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Metal Panda
06-08-2006, 11:49 PM
...what would be your moniker and hit single?

I'd be "M.C. D Pressed", with hit song "I Ain't Sh*t"

Buddwalk
06-08-2006, 11:51 PM
Who Dat with the hit song I pooped on your face

Metal Panda
06-08-2006, 11:52 PM
Who Dat with the hit song I pooped on your face

sounds like a Ying Yang Twins-worthy song

mor911
06-08-2006, 11:57 PM
I'd be Tha Moe... Hit single from debut album, "Mushroom Stamp"

Samphin
06-09-2006, 12:05 AM
I would be Mr. Poo with the hit single, " Droppin' ploppers on your peepers."

Baxter
06-09-2006, 12:16 AM
I would be Mr. Poo with the hit single, " Droppin' ploppers on your peepers.":sidelol: Thats one of those songs that would get stuck in your head.

NaboCane
06-09-2006, 01:27 AM
...what would be your moniker and hit single?

I'd be "M.C. D Pressed", with hit song "I Ain't Sh*t"

:sidelol: You just cracked me up.

I'd be Desamparados, with my crew Habana Vieja. And my first release would be a rap cover of Gerardo's Rico, Suave.

ShaqandWade323
06-09-2006, 01:48 AM
Name would be Perfectionist and hit single would be ''Hip hop is Dying"

JetsBlow99
06-09-2006, 02:17 AM
My name would be EMpty Flazk...my single would be Pee Eye emm Pee

Alex44
06-09-2006, 02:17 AM
My name would be

'The Jets'

And my single would be

'Why cant we ever win a game'

JetsBlow99
06-09-2006, 02:20 AM
My name would be

'The Jets'

And my single would be

'Why cant we ever win a game'

I like, I like!

Roman529
06-09-2006, 03:15 AM
I'd be Romie Rome, "How Jim Everett Beat Me Down." :lol:

HysterikiLL
06-09-2006, 05:29 AM
Who Dat with the hit song I pooped on your face

I think you'd be sued man. That's too similar to R. Kelly's "I peed in your mouth" :chuckle:

Muck
06-09-2006, 06:48 AM
DJ Standpoint - "Run It"

Muck
06-09-2006, 06:50 AM
If I had a 5-piece, we'd model ourselves after Saliva.

We'd be named Standpoint. And our hit song would be "Run, Run, Punt".

305TillIDie
06-09-2006, 07:04 AM
Nickname would be DJ Whack, hit song would be "Trash on the Mic"

wazzy
06-09-2006, 07:05 AM
My name would be Dextrose(or however you spell it) and my song would be "Making Bail Money"

Silverphin
06-09-2006, 08:20 AM
Seriously?

Name: Code Red

Album: Hazmat

Hit Single: "I Guess While I'm Here..."

theghost
06-09-2006, 08:26 AM
I'd be MC bisquik.......my single "Baking Brownies"

Noodle Arm
06-09-2006, 08:48 AM
I actually have a few...

Reeceez Piecez- "I'm yo Buttercup....B****!!"

MC Douche Bagz- "Clean Dat Snatch"

Wazte U $$$- "Why U Buy Dis S***??"

Ah-Mish- Following in the footsteps of hacidic jew rapper/reggae artist Matisyahu, comes the first gangsta rapper straight out of da Amish hood! His debut album Raize Da Barn, contains the hit singles.."Churn Yo Butta" and the sexy "Milkin' Da Cowz".

Nappy Roots
06-09-2006, 10:17 AM
50 Cent - Im a snitch


oh my fault that name is taken

Fif Cent - Im a snitch

mor911
06-09-2006, 10:32 AM
50 Cent - Im a snitch


oh my fault that name is taken

Fif Cent - Im a snitch:sidelol:

Slappy8800
06-09-2006, 10:42 AM
id be MC Cracka..whiter than Snow and Vanilla ice combined!

Spray Mucus
06-09-2006, 11:25 AM
I'd be Ray Lucas and my song would be "Somebody kill me... no seriously, somebody kill me please"

Slappy8800
06-09-2006, 11:28 AM
I'd be Ray Lucas and my song would be "Somebody kill me... no seriously, somebody kill me please"

im begging on my knees...pretty pretty please somebody kill me please!

Spray Mucus
06-09-2006, 11:36 AM
Ray Lucas full length album tittled "Complete pass to Nate Clement's"

tracks

1 - I'll wash your car for $5

2 - gay for pay

3 - I wore #6, because if you change the "i" to a "u" that's how I play

4 - I eat babies

5 - I created cancer

6 - Will work for food

7 - I tell people I'm Jason Taylor

8 - I ate the other half of your hamburger at Wendy's when you went to the restroom

9 - popozoa pt. 2

10 - I stole your kids flotties at the public pool

Slappy8800
06-09-2006, 11:39 AM
lmfao! id so buy that album

Spray Mucus
06-09-2006, 12:55 PM
lmfao! id so buy that album

just download it for free on kazaa. No need to give that jerk any money.

Nappy Roots
06-09-2006, 01:09 PM
Ray Lucas full length album tittled "Complete pass to Nate Clement's"

tracks

1 - I'll wash your car for $5

2 - gay for pay

3 - I wore #6, because if you change the "i" to a "u" that's how I play

4 - I eat babies

5 - I created cancer

6 - Will work for food

7 - I tell people I'm Jason Taylor

8 - I ate the other half of your hamburger at Wendy's when you went to the restroom

9 - popozoa pt. 2

10 - I stole your kids flotties at the public pool




:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

#8 is my favorite track

playmaker1
06-09-2006, 01:52 PM
Ray Lucas full length album tittled "Complete pass to Nate Clement's"

tracks

1 - I'll wash your car for $5

2 - gay for pay

3 - I wore #6, because if you change the "i" to a "u" that's how I play

4 - I eat babies

5 - I created cancer

6 - Will work for food

7 - I tell people I'm Jason Taylor

8 - I ate the other half of your hamburger at Wendy's when you went to the restroom

9 - popozoa pt. 2

10 - I stole your kids flotties at the public pool


:sidelol: :sidelol: where can I download this!!!!

playmaker1
06-09-2006, 02:02 PM
:mor911: I'd be MC SALTINE my first cut would be "King Dong"

playmaker1
06-09-2006, 02:05 PM
I actually have a few...

Reeceez Piecez- "I'm yo Buttercup....B****!!"

MC Douche Bagz- "Clean Dat Snatch"

Wazte U $$$- "Why U Buy Dis S***??"

Ah-Mish- Following in the footsteps of hacidic jew rapper/reggae artist Matisyahu, comes the first gangsta rapper straight out of da Amish hood! His debut album Raize Da Barn, contains the hit singles.."Churn Yo Butta" and the sexy "Milkin' Da Cowz".

"Churn Yo Butta" :sidelol: :sidelol:

Metal Panda
07-15-2006, 06:05 PM
check out me, MC D. Pressed's, debut album, "I Ain't Sh*t", on Dookie Stain Records

Tracklist

1. I Ain't Sh*t!
2. I Got Bling (But I Spend It All On Therapy)
3. B*tches Ain't Sh*t (Not That I'd Know)
4. Bipolar Balla
5. Zig Zags and Zoloft
6. Tears of a Thug (w/ Smokey Robinson)
7. I Slit My Wrists Becuz Dis B*tch Laffed At Me at the Big Daddy Kane Concert
8. It's Hard Out Here for a Wimp
9. Dropping Manic Flakes
10. M*sturbation is My Motor

Metal Panda
07-15-2006, 06:06 PM
"Churn Yo Butta" :sidelol: :sidelol:

how exactly would an amish person record an album anyway

Caps
07-15-2006, 07:39 PM
Name: Mad Money

Album: Disposable Income

Single: The DOW's my B****... B****

Roman529
07-15-2006, 09:06 PM
Romie Rome :tongue:

dreday
07-15-2006, 09:41 PM
"Cool Breeze" aka Ray Victory

First single:"I got Your Girl Over Here"

popularwar
07-15-2006, 11:45 PM
I-Train
The Popular EP:
1.Thesis
2.Antithesis
3.Synthesis

Majpain
07-15-2006, 11:53 PM
My name would be

'The Jets'

And my single would be

'Why cant we ever win a game'

LOL

Perfect23
07-16-2006, 01:20 AM
Me id be Delicious Mathew Loco my song would be I Got My **** Sucked.

PassRush
07-16-2006, 03:46 PM
I would be M.C-Section

My hit would be "Tourettes in Sex"