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Saban Savior
09-05-2006, 09:46 AM
I actually don't think they do, how could they, Saban, Culpepper, come on! HOWEVER, i found this article that thinks otherwise. to be fair to this guy, he also gives reason why all the teams will suck. some of it's pretty funny.:sidelol:

http://www.superawesomewow.com/ReDes...000.php?idx=71 (http://www.superawesomewow.com/ReDesign/SAW-phpFeaturesArticle-000.php?idx=71)

Geforce
09-05-2006, 09:52 AM
I actually don't think they do, how could they, Saban, Culpepper, come on! HOWEVER, i found this article that thinks otherwise. to be fair to this guy, he also gives reason why all the teams will suck. some of it's pretty funny.:sidelol:

http://www.superawesomewow.com/ReDes...000.php?idx=71
I originally came here looking to rip someone but after reading what this guy said I couldn't help but giggle.

DolphinzD
09-05-2006, 10:01 AM
Some of that stuff was pretty amusing. I especially liked this line about the Patriots:

"The NFL's most overrated and "disrespected" team, which is a pretty hard combo to pull off."

What's the over/under on how many games into the season it will be before Patriots players start whining about not getting any respect?

Link
09-05-2006, 11:02 AM
I love the one for the Bills. The Browns one was also very funny. To be honest they were all pretty good.

EBMisfit
09-05-2006, 11:49 AM
I love the one for the Bills. The Browns one was also very funny. To be honest they were all pretty good.Except for the one about the Dolphins. Just another example of how the media hates us.

Mike13
09-05-2006, 12:39 PM
Its a joke guys, at least they got this part right:


Miami has infinitely hotter women

retired opfinistic
09-05-2006, 12:51 PM
Its a joke guys, at least they got this part right::lol: no-brainer of the year

Phycic
09-06-2006, 01:13 AM
I just wanna kiss you.:sidelol: Classic.

PassRush
09-06-2006, 02:12 AM
hahahahaha Awesome

Sethdaddy8
09-06-2006, 02:52 AM
funny dude

305TillIDie
09-06-2006, 02:53 AM
Let’s see. One of their biggest problem last year was their offensive line not opening enough holes for Jamal Lewis and not giving Kyle Boller enough time to throw, so what do they do? Draft a whole bunch of defensive players and sign a 33-year-old QB who gets injured blinking and give him about a month to learn the system. But I can understand why the Ravens did it, Ray Lewis told them to draft defensive players and when Ray Lewis tells you to do something, unless you like getting stabbed, you do it.:sidelol: :sidelol:

305TillIDie
09-06-2006, 03:02 AM
the Texans one is pretty funny too :lol:

Vertical Limit
09-06-2006, 03:41 AM
Pittsburg Steelers:
A team of overrated players, what could possible go wrong? Let me defuse a few rumors going around: Troy Polamalu is not the next Ronnie Lott, Joey Porter is not the next Laurence Taylor, he’s not even the best linebacker on the team, and Willie Parker is not the next Barry Sanders, he’s not even the next Amos Zereous. Furthermore, the player who made the best pass in the entire Super Bowl is now with the Redskins.
:lol: So true.

Flame
09-06-2006, 06:48 AM
Its a joke guys, at least they got this part right:
:driveby:I'm coming to florida

cnc66
09-06-2006, 06:52 AM
:driveby:I'm coming to florida

and we welcome you!!!

Vertical Limit
09-06-2006, 03:24 PM
Read through most of these today, last night I was a little tired. Cleveland Browns one is just messed up.