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GrieseItalian
08-22-2006, 10:30 AM
send my $10 and u can have kinzua and her friend for your next tailgate party

ThePats
08-22-2006, 10:36 AM
No thanks. :lol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 10:44 AM
:escape:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 10:56 AM
:escape:That's exactly what my advice to Alex would be.

GrieseItalian
08-22-2006, 10:57 AM
:escape:

totore kinzua will love u long time , come on man be a pal ok $5 buck for the pair :banana: :hysterikill:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 11:01 AM
totore kinzua will love u long timeOnly if he's on top. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough of him left to love long time.

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 11:20 AM
I'd rather have a hand job from Captain Hook.

Colorado Dolfan
08-22-2006, 11:38 AM
Only if he's on top. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough of him left to love long time.

He'd be so out of breath by the time he got up on top, he'd have no energy for anything.:lol:

Wouldn't even be able to slap a thigh and ride the wave in... :evil:

ThePats
08-22-2006, 11:39 AM
I'd rather have a hand job from Captain Hook. Wow you wouldnt mind a handjob from Captain Hook. You could've just said "I'd rather kill myself or something"

GrieseItalian
08-22-2006, 11:45 AM
Wow you wouldnt mind a handjob from Captain Hook. You could've just said "I'd rather kill myself or something"

or he could say : he'd:nesucks: rather be a Pats fan

like2god
08-22-2006, 11:51 AM
send my $10 and u can have kinzua and her friend for your next tailgate party

:lol:

No thanks, although I would pay to have Kinzua show up so I could bug her (?) nonstop to answer my posts. :wink:


That poor truck. :lol:


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guatemalanfan
08-22-2006, 11:56 AM
send my $10 and u can have kinzua and her friend for your next tailgate party


what?????????????????? no way!!!!

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 12:02 PM
Wow you wouldnt mind a handjob from Captain Hook. You could've just said "I'd rather kill myself or something"Idiot. Go back to pre-school and learn the difference between "I'd rather..." and "I wouldn't mind...".

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 12:52 PM
Wow you wouldnt mind a handjob from Captain Hook. You could've just said "I'd rather kill myself or something"It's called humor. Try it.

like2god
08-22-2006, 01:08 PM
Has anyone seen Kinzua's Christmas card?

http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


:eek2: :jawdrop: :egads:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 01:11 PM
Has anyone seen Kinzua's Christmas card?

http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


:eek2: :jawdrop: :egads:Oh my ****ing god!:jawdrop:

Colorado Dolfan
08-22-2006, 01:53 PM
Has anyone seen Kinzua's Christmas card?

http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


:eek2: :jawdrop: :egads:

@ss... I was eating lunch...:(

:lol:

like2god
08-22-2006, 01:55 PM
@ss... I was eating lunch...:(

:lol:

:sidelol:

That just made my day. :lol: :wink:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 01:57 PM
@ss... I was eating lunch...:(

:lol::ban: L2G?:lol:

like2god
08-22-2006, 02:01 PM
:ban: L2G?:lol:

I was earlier. :lol:

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=155185

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icephinfan
08-22-2006, 02:01 PM
Damn those PICS are terrible, how can Alex handle it?????

timbalu
08-22-2006, 02:31 PM
Kin-Soooooo-ie, you've lost weight !!! Was it Jennie Craig, Weight Watchers, or a 3-week long colonic ? :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 03:05 PM
I was earlier. :lol:

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=155185

.Impersonating Trebeck violates TOS!!!:lol:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 03:12 PM
Why do I get the feeling that this isn't a contest that Teen Beat magazine will be sponsoring any time soon?

like2god
08-22-2006, 03:12 PM
Impersonating Trebeck violates TOS!!!:lol::sidelol:

CDNPHIN
08-22-2006, 06:20 PM
"MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNN".Actually that's considered pretty Hot! in Buffallo!!!

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:23 PM
"MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNN".Actually that's considered pretty Hot! in Buffallo!!!

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:24 PM
Has anyone seen Kinzua's Christmas card?

http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


:eek2: :jawdrop: :egads:


KINZUA what have you done to yourself.....:barf:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 06:27 PM
KINZUA what have you done to yourself.....:barf:Unbelievable, how much weight she lost!!!

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 06:40 PM
Unbelievable, how much weight she lost!!!Especially in the cranial regions.

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:41 PM
Unbelievable, how much weight she lost!!!

That is true, but she needs to cover up.

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:42 PM
Especially in the cranial regions.

What Alex sees in her.....:shakeno:

like2god
08-22-2006, 06:44 PM
Unbelievable, how much weight she lost!!!


Especially in the cranial regions.

:chuckle:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 06:44 PM
That is true, but she needs to cover up.They make tents... no, make that tabernacles... that big?

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:45 PM
They make tents... no, make that tabernacles... that big?



Maybe she can borrow the big top circus tents. If they are big enough.

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 06:51 PM
Maybe she can borrow the big top circus tents. If they are big enough.Well, it/she/he is already a clown....

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 06:53 PM
What Alex sees in her.....:shakeno:Whatever it is, there certainly is a lot of her/him/it to see.

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:54 PM
Well, it/she/he is already a clown....

Oh, so they let Elephants dress up like clowns now???

like2god
08-22-2006, 06:56 PM
Oh, so they let Elephants dress up like clowns now???

Exactly, so Kinzua figured that if the elephants could fit into those clothes, she might be able to barely squeeze into them too. :lol:


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icephinfan
08-22-2006, 06:59 PM
Exactly, so Kinzua figured that if the elephants could fit into those clothes, she might be able to barely squeeze into them too. :lol:


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Well, she must have ran out of clown make-up for that X-Mas PIC then.:lol:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 07:03 PM
Exactly, so Kinzua figured that if the elephants could fit into those clothes, she might be able to barely squeeze into them too.I suddenly realized just why Kidszoo would name itself/himself/herself after a dam... nothing else in the area would be big enough for its/her/his yearly bath. Must play havoc with the environment, though, with all the water pollution that surely causes.

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 07:03 PM
What Alex sees in her.....:shakeno:Like a twig in the ocean...

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 07:14 PM
Like a twig in the ocean...Or a needle in a haystack?

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 07:16 PM
Or a needle in a haystack?She's bigger than a haystack!

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 07:23 PM
Here is a waaaaaaaaaaay before shot of KINZUA

http://asahel.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/gollum.jpg

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 07:24 PM
Here is a waaaaaaaaaaay before shot of KINZUA

http://asahel.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/gollum.jpg:confused: Way before what???:lol:

icephinfan
08-22-2006, 07:25 PM
:confused: Way before what???:lol:


Before this:
http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


The infamous X-Mas pic :lol:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 07:30 PM
Before this:
http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


The infamous X-Mas pic :lol:goddamit I looked again:lol:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 07:32 PM
:confused: Way before what???:lol:Baby pictures...

like2god
08-22-2006, 07:36 PM
goddamit I looked again:lol:

I found a pic of Justadumbnut. :wink:

http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


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FINintheMOON
08-22-2006, 07:38 PM
Need a ton of flour to roll her in to find the WET spot!!!

like2god
08-22-2006, 07:40 PM
Need a ton of flour to roll her in to find the WET spot!!!

Good luck to you bro. :lol:

EBMisfit
08-22-2006, 07:41 PM
Need a ton of flour to roll her in to find the WET spot!!!That is, if one were desperate enough to want to find it.

Colorado Dolfan
08-22-2006, 07:51 PM
Need a ton of flour to roll her in to find the WET spot!!!

You still might end up with an armpit... :sidelol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:00 PM
Only if he's on top. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough of him left to love long time.

:eek:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/mrose89/fat.jpg

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:02 PM
totore kinzua will love u long time , come on man be a pal ok $5 buck for the pair :banana: :hysterikill:

Thanks but no thanks bro...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/omgitzzkarl/dlg7iw.jpg

:barf:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 08:05 PM
I found a pic of Justadumbnut. :wink:

http://i1.tinypic.com/mhzpyg.jpg


.:sidelol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:06 PM
Drinking justadumba**style...

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/ltra/fatgirl1.jpg

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 08:08 PM
Drinking justa******* style...

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/ltra/fatgirl1.jpgStoop...please....:lol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:09 PM
Kinzua dancing...:barf:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h253/LOVATO_photos/ththAvatar-FatChickJiggling.gif

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:13 PM
Kinzua cooking...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g178/dofriel/biggirl.jpg

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 08:13 PM
Kinzua dancing...:barf:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h253/LOVATO_photos/ththAvatar-FatChickJiggling.gif:ban:



:lol:

like2god
08-22-2006, 08:13 PM
Drinking justadumba**style...

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/ltra/fatgirl1.jpg

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: @ Totore's pictures.

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 08:14 PM
Kinzua cooking...

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g178/dofriel/biggirl.jpgwtf you google? fat white trash???

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:17 PM
Kinzua making a hamburger...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/Wildfrizzmonkey/bigtasty.jpg

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 08:18 PM
Kinzua making a hamburger...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/Wildfrizzmonkey/bigtasty.jpg:lol:

that is horrible. Must be a whole head of lettuce

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:19 PM
wtf you google? fat white trash???

Yup, I just googled Kinzua:chuckle:

retired opfinistic
08-22-2006, 08:22 PM
Yup, I just googled Kinzua:chuckle: :bry:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:24 PM
Kinzua making more jills fans...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f310/megpooh/thfathump0ur.gif

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:26 PM
Kinzua dressing...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f310/megpooh/Fatgirl.jpg

Link
08-22-2006, 08:26 PM
I got just one thing to say....

:barf:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:27 PM
Kinzua modeling...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/AntonyKim/d980cb7f.jpg

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Kinzua at a party...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/xtacey20/fat.jpg

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:32 PM
Kinzua waiting for you...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i92/laurenbgregory/DarleneCates.jpg

Link
08-22-2006, 08:35 PM
STOP MAN!!! ITS TOO MUCH!!! I will barf up my kidney next!!!

:barf:

guatemalanfan
08-22-2006, 08:35 PM
Kinzua modeling...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/AntonyKim/d980cb7f.jpg

wtf :sidelol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:37 PM
STOP MAN!!! ITS TOO MUCH!!! I will barf up my kidney next!!!

:barf:

:lol:

like2god
08-22-2006, 08:37 PM
Kinzua making more jills fans...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f310/megpooh/thfathump0ur.gif


:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Bro, you're going to kill me. :lol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:38 PM
Kinzua doing exercise...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/fatgirl3.jpg

Link
08-22-2006, 08:40 PM
Kinzua doing exercise...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/fatgirl3.jpg

I am off to the hospital... :driveby: Thanks!

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:43 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Bro, you're going to kill me. :lol:

:lol:

TotoreMexico
08-22-2006, 08:44 PM
I am off to the hospital... :driveby: Thanks!

:sidelol:

guatemalanfan
08-22-2006, 08:55 PM
Kinzua doing exercise...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/fatgirl3.jpg

please mercy

Ronnie 23
08-22-2006, 09:32 PM
:sidelol:

icephinfan
08-23-2006, 12:00 AM
:lol: Totore, why do you have all those PICTURES???? :lol:

Colorado Dolfan
08-23-2006, 12:23 AM
:lol: Totore, why do you have all those PICTURES???? :lol:

:shakeno: :eek: :barf: :tsk: :club:

retired opfinistic
08-23-2006, 08:54 AM
:lol: Totore, why do you have all those PICTURES???? :lol:Nine hours later....still no answer....:confused:

Link
08-23-2006, 09:02 AM
Nine hours later....still no answer....:confused:

I don't blame him. I wouldn't be proud of having them either. :goof:

EBMisfit
08-23-2006, 12:31 PM
:lol: Totore, why do you have all those PICTURES???? :lol:Not his fault he accidently googled "kinzua" and that's what came up in images.

TotoreMexico
08-23-2006, 12:39 PM
Not his fault he accidently googled "kinzua" and that's what came up in images.

:yeahthat:

:couch:

Mike13
08-23-2006, 01:12 PM
What's intresting is that Kinzua isn't trying to defend herself.

EBMisfit
08-23-2006, 01:17 PM
What's intresting is that Kinzua isn't trying to defend herself.If she/he/it does, we're ready....















ANSWER
THE
POSTS!!!!!

icephinfan
08-23-2006, 01:55 PM
:yeahthat:

:couch:

Hey stop taking pics of Alex's lady, he won't like that.


















"Alex isn't reading this is he????":lol:

retired opfinistic
08-23-2006, 02:32 PM
Hey stop taking pics of Alex's lady, he won't like that.


















"Alex isn't reading this is he????":lol::shakeno: Alex, all the beer in the world couldn't make me.

EBMisfit
08-23-2006, 02:33 PM
Poor Kidszoo doesn't even a butterface to rely on.

Mike13
08-24-2006, 12:00 PM
Who would want to win a date with Kinzua in the first place? I guess maybe someone from Buffalo's "Pink Light District" would know of someone.

like2god
08-28-2006, 12:14 PM
Poor Kidszoo doesn't even a butterface to rely on.

No kidding. :shakeno:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/08/white_hot_fat_girl_throwing_up-1.jpg

Mike13
08-28-2006, 12:25 PM
No kidding. :shakeno:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/hbaughman/white_hot_fat_girl_throwing_up.jpg

Thats what I did when I saw that pic.

like2god
08-28-2006, 12:28 PM
Thats what I did when I saw that pic.:lol:

timbalu
08-28-2006, 01:15 PM
Kin-Sooooo-ie, or "Thump" as she was called in the third grade , and her sister "Thud" just before they became SUCKALO cheerleaders. When SUCKALO was just inches away from the first down marker these two beauties would jump up and down a couple of times to make the playing field tremble nudging the ball forward and giving SUCKALO that "first down !"
Small wonder the SUCKALO fans prefer their cheerleaders to the Dolphins' ! :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
08-28-2006, 01:16 PM
Kin-Sooooo-ie, or "Thump" as she was called in the third grade , and her sister "Thud" just before they became SUCKALO cheerleaders. When SUCKALO was just inches away from the first down marker these two beauties would jump up and down a couple of times to make the playing field tremble nudging the ball forward and giving SUCKALO that "first down !"
Small wonder the SUCKALO fans prefer their cheerleaders to the Dolphins' ! :sidelol: EARTHQUAKE!

like2god
08-28-2006, 01:25 PM
Kin-Sooooo-ie, or "Thump" as she was called in the third grade , and her sister "Thud" just before they became SUCKALO cheerleaders. When SUCKALO was just inches away from the first down marker these two beauties would jump up and down a couple of times to make the playing field tremble nudging the ball forward and giving SUCKALO that "first down !"
Small wonder the SUCKALO fans prefer their cheerleaders to the Dolphins' ! :sidelol:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Ronnie 23
08-28-2006, 01:26 PM
yo those gayfers

icephinfan
08-28-2006, 01:31 PM
yo those gayfers

Fred wants to date Kinzua.

Ronnie 23
08-28-2006, 01:34 PM
Fred wants to date Kinzua.

heys pat that part:lol:

icephinfan
08-28-2006, 01:36 PM
heys pat that part:lol:

EXACTLY!!!!!!:lol:

gillderais
02-06-2007, 07:02 AM
I am re-uppping this for the new year.

Here are the previous winners.

2005 The prize; win a date with Kinzua

http://www.warpedandtwisted.com/fatties/whalesave.jpg

2005 winner

http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/male/up-men-00004.jpg

2005 runner-up

http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/male/up-men-00142.jpg

FinaciousOne
02-06-2007, 08:49 AM
And the off season officially begins.
It's going to be a long on.
Kinzua didn't see her shadow.

Enforcerfin33
02-06-2007, 09:19 AM
EARTHQUAKE!
:lol2:

icephinfan
02-07-2007, 02:43 AM
Still a no show from Kinzua.:lol:

Capt. Dick
02-07-2007, 02:49 AM
Somebody better hurry the hell up and win this thing before the old broad passes away.:lol:

gillderais
02-07-2007, 12:12 PM
Somebody better hurry the hell up and win this thing before the old broad passes away.:lol:

http://www.vurpar.com/images/august_lions/high/Old%20Lady.jpg

Capt. Dick
02-07-2007, 12:18 PM
http://www.vurpar.com/images/august_lions/high/Old%20Lady.jpg

I rest my case.:lol:

gillderais
02-16-2007, 02:34 PM
Here are the previous winners.

2006 The prize; win a date with Kinzua

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/fathat16.jpg

2006 winner

http://files.myopera.com/Mathilda/albums/44730/thumbs/2-10.jpg_thumb.jpg

2006 runner-up

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/10745.jpg?is=325,325,0xffffff

dominizzo
02-16-2007, 03:07 PM
Kinzua is a *** and he loves Italian ****

Kinzua
02-16-2007, 06:47 PM
Kinzua is a *** and he loves Italian ****

Pay attention, paesan. It's "she", so I'm not your kind. :evil:

retired opfinistic
02-16-2007, 07:02 PM
Pay attention, paesan. It's "she", so I'm not your kind. :evil:
Maybe he said Italian taco?

bigbry
02-18-2007, 02:24 AM
Pay attention, paesan. It's "she", so I'm not your kind. :evil:

No, you are a dude. A stupid one.
BUSTED!!!!!


BB

gillderais
03-09-2007, 10:17 AM
Sign up for a new year of Kinzua dating.

http://www.warpedandtwisted.com/images/fattie1.jpg

Have fun!

Mike13
03-09-2007, 10:22 AM
Sign up for a new year of Kinzua dating.

http://www.warpedandtwisted.com/images/fattie1.jpg

Have fun!


Just out of curiosity Kinzua:

Spit, Swallow, or bite it off and eat the rest of your victim?

gillderais
03-18-2007, 04:25 PM
http://www.wernersplace.com/images/Hick%20date.jpg

Enforcerfin33
03-18-2007, 05:47 PM
Does this date include a pooper scooper to clean up after her?:D

gillderais
04-15-2007, 10:58 AM
Does this date include a pooper scooper to clean up after her?:D

It looks like you are going to need that pooper scooper. :chuckle:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/04/fat_lady_bikini-1.jpg

Enforcerfin33
04-15-2007, 11:08 PM
It looks like you are going to need that pooper scooper. :chuckle:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h305/RosieJA/fat_lady_bikini.jpg
oh dear lord....why do I click on the links you disturbing *******s find???:lol:

retired opfinistic
04-16-2007, 10:42 AM
oh dear lord....why do I click on the links you disturbing *******s find???:lol:

Gives you some 'shower' material.

Enforcerfin33
04-16-2007, 10:56 AM
Gives you some 'shower' material.
:barf:

Kinzua
04-16-2007, 12:42 PM
oh dear lord....why do I click on the links you disturbing *******s find???:lol:

' Cause you're a really slow learner? :lol:

Enforcerfin33
04-16-2007, 01:21 PM
' Cause you're a really slow learner? :lol:
well, I know I need flour for a date with you so I'm learning faster.....:wink:

Mike13
04-16-2007, 02:06 PM
oh dear lord....why do I click on the links you disturbing *******s find???:lol:

Because a sick part of you likes it.

Enforcerfin33
04-17-2007, 08:32 AM
Because a sick part of you likes it.
NOOOOOO!!!!!:lol:

SabanHater
04-17-2007, 11:17 AM
Kinzua trying to put het pants on in the morning.:sidelol:

Enforcerfin33
04-17-2007, 01:00 PM
Kinzua trying to put het pants on in the morning.:sidelol:
thats a b-i-i-i-g woman!