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finfan27
06-23-2006, 05:26 PM
on pardon the interuption it said that tom brady was making the patsies metrosexuals:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

straitg2nite
06-23-2006, 05:27 PM
What does that mean

Irish Phin Fan
06-23-2006, 05:31 PM
ok

EBMisfit
06-23-2006, 05:33 PM
What does that meanmetrosexual = "A man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Metrosexual)". And this thread probably belongs in the Depths, though, since I'm not a moderator, I'm not in a position to make a judgment call on that.

Geforce
06-23-2006, 05:35 PM
What does that mean
It means they are men who are in touch with their feminine side.
The question you should have asked was...What does this have to do with the Miami Dolphins?

GoonBoss
06-23-2006, 06:31 PM
That's funny all the way until you figgure in all of the rings
he and they have.

I guess with that much bling on his fingers, as opposed to
our players, with none, he's bound to get a little fly.:lol:

I tend to shyaway from banging on teams/players that have
actually shown they an get it done, and, reserve my ridicule
for teams/players like the Colts.

Though, they have a clutch FG kicker now, so that's a problem.

They've been FGs away before...They won't be now.

Though, the Pats may be now with Vanderchoke. :sidelol:

hof13
06-23-2006, 06:37 PM
I read a snippet on this today - but I can't remember where I saw it. If I recall correctly, it basically said that Brady has gotten a few teammates to visit his hairdresser for highlights.

Spray Mucus
06-23-2006, 06:38 PM
on pardon the interuption it said that tom brady was making the patsies metrosexuals:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

you don't say

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Finch83
06-23-2006, 06:44 PM
I saw this as well.

PTI was commenting on the fact that Brady is introducing the "salon lifestyle" to a number of his teammates. He is even bringing his backup QB with him to get highlights.

If that doesnt make you want to punch Brady in the face...I dont know what will. I cannot wait until we play these ******s and Roth or somebody breaks this dudes face.

hof13
06-23-2006, 06:52 PM
Ah - found it. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scorecard/06/23/truth.rumors.nfl/index.html



Apparently, some of the Patriots haven't gotten the memo that being a metrosexual is out and being a he-man is in. QB/QT Tom Brady, who spends way too much time on his appearance, has brought many of his brethren over to the metro side. No. 12 reports that Dan Koppen and Matt Cassel have both received hair highlights from Tom's personal coiffure king Pini Swissa. -- Boston Herald

Anthony D.
06-23-2006, 06:55 PM
Brady--->:peck:<---Belichek

like2god
06-23-2006, 07:40 PM
Ah - found it. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scorecard/06/23/truth.rumors.nfl/index.html

I think the most shocking thing is that some of you are actually surprised by this. Here is some more proof that I "found". :wink:

http://files.tagworld.com/8cf186057bcd78da41079453d307633e20b6.jpeg (http://files.tagworld.com/8cf186057bcd78da41079453d307633e20b6.jpeg)



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like2god
06-23-2006, 08:09 PM
Here is a quote that I was able to "find" from Tommy boy.


After a long rough game, when I want something to help me relax my muscles....down there, I reach for a super duper king sized bottle of Astroglide. The only anal lube that helps me get myself ready for "the other" gametime - Tom Brady QB New England Patsies & Astroglide Spokesman


:sidelol: :sidelol:

primetime23
06-23-2006, 11:01 PM
whats the big deal guys? he has won a boat load of superbowls and ton of girls like him. So I dunno why you hating on him, if he was a dolphin im sure all of you guys will be like brady is our saviour

anditsgood
06-23-2006, 11:10 PM
That's funny all the way until you figgure in all of the rings
he and they have.

I guess with that much bling on his fingers, as opposed to
our players, with none, he's bound to get a little fly.:lol:

I tend to shyaway from banging on teams/players that have
actually shown they an get it done, and, reserve my ridicule
for teams/players like the Colts.

Though, they have a clutch FG kicker now, so that's a problem.

They've been FGs away before...They won't be now.

Though, the Pats may be now with Vanderchoke. :sidelol:

vanderjerk went to dallas :sidelol:

Itokemhomie34
06-23-2006, 11:23 PM
Here is a quote that I was able to "find" from Tommy boy.




:sidelol: :sidelol:


i guess we know what kind of sites you frequent. between removing ribs to give yourself oral pleasure and what kind of anal lube Tom Brady uses, what do you do with the rest of your time....

EBMisfit
06-23-2006, 11:29 PM
vanderjerk went to dallas :sidelol:Either way, the Patsies lost their clutch kicker.

EBMisfit
06-23-2006, 11:32 PM
i guess we know what kind of sites you frequent.How do you know he frequents such sites? He may have simply stumbled upon them by looking up "tom brady" in a search engine. Or are you going to fault him for doing nothing more than trying to keep up with news concerning the AFC East?

anditsgood
06-23-2006, 11:36 PM
How do you know he frequents such sites? He may have simply stumbled upon them by looking up "tom brady" in a search engine. Or are you going to fault him for doing nothing more than trying to keep up with news concerning the AFC East?

you are my hero

always defending someone from a big bully


im proud of ya

Itokemhomie34
06-23-2006, 11:38 PM
How do you know he frequents such sites? He may have simply stumbled upon them by looking up "tom brady" in a search engine. Or are you going to fault him for doing nothing more than trying to keep up with news concerning the AFC East?


then again, he may have stumbled upon a hidden scroll, while playing some perverted d&d fantasy game in a greek bathhouse while trying to find the invisible soap, but ive never faulted him for that. All i know is he posted some off the wall, totally ficticious(once again im guessing) rumor.

Itokemhomie34
06-23-2006, 11:46 PM
btw, i see like2removeribs is on your homie list. should i fault you for the same idiocy?:boohoo:

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 12:15 AM
you are my hero

always defending someone from a big bully


im proud of yaGood to see that life must be simple for people as stupid as you are.

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 12:17 AM
btw, i see like2removeribs is on your homie list. should i fault you for the same idiocy?:boohoo:Better get those eyes checked since I don't have anyone on my homie list. And there would first have to be some idiocy (other than your own, that is) in order to fault either him or me for any.

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 12:21 AM
then again, he may have stumbled upon a hidden scroll, while playing some perverted d&d fantasy game in a greek bathhouse while trying to find the invisible soap, but ive never faulted him for that. All i know is he posted some off the wall, totally ficticious(once again im guessing) rumor.Speaking of fictitious rumors, wouldn't "he may have stumbled upon a hidden scroll, while playing some perverted d&d fantasy game in a greek bathhouse while trying to find the invisible soap" fall under that category? Physician, heal thyself!

like2god
06-24-2006, 08:07 AM
i guess we know what kind of sites you frequent. between removing ribs to give yourself oral pleasure and what kind of anal lube Tom Brady uses, what do you do with the rest of your time....

So you admit that Brady is an pickle smuggler? Good job Patsie fan, your smack is almost as gay as your quarterback.

:sidelol:

FinFrenzy
06-24-2006, 05:56 PM
you don't say

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/J_Perez5443/09e84007.jpg


:lolcry: Holy chit!! What a fukin freak.......:lol:

FinFrenzy
06-24-2006, 05:59 PM
whats the big deal guys? he has won a boat load of superbowls and ton of girls like him. So I dunno why you hating on him, if he was a dolphin im sure all of you guys will be like brady is our saviour



:confused: Are you serious? I don't want to bash on a fellow fin fan, but c'mon.

FinFrenzy
06-24-2006, 06:01 PM
i guess we know what kind of sites you frequent. between removing ribs to give yourself oral pleasure and what kind of anal lube Tom Brady uses, what do you do with the rest of your time....


Kind of sensitive about the sites he researched to find Tom Brady, huh?































It's okay princess your secret is safe with us, you may still buy what ever anal glide you people want.....

FinFrenzy
06-24-2006, 06:02 PM
you are my hero

always defending someone from a big bully


im proud of ya



Ohhhhh, great!!! The fukin ret@rd came back to another thread!!

FinFrenzy
06-24-2006, 06:14 PM
then again, he may have stumbled upon a hidden scroll, while playing some perverted d&d fantasy game in a greek bathhouse while trying to find the invisible soap, but ive never faulted him for that. All i know is he posted some off the wall, totally ficticious(once again im guessing) rumor.



*Suddenly all of finheaven has creeped into your mind




Please keep all of your personal reasonings to yourself.

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 08:26 PM
*Suddenly all of finheaven has creeped into your mind




Please keep all of your personal reasonings to yourself.Actually, he/she/it is just showing off his/her/its "writing skills" as the erotica writer for anditsgood's circle jerk club. Probably part of the "novel" that anditsgood claimed to be writing in the "i really hope... (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=116227&page=13)"thread (post #185 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2561229&postcount=185)).

Itokemhomie34
06-24-2006, 10:19 PM
Actually, he/she/it is just showing off his/her/its "writing skills" as the erotica writer for anditsgood's circle jerk club. Probably part of the "novel" that anditsgood claimed to be writing in the "i really hope... (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=116227&page=13)"thread (post #185 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2561229&postcount=185)).

heres a better "cry for me please novel"
The grand return of EBMisfit (not for the squeamish)
Let me state from the outset that necrotizing fasciitis (http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?fasciitis,+necrotizing) is not fun, which is the official diagnosis for what put me in the hospital about three weeks ago. At least in my case, I seemed to have been healthy enough (it seems to be have a more severe effect on those with a compromised immunological system), caught the disease early enough, and/or the organism(s) that caused the infection weren't virulent enough that I wasn't threatened with loss of limb (the lower left leg), much less loss of life. Unfortunately, treatment did require a fasciotomy (http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?fasciotomy) (although I recall seeing it labelled a fasciectomy (http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?fasciectomy) on one paper; for word buffs out there, there appears to be some connection between fascia (http://onelook.com/?w=fascia&ls=a) and fasces (http://onelook.com/?w=Fasces&ls=a), which was the symbol used for Fascism, but I've been understandably too tired to find confirmation of this), which means that the doctors removed two approximately foot-long strips of flesh (the outer one was about 1/2 inch at its deepest and about an inch at its widest, while the measurements for the inner one were about 1 inch and 2 inches). And for additional merriment, they took about an inch by nine inch piece of skin out of my thigh about five days after the origianal surgery to graft over this and aid in recovery. Oddly enough, the host site typically hurts worse than the original wound. On the other hand, I was fortunate that the bone itself wasn't infected and that there were no blood clots.
Currently, I'm recuperating, qualifying for Medi-Cal and waiting for disability to kick in. Unfortunately, only so much money is budgeted a month for the visiting nursing program for Medi-Cal patients, and the funds seem to have been exhausted for this month (it only took me about 7 phone calls/transfers to find that out). On the plus side, about the only "treatment" I need is to change the dressing (a 5 inch by 9 inch piece of Xeroform ["fine mesh {44/36} Gauze Impregnated with 3% XEROFORM {Bismuth Tribromophenate} in a Petroleum Blend" cut in half lengthwise, which I can do myself] wrapped with roller gauze, which my wife can help me with). Then again, they only gave me enough supplies for about 3 days and a phone call to the hospital's pharmacy informed me that they carry only medicine and that I'd have to contact either the doctor or the surgery clinic to find out how to obtain more. So now I'm waiting for it to turn 1 p.m., which is when the surgery clinic should be returning from lunch.:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

i had a sliver once. I called it Daunte. youll understand in 3-4 mos

Itokemhomie34
06-24-2006, 10:25 PM
*****,heal thyself!:sidelol:

anditsgood
06-24-2006, 10:44 PM
Actually, he/she/it is just showing off his/her/its "writing skills" as the erotica writer for anditsgood's circle jerk club. Probably part of the "novel" that anditsgood claimed to be writing in the "i really hope... (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=116227&page=13)"thread (post #185 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2561229&postcount=185)).


ah im on your mind

how disgusting

im not really interested--lol

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 11:26 PM
heres a better "cry for me please novel":lol:At what point do I say that I'm crying or want people to cry for me? If I have anything to cry about, it's from laughing so hard at your idiocy.


i had a sliver once.Unfortunately for you and your boyfriends, it resides between your legs in the groin area. Still, I'm sure anditsgood does what he can with so little to work with.

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 11:36 PM
ah im on your mindSo is my current injury to my leg. And both are about as equally unwelcome.


how disgustingSays the person who keeps begging people to talk about his/her/its mommy to fulfill his/her/its sick Oedipus complex.


im not really interested--lolGood to see you've finally accepted that I'm not gay like you and decided to move on.

EBMisfit
06-24-2006, 11:44 PM
*****,heal thyself!:sidelol:It appears that writing gay erotica hasn't left enough room in that single-celled organism that's supposed to be your brain to understand literary allusions. Get an education and then maybe someday you'll be smart enough to trade smack with the Dolphin fans on the forum. But feel free to continue embarrassing yourself until then. It adds a touch of humor to our daily lives.

FinFrenzy
06-25-2006, 08:23 AM
ah im on your mind

how disgusting

im not really interested--lol


Are you really this stup!d?? Please tell us all your playing.......PLEASE!!

Itokemhomie34
06-25-2006, 06:24 PM
Unfortunately for you and your boyfriends, it resides between your legs in the groin area. Still, I'm sure anditsgood does what he can with so little to work with.



Keep me out of your third leg fantasies, pickle smoocher. I dont swing that way. But I hear your new QB does. Let me get this straight....On a boat of already rented hookers, this fine, upstanding individual would rather be "throwing dice" with his boyfriends. Maybe "throwing dice" or "bones" is what "they", use as a code word nowdays! Enlighten us, sensi misfit.

EBMisfit
06-25-2006, 08:11 PM
Keep me out of your third leg fantasiesSo now you've become so confused that you're mistaking your reality for my fantasies? I'm not the one here who's bragging about their sliver-sized ***** or writing gay erotica about a guy "playing some perverted d&d fantasy game in a greek bathhouse while trying to find the invisible soap", you are.

I dont swing that way.The only way I swing is toward women. Ah, now I get it... that's the way you don't swing.

Maybe "throwing dice" or "bones" is what "they", use as a code word nowdays! Enlighten us, sensi misfit.I wouldn't really know. Why don't you ask one of your circle jerk buddies? Maybe you could exchange some of your writings for lessons in gay lingo. (But you really shouldn't be going to anditsgood for lessons in punctuation and spelling, since he/she/it is just as stupid as you are. It should be "nowadays", not "nowdays", "sensei", not "sensi", and "'they' use...", not "'they', use...", i.e., without the comma.)

Itokemhomie34
06-26-2006, 08:23 PM
So now you've become so confused that you're mistaking your reality for my fantasies? I'm not the one here who's bragging about their sliver-sized ***** The only way I swing is toward women.

Me thinks you doth protest too much.I see that you fancy yourself some kind of teacher. Remember to keep your hand out of the cookie jar and to have your "wifey"(lol) tape that wound up real well so the polyester doesnt stick to it. Id hate to have to read the next chapter. boo hoo.:sidelol:

Itokemhomie34
06-26-2006, 08:28 PM
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Hi, my name is EBMisfit. I'm here to tell you about a sad chapter of my life, one in which I did not read Aliens are a Plot Device. I did not know of its grand humor or the subtle simplicity of its artwork. And, yes, I was analy invaded by an alien brain snatcher. I urge you to not let this happen to you. Procede at once to 3APD (and no, I do not have a clue what the "3" is for. I just know it's there) and read it. Then read it again. Read it as many times as necessary to memorize it. Your life will be better for it.
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http://www.onlinecomics.net/images/spacer.gif^_^ I don't know if your doing that for kicks but you code the whole code backwards dude lol its <b > </b > don't space and your suppose to end strike out with </strikeout> but hell if its for kicks cool

PHINPHOURLIFE
06-26-2006, 08:58 PM
How do you know he frequents such sites? He may have simply stumbled upon them by looking up "tom brady" in a search engine. Or are you going to fault him for doing nothing more than trying to keep up with news concerning the AFC East?

he probably read it in a new england pats forum are something:lol:

like2god
06-26-2006, 09:30 PM
Me thinks you doth protest too much.I see that you fancy yourself some kind of teacher. Remember to keep your hand out of the cookie jar and to have your "wifey"(lol) tape that wound up real well so the polyester doesnt stick to it. Id hate to have to read the next chapter. boo hoo.:sidelol:

Well, It's nice to see that you set some special time aside to humiliate yourself in public. Good for you. After reading all of your posts I can't tell if you are trying to be funny or if you really are this ret@rded. I'm not exactly sure what your problem is, but I am pretty sure that it's hard to pronounce. It must be a real treat to sit next to you on the ret@rd bus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_Bus

EBMisfit
06-26-2006, 09:57 PM
Me thinks you doth protest too much.You lack the proper equipment (i.e., a brain) to "thinks" at all.

I see that you fancy yourself some kind of teacher.Most people that I know of, when presented with such a colossal display of their own ignorance, would want help to improve how they present themselves. Evidently, you prefer to wallow in your stupidity.

Remember to keep your hand out of the cookie jarUh, sure. Whatever that's supposed to mean.:m359:

have your "wifey"Yes, I have a wife. You probably have several, the difference being that mine is female.

tape that wound up real well so the polyester doesnt stick to it.Your "smack" is turning out to be as weak as your wrist.

Id hate to have to read the next chapter. boo hoo.:sidelol:Then feel free to leave and never come back, for the only people that might miss you are your fellow trolls.

EBMisfit
06-26-2006, 10:50 PM
Hi, my name is EBMisfit.In psychiatry, this is known as projection.

I'm here to tell you about a sad chapter of my life, one in which I did not read Aliens are a Plot Device.A great online comic. Despite your delusions to the contrary, they do not present your biographical information.

And, yes, I was analy invaded by an alien brain snatcher.Further projection, probably caused by the shame you must feel from enjoying the incident as much as you did and finding that the best way to protect yourself from such feelings is to imagine that it happened to me instead. This would also explain why you continue to recreate such atypical sexual practices, despite the guilt it seems to cause you, with your boyfriends.

I urge you to not let this happen to you. Procede at once to 3APD (and no, I do not have a clue what the "3" is for. I just know it's there) and read it. Then read it again. Read it as many times as necessary to memorize it. Your life will be better for it.I see you're not content to stick with writing about what you know (i.e., gay erotica) and are now trying to branch out to science fiction. Perhaps your boyfriends are of a different opinion, but I doubt they elicit anything but yawns from the non-troll members of the forum.

Apparently not that computer literate though.It's obvious that if you were, you would have realized that this is not a forum for gay erotica or science fiction hacks (sixth definition (http://onelook.com/?w=hack&ls=a)).

Itokemhomie34
06-29-2006, 09:24 PM
EBMisfit (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/member.php?u=13146) vbmenu_register("postmenu_2568011", true);
Just an Earthbound Misfit, I

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth (at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it)
Age: 40
Posts: 2,776
Gender: http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/images/gender/Male.gif


My three week absence from the Finheaven forum (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=146149) (updated regularly)
(Warning: NOT for the squeamish)
Some people mistake my happiness for a lack of pain or hardship in my life. Rather, I have encountered both... and am happy because I know they can be overcome.





...could you please remove this. Im confused again. I dont know if I should puke, cry for u or donate (updated regularly). Go Cards

EBMisfit
06-30-2006, 01:07 AM
EBMisfit (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/member.php?u=13146) vbmenu_register("postmenu_2568011", true);
Just an Earthbound Misfit, I

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth (at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it)
Age: 40
Posts: 2,776
Gender: http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/images/gender/Male.gif


My three week absence from the Finheaven forum (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=146149) (updated regularly)
(Warning: NOT for the squeamish)
Some people mistake my happiness for a lack of pain or hardship in my life. Rather, I have encountered both... and am happy because I know they can be overcome.





...could you please remove this. Im confused again. I dont know if I should puke, cry for u or donate (updated regularly). Go Cards:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: