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retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:03 PM
(8/14/2006) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," WorstTrollEver told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. WorstTrollEver and his homosexual partner, ThePats, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped BradyGodofFags, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, ThePats shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve BradyGodofFags but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in ThePats' colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited WorstTrollEver's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up ThePats' colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."
WorstTrollEver suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while ThePats suffered first and second degree burns to his an*s and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, BradyGodofFags the gerbil did not survive the incident.


:lol: The truth is out there.

like2god
08-15-2006, 01:07 PM
(8/14/2006) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," WorstTrollEver told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. WorstTrollEver and his homosexual partner, ThePats, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped BradyGodofFags, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, ThePats shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve BradyGodofFags but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in ThePats' colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited WorstTrollEver's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up ThePats' colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."
WorstTrollEver suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while ThePats suffered first and second degree burns to his an*s and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, BradyGodofFags the gerbil did not survive the incident.


:lol: The truth is out there.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

My only question is.......where is Alwilson in all of this?

Great stuff opfin.

:lol:

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Alex44
08-15-2006, 01:11 PM
Where do you get your info :shakeno:

It wasnt a gerbil it was a hamster, get your facts straight :lol:

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:11 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

My only question is.......where is Alwilson in all of this?

Great stuff opfin.

:lol:

.He had ThePats position, but since he was banned I changed it.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:12 PM
Where do you get your info :shakeno:

It wasnt a gerbil it was a hamster, get your facts straight :lol::lol: Or was it a ferret?

like2god
08-15-2006, 01:19 PM
He had ThePats position, but since he was banned I changed it.
:lol:

I thought he was jerking off in the corner.

What do I know. :confused2

:lol:

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Mike13
08-15-2006, 01:24 PM
I assume this was a Patsie fan only gathering, because Blurch, Kinzua and pacfinictic weren't there.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:26 PM
:lol:

I thought he was jerking off in the corner.

What do I know. :confused2

:lol:

.My bad. He was, into a dixie cup.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:27 PM
I assume this was a Patsie fan only gathering, because Blurch, Kinzua and pacfinictic weren't there.'Patriot Games':lol:

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:28 PM
Where do you get your info :shakeno:

It wasnt a gerbil it was a hamster, get your facts straight :lol:It scares me that you claim to know this.:confused:

like2god
08-15-2006, 01:32 PM
I assume this was a Patsie fan only gathering, because Blurch, Kinzua and pacfinictic weren't there.

Ahh, but Al jumped ship when he lost the smack competition, remember? He said he was a Pansies fan.

He is a Brontriots fan, and soon he will be rooting for the Steelers and Dolphins too, so he will be a Dolbronsteeltriots fan. Alwilson is such a clever guy, isn't he? :shakeno: :lol:

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retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 01:38 PM
Ahh, but Al jumped ship when he lost the smack competition, remember? He said he was a Pansies fan.

He is a Brontriots fan, and soon he will be rooting for the Steelers and Dolphins too, so he will be a Dolbronsteeltriots fan. Alwilson is such a clever guy, isn't he? :shakeno: :lol:

.He is the definition of schmuck.

like2god
08-15-2006, 01:45 PM
He is the definition of schmuck.

Aren't they all??? :wink:

FLOUNDER
08-15-2006, 02:12 PM
Actually, al wilson is the defination of a "Tea-bag reciever" ...lol

like2god
08-15-2006, 02:14 PM
Actually, al wilson is the defination of a "Tea-bag reciever" ...lolAren't they all??? :lol:

FLOUNDER
08-15-2006, 02:22 PM
Aren't they all??? :lol:

Mostly, but they play co*k paper scissors to see who will be the "giver"..lol

FinFrenzy
08-15-2006, 03:10 PM
:lol: Or was it a ferret?


Naw I heard he out grew the ferret, it was a cat....:lol:

FinFrenzy
08-15-2006, 03:12 PM
It scares me that you claim to know this.:confused:


I believe Alex was making a play at a thread where I posted a pic of hamster as blo's significant other. And Blo was only upset because I called it a Gerbil.

Colorado Dolfan
08-15-2006, 03:34 PM
Naw I heard he out grew the ferret, it was a cat....:lol:

How else was he gonne get the gerbil out? :lol:

EBMisfit
08-15-2006, 04:14 PM
How else was he gonne get the gerbil out? :lol:That would explain the elephant.

FinFrenzy
08-15-2006, 04:22 PM
That would explain the elephant.


:lol:

EBMisfit
08-15-2006, 04:40 PM
:lol:They just need a bigger tube, that's all.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 05:13 PM
I believe Alex was making a play at a thread where I posted a pic of hamster as blo's significant other. And Blo was only upset because I called it a Gerbil.:lol: wheew!

icephinfan
08-15-2006, 05:36 PM
It scares me that you claim to know this.:confused:

I was thinking the samething.:lol:

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 05:41 PM
They just need a bigger tube, that's all.PVC pipe?

PatsRNada
08-15-2006, 06:43 PM
The Patriots' Dubious Dynasty is very pathetic methinks

It is highly unlikely they will fluke themselves to the top
Look no futher than their paper-thin Super Bowl victories

:cooldude:

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 06:48 PM
The Patriots' Dubious Dynasty is very pathetic methinks

It is highly unlikely they will fluke themselves to the top
Look no futher than their paper-thin Super Bowl victories

:cooldude:welcome....unless this is another devious attempt by Al to infiltrate our camp.

like2god
08-15-2006, 06:48 PM
The Patriots' Dubious Dynasty is very pathetic methinks

It is highly unlikely they will fluke themselves to the top
Look no futher than their paper-thin Super Bowl victories

:cooldude:

:lurk:

icephinfan
08-15-2006, 06:49 PM
The Patriots' Dubious Dynasty is very pathetic methinks

It is highly unlikely they will fluke themselves to the top
Look no futher than their paper-thin Super Bowl victories

:cooldude:



:hmmm:

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 06:50 PM
:lurk:reverse Opie!!!

like2god
08-15-2006, 06:52 PM
reverse Opie!!!

opfin.......YOUR AVY IS BACK!!!

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FinFrenzy
08-15-2006, 06:53 PM
opfin.......YOUR AVY IS BACK!!!

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I was just thinking the same thing...does thepats still have his??

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 06:54 PM
I was just thinking the same thing...does thepats still have his??naw l2g scared him :boohoo:

WorstTrollEver
08-15-2006, 06:55 PM
The Patriots' Dubious Dynasty is very pathetic methinks

It is highly unlikely they will fluke themselves to the top
Look no futher than their paper-thin Super Bowl victories

:cooldude:

Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!

icephinfan
08-15-2006, 06:55 PM
I was just thinking the same thing...does thepats still have his??

Yeah, he does, ThePats was in spam talking more non-sense.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 06:57 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!Like flies on sh*t

FinFrenzy
08-15-2006, 07:01 PM
I am respected by all!


Sh!t and p!ss come together......:shakeno:

like2god
08-15-2006, 07:14 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!

Yeah I heard the guys at N.A.M.B.L.A. really think you are a hero.

EBMisfit
08-15-2006, 07:16 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!
Trying to go for the insanity plea in your upcoming pedophilia trial, are you?

icephinfan
08-15-2006, 07:17 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!


Yep you sure are!!!!
http://www.wegotbruce.com/Village%20People.jpg

(http://www.wegotbruce.com/Village%20People.jpg)

like2god
08-15-2006, 07:19 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!


Yep you sure are!!!!
http://www.wegotbruce.com/Village%20People.jpg

(http://www.wegotbruce.com/Village%20People.jpg)

That would explain a lot.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 07:25 PM
[quote=icephinfan]

That would explain a lot.A pic is worth a thousand words.

WorstTrollEver
08-15-2006, 07:45 PM
I gotta admit, after reading the crap from the Los Loser Boys I have new respect for Spidey!

At least he talked about football.

The Los Loser Boys never talk about football.

They have ruined this forum for everyone!!

Mike13
08-15-2006, 07:46 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!

It looks like you're off your meds.



I gotta admit, after reading the crap from the Los Loser Boys I have new respect for Spidey!

At least he talked about football.

The Los Loser Boys never talk about football.

They have ruined this forum for everyone!!


The thing is that you don't want to talk football, all you do is come to the depths to make an a$$ of yourself.

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 07:48 PM
I gotta admit, after reading the crap from the Los Loser Boys I have new respect for Spidey!

At least he talked about football.

The Los Loser Boys never talk about football.

They have ruined this forum for everyone!!:rolleyes2 Little boy. Go back to Patsieland. How's your nose?

like2god
08-15-2006, 07:51 PM
I gotta admit, after reading the crap from the Los Loser Boys I have new respect for Spidey!

At least he talked about football.

The Los Loser Boys never talk about football.

They have ruined this forum for everyone!!

We ruined a forum, you ruined little kids lives.

Turn yourself in, pedophile

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icephinfan
08-15-2006, 07:54 PM
I gotta admit, after reading the crap from the Los Loser Boys I have new respect for Spidey!

At least he talked about football.

The Los Loser Boys never talk about football.

They have ruined this forum for everyone!!

LEAVE THE LITTLE KIDS ALONE!!!!!!!

PatsRNada
08-15-2006, 07:54 PM
Has the legendary Spidey joined FH?

Or is this a fake?

It could be the real one. It seems everyone is following me over here.

I am respected by all!

You again Patty Troll?

Did you bring your friend PatsRLosers with you
Even though his football knowledge is lacking
Did you even bring your friend al the whiny fool?

:cooldude:

like2god
08-15-2006, 07:55 PM
You again Patty Troll?

Did you bring your friend PatsRLosers with you
Even though his football knowledge is lacking
Did you even bring your friend al the whiny fool?

:cooldude:

AL in disguise again. :shakeno:

PatsRNada
08-15-2006, 07:59 PM
AL in disguise again. :shakeno:

No, friend.


Al I am not
I'm here to talk about the Patriots and their dubious Dynasty
That is, only 9 points separate their Super Bowl victories
Patty trolls have trouble understanding such things

:cooldude:

like2god
08-15-2006, 08:00 PM
No, friend.


Al I am not
I'm here to talk about the Patriots and their dubious Dynasty
That is, only 9 points separate their Super Bowl victories
Patty trolls have trouble understanding such things

:cooldude:

Where are you from? I would like to do a little research if you don't mind.

Just to make sure :wink:

PatsRNada
08-15-2006, 08:08 PM
Where are you from? I would like to do a little research if you don't mind.

Just to make sure :wink:

Me?

I was previously on the Colts board
Before that I spent time in Broncomania
Unfortunately the Patty Trolls got me banned
How I despise them...

:cooldude:

Mike13
08-15-2006, 08:09 PM
Me?

I was previously on the Colts board
Before that I spent time in Broncomania
Unfortunately the Patty Trolls got me banned
How I despise them...

:cooldude:

And who does number 2 work for?

like2god
08-15-2006, 08:10 PM
Me?

I was previously on the Colts board
Before that I spent time in Broncomania
Unfortunately the Patty Trolls got me banned
How I despise them...

:cooldude:

Sorry bro, but Al has soured me on new guys. He has created so many usernames on different boards. :shakeno: I have to check them out before I greet them.

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retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 08:11 PM
AL in disguise again. :shakeno:Maybe, but Al was such a whiny b*stard I don't think he'd diss himself. He was too arrogant.

PatsRNada
08-15-2006, 08:20 PM
I see that Best Homer-Gomer Ever WorstTrollEver is here
What a whiny Patty fan he is-
And then PatsRLosers
Of course the third goon from the moon
Al W:Stupid as a Brick

What a dofus dork trio...:shakeno:

I want to talk football
With non-Patty Trolls

:cooldude:

WorstTrollEver
08-15-2006, 08:21 PM
Me?

I was previously on the Colts board
Before that I spent time in Broncomania
Unfortunately the Patty Trolls got me banned
How I despise them...

:cooldude:

You got yourself banned Spidey w/ your flagrant disregard for the Code of Conduct.

But don’t worry, there’s no Code of Conduct here. This place is loaded with the same smelly $hitt you spewed all over Broncomania!

The Los Loser Boys will love the smelly $hitt you spew. They’re like pigs. They’re gonna enjoy rolling in your $hitt!

PatsRNada
08-15-2006, 08:26 PM
You got yourself banned Spidey w/ your flagrant disregard for the Code of Conduct.

But don’t worry, there’s no Code of Conduct here. This place is loaded with the same smelly $hitt you spewed all over Broncomania!

The Los Loser Boys will love the smelly $hitt you spew. They’re like pigs. They’re gonna enjoy rolling in your $hitt!

More nonesense from another Patty Troll
Where's your friend?
PatsRLosers, he was a riot:o

It was you Pansies that got me banned
For life, until death do us part-
Yours that is

:cooldude:

like2god
08-15-2006, 08:30 PM
You got yourself banned Spidey w/ your flagrant disregard for the Code of Conduct.

But don’t worry, there’s no Code of Conduct here. This place is loaded with the same smelly $hitt you spewed all over Broncomania!

The Los Loser Boys will love the smelly $hitt you spew. They’re like pigs. They’re gonna enjoy rolling in your $hitt!

:lol:

Is this your grade A smack that you are bragging about?

sounds more like the delusional ramblings of a pedophile.

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Mike13
08-15-2006, 08:31 PM
You got yourself banned Spidey w/ your flagrant disregard for the Code of Conduct.

But don’t worry, there’s no Code of Conduct here. This place is loaded with the same smelly $hitt you spewed all over Broncomania!

The Los Loser Boys will love the smelly $hitt you spew. They’re like pigs. They’re gonna enjoy rolling in your $hitt!

Its called the TOS over here maybe thats why you haven't noticed it, or you are just that stupid anyway, keep fu#cking around and you are as good as gone. Not that anyone here would miss you.

like2god
08-15-2006, 08:32 PM
Its called the TOS over here maybe thats why you havent noticed it, or you are just that stupid anyway, keep fu#cking around and you are as good as gone. Not that anyone here would miss you.

Hey 456, he calls it Code of Conduct because he likes to say that the C0CK is his bible. :lol:

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Mike13
08-15-2006, 08:35 PM
Hey 456, he calls it Code of Conduct because he likes to say that the C0CK is his bible. :lol:

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I'm sure he preaches his "bible" to he little kids he molests.

WorstTrollEver
08-15-2006, 08:35 PM
Hey 456, he calls it Code of Conduct because he likes to say that the C0CK is his bible. :lol:

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You're a gorky looking 27 year old virgin!

Hey Los Loser Boys: You're fearless leader has never experienced the sweet warmth of a pu$$y!

like2god
08-15-2006, 08:42 PM
You're a gorky looking 27 year old virgin!

Hey Los Loser Boys: You're fearless leader has never experienced the sweet warmth of a pu$$y!


:shakeno: :shakeno: :shakeno:

How sad.

And you're right, I never felt your version of a pu$$y (little boys @ssholes). I would never even think of molesting young boys. You are a pervert, plain and simple.

:shakeno: :shakeno: :shakeno:

Colorado Dolfan
08-15-2006, 08:55 PM
:shakeno: :shakeno: :shakeno:

How sad.

And you're right, I never felt your version of a pu$$y (little boys @ssholes). I would never even think of molesting young boys. You are a pervert, plain and simple.

:shakeno: :shakeno: :shakeno:

...and your sig, WeakestToolEver... Wishing LLB was on their knees... :shakeno:

Absolutely disgusting...:sidelol:

Tool.

like2god
08-15-2006, 09:00 PM
...and your sig, WeakestToolEver... Wishing LLB was on their knees... :shakeno:

Absolutely disgusting...:sidelol:

Tool.

Have you seen his blog?

He actually posted adult links for kids to find and use. :shakeno:

http://worsttrollever.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_worsttrollever_archive.html

:shakeno:

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retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 09:01 PM
You're a gorky looking 27 year old virgin!

Hey Los Loser Boys: You're fearless leader has never experienced the sweet warmth of a pu$$y!

I say again, a ten year old boy's a$$hole does not count. :shakeno:

Colorado Dolfan
08-15-2006, 10:25 PM
Have you seen his blog?

He actually posted adult links for kids to find and use. :shakeno:

http://worsttrollever.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_worsttrollever_archive.html

:shakeno:

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I have... I think we may have the same "unknown benefactor" of forbidden knowledge... :D

WorstTrollEver
08-15-2006, 10:32 PM
Have you seen his blog?

He actually posted adult links for kids to find and use. :shakeno:

http://worsttrollever.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_worsttrollever_archive.html

:shakeno:

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Yes, the link is called Boobs Butts and Shoulders. It’s a great site to test one’s skills about female anatomy.

I heard L2G took the test and performed terribly.


It must be tough for someone who has never looked at a naked female.


You see, your fearless leader is a gorky


27 year old virgin!!

like2god
08-15-2006, 10:33 PM
I have... I think we may have the same "unknown benefactor" of forbidden knowledge... :D:wink:

like2god
08-15-2006, 10:36 PM
27 year old virgin!!

:sidelol:

If you only knew how wrong you were....:lol:

Your smack is as weak as your wrists pedophile.

I am honestly thinking about turning you in. You are a ****ing freak. Even if your blog was a joke, it isn't funny. You don't joke about that ****. :shakeno:

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retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 10:44 PM
27 year old virgin!!
PIE F*CKER!!!:lol:

Colorado Dolfan
08-15-2006, 10:48 PM
:sidelol:

If you only knew how wrong you were....:lol:

Your smack is as weak as your wrists pedophile.

I am honestly thinking about turning you in. You are a ****ing freak. Even if your blog was a joke, it isn't funny. You don't joke about that ****. :shakeno:

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http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:lol:

like2god
08-15-2006, 10:51 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Rynae99/own3d.gif

:lol::lol:

I'll have to pm you my source. Check your pm's tomorrow, bro. :lol:

I'm leaving guys, have a good one.

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retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 10:57 PM
:lol:

I'll have to pm you my source. Check your pm's tomorrow, bro. :lol:

I'm leaving guys, have a good one.

.later

retired opfinistic
08-15-2006, 10:59 PM
From WorstFagEver's blog:


Hi Folks and welcome to my blog.

I have obtained exclusive photos of Giveemlove’s breasts and they are succulent! These photos were obtained when she presented her boobies to PatsR.

As you can see, GEM’s breasts are big and firm and are perfectly shaped.

I’m currently in the process of obtaining photos of her buttocks and should have these shortly.

Attention kiddies: Boobies are the things that mommies use to give you nutrients when you were babies. It’s my pleasure giving you this lesson on anatomy and nutrition!

Have a great day folks!!

Things that make you go hmmm....

EBMisfit
08-16-2006, 12:00 AM
From WorstFagEver's blog:


Things that make you go hmmm....Makes you wonder how much he/she/it loves his/her/its (imaginary) wife, to not only be ogling other women, but then brag about it on the internet. Not that I'd want to see alwingnut's manboobs, but if you think he/she/it is so pretty as you say, WhiniestTrollEver, then shouldn't it be his/her/its manboobs that you display on your blog?

EBMisfit
08-16-2006, 12:11 AM
Yes, the link is called Boobs Butts and Shoulders. It’s a great site to test one’s skills about female anatomy.

I heard L2G took the test and performed terribly.


It must be tough for someone who has never looked at a naked female.


You see, your fearless leader is a gorky


27 year old virgin!!
:shakeno:You'd think that WhiniestTrollEver would have learned from BradyGayofFag's example that reusing weak, unfunny material does not make it any better the second time, but considering that he/she/it is a kindergarten dropout, maybe his/her/its inability to learn new things isn't all that surprising.

EBMisfit
08-16-2006, 12:31 AM
You got yourself banned Spidey w/ your flagrant disregard for the Code of Conduct.He disregarded your COC(K)? No wonder you didn't want him around.

EBMisfit
08-16-2006, 12:51 AM
The Los Loser Boys never talk about football.And here's an example of L2G, Mr. Pompous Arse himself, not talking football to BwanaZulia (NY Jets Draft Blunders. (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=147805)):


It keeps getting better and better.

All those blunders and we still end up beating you. ;)

Don't count on it or bet any money :wink:

On a serious side note, I actually think the Jets did a good job in this years draft. They have rebuilt their oline and drafted the 2nd best QB in this years draft. Bright future for them.

Back to the troll bashing. :D
As they say, the future is NOW.
I have seen you on JetsInsider and you might know that I am very respectful in my posts there, but this is the depths of FH and I am not working under the same rules as I am at JI. Just a heads up :wink:

I actually think you guys are heading in the right direction and think that a record of 7-9 could be in your future this year. I think that the most important thing for you guys this year is developing your young Oline and Qb. But I don't doubt for one minute that you guys will be back in the hunt in a year or two, which is more that I can say for the Jills. :lol:
I understand the depths, I have been here for almost 2 years. :)



It is the right direction, but I think building for for 2/3 years down the road just leads to always building.

You have to be competitive every year and get a little lucky to get into the playoffs, win a few games and maybe make the big show.
Glad to have you aboard :D

Fair enough, but a lot will depend on Penningtons recovery. Ramsey took a mental beating during his stay in Washington and even though I feel that Clemens will be a very good starter, he isn't going to help you much this year.
Agreed, about Chad. I believe he will be ready to go. 5 more months than he had last year.

Also, the bears didn't need anything in a QB to get to the playoffs last year.

The dolphins had two scrubs and went 9-7.

The steelers had a two year rookie and won the Superbowl.

Brady came off the bench to win his first Super Bowl.

A great QB can make a good team better, but a great team can make an average QB great.
I see your points and agree to an extent.

Brady and Big Ben were exceptions to the rule, that doesn't happen everytime a starting Qb goes down to injury. Situations like that only happen once every 5 to 10 years and shouldn't be counted upon to happen when your team is facing an injury to your QB.

And I think Chad will be just fine, I live in NY and read all of the newspapers and it looks good for him. I really hope that he is 100% by opening day, and that both teams are 100% when they play head to head. It's so much more fun to watch a game when all of the best players are out there competing with each other.

Good luck to you bro.
Well, it happened twice in 5 years.

I am not saying this is a Super Bowl caliber team, but every team has a shot, as long as it might be. Why is it that L2G seemingly has no problem "talking about football" with BZ, but not with WhiniestTrollEver? Could it be that it's because BZ isn't a whiny homer that's here to "talk football" rationally and as objectively as possible, rather than being a whiny little homer that's only here to take cheap shots at the Dolphins, like WhiniestTrollEver? Could it be that it's because of all the pathetic snot-nosed cheap shot artists that LLB was formed? Could that indicate that that means it's you, WhiniestTrollEver, along with Kidszoo, blojob, Jillsrlosers, wagoncirclejerker, blojobbaby, BradyGayofFags, ThePatsies, etc., etc., etc., that are the problem? Why, I believe it does. Maybe if you losers would actually take the time to do what BZ does, you just might find yourselves getting a similar response.

FLOUNDER
08-16-2006, 12:53 AM
WTE is the biggest tea-bagger i've ever heard of in my life!

retired opfinistic
08-16-2006, 08:47 PM
(8/14/2006) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," WorstTrollEver told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. WorstTrollEver and his homosexual partner, ThePats, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped BradyGodofFags, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, ThePats shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve BradyGodofFags but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in ThePats' colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited WorstTrollEver's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up ThePats' colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."
WorstTrollEver suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while ThePats suffered first and second degree burns to his an*s and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, BradyGodofFags the gerbil did not survive the incident.


:lol: The truth is out there.Where were you this day, Al? Watching from the closet, jerking off on your John Elway bobblehead?

retired opfinistic
08-23-2006, 02:31 PM
:lol:
What the hell, I thought BGOF died form bing lit on fire and shot out of The Pats's *******?Bump

EBMisfit
08-23-2006, 02:44 PM
:lol: BumpOdd how they seem to have conveniently ignored my questions in post #80 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2725918&postcount=80).

retired opfinistic
08-23-2006, 02:52 PM
Odd how they seem to have conveniently ignored my questions in post #80 (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=2725918&postcount=80).mayhap they'll re-read and respond.



:rolleyes:

EBMisfit
08-23-2006, 02:56 PM
mayhap they'll re-read and respond.



:rolleyes:Mayhap they'll grow a single brain cell amongst the lot of them, but I wouldn't bet the house on that either. Don't they even want to tell me how much time I wasted (or they think I wasted) in doing that?

Mike13
12-05-2006, 11:43 PM
This too deserves a bump!

retired opfinistic
12-06-2006, 02:50 PM
This too deserves a bump!:lol: This was funny ****.

Jupiterfin
12-07-2006, 10:17 PM
(8/14/2006) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," WorstTrollEver told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. WorstTrollEver and his homosexual partner, ThePats, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped BradyGodofFags, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, ThePats shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve BradyGodofFags but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in ThePats' colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited WorstTrollEver's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up ThePats' colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."
WorstTrollEver suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while ThePats suffered first and second degree burns to his an*s and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, BradyGodofFags the gerbil did not survive the incident.


:lol: The truth is out there.

Back to the thread, the Pats twist is nice but the origional version is hillarious. Enjoy

http://www.theresplendents.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=3465&sid=bcfd3d34df845c5c22511088aed460bd

Mike13
12-07-2006, 11:18 PM
:sidelol: