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Daunte'sInferno
06-03-2006, 07:34 PM
Choose one and explain why you would rather be a pirate or a ninja.

AirFishOne
06-03-2006, 07:35 PM
Pirate

get 2 kinds of booty of course :tongue:

Dolfan984
06-03-2006, 07:38 PM
Pirates probably have more fun but a Ninja could kick the crap out of a Pirate.

It's a toughy but I guess I gotta go Ninja just because maximizing your talent would be cool to watch.

FinFan72
06-03-2006, 07:39 PM
Pirate cause you are at sea

calphin
06-03-2006, 07:45 PM
Pirates ... "Arrrrrgh hand over me noodles" Just a lil somethin my kids run around sayin all day.

King Nate
06-03-2006, 08:02 PM
Ninjas are very mysterious people that can pretty much kill you in a split-second. Pirates are smelly drunks with missing appendages. I choose ninja.

Majpain
06-03-2006, 08:04 PM
Ninjas.Who doesnt like silent assassins with cool weapons.

305TillIDie
06-03-2006, 08:17 PM
Pirate...i can drink and chill on my ship all day :yes: :drinker:

TJamesW_phinfan
06-03-2006, 08:24 PM
Ninja. :baxter: I get sea sick in rough seas...:barf:

welderpat
06-03-2006, 08:28 PM
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Pennington's Rocket Arm
06-03-2006, 08:58 PM
ninjas are just stupid.

Majpain
06-03-2006, 09:01 PM
ninjas are just stupid.

Reasons?

Slappy8800
06-03-2006, 09:09 PM
you cant dodge bullets....id be a pirate

lazareth
06-03-2006, 09:12 PM
ninjas are just stupid. :whew: at least you didn't say they sucked :rolleyes:























:wink: :chuckle:

lazareth
06-03-2006, 09:14 PM
i like bathing...i'll go with ninja :yes:

NuttyFin
06-03-2006, 09:46 PM
A ninja because of this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...=search_videos (http://www.youtube.com/results?search=ask+a+ninja&search_type=search_videos)

Pennington's Rocket Arm
06-03-2006, 10:45 PM
Reasons?
they suck.

lazareth
06-03-2006, 10:47 PM
they suck.:sidelol:

WeVie
06-03-2006, 10:50 PM
I want rather be a ninja so I can beat people up. I don't care for the water that much anyway.

Majpain
06-03-2006, 10:59 PM
they suck.

They would own a butt pirate any day.

TotoreMexico
06-04-2006, 12:17 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/be27-1.jpg

Majpain
06-04-2006, 01:53 AM
http://mmsvivo.pmovil.com.br/GaleriaPublica/galeria/imagem/%20Bob%20Esponja/be27.jpg

*Shudders*

TotoreMexico
06-04-2006, 02:05 AM
*Shudders*

:lol:

J Fitz
06-04-2006, 08:13 AM
Ninja Most defintiely, because of this thread i feel like buying Tenchu.

Pagan
06-04-2006, 08:24 AM
they suck.
Don't you mean they're wankers? :lol:

Pirate all the way, they get the women. Ninjas hang out with wrinkled old Asian men. :wink:

Plus, no one will ever make a theme park ride based on Ninjas.

"Ninjas of the Carribbean" would be silly :tongue::lol:

welderpat
06-04-2006, 09:42 AM
Think of it this way.
It's saturday night. You are invited to two partys.

Party A
A bunch of little oriental guys sit around and drink tea and eat rabbit food.
Late at night they might break out a kareoke(sp) machine.

Party B
Rum and ale flow like water served by large breasted serving wenches.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
To much food, a couple of fights break out.
Pagans band is over there blasting the paint off the walls.
You guys enjoy youre sprouts as for me............

Party like a pirate

GRAPEAPE
06-04-2006, 10:48 AM
NINJA http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm



end.of.thread

welderpat
06-04-2006, 11:16 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/images-1.jpg

Majpain
06-04-2006, 12:47 PM
NINJA http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm



end.of.thread

Too much false info.I know its more of a joke but they atleast could have gotten their facts straight.

Mike13
06-04-2006, 01:23 PM
http://mmsvivo.pmovil.com.br/GaleriaPublica/galeria/imagem/%20Bob%20Esponja/be27.jpg

I think he is covered with holes because of all the anal ****ing Pirates do.
sponges don't have an *** so it was trial and error for them.

That being said I would take a Ninja, they are stealthy and precise with thier kills, pirates rely on old guns that would take over ever to reload and that are not accurate. Not only that they dress like queers. How much 'tang can you get when you dress like a queer? not a whole lot.

FinaciousOne
06-04-2006, 01:33 PM
Take the Ninja-Pirate Test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=7195210597073580946)


Ninja
You are 51% Pure Ninja, 27% Pure Pirate, and 65% Hybrid!
You are a fierce warrior trained in every martial art, with many variety of weapons. You aren't the best, but you are patient, quick and stealthy. Someday, with a lot of Ninja Practice, you could become a Ninja Master. Weapons: Daggers, Ninja Stars, Hand-to-Hand combat. Special Moves: Flying and Dissapearing. Your fear factor: 50%/C

To also help you decide (http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html?)

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Amars
06-04-2006, 01:41 PM
Pirate

get 2 kinds of booty of course :tongue:


:yeahthat:
I aint about kicking a$$ it's all about the booty for me. :hump:

icephinfan
06-04-2006, 01:46 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/PIRATESOFRP-1.jpg

icephinfan
06-04-2006, 01:49 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/209553-1.jpg

Mike13
06-04-2006, 02:26 PM
Super Ninja-Pirate
You are 71% Pure Ninja, 35% Pure Pirate, and 82% Hybrid! You are a hybrid, or a mix between a Ninja and a Pirate, although you're leaning towards the Ninja side. You are very stealthy, but sometimes you do missions for money. You are patient most of the times, and have a parrot as your only company (otherwise you're a loner). Weapons: Ninja Stars, Daggers, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Guns (occasionaly). Special Moves: You can Dissapear, Fly, Reflect Small Bullets, and Walk on Water. Your fear factor: 85%/B http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/0-1.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/0-1.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 91% on Ninjahttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/0-1.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/0-1.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 45% on Piratehttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/0-1.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/0-1.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 83% on Ninja-PirateSo basically I AM Chuck Norris, I win, end of thread.

TJamesW_phinfan
06-04-2006, 02:33 PM
Take the Ninja-Pirate Test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=7195210597073580946)



To also help you decide (http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html?)

http://enclothe.com/osCommerce/catalog/images/ninja-pirate-large-girls.gif

Ninja
You are 71% Pure Ninja, 13% Pure Pirate, and 51% Hybrid! You are a fierce warrior trained in every martial art, with many variety of weapons. You aren't the best, but you are patient, quick and stealthy. Someday, with a lot of Ninja Practice, you could become a Ninja Master. Weapons: Daggers, Ninja Stars, Hand-to-Hand combat. Special Moves: Flying and Dissapearing. Your fear factor: 50%/C

sneak sneak :baxter:sneak sneak

FLOUNDER
06-04-2006, 11:04 PM
Pirate for two reasons

1. POOP deck

2. Drink Booze and Stay on a boat all day

Majpain
06-05-2006, 12:34 AM
18. Favorite phrase?

HIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH

lol

dominizzo
06-05-2006, 12:56 AM
Ninja

PHINATIC13
06-05-2006, 01:57 AM
Ninja.........Binja........Pirate.........Smirate...........make me Chuck Norris I'll kick everybody's a** :tongue: ...........:confused:hey does that make Chuck a Ninja?.....:rolleyes2


Pirate is cooler(if it's Halloween),but I'd take Ninja.Besides who wants to spends months at Sea with nothing but foul smelling men????????:lol:

DonShula84
06-05-2006, 02:11 AM
Too much false info.I know its more of a joke but they atleast could have gotten their facts straight.

I'm confused? How can you say they didnt get their facts straight




Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

It says fact at the top

UltraDol-Fan
06-05-2006, 09:00 AM
pirate, you get a cool ship, women, and you get to pillage.

@@@
06-05-2006, 09:29 AM
Ninja, pirates get scurvy and have to eat rats and mouldy fruit. Plus who wouldn't want throwing stars?!

Pagan
06-05-2006, 09:32 AM
NINJA http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm



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END.of.thread. :wink:

GRAPEAPE
06-05-2006, 10:37 AM
Pagan 2
GRAPEAPE 1

Pagan
06-05-2006, 11:05 AM
:lol:

Majpain
06-05-2006, 12:27 PM
I'm confused? How can you say they didnt get their facts straight



It says fact at the top[/left]
Lol I hope thats a joke.

this guy said it best (from the hate mail section)

"dont have a clue what real ninja are do you? The Ninja are a highly secretive ogranisasion that train in the art of Ninjitsu. The Ninja arts started in China in the 14th century. Ninja are nothing more than highly trained spies. The sword is not called a "Ninja Sword" it is a Katana or Wakuzashi.Their "Ninja Stars" are called Shuriken. You must have Ninja confused with the Samurai, Shogun or Bushido, for they are the ones who actually brutally slaughtered people. Ninja cannot fly or stick to walls, I would like to know where you got these ideas from. However they did have potions such as smoke bombs and poison. You also said that you learned everything you know about Ninja from a bunch of movies, has no-one ever told you movies are full of ****. Cheat codes don't work in real life, *******. If you wish to know more about us true Ninja email me at @@@@
Hope you will be making some changes to your site or you will hear from me again."

GRAPEAPE
06-05-2006, 12:30 PM
Lol I hope thats a joke.That whole site is a joke. BUT, it is funny as hell. Did you happen to go through and read the PumpUp movie scripts?? That's some of the funniest **** I have ever read.

Go back and read them. [PumpUp], and [PumpUp2]

WharfRat
06-05-2006, 12:49 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Blazeland/Babes/piratewench1.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Blazeland/Babes/piratewench2.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Blazeland/Babes/piratewench4.jpg

END.of.thread. :wink:

:yes:

King Nate
06-05-2006, 12:51 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Blazeland/Babes/piratewench1.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Blazeland/Babes/piratewench2.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Blazeland/Babes/piratewench4.jpg

END.of.thread. :wink:

Wow. :eek:

I'm switching sides. I'm a pirate now. :chuckle:

GRAPEAPE
06-05-2006, 12:52 PM
Wow. :eek:

I'm switching sides. I'm a pirate now. :chuckle:Traitor:shakeno:

byroan
06-05-2006, 12:53 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/ninjababe21gl-1.jpg

King Nate
06-05-2006, 12:53 PM
Traitor:shakeno:

Sorry, I'm a sucker for wenches. :chuckle:

Did you find any pics of ninja babes?

King Nate
06-05-2006, 12:54 PM
http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/4614/ninjababe21gl.jpg

She's hot, but is she really a ninja? She could just have sars or something.

GRAPEAPE
06-05-2006, 12:55 PM
Sorry, I'm a sucker for wenches. :chuckle:

Did you find any pics of ninja babes?I can't look up Ninja babes at work. :tantrum:

dolfinosteel
06-05-2006, 12:57 PM
Ninja:

Never seen unless necessary. Knows how to kick your butt quick in many ways.

In_Flames
06-05-2006, 12:57 PM
I can't look up Ninja babes at work. :tantrum:

I tried, couldn't find much of anything however....:mad:

byroan
06-05-2006, 12:57 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

In_Flames
06-05-2006, 01:04 PM
nicely done byroan...:wink:


here ya go, not female but awesome nonetheless..:lol:
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/B00000K3U401LZZZZZZZ-1.jpg

King Nate
06-05-2006, 01:21 PM
nicely done byroan...:wink:


here ya go, not female but awesome nonetheless..:lol:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000K3U4.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

:chuckle:

Well that settles it, after what byroan and In Flames posted I have to be a ninja again.

UCFinfan86
06-05-2006, 01:48 PM
Ninjas are very mysterious people that can pretty much kill you in a split-second. Pirates are smelly drunks with missing appendages. I choose ninja.

smelly drunks? i wanna be a pirate :)