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retired opfinistic
07-14-2006, 12:01 PM
Doesn't B-Lo look happy. Now he'll get he can get some *****...a whole lot of it!

retired opfinistic
07-14-2006, 12:07 PM
More pics: :hump: :barf:

Kinzua
07-14-2006, 01:15 PM
I see that Opie has apparently appointed himself protector of my virtue by trying to scare off any other likely suitors.:shakeno:

Opie, ya gotta understand, you just aren't my type. I really am sorry about that. If it will make you feel any better, there's nobody else ... at the moment. :rolleyes2

TotoreMexico
07-14-2006, 01:19 PM
I see that Opie has apparently appointed himself protector of my virtue by trying to scare off any other likely suitors.:shakeno:

Opie, ya gotta understand, you just aren't my type. I really am sorry about that. If it will make you feel any better, there's nobody else ... at the moment. :rolleyes2

Hey Kinzua how old are you?

YM305
07-14-2006, 01:19 PM
Nice Wife.:hump:








:nono: :lol: :nono:

retired opfinistic
07-14-2006, 01:23 PM
:wink:
I see that Opie has apparently appointed himself protector of my virtue by trying to scare off any other likely suitors.:shakeno:

Opie, ya gotta understand, you just aren't my type. I really am sorry about that. If it will make you feel any better, there's nobody else ... at the moment. :rolleyes2:wink:


I'll sleep well tonight.

FinFrenzy
07-14-2006, 01:24 PM
Wow Kinsuey, don't hurt him.......:lol:

timbalu
07-14-2006, 01:34 PM
Kin-sooooo-ie, you're actually better looking than I would have thought...Skinnier too !! If you make it down here when SUCKALO plays in Miami, I'll ask you to pull up a couple of chairs and join us while we're tailgating . I'll bring you your own trough !! :sidelol:

The Confessor
07-14-2006, 01:38 PM
Okay, Kinzewer. Who is the "Ahem...." Lucky Boy? It's your brother isnt it?

Mike13
07-14-2006, 03:32 PM
****, Arent there laws against marrying animals? Well Kinzua, whatever floats your boat.

fin1
07-14-2006, 03:40 PM
I see that Opie has apparently appointed himself protector of my virtue by trying to scare off any other likely suitors.:shakeno:

Opie, ya gotta understand, you just aren't my type. I really am sorry about that. If it will make you feel any better, there's nobody else ... at the moment. :rolleyes2

I got your type.

fin1
07-14-2006, 03:42 PM
I see that Opie has apparently appointed himself protector of my virtue by trying to scare off any other likely suitors.:shakeno:

Opie, ya gotta understand, you just aren't my type. I really am sorry about that. If it will make you feel any better, there's nobody else ... at the moment. :rolleyes2

Oh yeah heres the vehicle that she drives.

CDNPHIN
07-14-2006, 07:11 PM
No Honeymoon pic's? Did'nt expect to see them walking upright!!!:sidelol:

PHINATIC13
07-14-2006, 07:24 PM
The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.

bigbry
07-14-2006, 11:20 PM
I see that Opie has apparently appointed himself protector of my virtue by trying to scare off any other likely suitors.:shakeno:

Opie, ya gotta understand, you just aren't my type. I really am sorry about that. If it will make you feel any better, there's nobody else ... at the moment. :rolleyes2


I didnt know you and 3W broke up.
Oh well, as the world turns.

In that second picture, is his left hand trying to find your.....


BB

retired opfinistic
07-15-2006, 12:54 AM
I didnt know you and 3W broke up.
Oh well, as the world turns.

In that second picture, is his left hand trying to find your.....


BBhttp://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


:barf:
Sorry about the disgusting analogy!

tkPhinFan
07-15-2006, 08:46 AM
More pics: :hump: :barf:

Is Kinzua the man or the woman??:confused:

Mike13
07-15-2006, 11:03 AM
Is Kinzua the man or the woman??:confused:

Kinzua is a slightly evolved strain of the herpes virus that has infected both of them.

TotoreMexico
07-16-2006, 02:42 PM
No Honeymoon pic's? Did'nt expect to see them walking upright!!!:sidelol:

:sidelol:

Mike13
07-16-2006, 03:29 PM
Who pitches and who catches?

TotoreMexico
07-16-2006, 09:40 PM
Hey! Where is Kinzua?:confused:

:chuckle:

GrieseItalian
07-17-2006, 02:26 PM
More pics: :hump: :barf:

congrats shes beautiful compared to most buffalo women!!

:sidelol: :lol: :rofl: :sidelol: :lolcry:

The Confessor
07-17-2006, 02:34 PM
congrats she beautiful compared to most buffalo women!!

:sidelol: :lol: :rofl: :sidelol: :lolcry:

Yeah, he Blo couldnt wait to show her off to his Mom. Of course all his mom could say is:

"Yes Blo- she is very nice. Of course I have already met her before, seeing as how she is your sister Kinzewer..:wink:

GrieseItalian
07-17-2006, 02:40 PM
I have only a few a honeymoon pics from Kinzua and he did send me a wedding recieption pic

pic 1. is the bride dancing with a family member @ the reception

pic2. limo driver waiting to pick up the lovley couple

pic 3. is the best man

pic 4 . is the hot tub @ the hotel

pic 5. was the 7 day cruise mom and dad gave the happy couple

CDNPHIN
07-17-2006, 04:35 PM
:sidelol: The Best Man !!!!:lol: :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
07-17-2006, 06:59 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/attachment.php?attachmentid=3400&d=1153161508

I'm so tempted to make him my avatar!!!:sidelol:

buckwilde
07-18-2006, 12:35 AM
I have only a few a honeymoon pics from Kinzua and he did send me a wedding recieption pic

pic 1. is the bride dancing with a family member @ the reception

pic2. limo driver waiting to pick up the lovley couple

pic 3. is the best man

pic 4 . is the hot tub @ the hotel

pic 5. was the 7 day cruise mom and dad gave the happy couple

:lolcry: :lolcry:

like2god
07-19-2006, 12:18 AM
HOLY SH*T :jawdrop:


I go away for a couple of days and come back to find that Kinzua has gotten married and become her own grandma/cousin/niece. I have to say that I am truly shocked.

I would love to get you a wedding gift Kinzua. I know that we have had our differences in the past, but I would like to get you something to smooth over any hard feelings. I just need to know where you are registered, is it McDonalds, Burger King, or Krispy Kreme?

.

gillderais
02-15-2007, 05:09 PM
congrats, :clap:

Enforcerfin33
02-15-2007, 05:11 PM
I promised...I promised I wouldn't cry!!:boohoo:

icephinfan
02-15-2007, 05:18 PM
Wonder if Kinzua made a man out of B-lo yet????


Did Kinzua keep the weight off or gain it all back, in the wedding pics she had lost some weight.

retired opfinistic
02-15-2007, 05:19 PM
Forgot about the big event. B-Lo looks happy.

DolfanTom
02-15-2007, 05:30 PM
Doesn't B-Lo look happy. Now he'll get he can get some *****...a whole lot of it!
Seen these before. That's just ...

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Don't worry 'BleedinGreen', this isn't an example of most weddings!

arsenal
02-15-2007, 05:31 PM
:lol:@kinzua the white real-life Norbit...

Enforcerfin33
02-15-2007, 05:32 PM
More photos:

Relatives and family members

http://www.stanford.edu/~bckerr/about/Hick.jpg

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/hick-23787.jpg

http://www.ebaymatchups.com/photos/matchups/beavinsons_2165_-_716140900_ff88422ab2426e86d10131121b3b0971_original.jpg

Looks like they had a good time.
You know whats scary..is 2 out of 3 of those pics are real people....

icephinfan
02-15-2007, 05:39 PM
The proud son of B-Lo and Kinzua!!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

gillderais
02-15-2007, 05:44 PM
The proud son of B-Lo and Kinzua!!!!

http://www.stanford.edu/~bckerr/about/Hick.jpg

The resemblance is striking!

http://members.aol.com/lafimprov/cletus.jpg

icephinfan
02-15-2007, 05:45 PM
The resemblance is striking!

http://members.aol.com/lafimprov/cletus.jpg (http://members.aol.com/lafimprov/cletus.jpg)


Damn how many kids did they have????

gillderais
02-15-2007, 05:54 PM
Damn how many kids did they have????

He must have been knocking his wife up the second the umbilical cord was cut. :lol:

icephinfan
02-15-2007, 05:59 PM
He must have been knocking his wife up the second the umbilical cord was cut. :lol:


Well Kinzua is huge, there must be some kids stuck in there somewhere, there still hunting for the others.

Kinzua
02-15-2007, 07:31 PM
You little boys are a bit late and a lot short since Mr Kinzua and I tied the knot many, many years ago ... probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:

When you grow up, some of you may gain some understanding of that ... but most of you are hopeless ... or can't legally marry your "sweetheart" because most states bar interspecies marriages! :sidelol:

TotoreMexico
02-15-2007, 07:36 PM
You little boys are a bit late and a lot short since Mr Kinzua and I tied the knot many, many years ago ... probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:

When you grow up, some of you may gain some understanding of that ... but most of you are hopeless ... or can't legally marry your "sweetheart" because most states bar interspecies marriages! :sidelol:

You're 60 years old?

Kinzua
02-15-2007, 07:42 PM
You're 60 years old?

Not quite, but it's comin' up fast! :evil:

DolfanTom
02-15-2007, 07:42 PM
You little boys are a bit late and a lot short since Mr Kinzua and I tied the knot many, many years ago ... probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:

When you grow up, some of you may gain some understanding of that ... but most of you are hopeless ... or can't legally marry your "sweetheart" because most states bar interspecies marriages! :sidelol:Are there states that DON'T bar interspecies marriages?

DolfanTom
02-15-2007, 07:43 PM
Not quite, but it's comin' up fast! :evil:
Most people your age don't even know how to use a computer? Can't you be just like them!! :lol:

:wink:

guatemalanfan
02-15-2007, 07:44 PM
Not quite, but it's comin' up fast! :evil:


damn i didnt expect you to be close to 60

TotoreMexico
02-15-2007, 07:45 PM
Not quite, but it's comin' up fast! :evil:

:eek:

Kinzua
02-15-2007, 07:45 PM
Are there states that DON'T bar interspecies marriages?

I'm not sure. I've been to Florida. :sidelol:

Kinzua
02-15-2007, 07:47 PM
Most people your age don't even know how to use a computer? Can't you be just like them!! :lol:

:wink:

I make my livin' on computers!

bigbry
02-15-2007, 07:47 PM
You little boys are a bit late and a lot short since Mr Kinzua and I tied the knot many, many years ago ... probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:

When you grow up, some of you may gain some understanding of that ... but most of you are hopeless ... or can't legally marry your "sweetheart" because most states bar interspecies marriages! :sidelol:

I would like to take this opportunity to invite Mr.K to our forum.
We have many, many questions.


BB

icephinfan
02-15-2007, 08:57 PM
You little boys are a bit late and a lot short since Mr Kinzua and I tied the knot many, many years ago ... probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:

When you grow up, some of you may gain some understanding of that ... but most of you are hopeless ... or can't legally marry your "sweetheart" because most states bar interspecies marriages! :sidelol:


Hmm let's see, you sure know alot about this.

You tied the knot, or he tied the knot around his neck when you said I do????

icephinfan
02-15-2007, 08:58 PM
I make my livin' on computers!


That is just nasty as Hell. Poor computer to go through all that.:shakeno:

Capt. Dick
02-16-2007, 12:00 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/attachment.php?attachmentid=3380&d=1152893095


I guess congratulations are in order for Kinzua and B-low. It`s about time you two became legal, but for chrise sakes, the next time you have your pics taken outside, at least have enough comman courtesy to blind-fold the foliage.

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 12:06 AM
You little boys are a bit late and a lot short since Mr Kinzua and I tied the knot many, many years ago ... probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:

When you grow up, some of you may gain some understanding of that ... but most of you are hopeless ... or can't legally marry your "sweetheart" because most states bar interspecies marriages! :sidelol:
Holy cow, you mean you really are a woman???!!!

Mike13
02-16-2007, 01:01 AM
probably before many of you were hatched! :tongue:


Humans don't lay eggs. So what the **** are you?

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 10:10 AM
at least have enough comman courtesy to blind-fold the foliage.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-16-2007, 01:15 PM
I make my livin' on computers! You`re 60, I hope it doesn`t involve a web-cam and satin back drops!

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:19 PM
You`re 60, I hope it doesn`t involve a web-cam and satin back drops!

Well, there goes my lunch. :(

Kinzua
02-16-2007, 01:22 PM
You`re 60, I hope it doesn`t involve a web-cam and satin back drops!

Hardly. I make computers spit out all the info that people put into them.

Capt. Dick
02-16-2007, 01:22 PM
Well, there goes my lunch. :(


Sorry, I tried to stop. Honest.:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 01:27 PM
Hardly. I make computers spit out all the info that people put into them.
Sounds a lot like B-Lo's job, but he swallows what people put into him.:lol:

like2god
02-16-2007, 01:52 PM
Sounds a lot like B-Lo's job, but he swallows what people put into him.:lol:
:lol:

Now blowboy is going to cry about that less than classy post. :rolleyes2

Enforcerfin33
02-16-2007, 01:56 PM
Hardly. I make computers spit out all the info that people put into them.
Man even computers think your fugly huh?:lol:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 02:05 PM
:lol:

Now blowboy is going to cry about that less than classy post. :rolleyes2
If he cried for every less than classy post I put up he'd be dry as a bone by now.:lol:

Sean
02-19-2007, 08:05 AM
Sounds a lot like B-Lo's job, but he swallows what people put into him.:lol:

LOL :lol:

Mike13
02-19-2007, 03:42 PM
Hardly. I make computers spit out all the info that people put into them.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

gillderais
03-26-2007, 03:54 AM
Well Kinzua is huge, there must be some kids stuck in there somewhere, there still hunting for the others.

I have found another one.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/huangliqianBM_450x300.jpg

Enforcerfin33
03-26-2007, 08:30 AM
I have found another one.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/huangliqianBM_450x300.jpg
:( ....wow..

retired opfinistic
03-26-2007, 08:59 AM
I have found another one.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/huangliqianBM_450x300.jpg:confused:W...T...F?

Mike13
03-26-2007, 02:16 PM
:confused:W...T...F?

x2

PhinzN703
03-26-2007, 02:44 PM
Not quite, but it's comin' up fast! :evil:

56? Almost time to apply for the medical home eh? :tongue: