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GrnMtnMan
09-07-2006, 04:15 AM
Found this joke in my Inbox, enjoy if you haven't seen them already:

Q: What do you call 47 millionairs sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills.

Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A: To Rich Stadium. They never get a touch down there.

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and dollar bills?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Pretty funny stuff.

retired opfinistic
09-07-2006, 08:33 AM
:lol: Some old classics.