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Martel
09-18-2006, 04:56 AM
Damn I feel like I'm walking down skid row when I'm in there. I've never seen anything like it. Even in the 4-12 season.


CANNIBALS!!

@@@
09-18-2006, 06:05 AM
I still feel like puking after yesterday, guess people are just venting their frustrations, it'll calm down by thursday, always does

Alex44
09-18-2006, 06:29 AM
Hey every team gets paid to play just like us, so we shouldnt be shocked when we lose

Im not a pessimist or an optimist, but I know 0-2 isnt the end of the world, there are 14 games left and Im looking forward to every single one

UCFinfan86
09-18-2006, 08:55 AM
I feel bad, alot of those fans are giving us bad names, if i didn't know better i would think we had the stupidest fans in the league. But wouldn't you know it that more then half of all the stupid posts, Start Joey, Saban sucks, etc. are by posters with about 300 or less posts. They need to do somethign about the main forum and/or IQ test to get registered(i kno i kno, just wishful thinking)

Noodle Arm
09-18-2006, 09:51 AM
I'm just shocked at the level of stupidity. I honestly feel there should be some type of football IQ test given when you sign up.There are some really dumb people out there.

Blade
09-18-2006, 10:07 AM
I'm just shocked at the level of stupidity. I honestly feel there should be some type of football IQ test given when you sign up.There are some really dumb people out there.

LOL that is so true, i got tired of seein the same threads over and over so i left there to come here and read something else. Hopefully this will get me through work.

greatwade
09-18-2006, 10:15 AM
LOL that is so true, i got tired of seein the same threads over and over so i left there to come here and read something else. Hopefully this will get me through work.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/09/115-1.jpg
I have a ball in cup game. Today is gonna fly by!

Blade
09-18-2006, 10:19 AM
LOL, that actually might help the day go by quicker!!!

PassRush
09-18-2006, 11:15 AM
I may be banned in a few minutes becuse of something I posted in one of the THREE Ronnie Brown=Bust threads. Either way, I am sick of this ****. These people are not real fans. Its okay to vent your frustrations and be pissed off, that place is a ****ing madhouse and I am embaraced for the rest of the real fans out there.

dreday
09-18-2006, 11:19 AM
Sadly most of the real fans probably dont post at finheaven.

greatwade
09-18-2006, 11:19 AM
it just a innernet forum. People will type all sorts of crazy ****. It doesn't in any way 'embarass' Dolphans, or point to their collective stupidity. Its Monday morning. They (the team) got embarassed. Not real fans? Who knows/cares?

But don't be shocked to see it. I could have told you what topics you'd see. First place I checked was SPAM. The real gems are in there.

Thank goodness for the Lounge. Cuz today I have no intention of talking Culpepper, Brown, Mularky,Oline, Wanny, Harrington, w/e.

I'm just going to continue giving Straztheman the invaluable advice he needs to get through the day without getting his *** kicked.

dreday
09-18-2006, 11:27 AM
it just a innernet forum. People will type all sorts of crazy ****. It doesn't in any way 'embarass' Dolphans, or point to their collective stupidity. Its Monday morning. They (the team) got embarassed. Not real fans? Who knows/cares?

But don't be shocked to see it. I could have told you what topics you'd see. First place I checked was SPAM. The real gems are in there.

Thank goodness for the Lounge. Cuz today I have no intention of talking Culpepper, Brown, Mularky,Oline, Wanny, Harrington, w/e.

I'm just going to continue giving Straztheman the invaluable advice he needs to get through the day without getting his *** kicked.

Agreed but man you really get a chance to see the stupidity out there.Hard to talk football with overly irrational so-called Dolphins fans.

Noodle Arm
09-18-2006, 11:32 AM
First place I checked was SPAM. The real gems are in there.

I took your advice and visited the SPAM board...holy crap you're right!

Gems!
http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=159853

They're truly outrageous!
http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=159776

Truly, truly, truly outrageous!
http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=159790

Alex44
09-18-2006, 11:38 AM
I may be banned in a few minutes becuse of something I posted in one of the THREE Ronnie Brown=Bust threads. Either way, I am sick of this ****. These people are not real fans. Its okay to vent your frustrations and be pissed off, that place is a ****ing madhouse and I am embaraced for the rest of the real fans out there.

Hey you didnt get banned I see :lol:

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 11:38 AM
it just a innernet forum. People will type all sorts of crazy ****. It doesn't in any way 'embarass' Dolphans, or point to their collective stupidity. Its Monday morning. They (the team) got embarassed. Not real fans? Who knows/cares?

But don't be shocked to see it. I could have told you what topics you'd see. First place I checked was SPAM. The real gems are in there.

Thank goodness for the Lounge. Cuz today I have no intention of talking Culpepper, Brown, Mularky,Oline, Wanny, Harrington, w/e.

I'm just going to continue giving Straztheman the invaluable advice he needs to get through the day without getting his *** kicked.

can we talk about this burning sensation I get when I pee?

or Unicorns?

my peeing problem or Unicorn, I'd take either one.

tucker
09-18-2006, 11:41 AM
i booed cpep yesterday at the game :)

Lappy
09-18-2006, 11:50 AM
can we talk about this burning sensation I get when I pee?

or Unicorns?

my peeing problem or Unicorn, I'd take either one.

Unicorns are mythical beasts that we should forget about all ready. So is the Clitoris and baby corn.

tucker
09-18-2006, 11:53 AM
what are those animals that are half human half horse called?

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 11:57 AM
Unicorns are mythical beasts that we should forget about all ready. So is the Clitoris and baby corn.

I agree, I've seen some beastly clitoris'...

how do you feel about 1/2 man 1/2 horse, real or not real?

Lappy
09-18-2006, 11:57 AM
what are those animals that are half human half horse called?

Mrs. Day is one. I'll call her back into my room and ask.

Hold on

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 11:58 AM
what are those animals that are half human half horse called?

Wives!

Lappy
09-18-2006, 11:58 AM
I agree, I've seen some beastly clitoris'...

how do you feel about 1/2 man 1/2 horse, real or not real?

Unreal!.......if you know what I'm sayin??? :wink: :wink:

tucker
09-18-2006, 12:02 PM
Wives!oh snap son! that was cold blooded to the bone! NAWMEAN!?

Lappy
09-18-2006, 12:04 PM
oh snap son! that was cold blooded to the bone! NAWMEAN!?

I have no idea what you mean.

tucker
09-18-2006, 12:24 PM
me neither

greatwade
09-18-2006, 12:30 PM
Wives!
gold jerry.

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 12:35 PM
oh snap son! that was cold blooded to the bone! NAWMEAN!?

I know exactly what you mean.

for those who don't, PM me if you want to know.

Lappy
09-18-2006, 12:37 PM
I know exactly what you mean.

for those who don't, PM me if you want to know.

You never return my PM's.

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 12:40 PM
You never return my PM's.

sorry my IT department blocks all PM's coming from Canada. it's a filter thing, I can't figure it out and I don't want to trouble them with fixing it.

feel free to text me though.

Motion
09-18-2006, 12:41 PM
what are those animals that are half human half horse called?

Minotaurs?

greatwade
09-18-2006, 12:42 PM
more with the BMs. Aren't you supposed to stay on topics or is this the area of the website where you can talk about anything in this board. Sit back, relax, and have fun!

Motion
09-18-2006, 12:43 PM
Board panic was completely expected after that disgrace yesterday.

One of my favorite zoo topics: It was Wilikinson's fault, cause he didn't play

mor911
09-18-2006, 12:58 PM
My favorites are the fire Saban threads. Idiots.

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 12:59 PM
more with the BMs. Aren't you supposed to stay on topics or is this the area of the website where you can talk about anything in this board. Sit back, relax, and have fun!

No, your thinking of the Spam forum or Lappy's Mom's room.

greatwade
09-18-2006, 01:06 PM
My favorites are the fire Saban threads. Idiots.Pretty please, can I start a trade Saban for Coker thread?

greatwade
09-18-2006, 01:07 PM
No, your thinking of the Spam forum or Lappy's Mom's room.

Isn't everbody always thinking of Lappy's Mom's room?

Noodle Arm
09-18-2006, 01:10 PM
This thread is a bust! I'm sick and tired of it "dancing" around, it doesn't have good vision. We should trade this thread to pick up Brady Quinn! :fire:

greatwade
09-18-2006, 01:12 PM
This thread is a bust! I'm sick and tired of it "dancing" around, it doesn't have good vision. We should trade this thread to pick up Brady Quinn! :fire:

imagine if Brady Quinn gay married Tom Brady in Hawaii or some other state that allows fruit loops (not that there is anything wrong with that) to wed. His name would be Brady Brady. Awesome.

Baxter
09-18-2006, 01:14 PM
(not that there is anything wrong with that) http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/09/jerry_seinfeld-1.jpg

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 01:18 PM
Isn't everbody always thinking of Lappy's Mom's room?

it is nice.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/09/HPIM0206-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/09/HPIM0207-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/09/HPIM0205-1.jpg


remember when we played spin the bottle (you, me, D-day, and Lappy) with Lappy's mom and Lappy had to take his mom into the closet and make out with her? That was funny, we laughed and laughed all night about that.

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 01:21 PM
imagine if Brady Quinn gay married Tom Brady in Hawaii or some other state that allows fruit loops (not that there is anything wrong with that) to wed. His name would be Brady Brady. Awesome.

Or if he married Anthony Quinn, then that would suck because he would have to learn how to spell a new last name, go to the dmv and social security office to get a name change.

greatwade
09-18-2006, 01:21 PM
it is nice.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/hdaigle/HPIM0206.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/hdaigle/HPIM0207.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/hdaigle/HPIM0205.jpg


remember when we played spin the bottle (you, me, D-day, and Lappy) with Lappy's mom and Lappy had to take his mom into the closet and make out with her? That was funny, we laughed and laughed all night about that.
I wrote that on that bed, when none of you could find a marker. You guys bet me I couldn't even write the W. But I eat lots of eggs.

Baxter
09-18-2006, 01:23 PM
it is nice.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/hdaigle/HPIM0206.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/hdaigle/HPIM0207.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/hdaigle/HPIM0205.jpg


remember when we played spin the bottle (you, me, D-day, and Lappy) with Lappy's mom and Lappy had to take his mom into the closet and make out with her? That was funny, we laughed and laughed all night about that.Why did you, dday and gw write We will be back on lappys moms mattress?

greatwade
09-18-2006, 01:25 PM
Why did you, dday and gw write We will be back on lappys moms mattress?

that was me. And why? Because we WILL be. We do it anally after all.

Spray Mucus
09-18-2006, 01:25 PM
I wrote that on that bed, when none of you could find a marker. You guys bet me I couldn't even write the W. But I eat lots of eggs.

That was the first time we had all been to Lappy's house. When you, me, and D-day arrived, Lappy was crying because the house had been broken into and robbed.

Then Lappy's mom asked if her room was messed with, so I walked in there and told her "it looks like a tornado hit it, there is trash everywhere and a picture (not shown above) of Lappy with a knife stuck through his eye"

Then Lappy's mom said "Oh thank god the robbers didn't touch my room"...

greatwade
09-18-2006, 01:29 PM
That was the first time we had all been to Lappy's house. When you, me, and D-day arrived, Lappy was crying because the house had been broken into and robbed.

Then Lappy's mom asked if her room was messed with, so I walked in there and told her "it looks like a tornado hit it, there is trash everywhere and a picture (not shown above) of Lappy with a knife stuck through his eye"

Then Lappy's mom said "Oh thank god the robbers didn't touch my room"...

But oh did I ever touch her in her room. I gave her an internal massage neither her or her proctologist would ever forget. Speaking of, the main board is like a giant hemroid. It's there, bigger than Dallas, you can't ignore it. But damn if it isn't irritating as all hell. :fire: TOS

Motion
09-18-2006, 01:45 PM
Good quote from the zoo..............

The play calling reminded me of Spielman, was he the one calling the plays?

Cuerbo
:tantrum:

Roman529
09-18-2006, 02:12 PM
I haven't given up yet...we got the Titans next week....so if we go to 1-2 we will be ok....but 0-3 and I am jumping out of a tall building. :wink:

Martel
09-19-2006, 05:19 AM
Man spray and wade got me moved to the spam. yall need to pm those dumb *** jokes

greatwade
09-19-2006, 11:28 AM
Man spray and wade got me moved to the spam. yall need to pm those dumb *** jokes
Ha Ha! 9-ball

maybe if I post a thread on the condition of this thread, I could keep it in the Lounge.

Mike13
09-19-2006, 12:13 PM
Ha Ha! 9-ball

maybe if I post a thread on the condition of this thread, I could keep it in the Lounge.

You have 9 balls? How can you walk?


Minotaurs?

Minotaurs are half-man half-bull and a quarter asian.