the street got this pic and he later gave it to me wen he fownd at who i was:

the cops soon caut the criminels and i returnd home: won of my girlfrends was there and we had sex: after it was over i got this pic of her: as you can see she was satisfyed:

this morning i went out and baut a big box of cigs: after wat happend over the weakend i just needed to sit back and smoke: at this time i have ten cigarets left but i think ill finish them by the time i go to bed: i feel a lot more relaxd now and im glad i baut them:

i have a fish tank in my house that there are no fish in so i desided to put
the used cigarets in the tank: hears a pic i took a littel wile ago: as you can see its pretty much full of cigs: i will probly keep them in there for a wile and show my frends:

well thats whats happend in my life lately: i hope youre fine: ill talk to you soon:

John Simmons

05-16-2006, 01:47 AM
Hell yeah John Simmons you're the man

King Nate
05-16-2006, 02:08 AM
Nice motorcycle skills John Simmons. That's some hardcore stuff buddy!

05-16-2006, 02:23 AM
way to go Simmons

05-16-2006, 02:47 AM
you got a lot of kids john - wanna sell any?

05-16-2006, 03:14 AM
Kids are the best JS, proof you've had the nasty down pat with a bunch of freaky jailbait!!!!!!!!!

05-16-2006, 03:22 AM
way to go Simmons

That's what I was thinkin

05-16-2006, 04:15 AM
Dad, you've always had the wildest adventures!

05-16-2006, 05:09 AM
It's "furnichure"....you almost had it. :up:

05-16-2006, 07:07 AM
It's "furnichure"....you almost had it. :up:

Dug would have spelled it right... :lol:

The Rev
05-16-2006, 08:13 AM
Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction. :lol:

05-16-2006, 09:09 AM
Another edition of the "John Simmons Experience", thanks for the news John keep us posted.

05-16-2006, 09:13 AM
man, that's a lot of kids, good work :up:

Noodle Arm
05-16-2006, 09:24 AM
on sunday morning i dressd my rotwiler up as a nannie for the baby: i even had the dog carry the baby over to me when it was time to be fed:

:sidelol: Brilliant! I SHOULD call Child Services on you, but then we wouldn't be getting these wonderful stories. :yes: