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greatwade
08-10-2006, 10:37 AM
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0809babes0809-ON.html

We are such a litigious society. It's nice when strippers, porn stars, club owners, and the worm can get along. The middle east could learn a LOT there...

*Nickleman sniffles

Flame
08-10-2006, 11:04 AM
On her MySpace.com page, Jameson suggests that she and Grdina are going through "a very rough time."

Myspace part of the news again...

greatwade
08-10-2006, 11:06 AM
I too went through a rough time with Jenna Jameson. But then Kathleen came back. Kathleen Yasmine Jellina http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif. Goo times.

Flame
08-10-2006, 11:11 AM
Oh what I'd do to Jenna Jameson. Ooooohhh

Baxter
08-10-2006, 11:21 AM
Oh what I'd do to Jenna Jameson. OoooohhhWhat? shes a porn star your 17.

Flame
08-10-2006, 11:22 AM
What? shes a porn star your 17.

I can dream.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 11:27 AM
I can dream.

Tell him you can spell too (you're or y'or in the vernacular).

Personally, I'd have gone with the 17 inches retort, but fight your own
damn battles. Baxter can be very, very insensitive sometimes.

BTW, she's not all that great. She's very critical.

Baxter
08-10-2006, 11:27 AM
I can dream. :D nothing wrong with that. Instead of saying What I would do to her,,,,, I want to know what can she do to me? you know she's gotta be good.

Baxter
08-10-2006, 11:28 AM
Tell him you can spell too (you're or y'or in the vernacular).

Personally, I'd have gone with the 17 inches retort, but fight your own
damn battles. Baxter can be very, very insensitive sometimes.

BTW, she's not all that great. She's very critical. Was YOUR mom my 7th grade English teacher she was a ***** like that too. YOUR :wink:

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 11:32 AM
Was YOUR mom my 7th grade English teacher she was a ***** like that too. YOUR :wink:

no, Nickles mom was a nurse.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 11:33 AM
Was YOUR mom my 7th grade English teacher she was a ***** like that too. YOUR :wink:
In fact she was. Said you picked your nose incessantly. Chronic masterbaiter too. Occasionally drooler. I still keep your file on my coffee table today.

But your Beowulf paper still rivets my houseguests to this day. Golf clap.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 11:34 AM
no, Nickles mom was a nurse.
Yeah, she worked six jobs. You have a problem with that? She wanted to make sure I had every opportunity the white kids had. And the same DVDs they did. Geez are you'yor coarse sometimes. Admin!

d-day
08-10-2006, 11:35 AM
Was YOUR mom my 7th grade English teacher she was a ***** like that too. YOUR :wink:

nope - it's yo'r - the other way is bad for your complextion

Baxter
08-10-2006, 11:35 AM
In fact she was. Said you picked your nose incessantly. Chronic masterbaiter too. Occasionally drooler. I still keep your file on my coffee table today.

But your Beowulfpaper still rivets my houseguests to this day. Golf clap. I believed you up till the Beowulf part.

d-day
08-10-2006, 11:36 AM
In fact she was. Said you picked your nose incessantly. Chronic masterbaiter too. Occasionally drooler. I still keep your file on my coffee table today.

But your Beowulf paper still rivets my houseguests to this day. Golf clap.

yo'r... crater face

Baxter
08-10-2006, 11:36 AM
nope - it's yo'r - the other way is bad for your complextion???? So does anyone have a guide to tell me when I should say Your or yo'r

greatwade
08-10-2006, 11:37 AM
Moderator, could you please get this thread back onto topic. When I start a thread about assaulting strippers, I expect them to delve into a discussion about said assualts or stippers or Rodman, or porn. Not my mothers' occupations or a grammar rodeo to break out. What sort of busch league forum you running here? I expect this crap at CanesHeaven.com but not here.

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 11:38 AM
Yeah, she worked six jobs. You have a problem with that? She wanted to make sure I had every opportunity the white kids had. And the same DVDs they did. Geez are you'yor coarse sometimes. Admin!

one job was planting tulips....

get that shelf for yo'r DVD's yet?

Baxter
08-10-2006, 11:39 AM
Moderator, could you please get this thread back onto topic. When I start a thread about assaulting strippers, I expect them to delve into a discussion about said assualts or stippers or Rodman, or porn. Not my mothers' occupations or a grammar rodeo to break out. What sort of busch league forum you running here? I expect this crap at CanesHeaven.com but not here. We will get back on topic when I know the rest of yo'r mothers jobs? Was she a stripper? is that why you started this thread?

greatwade
08-10-2006, 11:42 AM
one job was planting tulips....

get that shelf for yo'r DVD's yet?

shelf is for the flat screen & 5.1 sound. Most of those DVD's are not of
the sort you'd want to display, winkwink. And no, not yet.

:spam: this thread I guess. Geez.

d-day
08-10-2006, 11:47 AM
We will get back on topic when I know the rest of yo'r mothers jobs? Was she a stripper? is that why you started this thread?

his mom goes to college

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 11:55 AM
shelf is for the flat screen & 5.1 sound. Most of those DVD's are not of
the sort you'd want to display, winkwink. And no, not yet.

:spam: this thread I guess. Geez.

yeah, I hat eadmitting I like Fried Green Tomatos, Riding in cars with boys, and Stealing Magnolia...

speaking of which, can I barrow driving miss daisy? I promise I'll give it back, I'll have to, you put your name on all your DVD's in black perment marker. like your tighty whities.

Let's hit a strip club tonight? are you down?

d-day
08-10-2006, 12:01 PM
yeah, I hat eadmitting I like Fried Green Tomatos, Riding in cars with boys, and Stealing Magnolia...

speaking of which, can I barrow driving miss daisy? I promise I'll give it back, I'll have to, you put your name on all your DVD's in black perment marker. like your tighty whities.

Let's hit a strip club tonight? are you down?

spray's first crush... goo times - he's just gonna break yo'r heart, spray - that's why they call them crushes - if they were easy, they'd call them something else

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 12:59 PM
spray's first crush... goo times - he's just gonna break yo'r heart, spray - that's why they call them crushes - if they were easy, they'd call them something else

I'm hoping he will crush me, then I can become a whore, if I can't have him, then I'll have everybody else who wants me!

greatwade
08-10-2006, 01:13 PM
freggin weirdos. The article, the article.

Anyways, the DVD shelf just arrived. Anybody in the boca area good at putting things together? Asian preferrably.

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 01:15 PM
freggin weirdos. The article, the article.

Anyways, the DVD shelf just arrived. Anybody in the boca area good at putting things together? Asian preferrably.

what should I wear?

tips are my salary.

d-day
08-10-2006, 01:29 PM
what should I wear?

tips are my salary.

don't worry about the clothes - just concentrate on the footwear and don't forget to bring a thermos!

d-day
08-10-2006, 01:31 PM
freggin weirdos. The article, the article.

Anyways, the DVD shelf just arrived. Anybody in the boca area good at putting things together? Asian preferrably.

i really feel that article was an incredible piece about contemporary American society... i mean, Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

greatwade
08-10-2006, 01:52 PM
don't worry about the clothes - just concentrate on the footwear and don't forget to bring a thermos! again, LOL. Roll you are on! This FH/CH is like crack to me!!!

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 01:58 PM
again, LOL. Roll you are on! This FH/CH is like crack to me!!!

that's it, I want a trade... I apriciate all you've done for me but I'm just to depressed.

I'm broke, but at least my truck is all paid for and I'm living comfortably in a hotel room with my g/f... Sure I have all the talent in the world, but I'm looking for a fresh start somewhere new...

time to go for a jog around the block, I'm typing this from my cousins house.

d-day
08-10-2006, 02:00 PM
can we stay here for a bit? all that automerging doubleposting is giving me cramps

greatwade
08-10-2006, 02:00 PM
that's it, I want a trade... I apriciate all you've done for me but I'm just to depressed.

I'm broke, but at least my truck is all paid for and I'm living comfortably in a hotel room with my g/f... Sure I have all the talent in the world, but I'm looking for a fresh start somewhere new...

time to go for a jog around the block, I'm typing this from my cousins house.
I think you'll need a new thread for that. So I can't call CANESUCKS a douchchuggingthundercunt, but we can vere THIS far off topic. CH is the wild wild west I get. That's what you get w/ The Mor running the place.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 02:01 PM
can we stay here for a bit? all that automerging doubleposting is giving me cramps 3am sir. This is my stripper thread thankuverymuch.

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 02:04 PM
I think you'll need a new thread for that. So I can't call CANESUCKS a douchchuggingthundercunt, but we can vere THIS far off topic. CH is the wild wild west I get. That's what you get w/ The Mor running the place.

you reached a new low... not only are you not staying on topic for the thread, but now you're not even staying on topic for the right site.

d-day
08-10-2006, 02:05 PM
you reached a new low... not only are you not staying on topic for the thread, but now you're not even staying on topic for the right site.

he's autotopic doublesiting

greatwade
08-10-2006, 02:08 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2008/05/image6-1.jpg

I've become what I fear most. Forgiveness?

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 02:21 PM
http://thelastminute.typepad.com/blog/images/image-6.jpg

I've become what I fear most. Forgiveness?

look on the brightside

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

drat!

give me a second to host it...

d-day
08-10-2006, 02:28 PM
look on the brightside

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h111/vamix2000/******likesu.jpg

drat!

give me a second to host it...

:grouplaug - you're a total ******.

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 02:30 PM
:grouplaug - you're a total ******.

My kid gets away with more at his pre-school than I do on this site.

d-day
08-10-2006, 02:34 PM
My kid gets away with more at his pre-school than I do on this site.

No Spray, I think you're just acting selfish and immature.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 02:44 PM
My kid gets away with more at his pre-school than I do on this site.

I seriously hope not. Those blue mats would ALL be sticking together...

d-day
08-10-2006, 02:49 PM
I seriously hope not. Those blue mats would ALL be sticking together...

maple syrup man... it's a total bummer

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 02:51 PM
No Spray, I think you're just acting selfish and immature.

well that's how I am... Trade me ok, I don't see myself playing for FH anymore.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 02:54 PM
well that's how I am... Trade me ok, I don't see myself playing for FH anymore.

I'll pay your way then

greatwade
08-10-2006, 02:54 PM
I keep my ******* fresh/clean

d-day
08-10-2006, 02:55 PM
well that's how I am... Trade me ok, I don't see myself playing for FH anymore.

i'm sorry cleveland - can i still call you cleaver? - i don't think i can sleep tonight if we don't dirty talk a little now - so... be a sport and tell me you'll lie on me, okay?

tucker
08-10-2006, 02:59 PM
Oh what I'd do to Jenna Jameson. Ooooohhhits not like she'd fill anything..you could prolly fit your whole head up there....SERIOUSLY

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 03:01 PM
i'm sorry cleveland - can i still call you cleaver? - i don't think i can sleep tonight if we don't dirty talk a little now - so... be a sport and tell me you'll lie on me, okay?

you get nothing in bed tonight, maybe I'll cut you with my toe nails if your lucky!

d-day
08-10-2006, 03:05 PM
you get nothing in bed tonight, maybe I'll cut you with my toe nails if your lucky!

how about $30 and i'll bring the pillows

greatwade
08-10-2006, 03:05 PM
its not like she'd fill anything..you could prolly fit your whole head up there....SERIOUSLY

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/08/105557112_93ccff6d89_m-1.jpg

I have a really big head.

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 03:05 PM
its not like she'd fill anything..you could prolly fit your whole head up there....SERIOUSLY

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/08/Beetlejuice-1.jpg

greatwade
08-10-2006, 03:10 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f89/cerverainsa/Beetlejuice.jpggawd that pic never fails to turn me on

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 03:12 PM
gawd that pic never fails to turn me on

did you type this reply with your left hand only?

greatwade
08-10-2006, 03:16 PM
did you type this reply with your left hand only?

I thought somewhere in the TOS its says you don't have to divuldge your typing instrument.

You really want to know??

greatwade
08-10-2006, 03:17 PM
65 words per second too

/automerge off

d-day
08-10-2006, 03:27 PM
I thought somewhere in the TOS its says you don't have to divuldge your typing instrument.

You really want to know??

depends - what are you wearing...?

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 03:31 PM
I thought somewhere in the TOS its says you don't have to divuldge your typing instrument.

You really want to know??

no, I was just trying to give you the attention your father never gave you.

greatwade
08-10-2006, 03:39 PM
no, I was just trying to give you the attention your father never gave you.

*hits home with Jimmy

Spray Mucus
08-10-2006, 03:51 PM
/me hit jimmys mom :hump: