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Colorado Dolfan
07-15-2006, 12:38 AM
Very tongue-in-cheek but worth the read for the following reasons...

New York Jets

The defense isn't bad, but the Jets would have trouble scoring in a women's prison.

and

Buffalo Bills

Nobody scares you on offense, unless you're a Bills fan.

...among others...:lol:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5775802

GoBills24
07-15-2006, 12:54 AM
Very tongue-in-cheek but worth the read for the following reasons...

and

...among others...:lol:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5775802

LOL, Miami's is freakin' hilarious.

:lol:

Colorado Dolfan
07-15-2006, 01:00 AM
LOL, Miami's is freakin' hilarious.

:lol:

Gotta agree with you on that...:D

TotoreMexico
07-15-2006, 10:16 AM
Pittsburgh Steelers
Losing a Bus and gaining a bike probably won't matter as much as losing Antwaan Randle El. Replacement rookie Santonio Holmes may provide more dropped passes than dropped charges.


Houston Texans
If defensive end Mario Williams (the first overall pick in the draft) is incapable of reaching QB David Carr in practice, the Texans are in trouble. In games, the Houston offensive line allows Carr to spend more time on his back than Snoopy.

:rofl: good stuff

cnc66
07-15-2006, 10:27 AM
Miami Dolphins

Nick Saban may be a godsend, but we're still not sure if the Dolphins are better at passing the football or a drug test.

Alex44
07-15-2006, 10:36 AM
I guess no-one is winning the superbowl this year? :lol:



Green Bay Packers

Behind another weak offensive line, Brett Favre may literally die a Packer.



BEST ONE

Dors156
07-15-2006, 03:13 PM
I guess no-one is winning the superbowl this year? :lol:




BEST ONE



:lol:

Dors156
07-15-2006, 03:13 PM
San Diego Chargers

The good news: Philip Rivers has only one L in his first name. The bad news: the Chargers' new starting quarterback may need directions to find the starting center.


:lol:

Vertical Limit
07-15-2006, 11:46 PM
Atlanta Falcons

How much confidence can be generated by quarterback Ron Mexico when backup Matt Schaub was considered an untouchable in trade talks?
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Hahaha. Man, I still can't get over that "Ron Mexico" crap Michael Vick tried to pull. That something I would expect from a 6th grader.

boltfan219
07-18-2006, 11:36 PM
Those are pretty good, especially the Jets one.





:m83: :toilet:


That cartoon above is funny.

boltfan219
07-18-2006, 11:39 PM
he mentioned the commisioner, when did paul tagliabue say he was going to retire?

crazyjt193
07-19-2006, 07:05 PM
yeah there really funny

Da_Franchise
07-19-2006, 08:25 PM
I guess no-one is winning the superbowl this year?

Seattle. He doesn't mention the Seahawks... I pressume he calls them for the big game.

byroan
07-19-2006, 08:54 PM
Seattle. He doesn't mention the Seahawks... I pressume he calls them for the big game.

He took them out first.


This year's Madden '07 box cover features defending league Most Valuable Player Shaun Alexander ... who still works for the Seahawks.

With the Seahawks officially extinct from the playoff landscape, let's take a look at why your favorite won't win the Super Bowl, either.

unifiedtheory
07-20-2006, 02:15 AM
Atlanta Falcons

How much confidence can be generated by quarterback Ron Mexico when backup Matt Schaub was considered an untouchable in trade talks?
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Hahaha. Man, I still can't get over that "Ron Mexico" crap Michael Vick tried to pull. That something I would expect from a 6th grader.:sidelol:

@@@
07-20-2006, 07:11 AM
Philadelphia Eagles

Their best receiver is a running back. Their quarterback still may be their best runner. At least Freddie Mitchell could talk a good game :lol:

playmaker1
07-20-2006, 10:51 AM
:sidelol: I had to bookmark that! What a great read! :sidelol:

Da_Franchise
07-27-2006, 11:34 AM
He took them out first.

Oh darn, I looked right past that. :o

finmann
07-27-2006, 01:28 PM
Funny as hell

duss12
07-28-2006, 12:41 PM
Santurdio getting more dropped passes than drop charges..... lmao