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PHANTASTIC 13
06-09-2006, 11:51 PM
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name
and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and
took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all
day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given
name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's
cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love
to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night,
but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story....... oh, come on... take a
guess!
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You're going to love this!
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You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!

Rocky Raccoon
06-10-2006, 12:05 AM
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name
and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and
took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all
day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given
name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's
cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love
to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night,
but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story....... oh, come on... take a
guess!
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*
*
You're going to love this!
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You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!

:sidelol: good one

ponchovilla
06-10-2006, 12:57 AM
:lol:

Roman529
06-10-2006, 03:19 AM
:D I heard a version of this before.

HysterikiLL
06-10-2006, 06:51 AM
:chuckle:

TJamesW_phinfan
06-10-2006, 10:13 AM
:lol:

Celtkin
06-10-2006, 10:26 AM
:sidelol::sidelol: