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Alex44
06-01-2006, 05:08 PM
I'll start this one off slow for everyone


You know your a Bills fan if you grow up wondering why you have two daddies

Cant wait to see some of the responses :evil:

DolphinDevil28
06-01-2006, 06:09 PM
You know you are a Bills fan if you have a mobile home and five cars that aren't.

B-LO, BABY
06-01-2006, 07:01 PM
You're wearing colors on gameday that aren't normally designated for bridesmaids.

Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

You don't steal your barbs from mediocre comedians.

DolphinDevil28
06-01-2006, 07:14 PM
You're wearing colors on gameday that aren't normally designated for bridesmaids.

Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

You don't steal your barbs from mediocre comedians.

And your user name, also an abbreviation for your city, reminds people of oral sex.

DolphinDevil28
06-01-2006, 07:16 PM
Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

And 3/4 of them have bags on their heads because you suck so badly.


You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

Right, because Saban is a great coach and you wish you had him.

Instead, you verbally fellate your 137-year-old GM who you hope can bring back the "glory" days. :lol:

TotoreMexico
06-01-2006, 08:52 PM
And your user name, also an abbreviation for your city, reminds people of oral sex.

:0wned:

themole
06-01-2006, 08:58 PM
You know you are Buffalo Bills fan when your won loss history looks like this.

The shame is the squandering of all those #1 draft picks.

Season-by-season records

Note: W = Wins, L = Losses, T = Ties
Season W L T Finish Playoff Results
1960 5 8 1 3rd AFL East --
1961 6 8 0 4th AFL East --
1962 7 6 1 3rd AFL East --
1963 7 6 1 2nd AFL East Lost Eastern Division Playoff (Patriots)
1964 12 2 0 1st AFL East Won AFL Championship (Chargers)
1965 10 3 1 1st AFL East Won AFL Championship (Chargers)
1966 9 4 1 1st AFL East Lost AFL Championship (Chiefs)
1967 4 10 1 3rd AFL East --
1968 1 12 0 5th AFL East --
1969 4 10 0 4th AFL East --
Merged into NFL
1970 3 10 1 4th AFC East --
1971 1 13 0 5th AFC East --
1972 4 9 1 4th AFC East --
1973 9 5 0 2nd AFC East --
1974 9 5 0 2nd AFC East Lost Divisional Playoffs (Steelers)
1975 8 6 0 3rd AFC East --
1976 2 12 0 5th AFC East --
1977 3 11 0 5th AFC East --
1978 5 11 0 4th AFC East --
1979 7 9 0 4th AFC East --
1980 11 5 0 1st AFC East Lost Divisional Playoffs (Chargers)
1981 10 6 0 3rd AFC East Won Wild Card Playoffs (Jets)
Lost Divisional Playoffs (Bengals)
1982 4 5 0 9th AFC Conf. --
1983 8 8 0 3rd AFC East --
1984 2 14 0 5th AFC East --
1985 2 14 0 5th AFC East --
1986 4 12 0 4th AFC East --
1987 7 8 0 4th AFC East --
1988 12 4 0 1st AFC East Won Divisional Playoffs (Oilers)
Lost Conference Championship (Bengals)
1989 9 7 0 1st AFC East Lost Divisional Playoffs (Browns)
1990 13 3 0 1st AFC East Won Divisional Playoffs (Dolphins)
Won Conference Championship (L.A. Raiders)
Lost Super Bowl XXV (Giants)
1991 13 3 0 1st AFC East Won Divisional Playoffs (Chiefs)
Won Conference Championship (Broncos)
Lost Super Bowl XXVI (Redskins)
1992 11 5 0 2nd AFC East Won Wild Card Playoffs (Oilers)
Won Divisional Playoffs (Steelers)
Won Conference Championship (Dolphins)
Lost Super Bowl XXVII (Cowboys)
1993 12 4 0 1st AFC East Won Divisional Playoffs (L.A. Raiders)
Won Conference Championship (Chiefs)
Lost Super Bowl XXVIII (Cowboys)
1994 7 9 0 4th AFC East --
1995 10 6 0 1st AFC East Won Wild Card Playoffs (Dolphins)
Lost Divisional Playoffs (Steelers)
1996 10 6 0 2nd AFC East Lost Wild Card Playoffs (Jaguars)
1997 6 10 0 4th AFC East --
1998 10 6 0 3rd AFC East Lost Wild Card Playoffs (Dolphins)
1999 11 5 0 2nd AFC East Lost Wild Card Playoffs (Titans)
2000 8 8 0 4th AFC East --
2001 3 13 0 5th AFC East --
2002 8 8 0 4th AFC East --
2003 6 10 0 3rd AFC East --
2004 9 7 0 3rd AFC East --
2005 5 11 0 3rd AFC East --
Totals 341 372 8 (including AFL & NFL playoffs)

miaD5499
06-01-2006, 09:53 PM
b-lo baby's name says it all....you know your a bills fan when you blo babies, i get it now blo

dominizzo
06-02-2006, 01:43 AM
You're wearing colors on gameday that aren't normally designated for bridesmaids.

Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

You don't steal your barbs from mediocre comedians.


hi Loser

dol_fan_81
06-02-2006, 04:05 AM
.... if both of your fathers work nighshifts.

305TillIDie
06-02-2006, 04:29 AM
..if your house is smaller than your truck

..when you throw middle fingers up at the dolphins bus after a game, but when the bills lose (fact) :lol:

..if the female lives in a house, full of males..and shes the biggest fan in the house

YM305
06-02-2006, 06:02 AM
You're wearing colors on gameday that aren't normally designated for bridesmaids.

Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

You don't steal your barbs from mediocre comedians.

:banned:

buckwilde
06-02-2006, 10:04 AM
You save the 32 ounce bottle of Olde English 800 for a special occasion.
The wife does not have a boss, she has a pimp.
Your most famous hall of fame player is a murderer.
Your Lombardi case is empty.
Bowling isn't just a sport; its a way of life.
Papa John is your favorite Italian chef.
You save up dreaming of that "double wide" one day.
Your team is the only one in the division to NEVER win a superbowl.

motormeat0170
06-02-2006, 11:23 AM
You know you're a Bills fan if...

Your friends admire you for being employed...
The only thing you are able to talk down to is your pet rock...
You're waiting for "Flock of Seagulls" to start touring again...
Your wife shaves her face more often than you do...
and you think that a mullet is a way of life...

GrieseItalian
06-02-2006, 11:36 AM
You're wearing colors on gameday that aren't normally designated for bridesmaids.

Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

You don't steal your barbs from mediocre comedians.

LMAO hes going back to louis oliver? :sidelol: :lol: :sidelol: :lol:

retired opfinistic
06-05-2006, 08:48 AM
You can't buy a hat or t-shirt with both your team's name and 'Super Bowl Champions' on it.

Mike13
06-05-2006, 10:04 PM
You know you're a Bills fan when you are constantly:0wned: on finheaven.

John Biello
06-05-2006, 10:40 PM
you know your a bills fan...if you get arrested just so u can spend a few nites with "tiny" getting cornholed

GrieseItalian
06-06-2006, 12:58 PM
If your fat hairy a$$ gets more whistles than your :ladysman: :billsbite girlfriend does

fin1
06-06-2006, 03:19 PM
If your circus name and your real name are the same thing. Kinzua the flyin ape.

Also if you obsess about another team and constantly troll their site cause your site has nothing to talk about and it sucks anyway.

fin1
06-06-2006, 03:23 PM
You have a tooth brush for your tooth.

You can make a tube of toothpaste last a year and a half.

You buy your daughter a box of condoms for her birthday but they're really for you.

dol_fan_81
06-06-2006, 05:02 PM
You buy your daughter a box of condoms for her birthday but they're really for you.

:sidelol:

welderpat
06-06-2006, 05:23 PM
If there is some one in youre family you call Uncle Dad.
If youre Mom refers to the nights that youre Dad spends in jail as Youre turn

themole
06-06-2006, 05:33 PM
you know your a bills fan...if you get arrested just so u can spend a few nites with "tiny" getting cornholed

:sidelol:

buckwilde
06-06-2006, 10:10 PM
If your circus name and your real name are the same thing. Kinzua the flyin ape.

Also if you obsess about another team and constantly troll their site cause your site has nothing to talk about and it sucks anyway.

OUCH!!! Kinzua will have to reload her butt plug after that one!!!!!:lol:

EBMisfit
06-18-2006, 07:40 PM
... your favorite team's one moment of glory was losing four straight SBs. Otherwise, they've been the laughingstock of the NFL, both before and after.

Oh, wait, did I mention losing four straight SBs? I must have meant "during" as well.

DolphinFever
06-24-2006, 11:04 PM
You know your a Bills fan if....

The opposing team scores a touchdown and you turn to a fan of that team next to you and ask them what a "touchdown" is. :sidelol:

Perfect23
06-24-2006, 11:17 PM
you know ur a Bills fan if Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6".

FinFrenzy
06-25-2006, 08:28 AM
You know your a bills fan when your whole family considers dumpster diving "shopping"

JetsFanInSec124
06-25-2006, 01:45 PM
You know you're a Bills fan when your family shares a set of teeth at dinner time.

like2god
06-25-2006, 10:08 PM
You know your a Jills fan when.......

*your wife cheats on you with the milkman, the mailman, the grocer and the butcher, but it doesn't bother you because you get turned on watching your sister with other guys.

*You catch yourself jerking off to JP Lousyman during pre-game

*when you are banging you wife from behind, you make her stand so you can face your Jim Kelly posters.

*You save a spot for Marv Levy and Bruce Smith at your dinner table on holidays.

*when your father in law stands up at your wedding and says "go ahead boy, kiss your sister"

*You go outside to throw the football around and imagine yourself helping the Jills lose all four SuperBowls.

*you have no nutsack whatsoever

*when you call your wife Marv during sex

*when she calls you Willis during sex

*when you both call your brother in law Takeo during sex

*when you are a 500 pound ape with 21 personalities who is incoherent and addicted to Big Macs and heroin. (Kinzua)

*when you sell BLo-jobs to the homeless to support your habit

*when your knowledge/grasp of football is as vast as your knowledge/grasp of aerospace engineering.

*when your only contact with the outside world is yelling at the kids in your trailor park to "stay away from my rusty paint cans"

EBMisfit
06-25-2006, 10:23 PM
you constantly whine about how about how Saban is willing to take chances with players who have "character issues" while conveniently overlooking Levy's pick of cheapshot artist Brad Butler.

CDNPHIN
06-26-2006, 12:23 PM
You know your a bills fan if...
-You have the most kickass snowblower in the trailerpark.
-Everyone of your friends has a case of unused trophy polish.
-You support a team that needs 20,000 Canadians every sunday
just to make your stadium look full...HAH!
:sidelol: :canada:

retired opfinistic
06-26-2006, 12:42 PM
-The only ring your team has is in the group bathtub

Crisis
06-26-2006, 01:02 PM
You're wearing colors on gameday that aren't normally designated for bridesmaids.

Your team's stadium is always packed to capacity.

You wouldn't fellate your team's coach.

You don't steal your barbs from mediocre comedians.

LMAO

FinFrenzy
06-26-2006, 01:25 PM
LMAO


That's pretty funny :sidelol: So your saying you know your bills fan when you can't help but just laugh...........:sidelol: :sidelol: