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10-16-2006, 11:07 PM

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.

Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him.
His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God...!"

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone upon t he man and a voice came out
of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach
others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you
as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and said: "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. >
The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am
truly thankful, Amen. "

10-16-2006, 11:46 PM

10-17-2006, 12:42 AM
LMAO Nice one.

retired opfinistic
10-17-2006, 09:25 AM

10-17-2006, 09:43 AM
: crickets :

10-17-2006, 09:52 AM
woah, thanks for almost making me have to drop a duece.

Now that is funny! duece = the number #2 = connotates pooping

10-17-2006, 09:54 AM

10-17-2006, 10:49 AM
kind of an old joke but still funny