View Full Version : Espn has a lot of morons

08-14-2006, 05:57 PM
"1. Joey Harrington, QB, MIA -- You just took one of the worst quarterbacks in football with your first pick. The other team owners in your league will laugh at you. Mock you. Call you stupid. But you'll just sit there in silence, staring straight ahead with a subtle but confident grin on your face. And soon they won't know how to react. Why are you smiling like that? Why aren't you responding to their taunts? Do you know something they don't? Is Harrington getting the starting job in Miami over Daunte Culpepper? Is Miami coach Nick Saban installing a pass-happy offense? Are they woefully unprepared for the draft? Congratulations. With one pick you've taken total control of the entire draft. Now they are all putty in your hands."


top fantasy pick. wow. thats all i can say. wow

Dol-Fan Dupree
08-14-2006, 05:58 PM
it is a joke

08-14-2006, 05:59 PM
it is a joke

the whole article was a joke yes.

Dol-Fan Dupree
08-14-2006, 06:02 PM
9. Jon Kitna, QB, DET -- Sure, Kitna is not an accurate passer. But Detroit's receivers run very imprecise routes. The combination could results in tons of coincidental completions.

See that is funny

Adam First
08-14-2006, 06:06 PM
13. Steven Jackson, RB, STL -- Reports out of camp say the Rams are trying out this crazy new play where the quarterback takes the snap from center, turns sideways and places the ball into the arms of the running back, who then proceeds to run forward with the ball down the field through holes that his linemen create for him by blocking the onrushing opponent. It's apparently pretty revolutionary or, at the very least, something that hasn't been seen in St. Louis since way back before Mike Martz arrived.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

08-14-2006, 06:11 PM
17. Willis McGahee, RB, BUF -- Willis McGahee has said in the past that he's the best running back in the NFL. Now I can't say for sure if that's true because I've rarely seen the Bills play since they're never on national television due to being awful -- which is thanks, in part, to having a wildly underperforming starting running back. So I'll just have to take this McGahee fellow at his word and pick him high.


08-14-2006, 06:14 PM
DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the award-winning sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He is also a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and Fantasy Sports Monthly, and has written for The Onion and Cracked.

It's a good word, isn't it?

08-14-2006, 06:16 PM
top fantasy pick. wow. thats all i can say. wow

wow is what I was thinking also but it isnt aimed at ESPN

08-14-2006, 06:21 PM
wow is what I was thinking also but it isnt aimed at ESPN


08-14-2006, 06:23 PM
Bah I posted this in the Depths.Yes it is funny.I love the 2 bengal ones.

08-14-2006, 06:32 PM
I knew it was satire, but to call Joey the 'worst' QB was a bit outlandish. There are far worse QBs than Joey.

08-14-2006, 06:56 PM
23. Maurice Clarett, RB -- It's very unlikely he'll see an NFL field this season or any other season, but since you're already stocked at running back by now it's worth taking a flier on Clarett just for fun. He's so desperate for a job in football -- he was planning to play for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen of the Eastern Indoor Football League before his recent arrest -- he'll probably agree to show up at your draft if you give him a heads-up that he'll be selected (and if you can help him meet bail). Your friends will think it's pretty cool if you get a former college star to come by the house, making it a draft to remember. Just be sure to have some mace and a stun gun handy if Clarett gets unruly.