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like2god
06-26-2006, 01:04 AM
My fellow FH Bros, I thought it might be fun to try something a little different here in the depths. Some of you might remember The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and the character Carnac the Magnificent that he portrayed a number of times. For those of you who are too young to remember, Carnac was psychic who could hold an envelope up to his head and give you the answer to the question that was written down on a piece of paper that was located in the envelope. It was a really corny bit and this game is a 100% complete rip-off of that original idea.

Here is how it works, we each take a turn, first giving the answer and then reading the question. For example:

ANSWER- Snores, pudding, snores


QUESTION- Describe Marv Levy's day

And if for some reason a troll wanders into this thread and posts their nonsense, it is the duty of the next FH poster to use that troll as inspiration for their post. For example, if Kinzua comes in here and posts His/Her/Its incoherent drivel, the next FH poster should do the following:

ANSWER- Big Mac, Heroin, Fist


QUESTION- Name the last three things that Kinzua has put into her body


I hope you guys have fun with it, if not......then screw you guys. :tantrum:

retired opfinistic
06-26-2006, 09:42 AM
Answer:


Loss, Loss, Loss, Loss.


Question:

What are the results of the Buffalo Bills Super Bowl appearances?

icephinfan
06-26-2006, 10:14 AM
Answer: Ouch, Ouch



Question:What was the sound of the New York Jets Qb's after taking a hit, and missing the rest of the season?

like2god
06-26-2006, 10:44 AM
ANSWER: Tampons, hairspray, buttplug, astroglide


QUESTION: Name something you would find in Tom Brady's equipment bag

icephinfan
06-26-2006, 10:57 AM
Answer: Doh,Stupid, WTF are you thinking, Idiots, Are you kidding me.


Question: What are the Jets fans yelling after the Jets First Round Draft pick Selection?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98&search=Jets%20Draft

like2god
06-26-2006, 11:24 AM
ANSWER: http://audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=48967 (http://audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm?sound_iid=48967)



QUESTION: What are Jills fans going to be saying after every game this season.

retired opfinistic
06-26-2006, 12:54 PM
Answer:

That'll be 5 bucks.

question:

What does B-Lo say 15 to 20 times a night in the truck stop bathroom?

B-LO, BABY
06-26-2006, 02:00 PM
Answer: Fist, Zima Bottle, Pen!s


Question: What are Dolphins fans' lips usually wrapped around?

retired opfinistic
06-26-2006, 02:11 PM
Answer: Harder, faster, deeper.

Question: What are the three words B-Lo, Baby remembers his father telling him the most?

like2god
06-26-2006, 02:45 PM
Answer: Crow, Sh1t, Their words, Foot


Question: What is the most popular thing to eat in Buffalo

EBMisfit
06-26-2006, 06:32 PM
QUESTION:1985


ANSWER: What was the first year since the AFL-NFL merger that a current AFC East team other than Miami went to the SB?

QUESTION: 2001


ANSWER: What was the first year since the AFL-NFL merger that a current AFC East team other than Miami won the SB?

QUESTION: 9, 6, and 4


ANSWER: What are the number of years in the 31 years between the AFL-NFL merger and the Patsies winning their first SB that they went to the playoffs, the number of times they lost their first playoff game (67%) and the number of times in that span that they finished first in the AFC East?

QUESTION: 20, 8, and 12


ANSWER: What are those same numbers, except for Miami instead of the Patsies?

QUESTION: 5


ANSWER: Excluding the 1990's, what are the number of years that the Jills have been in the playoffs?

QUESTION: Upstarts who must have either never learned or conveniently forgotten how much their teams sucked for the majority of their history.


ANSWER: What's a good description of most Patsy or Jills trolls who come to Finheaven.com and think Dolphin fans are going to be impressed by their weak smack?

EBMisfit
06-26-2006, 06:41 PM
ANSWER- Big Mac, Heroin, Fist


QUESTION- Name the last three things that Kinzua has put into her body

Answer: Fist, Zima Bottle, Pen!s


Question: What are Dolphins fans' lips usually wrapped around?

Answer: 0%

Question: What are the chances that blojob baby can come up with something original and not have to rely on a weak imitation of a previous post?

Mike13
06-26-2006, 09:59 PM
Answer: Brains, Balls, and the attraction for the opposite sex.
Question: Name three things Bills fans lack.

Answer: vibrator, gay porn, vaseline.
Question: What are the contents of JP Losman's locker?

Answer: A **** in the mouth, a **** up the ***, a paycheck for thier services.
Question: What are three things that Bills fans receive?

B-LO, BABY
06-26-2006, 10:05 PM
Answer: 0%

Question: What are the chances that blojob baby can come up with something original and not have to rely on a weak imitation of a previous post?

Answer: 47

Question: How many chromosomes does EBMisfit possess?




Answer: 1,000,000:1

Question: What are the odds that any Finfan will get the above joke?

like2god
06-26-2006, 10:30 PM
ANSWER: Just another day at the office


QUESTION: Why is BLo Baby Boys walking funny?

EBMisfit
06-26-2006, 11:09 PM
Answer: 47

Question: How many chromosomes does EBMisfit possess?
Answer: 0


Question: How many brain cells does blojob baby possess?

Answer: 1,000,000:1

Question: What are the odds that any Finfan will get the above joke?
Answer: A googulplex raised to the power of googulplex:1

What are the chances that the above "joke", or any other "joke" told by blojob baby, will be worth getting?

bigbry
06-28-2006, 10:46 PM
TheGreat Carnac says the answer is:
A$$HOLES and ELBOWS

Question: What will the Buffalo Bills be looking at all day Sept 17 2006.


BB

EBMisfit
06-29-2006, 03:51 AM
Answer: Depends





Question: What's a good way to respond to a query that you don't know the answer to?

(What were you expecting me to write? Something like "How do Levy and Jauron keep their pants clean and Bills fan free?")

FinFrenzy
06-29-2006, 08:30 AM
Answer: Depends





Question: What's a good way to respond to a query that you don't know the answer to?

(What were you expecting me to write? Something like "How do Levy and Jauron keep their pants clean and Bills fan free?")



I don't know why after reading depends, Levy and Jauron came to mind???

EBMisfit
06-29-2006, 12:18 PM
I don't know why after reading depends, Levy and Jauron came to mind???Word association.

like2god
07-03-2006, 02:36 PM
ANSWER: Cry, Whine, Make up a ton of bullsh1t excuses


QUESTION: What do the Bills fans do when you show them statistics to point out that the Dolphins are the superior team.

EBMisfit
07-03-2006, 02:55 PM
ANSWER: Cry, Whine, Make up a ton of bullsh1t excuses


QUESTION: What do the Bills fans do when you show them statistics to point out that the Dolphins are the superior team.You forgot "refer to a bunch of meaningless stats" and "ignore that the '90's was the only decade in which the Jills could claim some semblance of respectability".

retired opfinistic
07-03-2006, 04:21 PM
Answer: Lombardi Trophy

Question: What will never show up in Buffalo's trophy case?

http://www.sun-rise.com/displaycases/981772.006.case2.jpg

like2god
07-03-2006, 05:09 PM
Answer: Lombardi Trophy

Question: What will never show up in Buffalo's trophy case?

http://www.sun-rise.com/displaycases/981772.006.case2.jpg

ANSWER: FUNNY AS HELL.......AND TRUE


QUESTION: What did like2god think of that pic?

CDNPHIN
07-03-2006, 06:01 PM
Answer = Baywatch actress, Ferrari salesman, trophy engraver.

Question = Jobs impossible to fill in Buffallo.


:billsbite

like2god
07-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Answer = Baywatch actress, Ferrari salesman, trophy engraver.

Question = Jobs impossible to fill in Buffallo.


:billsbite


ANSWER: Male hooker, "Before" in the "Before and After" commercials, professional "Urine B Gone" tester, homeless person, sperm donor taster, bottle collector, windshield cleaner, dumpster diver, @sshole, paint chip eater.


Question: Jobs that you can fill in Buffalo

CDNPHIN
07-03-2006, 06:45 PM
Answer = Buffet sneeze guard cleaner, Miss trailer park, and a justice
of the peace that will marry brother & sister!


Question = More jobs you can fill in stinkhole "Buffallo":sidelol: