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retired opfinistic
05-23-2006, 04:40 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"

stryker
05-23-2006, 04:42 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Maybe you should ask Justasportsfan or B-Lo, they should be familiar with the process

retired opfinistic
05-23-2006, 04:44 PM
:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Maybe you should ask Justasportsfan or B-Lo, they should be familiar with the process:p4e: <---Bills fan being born.

dol_fan_81
05-23-2006, 04:52 PM
:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Maybe you should ask Justasportsfan or B-Lo, they should be familiar with the process

i wouldnt do that, they may get to excited and start PM'ing you 5 times a minute asking you to 'tell more about yourself'
:eek:

TotoreMexico
05-23-2006, 05:10 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"

ROFLMAO

FinFrenzy
05-23-2006, 06:40 PM
Did you really have to tell them where they all began?

I thought we would all keep it a secret...:sidelol:

retired opfinistic
05-24-2006, 08:24 AM
A couple was in divorce court with their young son fighting over custody of the boy. After hours of fruitless argument the judge brought the boy into his chambers for a private talk.

Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Boy: "No, she beats me."
Judge: "Do you want to live with your dad?"
Boy: "No, he beats me."
Judge: "The who do you want to live with?"
Boy: "The Buffalo Bills, they don't beat anybody."

Mike13
05-24-2006, 01:39 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

FinFrenzy
05-24-2006, 07:12 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"


Are you sure it was a she and not a he??? :sidelol: :sidelol:

Csonkanator
05-24-2006, 07:26 PM
A couple was in divorce court with their young son fighting over custody of the boy. After hours of fruitless argument the judge brought the boy into his chambers for a private talk.

Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Boy: "No, she beats me."
Judge: "Do you want to live with your dad?"
Boy: "No, he beats me."
Judge: "The who do you want to live with?"
Boy: "The Buffalo Bills, they don't beat anybody."

:sidelol:

Dolfan73
05-25-2006, 01:08 AM
A couple was in divorce court with their young son fighting over custody of the boy. After hours of fruitless argument the judge brought the boy into his chambers for a private talk.

Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Boy: "No, she beats me."
Judge: "Do you want to live with your dad?"
Boy: "No, he beats me."
Judge: "The who do you want to live with?"
Boy: "The Buffalo Bills, they don't beat anybody."


:lol: :sidelol: :lol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :lol:

bigbry
05-26-2006, 05:30 PM
A couple was in divorce court with their young son fighting over custody of the boy. After hours of fruitless argument the judge brought the boy into his chambers for a private talk.

Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Boy: "No, she beats me."
Judge: "Do you want to live with your dad?"
Boy: "No, he beats me."
Judge: "The who do you want to live with?"
Boy: "The Buffalo Bills, they don't beat anybody."


Sweet!


BB

Justasportsfan
05-30-2006, 03:37 PM
Opfin, maybe if you had your wife get that sex operation and finally have his d1ck cut off, you wouldn't have to keep banging him in the a$$. :lol:

like2god
05-30-2006, 03:40 PM
Opfin, maybe if you had your wife get that sex operation and finally have his d1ck cut off, you wouldn't have to keep banging him in the a$$. :lol:

:rolleyes2

Wow...you sure put him in his place

:shakeno:

Justasportsfan
05-30-2006, 03:53 PM
Looking at your avatar , you must be the wife :roflmao:

retired opfinistic
05-30-2006, 04:11 PM
Opfin, maybe if you had your wife get that sex operation and finally have his d1ck cut off, you wouldn't have to keep banging him in the a$$. :lol:

Looking at your avatar , you must be the wife :roflmao:Dude, I've seen those pics of you, 'Ponyboy', so I wouldn't make jokes of that nature. If there's a tubesteak tarzan on this board who likes chicks with dicks:




http://pit.finiteloop.org/~toli/gallery/albums/vadikBachelor/vadikBachelor_06.jpg...

like2god
05-30-2006, 04:17 PM
Dude I've seen those pics of you 'Ponyboy' so I wouldn't make jokes of that nature. If there's a tubesteak tarzan on this board who likes chicks with dicks:




http://pit.finiteloop.org/~toli/gallery/albums/vadikBachelor/vadikBachelor_06.jpg...

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

LOLOLOL

That's JustaDumbNut?????

Let the flogging begin!!! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
05-30-2006, 04:19 PM
http://pit.finiteloop.org/~toli/gallery/albums/vadikBachelor/vadikBachelor_06.jpg

LOLOLOL

That's JustaDumbNut?????

Let the flogging begin!!! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol::evil: I don't think he needs help flogging!

retired opfinistic
05-30-2006, 04:33 PM
So Marv Levy's buddies hired a hooker to show up at his house and give the old bugger a ride. He heard the doorbell ring and wheeled up to the front door of his double wide. With arthritic fingers, he finally got the door open and his rheumy eyes locked onto a beautiful, by Buffalo standards, hooker. "I'm here to give you super sex!" she exclaimed.

"I'll take the soup," Marv said.

Justasportsfan
05-30-2006, 05:29 PM
Dude, I've seen those pics of you, 'Ponyboy', so I wouldn't make jokes of that nature. If there's a tubesteak tarzan on this board who likes chicks with dicks:




http://pit.finiteloop.org/~toli/gallery/albums/vadikBachelor/vadikBachelor_06.jpg...


Opfin, you need smack material. Only finfans think that a picture that isn't me is funny. So, you still fudgepacking your wife? :lol:

Justasportsfan
05-30-2006, 05:30 PM
http://pit.finiteloop.org/~toli/gallery/albums/vadikBachelor/vadikBachelor_06.jpg

LOLOLOL

That's JustaDumbNut?????

Let the flogging begin!!! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:How sweet. The wifey to the rescue. :lol: If it starts to stink around here and you didn't hear a thing? It's the freak passing gas.

like2god
05-30-2006, 05:41 PM
How sweet. The wifey to the rescue. :lol: If it starts to stink around here and you didn't hear a thing? It's the freak passing gas.

:shakeno:

Maybe you should quit while you are.....oh yeah that's right, you never were ahead. Well, maybe you should just quit before you make a bigger @ss out of yourself.

Your stupidity is surpassed only by your gayness. Think about that for a second, fruitloop. :lol:

Mike13
05-30-2006, 07:36 PM
Opfin, you need smack material.

Speak for yourself, your ******* can't come up with anything original See Justa******edhomo's ''Miami Education'' Thread AKA Justa gets owned for the 100,000,000,000,000th time.

retired opfinistic
05-30-2006, 08:22 PM
Opfin, you need smack material. Only finfans think that a picture that isn't me is funny. So, you still fudgepacking your wife? :lol:We know it isn't you on the left....and I know you're jealous that I can have fun with my peepee and not have a mouse in my other hand.:wink:

retired opfinistic
06-19-2006, 02:05 PM
Didja hear that Kinzua went fishing with B-Lo and Justasportsfan?

All the guys got were crabs, but Kinzua went home with a red snapper!

fin1
06-19-2006, 02:09 PM
Opfin, maybe if you had your wife get that sex operation and finally have his d1ck cut off, you wouldn't have to keep banging him in the a$$. :lol:


There IT is one reply straight to the f@g comment. You dipsh i ts never disappoint.

fin1
06-19-2006, 02:12 PM
http://pit.finiteloop.org/~toli/gallery/albums/vadikBachelor/vadikBachelor_06.jpg

LOLOLOL

That's JustaDumbNut?????

Let the flogging begin!!! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Justaf@gs prom date but he prefers to call her momma.

retired opfinistic
06-19-2006, 02:20 PM
Justaf@gs prom date but he prefers to call her momma.:lol: I gave 'em a present.

fin1
06-19-2006, 02:28 PM
:lol: I gave 'em a present.

I believe that's also called the sh i t finger.:lol:

retired opfinistic
06-19-2006, 02:44 PM
I believe that's also called the sh i t finger.:lol:Duece Bigelow 2: 'Filthy Castro':D

fin1
06-19-2006, 02:52 PM
Duece Bigelow 2: 'Filthy Castro':D


Too funny dude too funny.

Mike13
06-19-2006, 03:44 PM
I havet seen Justa in here for a while, maybe he gave up.

retired opfinistic
06-21-2006, 04:42 PM
Kinzua was on an elevator. A young man stepped on and after rising three floors he asked: "Excuse me, can I smell your *****?"
"Of course not!" she replied angrily.
"Oh, then it must be your feet."

finfan27
06-29-2006, 02:26 AM
Kinzua was on an elevator. A young man stepped on and after rising three floors he asked: "Excuse me, can I smell your *****?"
"Of course not!" she replied angrily.
"Oh, then it must be your feet."
?????

retired opfinistic
06-29-2006, 09:04 AM
?????:confused: Think about it...

"Can I smell your (another word for cat)?"

"Of course not!"

"Oh, then it must be your feet."

GoBills24
07-01-2006, 12:51 AM
A couple was in divorce court with their young son fighting over custody of the boy. After hours of fruitless argument the judge brought the boy into his chambers for a private talk.

Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Boy: "No, she beats me."
Judge: "Do you want to live with your dad?"
Boy: "No, he beats me."
Judge: "The who do you want to live with?"
Boy: "The Buffalo Bills, they don't beat anybody."

I've seen that joke re-hashed so many times.

Just replace the team. :shakeno:

FinFrenzy
07-01-2006, 08:42 AM
I've seen that joke re-hashed so many times.

Just replace the team. :shakeno:


Very very good!! :clap: We all were wondering if you would catch that.....sense the sarcasm............:evil:

retired opfinistic
07-01-2006, 05:53 PM
I've seen that joke re-hashed so many times.

Just replace the team. :shakeno:but have you ever seen this in Buffalo:

GoBills24
07-01-2006, 07:06 PM
but have you ever seen this in Buffalo:

Have you seen your team win it?

It was over 30 years ago, and I figured I should ask.

TotoreMexico
07-01-2006, 07:11 PM
Have you seen your team win it?

It was over 30 years ago, and I figured I should ask.

At least we have won it:D

Aqua4Ever04
07-01-2006, 07:26 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! This thread is priceless. The gynoclogist or the judge joke, I don't know which is better, but keep them coming. Man this is as funny as "Bills fan."

GoBills24
07-02-2006, 02:20 AM
At least we have won it:D

We?

Is that you Csonka? Warfield? Griese?

FinFrenzy
07-02-2006, 08:54 AM
We?

Is that you Csonka? Warfield? Griese?



You wouldn't know what he's talking about.........remember your 0-4...:sidelol: :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
07-02-2006, 10:14 AM
Have you seen your team win it?

It was over 30 years ago, and I figured I should ask.I was three when they won! I was so excited I dropped my bottle and **** my diaper!!!!!!!!!!

GoBills24
07-02-2006, 02:58 PM
You wouldn't know what he's talking about.........remember your 0-4...:sidelol: :sidelol:

No, I was just unaware that fans got to hold the Lombardi Trophy as well.

And judging by your maturity, you were YEARS from being born.

Jimi
07-02-2006, 03:35 PM
No, I was just unaware that fans got to hold the Lombardi Trophy as well.

And judging by your maturity, you were YEARS from being born.

I hate when people do that. Ok so he said "we." Obviously hes not part of the Miami Dolphins, but its natural to talk possesivly about a favorite team of yours. People say all the time "This is OUR chance to win this year." Thats how most refer to their prefered team, get over it.

GoBills24
07-03-2006, 12:24 AM
I hate when people do that. Ok so he said "we." Obviously hes not part of the Miami Dolphins, but its natural to talk possesivly about a favorite team of yours. People say all the time "This is OUR chance to win this year." Thats how most refer to their prefered team, get over it.

I actually hate it, too.

But I just wanted to piss someone off with that, cause it does to me.

:lol:

TotoreMexico
07-03-2006, 02:51 AM
We?

Is that you Csonka? Warfield? Griese?


You add Will Allen to the secondary, and call it improved?

We've had high success with DB's, especially with Ohio State (Youboty, Whitner).

Look who's talking?:rolleyes:

Is that you Ralph?

like2god
07-03-2006, 02:19 PM
I actually hate it, too.

But I just wanted to piss someone off with that, cause it does to me.

:lol:

:rolleyes2

retired opfinistic
07-03-2006, 04:09 PM
Justasportsfan was talking to Finsrclowns about a 'medical' issue.


Justa: I think I have something stuck in my rectum, will you put a finger in there and pluck it loose?

Finsr: No prob, honey, bend over and let the clown take over.

Finsr digs around for a moment.

Finsr: I can feel something, but just barely.

Justa: Try two fingers!!!

Finsr: Okaaaaay!!!!

Finsr digs deeper.

Finsr: Almost....I'm gonna try the whole hand!

Finsr, elbow deep, finally grasps the foreign object.

Finsr: Oh my god! it's a Rolex!!!!

Justa: I know.....Happy birthday to you......

GoBills24
07-03-2006, 05:33 PM
Look who's talking?:rolleyes:

Is that you Ralph?

Look above.

I was trying to get a rise, calm down there.

like2god
07-03-2006, 06:12 PM
Justasportsfan was talking to Finsrclowns about a 'medical' issue.


Justa: I think I have something stuck in my rectum, will you put a finger in there and pluck it loose?

Finsr: No prob, honey, bend over and let the clown take over.

Finsr digs around for a moment.

Finsr: I can feel something, but just barely.

Justa: Try two fingers!!!

Finsr: Okaaaaay!!!!

Finsr digs deeper.

Finsr: Almost....I'm gonna try the whole hand!

Finsr, elbow deep, finally grasps the foreign object.

Finsr: Oh my god! it's a Rolex!!!!

Justa: I know.....Happy birthday to you......

:sidelol:

It's funny, that's the same way that Kinzua gave Blo the rubbermaid garbage can that she bought him for his birthday.



.

TotoreMexico
07-03-2006, 10:48 PM
Justasportsfan was talking to Finsrclowns about a 'medical' issue.


Justa: I think I have something stuck in my rectum, will you put a finger in there and pluck it loose?

Finsr: No prob, honey, bend over and let the clown take over.

Finsr digs around for a moment.

Finsr: I can feel something, but just barely.

Justa: Try two fingers!!!

Finsr: Okaaaaay!!!!

Finsr digs deeper.

Finsr: Almost....I'm gonna try the whole hand!

Finsr, elbow deep, finally grasps the foreign object.

Finsr: Oh my god! it's a Rolex!!!!

Justa: I know.....Happy birthday to you......

LMAO

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 01:38 AM
:sidelol:

It's funny, that's the same way that Kinzua gave Blo the rubbermaid garbage can that she bought him for his birthday.



.

LMAO

Pretty graphic but funny.

I bartended for years and have a ****load of jokes.

When a Bills fan is ****ing a sheep, why does he do it at the edge of a clliff?

So the sheep will baaaaaaaaaaack up!

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 09:53 AM
No, I was just unaware that fans got to hold the Lombardi Trophy as well.

And judging by your maturity, you were YEARS from being born.


Nice try at smack princess, :sidelol:

However, you are right as a Bills fan you are completly unaware of winning...............0-4. :sidelol: :sidelol:

TotoreMexico
07-05-2006, 10:21 AM
Pretty graphic but funny.

I bartended for years and have a ****load of jokes.

When a Bills fan is ****ing a sheep, why does he do it at the edge of a clliff?

So the sheep will baaaaaaaaaaack up!

:lol:

TotoreMexico
07-05-2006, 10:22 AM
Nice try at smack princess, :sidelol:

However, you are right as a Bills fan you are completly unaware of winning...............0-4. :sidelol: :sidelol:

:chuckle:

:boohoo: Sad but true:evil:

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 10:47 AM
:lol:http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Welcome to Bills Country

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 02:30 PM
http://www.extension.umn.edu/yardandgarden/YGLNews/images/sheep.jpg


Welcome to Bills Country



:sidelol: Poor poor sheep..........:lol:

They even made up shirts since it's so common up there.........
http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/576970

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 02:37 PM
**Bills fan special someone he/she/it calls it True Love...

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 02:49 PM
**Bills fan special someone he/she/it calls it True Love...:sidelol:

What did one Gerbil say to the other as they passed a Buffalo Bills sports bar?

Wanna go in and get ****faced?

like2god
07-05-2006, 03:29 PM
:sidelol: Poor poor sheep..........:lol:

They even made up shirts since it's so common up there.........
http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/576970

The poor sheep made a shirt too

http://files.tagworld.com/0d7d9ea972306fc8490ea6a00c08258bcfe5.jpeg



.

icephinfan
07-05-2006, 03:38 PM
:lol: I'm so glad i'm a Dolphins fan:lol:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 04:19 PM
Nice try at smack princess, :sidelol:

However, you are right as a Bills fan you are completly unaware of winning...............0-4. :sidelol: :sidelol:

Well, you're 31, so you have never seen the Dolphins win a Superbowl either.

So, you really have nothing to laugh at.

In fact, you haven't had many tries at that Trophy since that season.

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 04:35 PM
Well, you're 31, so you have never seen the Dolphins win a Superbowl either.

So, you really have nothing to laugh at.

In fact, you haven't had many tries at that Trophy since that season.The sad thing is that we were so good for so long but never made that final leap to greatness. I know, that as a fan, I grew to expect a playoff game every year. Shula, great coach that he was, I believe, was kind of left behind by the changes to the game and never adjusted enough to take the team over the top. Now, after several years of sheer heartache under pornstache we are ready to get back in the mix. Truthfully, I wish the Bills were a better team, a worthy opponent, but alas, this year they'll be a mere speedbump on the road the division title.

like2god
07-05-2006, 04:36 PM
Well, you're 31, so you have never seen the Dolphins win a Superbowl either.

So, you really have nothing to laugh at.

In fact, you haven't had many tries at that Trophy since that season.

You're right, we are too young to have seen it, but we can look at the record books and say "Yup the Dolphins have one a SuperBowl". That's something you can't say about the Jills. :wink:

And as far as "tries", exactly how many "tries" does a team need before they finally win a SB? 5 in a row, 6, 7? Just curious :lol:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 04:39 PM
You're right, we are too young to have seen it, but we can look at the record books and say "Yup the Dolphins have one a SuperBowl". That's something you can't say about the Jills. :wink:

And as far as "tries", exactly how many "tries" does a team need before they finally win a SB? 5 in a row, 6, 7? Just curious :lol:

Well you wouldn't know, since you've never even gotten to that many in a row.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 04:40 PM
The sad thing is that we were so good for so long but never made that final leap to greatness. I know, that as a fan, I grew to expect a playoff game every year. Shula, great coach that he was, I believe, was kind of left behind by the changes to the game and never adjusted enough to take the team over the top. Now, after several years of sheer heartache under pornstache we are ready to get back in the mix. Truthfully, I wish the Bills were a better team, a worthy opponent, but alas, this year they'll be a mere speedbump on the road the division title.

I'll admit this year is not going to go very well.

I'm expecting around 6-10 to 7-9, a solid start for Jauron.

In 2007, we'll have a lot more questions answered, IMO.

icephinfan
07-05-2006, 04:44 PM
I'll admit this year is not going to go very well.

I'm expecting around 6-10 to 7-9, a solid start for Jauron.

In 2007, we'll have a lot more questions answered, IMO.

I will give you this much, Jauron will trim the fat on the defense, he built the Bears Defense up, when they sucked.

Now the offense, Losman not only is inconsistent, but his attitude does stink.
I saw him pre-draft talking all kinds of noise.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 04:50 PM
I will give you this much, Jauron will trim the fat on the defense, he built the Bears Defense up, when they sucked.

Now the offense, Losman not only is inconsistent, but his attitude does stink.
I saw him pre-draft talking all kinds of noise.

He had better numbers in his first 8 games than Eli Manning, and Manning can't be considered a bust.

Nothing wrong with a little confidence. Marino, Kelly, Elway, Montana all had that swagger that made them great.

If our O-Line can just be average, McGahee can benefit, we've seen what he can do with an awful one.

We'll see what happens.

like2god
07-05-2006, 04:51 PM
Well you wouldn't know, since you've never even gotten to that many in a row.

I was just asking when we could expect a Jills parade. No, not the usual kind of parade that they have in Buffalo with the rainbow banners and signs that say "loud and proud", I'm talking about a SB parade.

How many SB appearances in a row do you guys need, maybe we can petition the league to give you 10 in a row if you think that is what it will take.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 04:53 PM
I was just asking when we could expect a Jills parade. No, not the usual kind of parade that they have in Buffalo with the rainbow banners and signs that say "loud and proud", I'm talking about a SB parade.

How many SB appearances in a row do you guys need, maybe we can petition the league to give you 10 in a row if you think that is what it will take.

Yep, it takes no work whatsoever to get to 4 in a row.

It takes no resiliency, no determination, no drive, no effort.

Those appearances weren't given to us.

But keep believing what you want.

like2god
07-05-2006, 04:56 PM
Yep, it takes no work whatsoever to get to 4 in a row.

It takes no resiliency, no determination, no drive, no effort.

Those appearances weren't given to us.

But keep believing what you want.

Well, I'll give you this much, they did earn the right to go there.

But once they got there they misplaced their resiliency, determination, drive and effort.

They must have forgot to pack those things in their carry on bags. :confused2

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:00 PM
Well, I'll give you this much, they did earn the right to go there.

But once they got there they misplaced their resiliency, determination, drive and effort.

They must have forgot to pack those things in their carry on bags. :confused2

Nothing more I can add to to this post.

But it was a heckuva ride when it happened.

like2god
07-05-2006, 05:03 PM
Nothing more I can add to to this post.

But it was a heckuva ride when it happened.

Oh come on.......


......Why do they all run away from me????

:wink:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:05 PM
Oh come on.......


......Why do they all run away from me????

:wink:

What do you mean?

You summed it all up in that one post, there was nothing to add.

If only the goddamn kick went through. :tantrum:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:05 PM
Nothing more I can add to to this post.

But it was a heckuva ride when it happened.


Yup to bad it ended in heartache...........:evil:


I'm being nice..............really....

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:07 PM
What do you mean?

You summed it all up in that one post, there was nothing to add.

If only the goddamn kick went through. :tantrum:



Ohhh your not talking about the 52-17 loss are you?

like2god
07-05-2006, 05:12 PM
What do you mean?

You summed it all up in that one post, there was nothing to add.

If only the goddamn kick went through. :tantrum:

I still remember Al Michaels saying "No Good!! Wide Right!!"

I never laughed so hard in my life. (one of my friends was positive the Bills would win, the look on his face was priceless) :lol:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:15 PM
Yup gobills and his so called "just a friend" were watching.............

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:16 PM
Ohhh your not talking about the 52-17 loss are you?

Nope, but that loss you mentioned could be confused with the 38-16 loss to the 9ers with Danny boy.

Or maybe the 24-3 loss to the Cowboys and their DoomsDay Defense.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:17 PM
Yup gobills and his so called "just a friend" were watching.............

You and the rest of the illegal immigrants down there need to know how to run a computer, or GET OUT.

Link = Broken.

Get back to your orange stand, Pablo!!

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 05:18 PM
Yup gobills and his so called "just a friend" were watching.............You mean wide load.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:23 PM
Nope, but that loss you mentioned could be confused with the 38-16 loss to the 9ers with Danny boy.



Nope fluff boy I'm not confused 52-17 is worse then 38-16. Maybe you should try using your toes..........they might help you count past 3.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:25 PM
You and the rest of the illegal immigrants down there need to know how to run a computer, or GET OUT.

Link = Broken.

Get back to your orange stand, Pablo!!


:sidelol: :sidelol:
Maybe your family should get off welfare, buy a computer or pretend their educated and click the link again.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:25 PM
Nope fluff boy I'm not confused 52-17 is worse then 38-16. Maybe you should try using your toes..........they might help you count past 3.

The game was much worse than the final score would indicate.

You'd think that the QB who had over 5,000 yards and 48 TD's could muster more than a measly 16 points.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:27 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol:
Maybe your family should get off welfare, buy a computer or pretend their educated and click the link again.
Pablo, I'm sorry, the link doesn't work.

You're behind on your orange sales, and there's customers!!!

Get back to work!!!

like2god
07-05-2006, 05:33 PM
Pablo, I'm sorry, the link doesn't work.

You're behind on your orange sales, and there's customers!!!

Get back to work!!!

:lol:

Is this what passes as smack in Jills country? :shakeno:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:35 PM
Pablo, I'm sorry, the link doesn't work.

You're behind on your orange sales, and there's customers!!!

Get back to work!!!



WTF? Why are you calling me Pablo?


Do you think I'm mexican, cuban...etc...?? I'm not and that's pretty fuked up that your making fun of someone that tries to sell oranges to support his family.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:36 PM
:lol:

Is this what passes as smack in Jills country? :shakeno:

No, this is what passes as "joking around" and "non-football talk".

And btw, you live in BILLS country, so you're included in that regard.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:38 PM
WTF? Why are you calling me Pablo?


Do you think I'm mexican, cuban...etc...?? I'm not and that's pretty fuked up that your making fun of someone that tries to sell oranges to support his family.

Calm down, it's a common misconception about Miami, and Florida in general.

You think I'd really be talking seriously in "The Depths" forum?

And you've never trashed Buffalo, or any other city? That's believable.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:40 PM
No, this is what passes as "joking around" and "non-football talk".

And btw, you live in BILLS country, so you're included in that regard.


The difference between him and you is that he has a "Job" unlike you.

In your trailer park being called "c0mdumpster" is NOT a compliment.

like2god
07-05-2006, 05:40 PM
No, this is what passes as "joking around" and "non-football talk".

And btw, you live in BILLS country, so you're included in that regard.

I live in Bills country? Hold on a sec, let me look out my window..............ok I'm back. Nope sorry, I don't see any window lickers sodomizing sheep in my back yard, must not be close enough to Buffalo.


.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:42 PM
I live in Bills country? Hold on a sec, let me look out my window..............ok I'm back. Nope sorry, I don't see any window lickers sodomizing sheep in my back yard, must not be close enough to Buffalo.

You live in Central NY.

There's another misconception about Buffalo. FinFrenzy, why aren't you jumping all over this, huh?

Why do you feel the need to trash another city in YOUR HOME STATE.

If you like to disrespect it so much, move to Utah, maybe then you'll be happy.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:45 PM
The difference between him and you is that he has a "Job" unlike you.

In your trailer park being called "c0mdumpster" is NOT a compliment.

Sorry, I didn't read like2god's autobiography, so I was unaware he had a "job".

LOL, and you blame me for sterotyping Miami, look what you did?

So now we have a Hypocritical Pablo on our hands? :lol:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:45 PM
You live in Central NY.

There's another misconception about Buffalo. FinFrenzy, why aren't you jumping all over this, huh?

Why do you feel the need to trash another city in YOUR HOME STATE.

If you like to disrespect it so much, move to Utah, maybe then you'll be happy.



WTF? Explain in english......................put the crack pipe down.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 05:48 PM
Sorry, I didn't read like2god's autobiography, so I was unaware he had a "job".

LOL, and you blame me for sterotyping Miami, look what you did?

So now we have a Hypocritical Pablo on our hands? :lol:


Are you really saying you didn't type that I'm selling oranges and my name is Pablo then change my name in a quote??????????


Are you okay? Is there a number you can dial up there for support??

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:49 PM
Are you really saying you didn't type that I'm selling oranges and my name is Pablo then change my name in a quote??????????


Are you okay? Is there a number you can dial up there for support??

Where did I say that I didn't do it?

I said I WAS JOKING.

Look back at previous posts.

And I don't need a number, I'm fine, thank you.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:50 PM
WTF? Explain in english......................put the crack pipe down.

This post wasn't directed at you, notice that I quoted like2god's post.

I made a reference, but it's not directed to you.

like2god
07-05-2006, 05:52 PM
You live in Central NY.

There's another misconception about Buffalo. FinFrenzy, why aren't you jumping all over this, huh?

Why do you feel the need to trash another city in YOUR HOME STATE.

If you like to disrespect it so much, move to Utah, maybe then you'll be happy.

Sorry that I don't feel the need to shed a tear when somebody says something bad about a crappy city in my home state. Infact I kind of enjoy doing it myself. Why in the hell should I feel anything for a crappy little sh1thole like Buffalo?

And if I remember correctly, you were the one who was thinking of moving to Canada. It might be time for you to revisit that idea because I am not moving anywhere.

And you could still watch your pu$$y Jills from Canada too, eh?

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 05:54 PM
Sorry that I don't feel the need to shed a tear when somebody says something bad about a crappy city in my home state. Infact I kind of enjoy doing it myself. Why in the hell should I feel anything for a crappy little sh1thole like Buffalo?

You know, when I recently drove through central NY, maybe I should've payed you a visit. :fire:

And if I remember correctly, you were the one who was thinking of moving to Canada. It might be time for you to revisit that idea because I am not moving anywhere.

And you could still watch your pu$$y Jills from Canada too, eh?

And I don't know where you got this from.

So clearly, you do not "remember correctly".

icephinfan
07-05-2006, 06:03 PM
California is okay.:cooldude: Not many Bills fans, just so they don't move the Bills here, I am good.

like2god
07-05-2006, 06:05 PM
Originally Posted by Pablo
:sidelol: :sidelol:
Maybe your family should get off welfare, buy a computer or pretend their educated and click the link again.

HMMMM.....changing the name in a quote.......where have I seen that before.......:hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:

Oh yeah....here it is.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Pee Pee Toucher Boy
And like I said, project that to how many years Don coached.

Levy would have way over 200 wins as well.




Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Kelly's Pee Pee Sucker Boy




Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Kelly's Delusional Pee Pee Sucker Boy




Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Kelly's Delusional Sissy Pee Pee Sucker Boy




Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Kelly's Delusional Sissy Pee Pee Sucker Troll




Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Kelly's Delusional Sissy Pee Pee Sucker Troll Who Is In Disguise On The Steelers Forum




Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Kelly's Delusional Sissy Pee Pee Sucker Troll Who Is In Disguise On The Steelers Forum And Isn't Making Any Sense On This Forum



http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=144185&page=7


Looks to me like you are having a little trouble finding your own material GayBill. :shakeno:

.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:06 PM
HMMMM.....changing the name in a quote.......where have I seen that before.......:hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:

Oh yeah....here it is.















http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=144185&page=7


Looks to me like you are having a little trouble finding your own material. :shakeno:

.
And where, ANYWHERE, in there, does it mention me moving to Canada, as you stated?

You can't even read your own post back, ****ing priceless. :lol:

Go **** youself, clown.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:13 PM
And where, ANYWHERE, in there, does it mention me moving to Canada, as you stated?

You can't even read your own post back, ****ing priceless. :lol:

Go **** youself, clown.



Are you bipolar? Puberty? What is your deal? Are you really this stup!d???

like2god
07-05-2006, 06:13 PM
You know, when I recently drove through central NY, maybe I should've payed you a visit. :fire:


:lolcry: :lolcry:

Why what were you going to do, hit me with your purse? :sidelol:

OHHH you gotta love those Jills fan, they just don't know when they are overmatched. :lol:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:16 PM
Are you bipolar? Puberty? What is your deal? Are you really this stup!d???

Look.....back...now.

He mentioned me moving to Canada for some reason, then I asked him to post where I said that, which I never did.

Then he posted a bunch of times where he changed my name. How is that relevent, at all?

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:17 PM
:lolcry: :lolcry:

Why what were you going to do, hit me with your purse? :sidelol:

OHHH you gotta love those Jills fan, they just don't know when they are overmatched. :lol:

You're one of those people who should've been caught in a condom, and not spread over some fat *****' inner lining.

Moron.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:21 PM
Look.....back...now.

He mentioned me moving to Canada for some reason, then I asked him to post where I said that, which I never did.

Then he posted a bunch of times where he changed my name. How is that relevent, at all?


Hmmmm....so now your checking the relevancy of answering a post.........what made you pretend to act like something your not??

like2god
07-05-2006, 06:23 PM
And where, ANYWHERE, in there, does it mention me moving to Canada, as you stated?

You can't even read your own post back, ****ing priceless. :lol:

Go **** youself, clown.

Nope, sorry again shortbus cadet.

You stated

Quote:GayBill24
You're an ignorant, foul-mouthed homer. I'm ashamed that you live in my state, you piece of waste.


to which I politely suggested


And please, if you are that ashamed, feel free to move a few miles north :canada:. Your second grade trash talking could use a lot of work, and a long vacation may be a blessing.

Bye Bye GayBill24 :wave:

I thought we had a mutual understanding, you were ashamed and you were going to move to polar bear country. Obviously you are a welcher and backed out of our little agreement. Not surprising, seeing as how you also lifted some of my material from that thread. It emboldened you to stay around for a little while longer to try and save face.

Good job GayBill :rolleyes2

like2god
07-05-2006, 06:27 PM
You're one of those people who should've been caught in a condom, and not spread over some fat *****' inner lining.

Moron.

WOW.......:eek:.......just WOW

that was by far the worst attempt at a comeback that I have ever seen. I bet there were tears in your eyes when you were typing that too. I imagine you shaking and crying and saying "Take that like2gay" when you pushed the submit button. What a f*cking H0M0.

:lol:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:27 PM
Now, now.......L2G, how do you expect him to make money up there??

Then again those guys might not just use him with broken promises......

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:27 PM
Nope, sorry again shortbus cadet.

You stated

to which I politely suggested


I thought we had a mutual understanding, you were ashamed and you were going to move to polar bear country. Obviously you are a welcher and backed out of our little agreement. Not surprising, seeing as how you also lifted some of my material from that thread. It emboldened you to stay around for a little while longer to try and save face.

Good job GayBill :rolleyes2

Where did I say I was going to??

Just admit you were wrong man, it's not a tough thing to do. But you should know that already, must get a lot of practice. :D

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:29 PM
WOW.......:eek:.......just WOW

that was by far the worst attempt at a comeback that I have ever seen. I bet there were tears in your eyes when you were typing that too. I imagine you shaking and crying and saying "Take that like2gay" when you pushed the submit button. What a f*cking H0M0.

:lol:

Better than anything you could come up with.

This is getting to be a waste of my time.

If you can't come up with any formidable smack, besides GayBill, please leave.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:29 PM
Now, now.......L2G, how do you expect him to make money up there??

Then again those guys might not just use him with broken promises......

You might be in this situation if you don't get to selling those oranges.

Snappy, snappy!! :lol:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:31 PM
WOW.......:eek:.......just WOW

that was by far the worst attempt at a comeback that I have ever seen. I bet there were tears in your eyes when you were typing that too. I imagine you shaking and crying and saying "Take that like2gay" when you pushed the submit button. What a f*cking H0M0.

:lol:


Actually in his defense it wasn't just him, he ran upstairs, got his whole family (his mom and so called "dad" *that's what he prefers to be called) together and they came up with that.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:33 PM
You might be in this situation if you don't get to selling those oranges.

Snappy, snappy!! :lol:


Nah if i was in your conundrum i would sell oranges instead of sukin c0ck....sorry.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:36 PM
Actually in his defense it wasn't just him, he ran upstairs, got his whole family (his mom and so called "dad" *that's what he prefers to be called) together and they came up with that.

Did you need your 8 kids, Carlos, Arturo, Federico, Jorge, Manuel, Camila, Juana, and Romana for experience on that subject of "tu familia"?

:lol:

like2god
07-05-2006, 06:38 PM
Where did I say I was going to??

Just admit you were wrong man, it's not a tough thing to do. But you should know that already, must get a lot of practice. :D

Apparently you didn't get the memo that says "I told you to leave, so you are supposed to leave". You were the one who was a pu$$y and was so ashamed to live in the same state with me, so I told you to leave. You obviously don't take direction as well as you take my jokes.

You are out of your league here Pee Pee Toucher, you are making an even bigger @ss of yourself than you did in the Jills season ticket thread. It might be time for you and the other Jills trolls to get together and formulate a strategy to try and combat me in some way shape or form. I look forward to the challenge, if you can call it that. :lol:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:39 PM
Nah if i was in your conundrum i would sell oranges instead of sukin c0ck....sorry.

Not much choice Pablo.

http://www.freeu.com/classes/spanish/construction_worker.gif

And when did you apply for a construction job?? I caught you in the act!!

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/53/538353/2/44918692.Orange.jpg


^^^ Back to your post!!!

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:42 PM
Apparently you didn't get the memo that says "I told you to leave, so you are supposed to leave". You were the one who was a pu$$y and was so ashamed to live in the same state with me, so I told you to leave. You obviously don't take direction as well as you take my jokes.

You are out of your league here Pee Pee Toucher, you are making an even bigger @ss of yourself than you did in the Jills season ticket thread. It might be time for you and the other Jills trolls to get together and formulate a strategy to try and combat me in some way shape or form. I look forward to the challenge, if you can call it that. :lol:

You're fighting a losing battle.

Too bad you can't talk football, all you know how to do is talk trash.

1,000 + posts of trash = you.

I've never seen you post out of this forum.

icephinfan
07-05-2006, 06:42 PM
This maybe off topic, but I heard that Kevin Federline is a die hard Bills fan.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:44 PM
Not much choice Pablo.

http://www.freeu.com/classes/spanish/construction_worker.gif

And when did you apply for a construction job?? I caught you in the act!!

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/53/538353/2/44918692.Orange.jpg


^^^ Back to your post!!!


:sidelol: :sidelol: You ARE that stupid........:sidelol: Did you really have to show us the pictures stored on your computer........:sidelol: :sidelol:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:46 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: You ARE that stupid........:sidelol: Did you really have to show us the pictures stored on your computer........:sidelol: :sidelol:

It's called Google.

It's a pretty new site, where you can look up pictures.

But since you just booted up your 1994 Packard Bell Computer, it might take about 20 minutes to load the site + pictures. :lol:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:47 PM
You're fighting a losing battle.

Too bad you can't talk football, all you know how to do is talk trash.

1,000 + posts of trash = you.

I've never seen you post out of this forum.



Wow!!! Harsh words Mr. 1 MONTH member. :sidelol: :sidelol:


D@mn, your ret@rded.........are you playing or are you coming up with this all by yourself???????????

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:48 PM
Wow!!! Harsh words Mr. 1 MONTH member. :sidelol: :sidelol:


D@mn, your ret@rded.........are you playing or are you coming up with this all by yourself???????????
Why does it matter how long you're joined?

That means, since you've been registered for 3 years, you'd be considered a decent member, with an opinion that matters. :eek:

So that throws your theory out the door. :lol:

EDIT: And I didn't need the link to your e-mail address, you're learning quick on your '94 Packard Bell.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:49 PM
It's called Google.

It's a pretty new site, where you can look up pictures.

But since you just booted up your 1994 Packard Bell Computer, it might take about 20 minutes to load the site + pictures. :lol:


Nice try, c0mdumpster.....is that why your the only one that can't pull up a link to a picture. :sidelol: :sidelol:


Do you ever get tired of looking stup!d???

like2god
07-05-2006, 06:50 PM
If you can't come up with any formidable smack, besides GayBill, please leave.

Ok how about.....

H0m0

ankle spanker

Blue veined custard chucker

Captain dumb@ss from the starship window licker

Fagmaster 3000

super duper douchebag

Pee Pee Toucher

Jim Kelly's Pee Pee Sucker Boy

Jim Kelly's Delusional Pee Pee Sucker Troll

Jim Kelly's Delusional Pee Pee Sucker Troll Who Steals My Material Because He Isn't Creative Enough To Come Up With Anything On His Own



Let me know if any of these is suitable to call you so you don't cry.

:rolleyes2

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:50 PM
Why does it matter how long you're joined?

That means, since you've been registered for 3 years, you'd be considered a decent member, with an opinion that matters. :eek:

So that throws your theory out the door. :lol:


Actually, that would mean I've seen L2G post in different forums..........:lol:


Bing....looking fukin ret@rded again.........:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:51 PM
Nice try, c0mdumpster.....is that why your the only one that can't pull up a link to a picture. :sidelol: :sidelol:


Do you ever get tired of looking stup!d???

Well you would know about looking stupid, for sure, because that's exactly how I would describe you right now.

Too bad the last hurricane didn't wipe your useless *** out, maybe the next one will. :D

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:52 PM
Actually, that would mean I've seen L2G post in different forums..........:lol:


Bing....looking fukin ret@rded again.........:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

But your opinion doesn't matter, that's what I was getting at.

And it still holds true.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:53 PM
Ok how about.....

H0m0

ankle spanker

Blue veined custard chucker

Captain dumb@ss from the starship window licker

Fagmaster 3000

super duper douchebag

Pee Pee Toucher

Jim Kelly's Pee Pee Sucker Boy

Jim Kelly's Delusional Pee Pee Sucker Troll

Jim Kelly's Delusional Pee Pee Sucker Troll Who Steals My Material Because He Isn't Creative Enough To Come Up With Anything On His Own



Let me know if any of these is suitable to call you so you don't cry.

:rolleyes2

Real original.

You must

A. Watch South Park religiously
B. Limit your smack from years 1994 to 1997.

:lol:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:54 PM
Well you would know about looking stupid, for sure, because that's exactly how I would describe you right now.


2nd grade smack boo hoo :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:




Too bad the last hurricane didn't wipe your useless *** out, maybe the next one will. :D

Then how would your family have the funds to cash their welfare check?? :eek:

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:55 PM
But your opinion doesn't matter, that's what I was getting at.

And it still holds true.



Ohhhhhh so it takes you 25 posts or so to actually kick that one brain cell into gear???

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 06:55 PM
2nd grade smack boo hoo :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:




Then how would your family have the funds to cash their welfare check?? :eek:

Certainly not from the 500 dollar income from all of the orange stands in Florida.

:sidelol:

And yes, that includes yours.

FinFrenzy
07-05-2006, 06:58 PM
Certainly not from the 500 dollar income from all of the orange stands in Florida.

:sidelol:

And yes, that includes yours.



:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Why is it that people that don't have two dimes to rub together try and talk about income????

like2god
07-05-2006, 07:04 PM
You're fighting a losing battle.
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=180663



Too bad you can't talk football, all you know how to do is talk trash.

1,000 + posts of trash = you.

I've never seen you post out of this forum.

First of all dipsh1t, why would you even care what I post or where I post it? Are you the f*cking thread police? Are you going to handcuff me and beat me with your purse? And yes, yes I do post outside of this forum. But I really like to come here and hand you ret@rded trolls your @sses on a platter and watch you cry about

"don't call Buffalo a crappy city"
"Who cares if I stole your jokes, I saw them first"
"You are making me look foolish, you only like to come here and pick on me"
"I'm not GayBill, shows how much you know, my name isn't even Bill. WAAAAAAAAAA"

http://audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=60267

Grow some balls and hit the books quick junior, because I have just turned my attention to you.


.

GoBills24
07-05-2006, 08:05 PM
Grow some balls and hit the books quick junior, because I have just turned my attention to you.


.

I'm shaking now.

A weak smack talker is on my tail, what to do?

:D

icephinfan
07-05-2006, 08:13 PM
Can't We All Just Get awww nevermind.

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 09:58 PM
Time to lighten it back up with another joke:


One Sunday morning GoBills burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Kinzua.

After dinner, GoBill's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Kinzua is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

GoBills was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "B-Lo said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "B-Lo is your half-sister too, GoBills. I'm awfully sorry about this."

GoBills was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."

His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."

The Confessor
07-05-2006, 10:04 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"

BUMP... This is classic...

The Confessor
07-05-2006, 10:05 PM
Time to lighten it back up with another joke:


One Sunday morning GoBills burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Kinzua.

After dinner, GoBill's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Kinzua is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

GoBills was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "B-Lo said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "B-Lo is your half-sister too, GoBills. I'm awfully sorry about this."

GoBills was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."

His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."

Gotta give it to ya... You definately know Jills fans...

retired opfinistic
07-05-2006, 10:12 PM
Gotta give it to ya... You definately know Jills fans...My first wife was a Bills fan. ****ing **** ***** piece of **** dirty ********er.

But I'm not bitter.

Every year she gained 10 pounds and got a little meaner.

:lol:

like2god
07-05-2006, 11:38 PM
Time to lighten it back up with another joke:


One Sunday morning GoBills burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Kinzua.

After dinner, GoBill's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Kinzua is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

GoBills was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "B-Lo said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "B-Lo is your half-sister too, GoBills. I'm awfully sorry about this."

GoBills was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."

His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."


My first wife was a Bills fan. ****ing **** ***** piece of **** dirty ********er.

But I'm not bitter.

Every year she gained 10 pounds and got a little meaner.

:lol: :lol:

opfin, you are a very funny and intelligent poster. Good work Bro. :clap:

like2god
07-06-2006, 01:13 AM
I'm shaking now.

A weak smack talker is on my tail, what to do?

:D

I believe it, I really do. I believe that not only are you shaking but that you are also crying, yelling and shaking your fists at the computer screen. I know how you acted in the Jills season ticket thread so I have every reason to believe you are doing the same thing now. You really are that big of a f*cking baby, so yes I believe it entirely.

Next, You have the gall to call my trash talking weak? Ok, then explain to me why in the hell did you steal my jokes if they were weak? And just for the record, I wasn't the one crying and having multiple heart attacks because some people pointed out that Buffalo is a piss poor third rate city. It wasn't me who tried to act like a superhero by jumping to the defense of a garbage ghost town. Do you realize how stupid and ret@rded that is? Why would you even care when we point out what a dump Buffalo is? And why should I have to stick up for that sh1t hole just because I live in the same state? Your smack is weak as your spine, remember your defense of OJ Simpson? You said he was innocent and then changed your mind when I called you out on it. And your only defense is repeatedly calling me an "ignorant foul mouthed homer, waaaa", talk about weak. No wonder you stole my material, you have nothing. The only original things that you said in this thread were calling FinFrenzy "Pablo the orange salesman" and saying that I am "one of those people who should have been caught in a condom", http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=64279 .

You are about as creative as Kinzua and Itokemhomo it's pathetic, not to mention racist. Do you really believe that all hispanics are poor orange salesman with 8 kids? or is that just your super duper intelligent trash talk? Then you go on to explain to FinFrenzy that it was all a misconception and a stereotype, that it was all just a joke. Here is a hint jack@ss, if you have to explain your "jokes" after you tell them, that means that they aren't funny.

Okay, you want to talk football right? Okay lets talk football. What do you want to talk about first? Should we talk about how you will see Will Allen have a breakout year because he fits Sabans defense like a glove? Sabans defense uses Cb's that are fast, can tackle and have good cover skills, but it also requires the CB's to play a physical game at the line of scrimmage and Allen compliments the system perfectly. You don't need a ton of int's, you just need to do your job and play well within the system.

Or how about we talk about JP Loserman. How about we talk about his lack of accuracy and field vision and his piss poor ability to read defenses and pick up the blitz. Lets talk about how that will cause him to throw more int's than touchdowns this season. Lets talk about how he isn't even good enough to make a team like the NY Jets, a team that is searching for a starting Qb with Penningtons availability in question because of injuries.

Or how about we talk about the Dolphins and Bills head to head. Out of 84 games the Miami Dolphins have won 50 and the Buffalo Bills 33 with 1 tie. The Miami Dolphins won all 20 games against the Bills in the 70's, the whole decade. Lets talk about Don Shula and Marv Levy, Shula 347 wins, 2 SuperBowls and a perfect season, Marv Levy 154 wins and zero SB wins. Shula has more losses than Levy has wins. And don't give me that project his stats bullcrap, because here is what you said in another thread. http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90).

How about we talk about Dan Marino vs Jim Kelly. Marino 61,361 yards 420 TD's and 28 NFL records, Jim Kelly 35,467 yards 237 TD's and no other distinguishing credentials unless you want to count being the first and only QB to lose 4 straight SB's.

Lets talk about how the Dolphins are a team on the rise, about how they are a team that won 9 games last year without a good QB. Lets talk about how they now have a bonafide ProBowl Qb and players who better fit into the system. Now lets talk about the Bills, about how they are a team going in the wrong direction. Lets talk about how they blew 4 straight Sb's and how they have Mr. Macgoo running the show and how that will negatively impact their future. Lets talk about wasting the #8 draft pick on a guy who would have been around at pick #18. Lets talk about how they drafted another guy in the first round that shouldn't even have been picked until the late second round. Lets talk about how they drafted a cheapshot artist who tries to purposely injure his opponents.

You want to know why I don't talk football with you, it's because you have nothing to talk about. When facts are put infront of you, you just say "we owned you" "Marv Levy owns Shula" "Jim Kelly is as good as Marino" "Jim Kelly owned Marino in the playoffs". How can anybody take you seriously when you post such nonsense. Marv Levy is a nothing coach, especially when compared to Shula. Kelly is as good as Marino???? That is absolutely laughable. The Bills aren't a winning organization, never have been and never will be. Oh but I forgot, Marv Levy is in charge and is going to turn everything around, right? Wrong, once a third rate sh1t organization, always a third rate sh1t organization.

You also said that because some of us weren't alive to see the Dolphins win the SB, we aren't allowed to bring it up or talk about it. Okay, well none of us were alive on July 4, 1776 so why in the hell did we just celebrate Independence Day? None of us were there, none of us saw it, so why should we bother celebrating it? The answer is simple, we do it for the same reason Dolphins fans celebrate their SB victories, because it is a celebration of accomplishments. That is something that you and all of your other Jills trolls will never understand because you are all perenial losers, both as a team and in real everyday life.

So lets see what you can come up with GayBill, I just gave you a sh1tload of talking points, and you are such a smart and intelligent trash talker :rolleyes2 .....Lets see what you've got!

retired opfinistic
07-06-2006, 08:49 AM
Wow GoBills, looks like you got served!

FinFrenzy
07-06-2006, 08:59 AM
I believe it, I really do. I believe that not only are you shaking but that you are also crying, yelling and shaking your fists at the computer screen. I know how you acted in the Jills season ticket thread so I have every reason to believe you are doing the same thing now. You really are that big of a f*cking baby, so yes I believe it entirely.

Next, You have the gall to call my trash talking weak? Ok, then explain to me why in the hell did you steal my jokes if they were weak? And just for the record, I wasn't the one crying and having multiple heart attacks because some people pointed out that Buffalo is a piss poor third rate city. It wasn't me who tried to act like a superhero by jumping to the defense of a garbage ghost town. Do you realize how stupid and ret@rded that is? Why would you even care when we point out what a dump Buffalo is? And why should I have to stick up for that sh1t hole just because I live in the same state? Your smack is weak as your spine, remember your defense of OJ Simpson? You said he was innocent and then changed your mind when I called you out on it. And your only defense is repeatedly calling me an "ignorant foul mouthed homer, waaaa", talk about weak. No wonder you stole my material, you have nothing. The only original things that you said in this thread were calling FinFrenzy "Pablo the orange salesman" and saying that I am "one of those people who should have been caught in a condom", http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=64279 .

You are about as creative as Kinzua and Itokemhomo it's pathetic, not to mention racist. Do you really believe that all hispanics are poor orange salesman with 8 kids? or is that just your super duper intelligent trash talk? Then you go on to explain to FinFrenzy that it was all a misconception and a stereotype, that it was all just a joke. Here is a hint jack@ss, if you have to explain your "jokes" after you tell them, that means that they aren't funny.

Okay, you want to talk football right? Okay lets talk football. What do you want to talk about first? Should we talk about how you will see Will Allen have a breakout year because he fits Sabans defense like a glove? Sabans defense uses Cb's that are fast, can tackle and have good cover skills, but it also requires the CB's to play a physical game at the line of scrimmage and Allen compliments the system perfectly. You don't need a ton of int's, you just need to do your job and play well within the system.

Or how about we talk about JP Loserman. How about we talk about his lack of accuracy and field vision and his piss poor ability to read defenses and pick up the blitz. Lets talk about how that will cause him to throw more int's than touchdowns this season. Lets talk about how he isn't even good enough to make a team like the NY Jets, a team that is searching for a starting Qb with Penningtons availability in question because of injuries.

Or how about we talk about the Dolphins and Bills head to head. Out of 84 games the Miami Dolphins have won 50 and the Buffalo Bills 33 with 1 tie. The Miami Dolphins won all 20 games against the Bills in the 70's, the whole decade. Lets talk about Don Shula and Marv Levy, Shula 347 wins, 2 SuperBowls and a perfect season, Marv Levy 154 wins and zero SB wins. Shula has more losses than Levy has wins. And don't give me that project his stats bullcrap, because here is what you said in another thread. http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90).

How about we talk about Dan Marino vs Jim Kelly. Marino 61,361 yards 420 TD's and 28 NFL records, Jim Kelly 35,467 yards 237 TD's and no other distinguishing credentials unless you want to count being the first and only QB to lose 4 straight SB's.

Lets talk about how the Dolphins are a team on the rise, about how they are a team that won 9 games last year without a good QB. Lets talk about how they now have a bonafide ProBowl Qb and players who better fit into the system. Now lets talk about the Bills, about how they are a team going in the wrong direction. Lets talk about how they blew 4 straight Sb's and how they have Mr. Macgoo running the show and how that will negatively impact their future. Lets talk about wasting the #8 draft pick on a guy who would have been around at pick #18. Lets talk about how they drafted another guy in the first round that shouldn't even have been picked until the late second round. Lets talk about how they drafted a cheapshot artist who tries to purposely injure his opponents.

You want to know why I don't talk football with you, it's because you have nothing to talk about. When facts are put infront of you, you just say "we owned you" "Marv Levy owns Shula" "Jim Kelly is as good as Marino" "Jim Kelly owned Marino in the playoffs". How can anybody take you seriously when you post such nonsense. Marv Levy is a nothing coach, especially when compared to Shula. Kelly is as good as Marino???? That is absolutely laughable. The Bills aren't a winning organization, never have been and never will be. Oh but I forgot, Marv Levy is in charge and is going to turn everything around, right? Wrong, once a third rate sh1t organization, always a third rate sh1t organization.

You also said that because some of us weren't alive to see the Dolphins win the SB, we aren't allowed to bring it up or talk about it. Okay, well none of us were alive on July 4, 1776 so why in the hell did we just celebrate Independence Day? None of us were there, none of us saw it, so why should we bother celebrating it? The answer is simple, we do it for the same reason Dolphins fans celebrate their SB victories, because it is a celebration of accomplishments. That is something that you and all of your other Jills trolls will never understand because you are all perenial losers, both as a team and in real everyday life.

So lets see what you can come up with GayBill, I just gave you a sh1tload of talking points, and you are such a smart and intelligent trash talker :rolleyes2 .....Lets see what you've got!


:lol: :evil: :clap:

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 10:52 AM
I believe it, I really do. I believe that not only are you shaking but that you are also crying, yelling and shaking your fists at the computer screen. I know how you acted in the Jills season ticket thread so I have every reason to believe you are doing the same thing now. You really are that big of a f*cking baby, so yes I believe it entirely.

Next, You have the gall to call my trash talking weak? Ok, then explain to me why in the hell did you steal my jokes if they were weak? And just for the record, I wasn't the one crying and having multiple heart attacks because some people pointed out that Buffalo is a piss poor third rate city. It wasn't me who tried to act like a superhero by jumping to the defense of a garbage ghost town. Do you realize how stupid and ret@rded that is? Why would you even care when we point out what a dump Buffalo is? And why should I have to stick up for that sh1t hole just because I live in the same state? Your smack is weak as your spine, remember your defense of OJ Simpson? You said he was innocent and then changed your mind when I called you out on it. And your only defense is repeatedly calling me an "ignorant foul mouthed homer, waaaa", talk about weak. No wonder you stole my material, you have nothing. The only original things that you said in this thread were calling FinFrenzy "Pablo the orange salesman" and saying that I am "one of those people who should have been caught in a condom", http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=64279 .

You are about as creative as Kinzua and Itokemhomo it's pathetic, not to mention racist. Do you really believe that all hispanics are poor orange salesman with 8 kids? or is that just your super duper intelligent trash talk? Then you go on to explain to FinFrenzy that it was all a misconception and a stereotype, that it was all just a joke. Here is a hint jack@ss, if you have to explain your "jokes" after you tell them, that means that they aren't funny.

Okay, you want to talk football right? Okay lets talk football. What do you want to talk about first? Should we talk about how you will see Will Allen have a breakout year because he fits Sabans defense like a glove? Sabans defense uses Cb's that are fast, can tackle and have good cover skills, but it also requires the CB's to play a physical game at the line of scrimmage and Allen compliments the system perfectly. You don't need a ton of int's, you just need to do your job and play well within the system.

Or how about we talk about JP Loserman. How about we talk about his lack of accuracy and field vision and his piss poor ability to read defenses and pick up the blitz. Lets talk about how that will cause him to throw more int's than touchdowns this season. Lets talk about how he isn't even good enough to make a team like the NY Jets, a team that is searching for a starting Qb with Penningtons availability in question because of injuries.

Or how about we talk about the Dolphins and Bills head to head. Out of 84 games the Miami Dolphins have won 50 and the Buffalo Bills 33 with 1 tie. The Miami Dolphins won all 20 games against the Bills in the 70's, the whole decade. Lets talk about Don Shula and Marv Levy, Shula 347 wins, 2 SuperBowls and a perfect season, Marv Levy 154 wins and zero SB wins. Shula has more losses than Levy has wins. And don't give me that project his stats bullcrap, because here is what you said in another thread. http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90).

How about we talk about Dan Marino vs Jim Kelly. Marino 61,361 yards 420 TD's and 28 NFL records, Jim Kelly 35,467 yards 237 TD's and no other distinguishing credentials unless you want to count being the first and only QB to lose 4 straight SB's.

Lets talk about how the Dolphins are a team on the rise, about how they are a team that won 9 games last year without a good QB. Lets talk about how they now have a bonafide ProBowl Qb and players who better fit into the system. Now lets talk about the Bills, about how they are a team going in the wrong direction. Lets talk about how they blew 4 straight Sb's and how they have Mr. Macgoo running the show and how that will negatively impact their future. Lets talk about wasting the #8 draft pick on a guy who would have been around at pick #18. Lets talk about how they drafted another guy in the first round that shouldn't even have been picked until the late second round. Lets talk about how they drafted a cheapshot artist who tries to purposely injure his opponents.

You want to know why I don't talk football with you, it's because you have nothing to talk about. When facts are put infront of you, you just say "we owned you" "Marv Levy owns Shula" "Jim Kelly is as good as Marino" "Jim Kelly owned Marino in the playoffs". How can anybody take you seriously when you post such nonsense. Marv Levy is a nothing coach, especially when compared to Shula. Kelly is as good as Marino???? That is absolutely laughable. The Bills aren't a winning organization, never have been and never will be. Oh but I forgot, Marv Levy is in charge and is going to turn everything around, right? Wrong, once a third rate sh1t organization, always a third rate sh1t organization.

You also said that because some of us weren't alive to see the Dolphins win the SB, we aren't allowed to bring it up or talk about it. Okay, well none of us were alive on July 4, 1776 so why in the hell did we just celebrate Independence Day? None of us were there, none of us saw it, so why should we bother celebrating it? The answer is simple, we do it for the same reason Dolphins fans celebrate their SB victories, because it is a celebration of accomplishments. That is something that you and all of your other Jills trolls will never understand because you are all perenial losers, both as a team and in real everyday life.

So lets see what you can come up with GayBill, I just gave you a sh1tload of talking points, and you are such a smart and intelligent trash talker :rolleyes2 .....Lets see what you've got!

Wow, one useless comment gets a 11 paragraph summary?

Pretty easy to get under your skin.

:lol:

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 10:55 AM
Wow GoBills, looks like you got served!

http://dvd-new-release.net/you.got.served/you.got.served.jpg

:D

retired opfinistic
07-06-2006, 11:03 AM
http://dvd-new-release.net/you.got.served/you.got.served.jpg

:DI preferred the South Park rendition!

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:06 AM
Wow, one useless comment gets a 11 paragraph summary?

Pretty easy to get under your skin.

:lol:

Translation = Oh sh1t, I just got OWNED

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:06 AM
What the hey, I'll give it a go.

I believe it, I really do. I believe that not only are you shaking but that you are also crying, yelling and shaking your fists at the computer screen. I know how you acted in the Jills season ticket thread so I have every reason to believe you are doing the same thing now. You really are that big of a f*cking baby, so yes I believe it entirely.

*Yawn*

Next, You have the gall to call my trash talking weak? Ok, then explain to me why in the hell did you steal my jokes if they were weak? And just for the record, I wasn't the one crying and having multiple heart attacks because some people pointed out that Buffalo is a piss poor third rate city. It wasn't me who tried to act like a superhero by jumping to the defense of a garbage ghost town. Do you realize how stupid and ret@rded that is? Why would you even care when we point out what a dump Buffalo is? And why should I have to stick up for that sh1t hole just because I live in the same state? Your smack is weak as your spine, remember your defense of OJ Simpson? You said he was innocent and then changed your mind when I called you out on it. And your only defense is repeatedly calling me an "ignorant foul mouthed homer, waaaa", talk about weak. No wonder you stole my material, you have nothing. The only original things that you said in this thread were calling FinFrenzy "Pablo the orange salesman" and saying that I am "one of those people who should have been caught in a condom", http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=64279 .

*Yet more trash*

You are about as creative as Kinzua and Itokemhomo it's pathetic, not to mention racist. Do you really believe that all hispanics are poor orange salesman with 8 kids? or is that just your super duper intelligent trash talk? Then you go on to explain to FinFrenzy that it was all a misconception and a stereotype, that it was all just a joke. Here is a hint jack@ss, if you have to explain your "jokes" after you tell them, that means that they aren't funny.

*And more!*

Okay, you want to talk football right? Okay lets talk football. What do you want to talk about first? Should we talk about how you will see Will Allen have a breakout year because he fits Sabans defense like a glove? Sabans defense uses Cb's that are fast, can tackle and have good cover skills, but it also requires the CB's to play a physical game at the line of scrimmage and Allen compliments the system perfectly. You don't need a ton of int's, you just need to do your job and play well within the system.

This is a smack forum. You'll see I complimented Saban's defense in other posts.

Or how about we talk about JP Loserman. How about we talk about his lack of accuracy and field vision and his piss poor ability to read defenses and pick up the blitz. Lets talk about how that will cause him to throw more int's than touchdowns this season. Lets talk about how he isn't even good enough to make a team like the NY Jets, a team that is searching for a starting Qb with Penningtons availability in question because of injuries.

Losman had better numbers than Eli Manning had in HIS first 8 games. Yep, he's really on the wrong track. :rolleyes:

Or how about we talk about the Dolphins and Bills head to head. Out of 84 games the Miami Dolphins have won 50 and the Buffalo Bills 33 with 1 tie. The Miami Dolphins won all 20 games against the Bills in the 70's, the whole decade. Lets talk about Don Shula and Marv Levy, Shula 347 wins, 2 SuperBowls and a perfect season, Marv Levy 154 wins and zero SB wins. Shula has more losses than Levy has wins. And don't give me that project his stats bullcrap, because here is what you said in another thread. http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90).

Yet you think a God coach like Shula would have better success against our "scrap" (Hall of Fame, might I add). 18-4 record against Shula. Learn it, live it, accept it.

How about we talk about Dan Marino vs Jim Kelly. Marino 61,361 yards 420 TD's and 28 NFL records, Jim Kelly 35,467 yards 237 TD's and no other distinguishing credentials unless you want to count being the first and only QB to lose 4 straight SB's.

Maybe if Marino and his Godly coach could've gotten to more than 1 Superbowl in all of his years of playing, we would've figured that out. Kelly = HOF, Marino = HOF. Isn't that the ultimate honor for a player? Nope, you'll just pass this off as trash.

Lets talk about how the Dolphins are a team on the rise, about how they are a team that won 9 games last year without a good QB. Lets talk about how they now have a bonafide ProBowl Qb and players who better fit into the system. Now lets talk about the Bills, about how they are a team going in the wrong direction. Lets talk about how they blew 4 straight Sb's and how they have Mr. Macgoo running the show and how that will negatively impact their future. Lets talk about wasting the #8 draft pick on a guy who would have been around at pick #18. Lets talk about how they drafted another guy in the first round that shouldn't even have been picked until the late second round. Lets talk about how they drafted a cheapshot artist who tries to purposely injure his opponents.

Whitner would not have been there at 18.

Detroit openly said they would've strongly considered/taken Whitner at 9, confirmed by Mort. You'll pass this off as trash, too.

You want to know why I don't talk football with you, it's because you have nothing to talk about. When facts are put infront of you, you just say "we owned you" "Marv Levy owns Shula" "Jim Kelly is as good as Marino" "Jim Kelly owned Marino in the playoffs". How can anybody take you seriously when you post such nonsense. Marv Levy is a nothing coach, especially when compared to Shula. Kelly is as good as Marino???? That is absolutely laughable. The Bills aren't a winning organization, never have been and never will be. Oh but I forgot, Marv Levy is in charge and is going to turn everything around, right? Wrong, once a third rate sh1t organization, always a third rate sh1t organization.

Marv Levy does own Shula, 18-4, what else would you call it? Luck? Knowing you, that's what you WILL classify it as.

Kelly DID own Marino in the playoffs, he's ****IN 3-0 AGAINST HIM!!! GOT THAT BUD?? 3-0.

You also said that because some of us weren't alive to see the Dolphins win the SB, we aren't allowed to bring it up or talk about it. Okay, well none of us were alive on July 4, 1776 so why in the hell did we just celebrate Independence Day? None of us were there, none of us saw it, so why should we bother celebrating it? The answer is simple, we do it for the same reason Dolphins fans celebrate their SB victories, because it is a celebration of accomplishments. That is something that you and all of your other Jills trolls will never understand because you are all perenial losers, both as a team and in real everyday life.

Such a great organization, yet how many Superbowls/AFC Championships do the Phins have in the last 30 years????? Get back to me on that one.

So lets see what you can come up with GayBill, I just gave you a sh1tload of talking points, and you are such a smart and intelligent trash talker :rolleyes2 .....Lets see what you've got!

Answer my questions.

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:07 AM
Translation = Oh sh1t, I just got OWNED

What do you mean?

I just addressed all the points.

I know you spend your life on FinHeaven, so I don't respond as quickly as you would like.

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:09 AM
Answer my questions.

CLICK_HERE_YOU_ARE_A_WINNER!!!!! (http://files.tagworld.com/34911e762a6f2e6a4570a65ea9ded5e95fc2.gif)



.

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:11 AM
CLICK_HERE_YOU_ARE_A_WINNER!!!!! (http://files.tagworld.com/34911e762a6f2e6a4570a65ea9ded5e95fc2.gif)



.

LOL, don't worry, I knew all along that was above your brain capabilities.

If you're proved wrong, at least accept it, not post links.

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:18 AM
What do you mean?

I just addressed all the points.

When? You can't possibly mean when you blew off half of my post with "yawn, Trash, and more". You ran away from the argument like a pu$$y because you have nothing.


I know you spend your life on FinHeaven, so I don't respond as quickly as you would like.

You can't respond quickly for one reason and one reason only, it takes time to cut and paste my comments from other threads.

And as far as the time that I spend here on FH, I am on vacation and I will spend my time whatever way I see fit. If that means posting here, spending time with loved ones, going fishing or 4 wheeling it has absolutely nothing to do with you so stop deflecting the argument and answer my post.

I will be waiting for a reply, I know it takes you a little time to find suitable quotes to cut and paste.

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:20 AM
LOL, don't worry, I knew all along that was above your brain capabilities.

If you're proved wrong, at least accept it, not post links.

It isn't a link dipsh1t, I made that especially for you, noone is more deserving.

And the only thing that you proved was that I am 100% right with my post.


.

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:21 AM
When? You can't possibly mean when you blew off half of my post with "yawn, Trash, and more". You ran away from the argument like a pu$$y because you have nothing.

I have nothing?

I'm here to talk football, and I responded to all of your football points.

Not my fault you're not here to do the same, and for some reason, you refuse to answer my post.



You can't respond quickly for one reason and one reason only, it takes time to cut and paste my comments from other threads.

And as far as the time that I spend here on FH, I am on vacation and I will spend my time whatever way I see fit. If that means posting here, spending time with loved ones, going fishing or 4 wheeling it has absolutely nothing to do with you so stop deflecting the argument and answer my post.

I will be waiting for a reply, I know it takes you a little time to find suitable quotes to cut and paste.
I'm waiting for football talk.

If you're incapable of that, just say so.

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:22 AM
It isn't a link dipsh1t, I made that especially for you, noone is more deserving.

And the only thing that you proved was that I am 100% right with my post.


.

You gonna talk football, or keep pulling out links that you made when you were slacking off at work?

If you're not gonna talk football, tell me, so I can stop wasting my time.

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:24 AM
I'm waiting for football talk.

If you're incapable of that, just say so.Okay, you want to talk football right? Okay lets talk football. What do you want to talk about first? Should we talk about how you will see Will Allen have a breakout year because he fits Sabans defense like a glove? Sabans defense uses Cb's that are fast, can tackle and have good cover skills, but it also requires the CB's to play a physical game at the line of scrimmage and Allen compliments the system perfectly. You don't need a ton of int's, you just need to do your job and play well within the system.

Or how about we talk about JP Loserman. How about we talk about his lack of accuracy and field vision and his piss poor ability to read defenses and pick up the blitz. Lets talk about how that will cause him to throw more int's than touchdowns this season. Lets talk about how he isn't even good enough to make a team like the NY Jets, a team that is searching for a starting Qb with Penningtons availability in question because of injuries.

Or how about we talk about the Dolphins and Bills head to head. Out of 84 games the Miami Dolphins have won 50 and the Buffalo Bills 33 with 1 tie. The Miami Dolphins won all 20 games against the Bills in the 70's, the whole decade. Lets talk about Don Shula and Marv Levy, Shula 347 wins, 2 SuperBowls and a perfect season, Marv Levy 154 wins and zero SB wins. Shula has more losses than Levy has wins. And don't give me that project his stats bullcrap, because here is what you said in another thread. http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90).

How about we talk about Dan Marino vs Jim Kelly. Marino 61,361 yards 420 TD's and 28 NFL records, Jim Kelly 35,467 yards 237 TD's and no other distinguishing credentials unless you want to count being the first and only QB to lose 4 straight SB's.

Lets talk about how the Dolphins are a team on the rise, about how they are a team that won 9 games last year without a good QB. Lets talk about how they now have a bonafide ProBowl Qb and players who better fit into the system. Now lets talk about the Bills, about how they are a team going in the wrong direction. Lets talk about how they blew 4 straight Sb's and how they have Mr. Macgoo running the show and how that will negatively impact their future. Lets talk about wasting the #8 draft pick on a guy who would have been around at pick #18. Lets talk about how they drafted another guy in the first round that shouldn't even have been picked until the late second round. Lets talk about how they drafted a cheapshot artist who tries to purposely injure his opponents.

You want to know why I don't talk football with you, it's because you have nothing to talk about. When facts are put infront of you, you just say "we owned you" "Marv Levy owns Shula" "Jim Kelly is as good as Marino" "Jim Kelly owned Marino in the playoffs". How can anybody take you seriously when you post such nonsense. Marv Levy is a nothing coach, especially when compared to Shula. Kelly is as good as Marino???? That is absolutely laughable. The Bills aren't a winning organization, never have been and never will be. Oh but I forgot, Marv Levy is in charge and is going to turn everything around, right? Wrong, once a third rate sh1t organization, always a third rate sh1t organization.

You also said that because some of us weren't alive to see the Dolphins win the SB, we aren't allowed to bring it up or talk about it. Okay, well none of us were alive on July 4, 1776 so why in the hell did we just celebrate Independence Day? None of us were there, none of us saw it, so why should we bother celebrating it? The answer is simple, we do it for the same reason Dolphins fans celebrate their SB victories, because it is a celebration of accomplishments. That is something that you and all of your other Jills trolls will never understand because you are all perenial losers, both as a team and in real everyday life.

I did talk football, but you didn't answer my questions.

cnc66
07-06-2006, 11:25 AM
CLICK_HERE_YOU_ARE_A_WINNER!!!!! (http://files.tagworld.com/34911e762a6f2e6a4570a65ea9ded5e95fc2.gif)



.

that lil' sweety went into my documents... good job... ya know, it's almost noon, try not to run this one off as quick as the others.... all the rest are hiding in knowledge of what is about to befall their "storied" franchise.

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:26 AM
Okay, you want to talk football right? Okay lets talk football. What do you want to talk about first? Should we talk about how you will see Will Allen have a breakout year because he fits Sabans defense like a glove? Sabans defense uses Cb's that are fast, can tackle and have good cover skills, but it also requires the CB's to play a physical game at the line of scrimmage and Allen compliments the system perfectly. You don't need a ton of int's, you just need to do your job and play well within the system.

Or how about we talk about JP Loserman. How about we talk about his lack of accuracy and field vision and his piss poor ability to read defenses and pick up the blitz. Lets talk about how that will cause him to throw more int's than touchdowns this season. Lets talk about how he isn't even good enough to make a team like the NY Jets, a team that is searching for a starting Qb with Penningtons availability in question because of injuries.

Or how about we talk about the Dolphins and Bills head to head. Out of 84 games the Miami Dolphins have won 50 and the Buffalo Bills 33 with 1 tie. The Miami Dolphins won all 20 games against the Bills in the 70's, the whole decade. Lets talk about Don Shula and Marv Levy, Shula 347 wins, 2 SuperBowls and a perfect season, Marv Levy 154 wins and zero SB wins. Shula has more losses than Levy has wins. And don't give me that project his stats bullcrap, because here is what you said in another thread. http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2587547&postcount=90).

How about we talk about Dan Marino vs Jim Kelly. Marino 61,361 yards 420 TD's and 28 NFL records, Jim Kelly 35,467 yards 237 TD's and no other distinguishing credentials unless you want to count being the first and only QB to lose 4 straight SB's.

Lets talk about how the Dolphins are a team on the rise, about how they are a team that won 9 games last year without a good QB. Lets talk about how they now have a bonafide ProBowl Qb and players who better fit into the system. Now lets talk about the Bills, about how they are a team going in the wrong direction. Lets talk about how they blew 4 straight Sb's and how they have Mr. Macgoo running the show and how that will negatively impact their future. Lets talk about wasting the #8 draft pick on a guy who would have been around at pick #18. Lets talk about how they drafted another guy in the first round that shouldn't even have been picked until the late second round. Lets talk about how they drafted a cheapshot artist who tries to purposely injure his opponents.

You want to know why I don't talk football with you, it's because you have nothing to talk about. When facts are put infront of you, you just say "we owned you" "Marv Levy owns Shula" "Jim Kelly is as good as Marino" "Jim Kelly owned Marino in the playoffs". How can anybody take you seriously when you post such nonsense. Marv Levy is a nothing coach, especially when compared to Shula. Kelly is as good as Marino???? That is absolutely laughable. The Bills aren't a winning organization, never have been and never will be. Oh but I forgot, Marv Levy is in charge and is going to turn everything around, right? Wrong, once a third rate sh1t organization, always a third rate sh1t organization.

You also said that because some of us weren't alive to see the Dolphins win the SB, we aren't allowed to bring it up or talk about it. Okay, well none of us were alive on July 4, 1776 so why in the hell did we just celebrate Independence Day? None of us were there, none of us saw it, so why should we bother celebrating it? The answer is simple, we do it for the same reason Dolphins fans celebrate their SB victories, because it is a celebration of accomplishments. That is something that you and all of your other Jills trolls will never understand because you are all perenial losers, both as a team and in real everyday life.

I did talk football, but you didn't answer my questions.
Look above.

HOW ****ING HARD IS THAT!!!!??

EDIT: For a clue, it's the 2nd reply of the 11th page. Or do you want me to make you a treasure map, too?

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:27 AM
that lil' sweety went into my documents... good job... ya know, it's almost noon, try not to run this one off as quick as the others.... all the rest are hiding in knowledge of what is about to befall their "storied" franchise.

:lol: Thanx, it took me all of 20 minutes to make, but it was definitely worth every second.

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:28 AM
Look above.

HOW ****ING HARD IS THAT!!!!??

EDIT: For a clue, it's the 2nd reply of the 11th page. Or do you want me to make you a treasure map, too?

Quoted for l2g, in case he didn't "see" it.

like2god
07-06-2006, 11:30 AM
Look above.

HOW ****ING HARD IS THAT!!!!??

No d1ckhead, you look above. We go in order here on this board, I asked you these questions first, now answer them or leave.


Next, You have the gall to call my trash talking weak? Ok, then explain to me why in the hell did you steal my jokes if they were weak? And just for the record, I wasn't the one crying and having multiple heart attacks because some people pointed out that Buffalo is a piss poor third rate city. It wasn't me who tried to act like a superhero by jumping to the defense of a garbage ghost town. Do you realize how stupid and ret@rded that is? Why would you even care when we point out what a dump Buffalo is? And why should I have to stick up for that sh1t hole just because I live in the same state? Your smack is weak as your spine, remember your defense of OJ Simpson? You said he was innocent and then changed your mind when I called you out on it. And your only defense is repeatedly calling me an "ignorant foul mouthed homer, waaaa", talk about weak. No wonder you stole my material, you have nothing. The only original things that you said in this thread were calling FinFrenzy "Pablo the orange salesman" and saying that I am "one of those people who should have been caught in a condom", http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/po...ound_iid=64279 (http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=64279) .

You are about as creative as Kinzua and Itokemhomo it's pathetic, not to mention racist. Do you really believe that all hispanics are poor orange salesman with 8 kids? or is that just your super duper intelligent trash talk? Then you go on to explain to FinFrenzy that it was all a misconception and a stereotype, that it was all just a joke. Here is a hint jack@ss, if you have to explain your "jokes" after you tell them, that means that they aren't funny.


Go ahead GayBill.....

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 11:31 AM
No d1ckhead, you look above. We go in order here on this board, I asked you these questions first, now answer them or leave.


Next, You have the gall to call my trash talking weak? Ok, then explain to me why in the hell did you steal my jokes if they were weak? And just for the record, I wasn't the one crying and having multiple heart attacks because some people pointed out that Buffalo is a piss poor third rate city. It wasn't me who tried to act like a superhero by jumping to the defense of a garbage ghost town. Do you realize how stupid and ret@rded that is? Why would you even care when we point out what a dump Buffalo is? And why should I have to stick up for that sh1t hole just because I live in the same state? Your smack is weak as your spine, remember your defense of OJ Simpson? You said he was innocent and then changed your mind when I called you out on it. And your only defense is repeatedly calling me an "ignorant foul mouthed homer, waaaa", talk about weak. No wonder you stole my material, you have nothing. The only original things that you said in this thread were calling FinFrenzy "Pablo the orange salesman" and saying that I am "one of those people who should have been caught in a condom", http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/po...ound_iid=64279 (http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=64279) .

You are about as creative as Kinzua and Itokemhomo it's pathetic, not to mention racist. Do you really believe that all hispanics are poor orange salesman with 8 kids? or is that just your super duper intelligent trash talk? Then you go on to explain to FinFrenzy that it was all a misconception and a stereotype, that it was all just a joke. Here is a hint jack@ss, if you have to explain your "jokes" after you tell them, that means that they aren't funny.


Go ahead GayBill.....


I said I wanted to talk football.

Now tell me, does this look like football to you???

Now, do what you did when the teacher asked you a question you didn't understand.

PS: *Nod your head*

like2god
07-06-2006, 12:03 PM
Your new name is OWNED


I said I wanted to talk football.

Now tell me, does this look like football to you???

Now, do what you did when the teacher asked you a question you didn't understand.

PS: *Nod your head*


This is a smack forum. You'll see I complimented Saban's defense in other posts.

You're one of those people who should've been caught in a condom, and not spread over some fat *****' inner lining.

Moron.



Better than anything you could come up with.

This is getting to be a waste of my time.

If you can't come up with any formidable smack, besides GayBill, please leave.



You might be in this situation if you don't get to selling those oranges.

Snappy, snappy!! :lol:


Did you need your 8 kids, Carlos, Arturo, Federico, Jorge, Manuel, Camila, Juana, and Romana for experience on that subject of "tu familia"?

:lol:


Not much choice Pablo.

http://www.freeu.com/classes/spanish...ion_worker.gif (http://www.freeu.com/classes/spanish/construction_worker.gif)

And when did you apply for a construction job?? I caught you in the act!!

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/53/538353/2/44918692.Orange.jpg


^^^ Back to your post!!!



Calm down, it's a common misconception about Miami, and Florida in general.

You think I'd really be talking seriously in "The Depths" forum?

And you've never trashed Buffalo, or any other city? That's believable




Sorry, I didn't read like2god's autobiography, so I was unaware he had a "job".

LOL, and you blame me for sterotyping Miami, look what you did?

So now we have a Hypocritical Pablo on our hands? :lol:


Where did I say that I didn't do it?

I said I WAS JOKING.

Look back at previous posts.

And I don't need a number, I'm fine, thank you.



You and the rest of the illegal immigrants down there need to know how to run a computer, or GET OUT.

Link = Broken.

Get back to your orange stand, Pablo!!



Pablo, I'm sorry, the link doesn't work.

You're behind on your orange sales, and there's customers!!!

Get back to work!!!




:lol:

Is this what passes as smack in Jills country? :shakeno:



No, this is what passes as "joking around" and "non-football talk".

And btw, you live in BILLS country, so you're included in that regard.



I actually hate it, too.

But I just wanted to piss someone off with that, cause it does to me.

:lol:



So once again...


I said I wanted to talk football.

Now tell me, does this look like football to you???


Don't lie you f*cking loser, this is just a small example of your posts in this thread. You came here to talk sh1t, you had your @ss handed to you on a platter, you couldn't handle it and now you want to talk football. Wipe the tears away @sshole and answer....Why do you always run away from answering my questions? You steal my material, then you come here with said material and still bomb, and when called on it you cry "why can't you talk football you big meanie" http://audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=60267 .

You are in way over your head and are bombing bigtime. You are a troll who knew exactly what forum this was and I pointed that out several times in the Jills season ticket thread and the little snippets from your posts in this thread prove it once again. You don't have what it takes to hang with me, you can't handle smack talk with the other FH members, you are a pu$$y plain and simple.

Like I said, answer my questions or get the hell out.

305TillIDie
07-06-2006, 12:04 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?":sidelol: :sidelol:

GoBills24
07-06-2006, 01:14 PM
Your new name is OWNED












So once again...



Don't lie you f*cking loser, this is just a small example of your posts in this thread. You came here to talk sh1t, you had your @ss handed to you on a platter, you couldn't handle it and now you want to talk football. Wipe the tears away @sshole and answer....Why do you always run away from answering my questions? You steal my material, then you come here with said material and still bomb, and when called on it you cry "why can't you talk football you big meanie" http://audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=60267 .

You are in way over your head and are bombing bigtime. You are a troll who knew exactly what forum this was and I pointed that out several times in the Jills season ticket thread and the little snippets from your posts in this thread prove it once again. You don't have what it takes to hang with me, you can't handle smack talk with the other FH members, you are a pu$$y plain and simple.

Like I said, answer my questions or get the hell out.
:lol:

"Answer my questions or get out".

Classic stuff.

I answered all of your post that was football related. You still refuse to answer it.

Kinzua
07-06-2006, 01:32 PM
Your new name is OWNED












So once again...



Don't lie you f*cking loser, this is just a small example of your posts in this thread. You came here to talk sh1t, you had your @ss handed to you on a platter, you couldn't handle it and now you want to talk football. Wipe the tears away @sshole and answer....Why do you always run away from answering my questions? You steal my material, then you come here with said material and still bomb, and when called on it you cry "why can't you talk football you big meanie" http://audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=60267 .

You are in way over your head and are bombing bigtime. You are a troll who knew exactly what forum this was and I pointed that out several times in the Jills season ticket thread and the little snippets from your posts in this thread prove it once again. You don't have what it takes to hang with me, you can't handle smack talk with the other FH members, you are a pu$$y plain and simple.

Like I said, answer my questions or get the hell out.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Owned again and throwing another hissy fit about it,Queenie? Awwww, poorbaby!!! Go find one of your "Fin Heaven bros" like EMB or Wazzy to comfort you!!!

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

like2god
07-06-2006, 01:39 PM
:lol:

"Answer my questions or get out".

Classic stuff.

I answered all of your post that was football related. You still refuse to answer it.

You didn't answer anything and stop acting like you are here for football. That argument doesn't work when you post this sh1t.


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
I said I wanted to talk football.

Now tell me, does this look like football to you???

Now, do what you did when the teacher asked you a question you didn't understand.

PS: *Nod your head*



Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
This is a smack forum. You'll see I complimented Saban's defense in other posts.

You're one of those people who should've been caught in a condom, and not spread over some fat *****' inner lining.

Moron.

Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED


Better than anything you could come up with.

This is getting to be a waste of my time.

If you can't come up with any formidable smack, besides GayBill, please leave.


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED

You might be in this situation if you don't get to selling those oranges.

Snappy, snappy!! :lol:


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
Did you need your 8 kids, Carlos, Arturo, Federico, Jorge, Manuel, Camila, Juana, and Romana for experience on that subject of "tu familia"?

:lol:


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
Not much choice Pablo.

http://www.freeu.com/classes/spanish...ion_worker.gif (http://www.freeu.com/classes/spanish/construction_worker.gif)

And when did you apply for a construction job?? I caught you in the act!!

http://k43.pbase.com/v3/53/538353/2/44918692.Orange.jpg (http://k43.pbase.com/v3/53/538353/2/44918692.Orange.jpg)


^^^ Back to your post!!!



Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
Calm down, it's a common misconception about Miami, and Florida in general.

You think I'd really be talking seriously in "The Depths" forum?

And you've never trashed Buffalo, or any other city? That's believable



Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED

Sorry, I didn't read like2god's autobiography, so I was unaware he had a "job".

LOL, and you blame me for sterotyping Miami, look what you did?

So now we have a Hypocritical Pablo on our hands? :lol:


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
Where did I say that I didn't do it?

I said I WAS JOKING.

Look back at previous posts.

And I don't need a number, I'm fine, thank you.


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED

You and the rest of the illegal immigrants down there need to know how to run a computer, or GET OUT.

Link = Broken.

Get back to your orange stand, Pablo!!


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED

Pablo, I'm sorry, the link doesn't work.

You're behind on your orange sales, and there's customers!!!

Get back to work!!!





Quote:
Originally Posted by like2god
:lol:

Is this what passes as smack in Jills country? :shakeno:


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED

No, this is what passes as "joking around" and "non-football talk".

And btw, you live in BILLS country, so you're included in that regard.


Quote:
Originally Posted by OWNED
I actually hate it, too.

But I just wanted to piss someone off with that, cause it does to me.

:lol:


Explain how this is considered football talk?


And Here Is Another Gem

"Answer my questions or get out".

Classic stuff.

From your earlier posts....


If you can't come up with any formidable smack, besides GayBill, please leave.


You and the rest of the illegal immigrants down there need to know how to run a computer, or GET OUT.


SELF OWNED AGAIN

CLICK_ME (http://files.tagworld.com/1117b04aa281dd4d42bd950b5f2712845692.jpeg)

.

like2god
07-06-2006, 01:53 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Owned again and throwing another hissy fit about it,Queenie? Awwww, poorbaby!!! Go find one of your "Fin Heaven bros" like EMB or Wazzy to comfort you!!!

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:Kinzua, you are irrelevent. I still can't figure out what in the hell you consider being "owned". You say that every post by these trolls is an "ownage". The phrase "owned" means that you were put in your place, this pu$$y hasn't even come close to doing that to anybody, and he isn't even using original thoughts. You really belong at the back of the window licker bus because you aren't making any sense as usual. You are a walking, talking, living, breathing "self ownage".

And it's funny how you are hopping all over this and trying to spin it by saying I need my FH bros to come save me. Isn't that exactly what you are doing for your buddy OWNED???

BTW I don't need anybody to back me up, I am killing you ret@rds just fine on my own. You are just too stupid and arrogant to realize it.

(attention everybody)

Get ready for a million :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: because Kinzua has finally crawled out from his/her/its/their cardboard box and is looking for some action. What out Alex.

FinFrenzy
07-06-2006, 02:28 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Owned again and throwing another hissy fit about it,Queenie? Awwww, poorbaby!!! Go find one of your "Fin Heaven bros" like EMB or Wazzy to comfort you!!!

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:


Have you ever said anything that makes any sense? EVER??

If this is your borderline ret@rded attempt to bail out......gayman..it's quite weak.

Can you point out where he got owned?

Please turn your computer off and get back to trying to comb through your hairy, lice infested, moth breeding pu$$y, that no paying customer has ever returned from.

Do you need comforting??

FinFrenzy
07-06-2006, 02:30 PM
(attention everybody)

Get ready for a million :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: because Kinzua has finally crawled out from his/her/its/their cardboard box and is looking for some action. What out Alex.



Actually I've noticed she spends less time in the depths, maybe your therapy is working...........

The Confessor
07-06-2006, 03:01 PM
In case anybody missed it....

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/sh...2&postcount=22 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2426762&postcount=22)
__________________

FinFrenzy
07-06-2006, 03:07 PM
In case anybody missed it....

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/sh...2&postcount=22 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2426762&postcount=22)
__________________


Yup I remember that thread just another time Kinsuey got owned by herself again.............:lol:

like2god
07-06-2006, 03:19 PM
Actually I've noticed she spends less time in the depths, maybe your therapy is working...........
One would think so, but if you look deeper and read his/her/its/their words you will see that he/she/it/they are actually getting a lot worse. EBM and I may be wrong, maybe it isn't Kidszoochosis after all. It sounds like it could be a very rare case of @ss in mouth disease.



In case anybody missed it....

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/sh...2&postcount=22 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2426762&postcount=22)
__________________

Yup, I saw that. It is just another in a long line of Kinzua's self ownings. Pathetic :shakeno:

fin1
07-06-2006, 03:42 PM
No, I was just unaware that fans got to hold the Lombardi Trophy as well.

And judging by your maturity, you were YEARS from being born.

Nice try Romey, but your still a dumba s s!

fin1
07-06-2006, 03:45 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Owned again and throwing another hissy fit about it,Queenie? Awwww, poorbaby!!! Go find one of your "Fin Heaven bros" like EMB or Wazzy to comfort you!!!

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

What's with the jack jack jack icon all the time you got a pee pee or something that a herm would call a pee pee.

icephinfan
07-06-2006, 03:51 PM
Is Alex hiding since Kinzua is here????

The Confessor
07-06-2006, 04:08 PM
What's with the jack jack jack icon all the time you got a pee pee or something that a herm would call a pee pee.

Your close my friend, your close... But what this:sidelol: actually represents is Kinzewer making a living. Notice the whacking motion, followed by the wide-open mouth and the ever growing smile. Thats cause she knows that she is pulling a Monica on a Merchant Marine (Sailor to you zewer) and is gonna get paid in squid meat....

Kinzua
07-06-2006, 09:35 PM
Kinzua, you are irrelevent. I still can't figure out what in the hell you consider being "owned". You say that every post by these trolls is an "ownage". The phrase "owned" means that you were put in your place, this pu$$y hasn't even come close to doing that to anybody, and he isn't even using original thoughts. You really belong at the back of the window licker bus because you aren't making any sense as usual. You are a walking, talking, living, breathing "self ownage".

And it's funny how you are hopping all over this and trying to spin it by saying I need my FH bros to come save me. Isn't that exactly what you are doing for your buddy OWNED???

BTW I don't need anybody to back me up, I am killing you ret@rds just fine on my own. You are just too stupid and arrogant to realize it.

(attention everybody)

Get ready for a million :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: because Kinzua has finally crawled out from his/her/its/their cardboard box and is looking for some action. What out Alex.

You're only "Troll Killer" in your own mind -- and Icephin's!!! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Kinzua
07-06-2006, 09:46 PM
Have you ever said anything that makes any sense? EVER??

If this is your borderline ret@rded attempt to bail out......gayman..it's quite weak.

Can you point out where he got owned?

Please turn your computer off and get back to trying to comb through your hairy, lice infested, moth breeding pu$$y, that no paying customer has ever returned from.

Do you need comforting??

I'm not throwing a hissy fit. "Troll Killer" is! Go comfort him, especially since you're one of his "FH bros"! :sidelol:

EBMisfit
07-06-2006, 10:15 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:Kidszoochosis claims another victim.:shakeno:

FinFrenzy
07-07-2006, 09:11 AM
I'm not throwing a hissy fit. "Troll Killer" is! Go comfort him, especially since you're one of his "FH bros"! :sidelol:



Poor poor kinsuey.........she's lost forever......:shakeno:

retired opfinistic
07-07-2006, 10:48 AM
Finsrclowns and B-lo were talking and Finsr says to B-lo, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Finsr goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Finsr has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' B-lo comes home that day seeing Finsr rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Finsr says "to grow chest hair" B-lo says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ***!"

icephinfan
07-07-2006, 10:59 AM
Kidszoochosis claims another victim.:shakeno:

Nah, he didn't claim anybody, he may think he/she has but, i don't roll like that. So right back at it:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

The Confessor
07-07-2006, 11:22 AM
Finsrclowns and B-lo were talking and Finsr says to B-lo, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Finsr goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Finsr has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' B-lo comes home that day seeing Finsr rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Finsr says "to grow chest hair" B-lo says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ***!"

:lol: :lol: Stop it stop it... I just kinzewered my pants... Now I have to go take a finsrclowns and wipe my B-lo...

retired opfinistic
07-07-2006, 11:56 AM
:lol: :lol: Stop it stop it... I just kinzewered my pants... Now I have to go take a finsrclowns and wipe my B-lo...:lol: That was BILLS FAN funny!

like2god
07-07-2006, 12:40 PM
You're only "Troll Killer" in your own mind -- and Icephin's!!! :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:
That sounds like a challenge to me Patient Zero. A challenge, I might add, that I am more than prepared for and willing to accept.


in your own mind

Do you not see the irony in that statement? If anyone was a "legend" in their own mind it would be you Patient Zero. Or do I have to remind you that you post 500 :sidelol: after every syllable that you post. And lets not forget the fact that you proclaim everything that you and your fellow Short Bus Cadets post is an "ownage". Like I said before, you are a walking, talking, living, breathing "self-ownage" and you really need to take a long hard look in the mirror before you start pointing fingers at others.

like2god
07-07-2006, 12:41 PM
Finsrclowns and B-lo were talking and Finsr says to B-lo, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Finsr goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Finsr has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' B-lo comes home that day seeing Finsr rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Finsr says "to grow chest hair" B-lo says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ***!"

:clap:

like2god
07-07-2006, 02:39 PM
Where is Kinzua the :sidelol: ???

Man, that must be one loooooooong b!owjob Kinzua is giving. I hope that homeless guy gives him/her/it/them a 50 cent tip.


.

The Confessor
07-07-2006, 02:53 PM
Where is Kinzua the :sidelol: ???

Man, that must be one loooooooong b!owjob Kinzua is giving. I hope that homeless guy gives him/her/it/them a 50 cent tip.


.

We've already been over this. The only tip Kumspewer is willing to except is purple... and oozing....and belongs to a buffalo

icephinfan
07-07-2006, 03:13 PM
Where is Kinzua the :sidelol: ???

Man, that must be one loooooooong b!owjob Kinzua is giving. I hope that homeless guy gives him/her/it/them a 50 cent tip.


.

So, Kinzua doesn't stick around, just posts and runs????

like2god
07-07-2006, 03:25 PM
So, Kinzua doesn't stick around, just posts and runs????

That is all he/she/it/they know how to do. And when he/she/it/they returns he/she/it/they will conveniently ignore all of our posts and say something un-intelligible followed by :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:
:sidelol:

:sidelol:

icephinfan
07-07-2006, 03:26 PM
So instead of a war with words, it's a war with :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol:
:sidelol:
:sidelol:

like2god
07-07-2006, 03:32 PM
So instead of a war with words, it's a war with :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol: :sidelol:

:sidelol:
:sidelol:
:sidelol:

Don't get me wrong Iceman, Kinzua does use words. It's just that they seem to be totally random and noone knows what in the hell he/she/it/they are talking about.

icephinfan
07-07-2006, 03:44 PM
Don't get me wrong Iceman, Kinzua does use words. It's just that they seem to be totally random and noone knows what in the hell he/she/it/they are talking about.

Gotcha.

fin1
07-09-2006, 03:26 PM
Finsrclowns and B-lo were talking and Finsr says to B-lo, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Finsr goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says "It will work in about two months." Two months later Finsr has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, 'Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.' B-lo comes home that day seeing Finsr rub Vaseline and asks "Why?" Finsr says "to grow chest hair" B-lo says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin' out your ***!"


Very nice very nice indeed!


How about this. Fins and B-lo are coming back from dinner in the gay part of buffalo, well that's anywhere but I digress. A deer jumps out in front of B-lo's truck and they crash into a ditch throwing Finsr out the window and pinning B-lo under the vehicle (unfortunately he 's not dead) He screams to finsr, "go up to the farmers house to get help." Finsr replies, "but because I was doing you that favor I don't have any clothes on". B-lo yells "put the shoe over your ahole and go up to the front door for help". Well ol finsr rings the doorbell and the farmer answers, Finsr yells out, "you've got to help me my friend is stuck and I can't get him out!" The farmer takes one look at him (and the shoe over his a s s) and says, "Buddy if he's in there that deep there isn't much I can do for you.":lol:

fin1
07-09-2006, 03:28 PM
:lol:

"Answer my questions or get out".

Classic stuff.

I answered all of your post that was football related. You still refuse to answer it.

It's the depths tard it's about smack and you sorry a s s football team.

retired opfinistic
07-09-2006, 09:41 PM
Very nice very nice indeed!


How about this. Fins and B-lo are coming back from dinner in the gay part of buffalo, well that's anywhere but I digress. A deer jumps out in front of B-lo's truck and they crash into a ditch throwing Finsr out the window and pinning B-lo under the vehicle (unfortunately he 's not dead) He screams to finsr, "go up to the farmers house to get help." Finsr replies, "but because I was doing you that favor I don't have any clothes on". B-lo yells "put the shoe over your ahole and go up to the front door for help". Well ol finsr rings the doorbell and the farmer answers, Finsr yells out, "you've got to help me my friend is stuck and I can't get him out!" The farmer takes one look at him (and the shoe over his a s s) and says, "Buddy if he's in there that deep there isn't much I can do for you.":lol::lol: Right on!

retired opfinistic
07-24-2006, 02:35 PM
Q. How do you circumcise a Bills Fan?
A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

icephinfan
07-24-2006, 02:37 PM
Q. How do you circumcise a Bills Fan?
A. Kick his sister in the jaw.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

retired opfinistic
07-24-2006, 02:50 PM
Sorry in advance, this one's nasty!

Kinzua wanted to borrow the truck to go to the prom, so she askeed her Uncle/Daddy for permission.

"Uncle/Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight?" Kinzua asked.

"You know the rules, Sweetpea," He unzipped his pants. "You want the truck, you gotta suck!"

"Aw no Daddy, I got clean overalls on, and I'm already late for the prom. Please can I borrow the truck?"

"You want the truck?" He waited for her to nod. "Then you gotta suck!"

"Uncle/Daddy," Kinzua, frustrated knelt down before her Unccle/Daddy and grabbed his unit. "Fine, I'll suck!" She took a quick taste and then jumped up, her face disgusted. "Uncle/Daddy, your dick tastes like ****!"

He slapped his head. "That's right! I forgot! B-Lo has the truck!"

icephinfan
07-24-2006, 02:51 PM
Sorry in advance, this one's nasty!

Kinzua wanted to borrow the truck to go to the prom, so she askeed her Uncle/Daddy for permission.

"Uncle/Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight?" Kinzua asked.

"You know the rules, Sweetpea," He unzipped his pants. "You want the truck, you gotta suck!"

"Aw no Daddy, I got clean overalls on, and I'm already late for the prom. Please can I borrow the truck?"

"You want the truck?" He waited for her to nod. "Then you gotta suck!"

"Uncle/Daddy," Kinzua, frustrated knelt down before her Unccle/Daddy and grabbed his unit. "Fine, I'll suck!" She took a quick taste and then jumped up, her face disgusted. "Uncle/Daddy, your dick tastes like ****!"

He slapped his head. "That's right! I forgot! B-Lo has the truck!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :sidelol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

like2god
07-24-2006, 03:04 PM
Sorry in advance, this one's nasty!

Kinzua wanted to borrow the truck to go to the prom, so she askeed her Uncle/Daddy for permission.

"Uncle/Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight?" Kinzua asked.

"You know the rules, Sweetpea," He unzipped his pants. "You want the truck, you gotta suck!"

"Aw no Daddy, I got clean overalls on, and I'm already late for the prom. Please can I borrow the truck?"

"You want the truck?" He waited for her to nod. "Then you gotta suck!"

"Uncle/Daddy," Kinzua, frustrated knelt down before her Unccle/Daddy and grabbed his unit. "Fine, I'll suck!" She took a quick taste and then jumped up, her face disgusted. "Uncle/Daddy, your dick tastes like ****!"

He slapped his head. "That's right! I forgot! B-Lo has the truck!"


:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

That's it, not only are you "Los Lonely Boys Human Resources Manager", I now bestow the title of "Head of Comic Relief" to you.

Make us proud opfin.

like2
President and Charter Member of the Los Lonely Boys Click

.

retired opfinistic
07-24-2006, 03:07 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

That's it, not only are you "Los Lonely Boys Human Resources Manager", I now bestow the title of "Head of Comic Relief" to you.

Make us proud opfin.

like2
President and Charter Member of the Los Lonely Boys Click

.NP:wink:

retired opfinistic
11-18-2006, 11:21 AM
since we've been revisiting some classic threads.....:D

Mike13
11-18-2006, 11:43 AM
Sorry in advance, this one's nasty!

Kinzua wanted to borrow the truck to go to the prom, so she askeed her Uncle/Daddy for permission.

"Uncle/Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight?" Kinzua asked.

"You know the rules, Sweetpea," He unzipped his pants. "You want the truck, you gotta suck!"

"Aw no Daddy, I got clean overalls on, and I'm already late for the prom. Please can I borrow the truck?"

"You want the truck?" He waited for her to nod. "Then you gotta suck!"

"Uncle/Daddy," Kinzua, frustrated knelt down before her Unccle/Daddy and grabbed his unit. "Fine, I'll suck!" She took a quick taste and then jumped up, her face disgusted. "Uncle/Daddy, your dick tastes like ****!"

He slapped his head. "That's right! I forgot! B-Lo has the truck!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

finfan01
11-18-2006, 12:04 PM
:sidelol::sidelol::lol::lol::lol:

retired opfinistic
02-01-2007, 05:23 PM
B-Lo, Justasportsfan and Finsrclowns were on a cruise that went awry. The boat went down and the three unfortunate Bills Fans washed up on a desolate beach. A native, brandishing a spear and wearing a banana peel as a loincloth seized the three of them and led them to the Chief.

The Chief stared hard at the three men, then pointed at Justa. "Death," he intoned, 'or Bobo?"

Justa looked from Finsr to B-lo, shrugged his shoulders and said "Bobo!"

Two men immediately seized Justa, tied his wrists to his ankles, and held him in place while 50 natives lined up and proceeded to cornhole him.

When the deed was done the chief turned to Finsr and offered him the same choice. Fins looked at B-Lo then to their fallen friend Justa, who was moaning in agony. "I don't want to die" he thought to himself, "but my God, the abuse....." Finally, he set his jaw and met the Chief's gaze. "Bobo," he said, his voice cracking.

The Chief, smiling, pointed to Finsr. "Bobo!" he commanded. Two men grabbed Finsr, tied his wrists to his ankles, and held him in place while 100 natives lined up and proceeded to cornhole him.

B-lo shuddered as he watched, knowing that his time was soon and it would be even worse for him.

Finally, the Chief looked his way.

"Death!" B-lo yelled. "Give me death you wheasle!"

The Chief nodded and looked to his men. "Death!" he bellowed, "but first...Bobo!":D

Colorado Dolfan
02-01-2007, 05:53 PM
"Death!" B-lo yelled. "Give me death you wheasle!"


I love that you made him misspell what he's saying... :woot:

:sidelol:

icephinfan
02-01-2007, 06:54 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"


All your wife had to do was ask Kinzua's parents.:evil:

DolfanTom
02-01-2007, 06:58 PM
"Death!" B-lo yelled. "Give me death you wheasle!"

The Chief nodded and looked to his men. "Death!" he bellowed, "but first...Bobo!":DSo can I get rid of this avetar when they're done w/ him? :lol:

FinaciousOne
02-01-2007, 07:22 PM
My wife went to the Gynocologist with an embarassing question the other day. "Doc," she said, eyes cast downward, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

After a moment of thoughtful silence the doctor replied. "Of course you can, where do you think Bills fans come from?"

I thought they called them "crack babies".

Mike13
02-02-2007, 01:01 AM
I thought the punchline was death by bobo?

retired opfinistic
02-02-2007, 09:38 AM
I thought the punchline was death by bobo?
I've heard that variation, too, but Bobo was called 'Ubanga, Ubanga!'

retired opfinistic
02-02-2007, 09:39 AM
So can I get rid of this avetar when they're done w/ him? :lol:
:D

retired opfinistic
03-03-2007, 12:18 PM
B-Lo and Finsrclowns wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
B-Lo said, "Hang on, I have an idea".
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Finsrclowns said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
B-Lo replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where B-Lo immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
Finsrclowns said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
B-Lo replied, with a smile, " Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
B-Lo said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth bar, Finsrclowns said, "B-Lo - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
B-Lo said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub!"

(http://www.football-junkies.net/forums/showthread.php?p=43230#post43230)