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Mike13
07-14-2006, 07:00 PM
Hello everyone, I'm here to inform you have a terrible disease called Blowsitis(aka **** Syndrome, and the Other Mental ******ation.)
This disease is contracted by coming into contact with Bills fans, by any means, handshakes, sex (why you would want to **** or touch one is beyond me), bieng bumped into ''accidentally'', (that is actually part of their courting ritual). They are also known as Wear****ers, no not ''Were'' as in Werewolfs, but Wear as they wear women's clothing and gay S&M outfits.
They dwell in western NY, and then migrate to Miami to watch thier pathetic team play aginst our Dolphins

Here is a US Map complete with migration route:
Note:The Great Westrern Migration is forthcoming.
This migration So.Fla usally takes awhile,(moblile homes can only handle so much weight.)
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7632/map3nq.th.jpg (http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=map3nq.jpg)

Synptoms of the disease include: homosexuality, ******ation, rooting for that ****y *** team, weight gains of over 1,000 pounds, excessive body hair, getting the best of both worlds genitally speaking, posting and getting owned on FinHeaven, possible multiple personality disorder, and the excessive use of smilies, incest, growing mullets, buying Gremlins and trailers, and incest. Finall attending Dicksie Chicks concerts, that's not a typo, the dicksie chicks are a country band of trannies, hermaphrodites, and cross dressers, all of which are 600 pound Jills fans and they enjoy a good Jills groupie to keep them company.

''So how do I prevent this disease?'' Its simple just wear Fins gear, its like a cross to a vampire. With it you can kick the **** out of one with no harm done from exposure.