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Metal Panda
07-23-2006, 02:01 PM
I bring a tale of great woe
Of the trials of a long despised foe
Of the Buffalo Bills
Whom took numerous spills
Nearly hitting the cellar below

It started out promising, sure
'Gainst a team from the west that was poor
But whom couldn't beat
That pathetic old fleet
Who'd go on to lose ten and four

The next week they came back to Earth
In touchdowns, there was a dearth
Losman stunk up the joint
Lindell gave them their points
Their fortunes sank into the firth

To pass for 100 yards
A feat to achieve, not too hard
But J.P. found a way
To fall short on this day
Vick played the 'Vick-tory' card

But surely the Saints they would beat?
A team not oft called an elite
Losman fell on his rump
3 times like a chump
And Deuce beat them up with his feet

Next week, twas our friends in the place
Alas, their play was a disgrace
Miami derailed
Buffalo prevailed
But we'd see them again in our space

Curtis Martin and co. came to town
And they duked it out on the ground
Somehow Willis would win
False hopes would begin
.500 at last they had found

Things are not always what they appear
The Bills, a squad to be feared?
What a foolish suggestion
AFC East congestion
Next week would soon begin to clear

The Silver and Black were up next
With only one win 'neath their vest
But 5 touchdowns and three
Was too much to concede
Now Bills fans were both distressed and vexed

Desiring to turn it around
The Bills visited Patsy town
O, the tears that were shed
When Dil-lon plowed ahead
Holcomb's fumble had let the team down

They thanked the good lord for the bye
Expectations they vowed to defy
And when week 10 arrived
JP Losman would strive
To regain his discarded pride

Holcomb was out like a shot
JP won back his job on the spot
With blood in his veins
He took back the reins
The Chiefs were no match for this lot

But sadly, things come to an end
Winning not a long visiting friend
Losman was futile
And Brees he was brutal
The standings they soon would descend

The offensive drought would not cease
It's as if the offense was deceased
9 was not enough
As the Panthers were tough
4-7, Mularkey not pleased

Now, in all woe there is a rock bottom
For the Bills it arrived late in autumn
Twas on December 4
A day forevermore
Called Black Sunday by those west of Gotham

What cockiness exuberated
With smiles on their face, they paraded
Onto enemy field
So sure they'd not yield
A prospect they'd quited overrated

Early on, it appeared they were right
Their scoring saw no end in sight
Once they hit 21
In the Miami sun
They thought things were locked up for the night

But how wrong they were on this day
Tho hopes seemed to've faded away
The Fins took it in stride
Playing merely for pride
Then Gus yielded the way to Sage

Swiftly the tide it would turn
And the Bills, they would all too soon learn
That this squad quite determined
Would not be undermined*
For inside them desire did burn

The Fins battled back to their shock
But with only 6 ticks on the clock
The lead was still theirs
But all there were aware
That on victory's door they might knock

And with one lofted pass, it was through
Chambers hands trapped the ball that came to
As he hit the ground
What a deafening sound
The Bills' worst fears had come true

And with that extra point it was done
The Bills had clearly blown this one
And a snowball effect
Would then completely wreck
The Bills' season through the final gun

And only once more would they taste
Victory's ever succulent chase
5 wins just escaped
The cellar's embrace
But that brought nill solace to their face

And things don't look much better this year
When they'll likely soon bring up the rear
Grandpa Levy's expired
Should have stayed retired
And Jauron's an outcast no one fears

So to sum it all up, the Bills sucked
And in 2006, they are f**ked
Quite a long year ahead!
For the fans, whom I dread
Are once again, down on their luck

cnc66
07-23-2006, 02:16 PM
now...if we could get Pagan to put it to music....

great job bro.

like2god
07-23-2006, 03:35 PM
I bring a tale of great woe
Of the trials of a long despised foe
Of the Buffalo Bills
Whom took numerous spills
Nearly hitting the cellar below

It started out promising, sure
'Gainst a team from the west that was poor
But whom couldn't beat
That pathetic old fleet
Who'd go on to lose ten and four

The next week they came back to Earth
In touchdowns, there was a dearth
Losman stunk up the joint
Lindell gave them their points
Their fortunes sank into the firth

To pass for 100 yards
A feat to achieve, not too hard
But J.P. found a way
To fall short on this day
Vick played the 'Vick-tory' card

But surely the Saints they would beat?
A team not oft called an elite
Losman fell on his rump
3 times like a chump
And Deuce beat them up with his feet

Next week, twas our friends in the place
Alas, their play was a disgrace
Miami derailed
Buffalo prevailed
But we'd see them again in our space

Curtis Martin and co. came to town
And they duked it out on the ground
Somehow Willis would win
False hopes would begin
.500 at last they had found

Things are not always what they appear
The Bills, a squad to be feared?
What a foolish suggestion
AFC East congestion
Next week would soon begin to clear

The Silver and Black were up next
With only one win 'neath their vest
But 5 touchdowns and three
Was too much to concede
Now Bills fans were both distressed and vexed

Desiring to turn it around
The Bills visited Patsy town
O, the tears that were shed
When Dil-lon plowed ahead
Holcomb's fumble had let the team down

They thanked the good lord for the bye
Expectations they vowed to defy
And when week 10 arrived
JP Losman would strive
To regain his discarded pride

Holcomb was out like a shot
JP won back his job on the spot
With blood in his veins
He took back the reins
The Chiefs were no match for this lot

But sadly, things come to an end
Winning not a long visiting friend
Losman was futile
And Brees he was brutal
The standings they soon would descend

The offensive drought would not cease
It's as if the offense was deceased
9 was not enough
As the Panthers were tough
4-7, Mularkey not pleased

Now, in all woe there is a rock bottom
For the Bills it arrived late in autumn
Twas on December 4
A day forevermore
Called Black Sunday by those west of Gotham

What cockiness exuberated
With smiles on their face, they paraded
Onto enemy field
So sure they'd not yield
A prospect they'd quited overrated

Early on, it appeared they were right
Their scoring saw no end in sight
Once they hit 21
In the Miami sun
They thought things were locked up for the night

But how wrong they were on this day
Tho hopes seemed to've faded away
The Fins took it in stride
Playing merely for pride
Then Gus yielded the way to Sage

Swiftly the tide it would turn
And the Bills, they would all too soon learn
That this squad quite determined
Would not be undermined*
For inside them desire did burn

The Fins battled back to their shock
But with only 6 ticks on the clock
The lead was still theirs
But all there were aware
That on victory's door they might knock

And with one lofted pass, it was through
Chambers hands trapped the ball that came to
As he hit the ground
What a deafening sound
The Bills' worst fears had come true

And with that extra point it was done
The Bills had clearly blown this one
And a snowball effect
Would then completely wreck
The Bills' season through the final gun

And only once more would they taste
Victory's ever succulent chase
5 wins just escaped
The cellar's embrace
But that brought nill solace to their face

And things don't look much better this year
When they'll likely soon bring up the rear
Grandpa Levy's expired
Should have stayed retired
And Jauron's an outcast no one fears

So to sum it all up, the Bills sucked
And in 2006, they are f**ked
Quite a long year ahead!
For the fans, whom I dread
Are once again, down on their luck

:lol: :lol: :lol: PRICELESS :up:

Very good job fellow los lonely boy :hi5:

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icephinfan
07-23-2006, 03:39 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: PRICELESS :up:

Very good job fellow los lonely boy :hi5:

.

That has to make Kinzua mad...:lol: :lol: :lol: ..ooops I mean:sidelol: :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
07-24-2006, 12:35 AM
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Holy Poetic Justice.

Tis almost as rich as Chaucer's Canterbury Tales!!!

Outstanding!

Metal Panda
07-29-2006, 12:08 PM
Disappointed that with all the time it took me to write this, only a handful of people read it :(. I know it wasn't Dickens but hey!

(this will likely spark a B-Lo or Kinzua response)

icephinfan
07-29-2006, 12:10 PM
Disappointed that with all the time it took me to write this, only a handful of people read it :(. I know it wasn't Dickens but hey!

(this will likely spark a B-Lo or Kinzua response)


Kinzua is long gone

retired opfinistic
07-29-2006, 12:16 PM
Disappointed that with all the time it took me to write this, only a handful of people read it :(. I know it wasn't Dickens but hey!

(this will likely spark a B-Lo or Kinzua response)Those that read it appreciated the effort. Bills fans have far to short of an attention span to muddle their way through anything of that magnitude. Pats fans wouldn't touch it unless there's a pic of Brady in his tightie whities attached and Jets fans...J E T S is the alphabet for them.

like2god
07-29-2006, 12:37 PM
Disappointed that with all the time it took me to write this, only a handful of people read it :(. I know it wasn't Dickens but hey!

(this will likely spark a B-Lo or Kinzua response)

I enjoyed every word :wink: :lol:

And I think we chased the trolls away for a while. Hell, Justa******** hasn't shown his face here in how long now??? :lol:

like2god
07-29-2006, 12:38 PM
Those that read it appreciated the effort. Bills fans have far to short of an attention span to muddle their way through anything of that magnitude. Pats fans wouldn't touch it unless there's a pic of Brady in his tightie whities attached and Jets fans...J E T S is the alphabet for them.

:sidelol:

Once again opfin, you are a funny man. :lol:

Mike13
07-29-2006, 04:28 PM
You go to make another one for this year.

FinFrenzy
07-29-2006, 04:57 PM
Very nice Rob.....great work...:clap:

EBMisfit
07-29-2006, 05:42 PM
A literary masterpiece

Dolfan73
07-29-2006, 07:40 PM
Shades of Emily Dickenson, just beautiful :D

phin mints
07-29-2006, 08:28 PM
brilliant!

Adam First
07-31-2006, 10:53 PM
That's incredible! :sidelol:

Colorado Dolfan
07-31-2006, 11:38 PM
Now that's what I call talent!!!

Great job!

Mike13
08-01-2006, 01:15 AM
Post this on Jillszone.