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calphin
05-20-2006, 08:10 PM
You are an extreme Bills fan when:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their
rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
"Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more
teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from
the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart
because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk.
Bonus Comment:
A Bills fan, had
9 children. They went to the doctor to see about
getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them
why, after nine children would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent
article that one out of every ten children being born
in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak
Spanish.

go_fins
05-20-2006, 08:29 PM
You are an extreme Bills fan when:
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down depending on how much gas is in it.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:
clasic!

like2god
05-20-2006, 11:07 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

FinFrenzy
05-20-2006, 11:23 PM
A Bills fan, had
9 children. They went to the doctor to see about
getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them
why, after nine children would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent
article that one out of every ten children being born
in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak
Spanish.


:sidelol: :lol: :sidelol:

Perfect23
05-20-2006, 11:26 PM
:lol:

bigbry
05-21-2006, 11:18 AM
Soooo damn funny!


BB

TotoreMexico
05-21-2006, 11:20 AM
Roflmao

EBMisfit
05-21-2006, 12:38 PM
You forgot one:

18. You start a thread ridiculing Miami Education (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=142713) on Finheaven.com, but then use "take" in the past tense instead of "took" and, as if that wasn't enough, spell "redneck" as "reneck".


Oh, wait... that's not an extreme Barfalo Jills fan, that's an extremely stupid Barfalo Jills fan.

B-LO, BABY
05-22-2006, 03:34 PM
You know you're a Fins fan when:

You steal jokes from a mediocre comedian and change one word of the title.

Clever and original!

fin1
05-22-2006, 04:17 PM
You know you're a Fins fan when:

You steal jokes from a mediocre comedian and change one word of the title.

Clever and original!

You missed the point Dumb@ss. You know you're a Bills fan when its true whether stolen or not.:lol:

PS- Only dumb@sses in buttfellow think hes mediocore, everyone else thinks it's funny. Please have your hairy girlfriend Kinzua Gorilla read it and explain that's what funny means.

PS PS - We are laughing at you not with you.:lol:

B-LO, BABY
05-22-2006, 06:05 PM
You missed the point Dumb@ss. You know you're a Bills fan when its true whether stolen or not.:lol:

PS- Only dumb@sses in buttfellow think hes mediocore, everyone else thinks it's funny. Please have your hairy girlfriend Kinzua Gorilla read it and explain that's what funny means.

PS PS - We are laughing at you not with you.:lol:
Only doofus hicks from the Midwest or Deep South think that Jeff Foxworthy is anything more than mildly amusing on rare occasions.


Only dumb@sses in buttfellow think hes mediocore
Irony is fun!

calphin
05-22-2006, 06:15 PM
Truth hurts.:shakeno:

EBMisfit
05-22-2006, 06:20 PM
You know you're a Fins fan when:

You steal jokes from a mediocre comedian and change one word of the title.

Clever and original!What B-LO(job)BABY is really trying to say is that he/she/it wishes that he/she/it thought of doing this first.

FinFrenzy
05-22-2006, 07:14 PM
You know you're a Fins fan when:

You steal jokes from a mediocre comedian and change one word of the title.

Clever and original!


See Justa's thread, princess.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

0000001
05-22-2006, 07:30 PM
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

haha

icephinfan
05-22-2006, 07:34 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

EBMisfit
05-22-2006, 07:52 PM
See Justa's thread, princess.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:Maybe the two just had a lover's spat and this is B-LO(job)BABY's way of getting back at him/her/it?

FinFrenzy
05-23-2006, 02:06 PM
Maybe the two just had a lover's spat and this is B-LO(job)BABY's way of getting back at him/her/it?


You think? It hasn't shown back up in here since he went public with their breakup...:lol:

Mike13
05-23-2006, 02:27 PM
Maybe the two just had a lover's spat and this is B-LO(job)BABY's way of getting back at him/her/it?

Or maybe he/she/it is just ******ed.

EBMisfit
05-23-2006, 02:56 PM
You think? It hasn't shown back up in here since he went public with their breakup...:lol:Alas, the course of true love rarely runs smooth. But with any luck, they'll end up like Romeo and Juliet, Barfalo will put up another statue (lovingly carved from the finest plywood by Billy Joe Bob) to commemorate their undying affection, and that will be the last we'll hear from either of them.

EBMisfit
05-23-2006, 02:58 PM
Or maybe he/she/it is just ******ed.Is that anything like, how do I put this delicately, "on the rag"?