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08-10-2006, 12:54 AM

anyone going.....


08-10-2006, 12:59 AM
Must be the stupidest idea for a film anyone could think of. Come on, Snakes On A Plane? Samuel why did you choose to do this.

08-10-2006, 01:01 AM

08-10-2006, 01:04 AM
The Colbert Report - 2006.06.20 - Snake Lovin'


watch at the end for snakes on a plane

08-10-2006, 01:11 AM
Lmfao got to love the Colbert Report

08-10-2006, 01:26 AM
Damn right I will watch it.


08-10-2006, 01:39 AM
It looks pretty good

Prime Time
08-10-2006, 03:55 AM
There must be something special in this movie that will make it extremely good because Samuel L. wouldn't be in a movie If he thought the movie was crappy. I think this will be a BIG surprise just by the way he and the other cast members are talking about it.

08-10-2006, 04:02 AM
The movie already has a cult following it'll do well in theatres. I'm pretty sure the movie isnt meant to be taken seriously. I heard Sam Jackson wouldnt let them change the title of to something less lame. And Sam Jackson has done plenty of bad movies, him being in it doesnt mean it will be good.

08-10-2006, 04:26 AM
It has to be the worst titled film of all time, i'm not optimistic about this one

08-10-2006, 04:44 AM
It has to be the worst titled film of all time, i'm not optimistic about this one

pretend it's opposite day

08-10-2006, 08:42 AM
Its so stupid it is funny.

a movie everyone will pay to see because its so stupid and Samual L. Jackson is in it.

08-10-2006, 08:54 AM
First of all, we all know there is going to be a mother/mastermind snake. The only question is, what will Samuel Jackson's final lines be? I predict:

"Hey snake...sink your teeth into this..."
"Hey snake...youre hisssstory..."

The snake is subsequently shot out of the cargo room to its death 20,000 feet below.

The End.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
08-10-2006, 10:00 AM
lol @ people not getting what's so special about this. of COURSE the title is dumb. the studio was going to change it to "Flight 147" or something, and samuel l. jackson said he would protest it if that happened. the whole appeal to the movie is the title. which is why it's going to be awesome. :D

08-10-2006, 10:02 AM
peep the badge

08-10-2006, 10:27 AM
pretend it's opposite dayIts the best titled film ever!, i'm highly optimistic about this one :D

08-10-2006, 10:30 AM
Will it be anything like Airplane! ?

Cuz I picked the wrong week....


Beyotch, there are some mutha****ing snakes on dis plane. Word.

08-10-2006, 10:31 AM
Will be anything like Airplane! ?

Cuz I picked the wrong week....


Beyotch, there are some mutha****ing snakes on dis plane. Word.what you speakin on blood?

08-10-2006, 11:19 AM
Sam Jackson interrogating the snakes.............. on a plane.

snake: hisssssssssssssssssssssss

SLJ: Hiss? Hiss aint no country I ever heard of? Do they speak english in hiss?
Hiss one more time mother ****er.......

snake:........... I'm calling my agent, this guy's a ****ing *******.

08-10-2006, 04:45 PM
You anti-Soap people kill me! What next, you don't like Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia? Why must a title and a synopsis be seperate?

08-10-2006, 04:57 PM

08-11-2006, 01:15 AM
A prequel is already in the works. Next summer, Samuel L. Jackson is Saint Patrick

I've had it with these mothaf***in snakes on this mothaf***in island!!!

Watch as he throws each snake into the ocean, singlehandedly!

08-11-2006, 05:17 PM