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miamikid92
06-06-2006, 04:57 PM
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

At age 54, you will choke on a piece of steak.

:lol:

Rocky Raccoon
06-06-2006, 04:59 PM
Mike: At age 72, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

In_Flames
06-06-2006, 04:59 PM
Jason: At age 70, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


DAMN YOU MONKEYS!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!

Dolfan984
06-06-2006, 04:59 PM
Jorden: At age 78, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.

Man and I thought I might make it to at least my mid 80s :(

Buddwalk
06-06-2006, 05:00 PM
At age 78, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.

Rocky Raccoon
06-06-2006, 05:01 PM
Jorden: At age 78, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.

Man and I thought I might make it to at least my mid 80s :(

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GRAPEAPE
06-06-2006, 05:01 PM
Jason: At age 70, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


DAMN YOU MONKEYS!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!At least it wasn't squirrels~!!!!!

Aaron: At age 83, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style

305TillIDie
06-06-2006, 05:03 PM
Kevin: At age 77, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

playing video games at 77..ill take that anyday :lol:

Dolfan984
06-06-2006, 05:04 PM
http://www.vikdavid.com/blog/pics/nelson-haha.gif

Yeah only 56 years to go. :boohoo:

dominizzo
06-06-2006, 05:07 PM
At 43 you will die by lightning

ponchovilla
06-06-2006, 05:08 PM
At 123 you will be shot dead by a jelous husband.

MillerTime
06-06-2006, 05:10 PM
At age 61, suicide, straight up.

i dont think so...

dominizzo
06-06-2006, 05:10 PM
At 123 you will be shot dead by a jelous husband.


LMAO

icephinfan
06-06-2006, 05:12 PM
While Bodyboarding the biggest waves in the world.:cooldude:

Blade
06-06-2006, 05:14 PM
Brandon: At age 102, suicide, straight up.

Damn I got 81 years to plan my suicide.

dominizzo
06-06-2006, 05:15 PM
Brandon: At age 102, suicide, straight up.

Damn I got 81 years to plan my suicide.


woow Id like to die at 102:tantrum:

byroan
06-06-2006, 05:16 PM
At age 75, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

dominizzo
06-06-2006, 05:19 PM
At age 75, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
lllol

Jt0323
06-06-2006, 05:32 PM
At age 100, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
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Shula Come Back!
06-06-2006, 05:32 PM
At age 63, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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Well that sucks...I wanted to go quietly in my sleep!

byroan
06-06-2006, 05:34 PM
I put in more detailed answers...

At age 50, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

:(

calphin
06-06-2006, 05:36 PM
mike: At age 72, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
:eek:

Nappy Roots
06-06-2006, 05:39 PM
At age 96, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Alex44
06-06-2006, 05:42 PM
Alex: At age 35, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

:eek:

byroan
06-06-2006, 05:43 PM
Alex: At age 35, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

:eek:

You don't have very long...

icephinfan
06-06-2006, 05:45 PM
You don't have very long...

He's only 16...He has some time to move..:lol:

Alex44
06-06-2006, 05:45 PM
I tried to do a funny one :nono:

Name:Chair
Age:1000
Favorite Color: Fish
Shoe Size: Blue
Number of Pets: Egg
Do you wear a watch: Pie

And All I got was a lethal overdose of sugar at age 35 :shakeno:

Mike13
06-06-2006, 05:51 PM
That sucks for Alex, either way he's dead at 35.

Mike: At age 74, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Baxter
06-06-2006, 05:54 PM
David: At age 34, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

I only Make it to 34..... Damn I will make sure to stay out of any arcades.

Spray Mucus
06-06-2006, 06:02 PM
Damon: At age 59, you will die from having way to much s3x with Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Nikki (from Nikki's playground) and Selena Spice.

Darn, and I was hoping I would get hit by a bus or something.

Shula Come Back!
06-06-2006, 06:17 PM
Damon: At age 59, you will die from having way to much s3x with Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Nikki (from Nikki's playground) and Selena Spice.

Darn, and I was hoping I would get hit by a bus or something.

Damn, that's the best one yet...i get f'in dogs...:sidelol:

Roman529
06-06-2006, 06:24 PM
Roman: At age 81, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

:lol:

FinFan72
06-06-2006, 06:25 PM
Sean: At age 40, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

:boohoo: i'll be living in a trailer :boohoo:


Hell even my FH Name is screwed lol

finfan72: At age 41, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

CharlestonPhan
06-06-2006, 06:31 PM
donald: At age 69, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

dang, thats very possible... :) eery...

thats no way for a man to die. a parachute not opening, thats how i want to go... getting your ***** caught in the gears of a combine, thats how a man dies. (the Naked Gun)

DeathStar
06-06-2006, 06:31 PM
Kevin: At age 77, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

playing video games at 77..ill take that anyday :lol:

i also got that too but i die at 73.
hahaha.

Spray Mucus
06-06-2006, 06:32 PM
no lie, I did Ray Lucas, and the result.


Ray Lucas: At age 98, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

FinFan72
06-06-2006, 06:35 PM
i did my wife

Danielle: At age 89, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Shula Come Back!
06-06-2006, 06:38 PM
I did another one just for fun with a few changes and this came out:
At age 80, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

WharfRat
06-06-2006, 06:45 PM
WharfRat: At age 64, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Spray Mucus
06-06-2006, 06:46 PM
WharfRat: At age 64, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

you weren't lying. your real name really is Wharfrat!

WharfRat
06-06-2006, 06:47 PM
I changed my shoe size, and got this:
At age 36, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


Holy Crap!!!!

I'm already dead!!!!

WharfRat
06-06-2006, 06:47 PM
you weren't lying. your real name really is Wharfrat!

Have I ever lied to you? :goof:

SuavePhin
06-06-2006, 06:58 PM
At age 53, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

somehow i suspect it will be from a cat taking out my legs

Mike13
06-06-2006, 07:03 PM
Zach Thomas: At age 57, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch

AJ Feeley: At age 102, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Marcus Vick: At age 64, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Chris Chambers: At age 42, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol

Roman529
06-06-2006, 07:18 PM
Marcus Vick: At age 64, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.



Marcus better stay away from that combustible crack pipe. :lol:

PassRush
06-06-2006, 07:26 PM
Charles Huth: At age 51, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide:lol:

MARINO1384
06-06-2006, 07:41 PM
Mike: At age 50, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
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Damn Aliens.....

TJamesW_phinfan
06-06-2006, 09:14 PM
At age 86, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

:lol:

FLOUNDER
06-06-2006, 09:31 PM
At age 96, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.


haha

nevadadolfan
06-06-2006, 10:07 PM
At age 72, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Strange circumstances indeed!!! Well I hope the bike is cute.

King Nate
06-06-2006, 10:15 PM
Nate: At age 36, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Oh good...just about sixteen years left. :boohoo:

d-day
06-06-2006, 11:00 PM
d-day: At age 64, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

prolly from someone i banned here at finheaven or someone in the 24/7 crew... :lol:

Fin Fan in Cali
06-06-2006, 11:16 PM
Brother John died at the age of 80 after living a great life. He loved Family, Friends and Laughter. He died of a heart attack from one last good joke.:wink:

Alex44
06-06-2006, 11:23 PM
d-day: At age 64, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

prolly from someone i banned here at finheaven or someone in the 24/7 crew... :lol:

Watch out for that one Kid Zachs Sace :wink:

:lol:

d-day
06-06-2006, 11:25 PM
Watch out for that one Kid Zachs Sace :wink:

:lol:

is he still mad at me...?! :lol:

Phins28
06-06-2006, 11:53 PM
At age 89, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home. :boohoo:

calphin
06-07-2006, 12:03 AM
d-day: At age 64, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

prolly from someone i banned here at finheaven or someone in the 24/7 crew... :lol:



I'd be scared about getting shanked in prison, do you know what they do to purty boys in prison?:hump: :wink:

Majpain
06-07-2006, 12:28 AM
At age 57, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Nappy Roots
06-07-2006, 12:30 AM
At age 72, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Strange circumstances indeed!!! Well I hope the bike is cute.




:sidelol:

PHINATIC13
06-07-2006, 12:51 AM
PHINATIC13: At age 93, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

I don't doubt it.......:wink:

ch19079
06-07-2006, 08:42 AM
Chris Hanley: At age 65, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

If anything, i will be buying Becks Beer at the time. :happydrin

dQbell
06-07-2006, 09:24 AM
David: At age 60, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

THOMAS_54
06-07-2006, 09:48 AM
Kevin: At age 36, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Noodle Arm
06-07-2006, 09:52 AM
Jason: At age 45, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

Wow.....that is so....AWESOME! ROCK ON! :rocker:

Celtkin
06-07-2006, 10:29 AM
I put in my correct age (49). Here is the prediction:

Celtkin: At age 39, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved

Scary accurate :lol:

ILPhinFan88
06-07-2006, 10:37 AM
Steve Farris: At age 33, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


I'm already 35, I dont play golf and I dont drink. :confused:

dolphinkev
06-07-2006, 12:42 PM
68 Will Be Trampled By A Mob Going In To See Xmen 17

Perfect23
06-07-2006, 12:51 PM
Mathew: At age 75, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Could somebody help me out with what this means.(I'm dumb I know)

In_Flames
06-07-2006, 12:53 PM
I still can't believe im the only one here going to be beat down by a monkey...:rolleyes:

nevadadolfan
06-07-2006, 01:51 PM
Mathew: At age 75, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Could somebody help me out with what this means.(I'm dumb I know)

It means dont ever get a job at an art gallery!!! PETA stands for - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, of something like that. So dont go beating on dogs or goats either!!!

Perfect23
06-07-2006, 02:02 PM
It means dont ever get a job at an art gallery!!! PETA stands for - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, of something like that. So dont go beating on dogs or goats either!!!

Well put.

Mindwarp
06-07-2006, 02:26 PM
Mindwarp: At age 99, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch

mor911
06-07-2006, 02:30 PM
Mindwarp: At age 99, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch

HEY!! Morwarp dies the exact same way!


The Mor lives to 101 though :wink:

Mindwarp
06-07-2006, 02:31 PM
dam you for out living me! at least you have to mourn me I don't mourn you:)

NaboCane
06-07-2006, 02:50 PM
NaboCane: At age 37, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

:rolleyes:

NaboCane
06-07-2006, 02:54 PM
I like this one better:

NaboCane: At age 92, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Suckerfish? Hmmm...at age 92, that might be the most action I could get!

mor911
06-07-2006, 03:31 PM
I like this one better:

NaboCane: At age 92, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Suckerfish? Hmmm...at age 92, that might be the most action I could get!
Suckerfish? I think I dated her once....

Kobe
06-07-2006, 04:14 PM
At age 58, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Kobe
06-07-2006, 04:15 PM
At age 54, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

theghost
06-07-2006, 04:18 PM
At age 98, suicide, straight up.

Timmy54
06-07-2006, 10:33 PM
At age 84, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

NaboCane
06-08-2006, 02:51 AM
At age 54, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Now see, I would gladly die after doing something with Britney Spears for 36 consecutive hours. But not while listening to her music.

R_t_Kraken
06-08-2006, 03:50 AM
AL: At age 61, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.



I do kick *** in Tekken.

d-day
06-08-2006, 03:51 AM
AL: At age 61, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.



I do kick *** in Tekken.

kud will die by the :club:

dol_fan_81
06-08-2006, 04:19 AM
Maron: At age 67, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

this is completley different to what it said yesturday! i dont want to live in a mobile home! :boohoo:

Slaytallica
06-08-2006, 07:32 AM
Stephen: At age 38, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

zach13
06-08-2006, 10:53 AM
At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Seems like a good way to go to me.