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atrain4x4
10-19-2006, 02:35 PM
Associated Press (10/18/2006, 8:30 AM EST)

Miami, Florida



Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an
unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.



Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.



After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Dolphin players was the
GOAL LINE.



Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again

Roman529
10-19-2006, 02:37 PM
Probably a dime bag of cocaine?

Yesterday they closed down a building here in town over the finding of a brown subtance in the mail room...turned out to be some kind of a superglue. :rolleyes2

Motion
10-19-2006, 02:39 PM
:lol:

fishypete
10-19-2006, 02:39 PM
Ah....Funny with a twist of stupity.

fishypete
10-19-2006, 02:40 PM
Probably a dime bag of cocaine?

Yesterday they closed down a building here in town over the finding of a brown subtance in the mail room...turned out to be some kind of a superglue. :rolleyes2

Brown Substance....No ****.

PhinishLine
10-19-2006, 02:41 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Foos-ball
10-19-2006, 02:43 PM
Associated Press (10/18/2006, 8:30 AM EST)

Miami, Florida



Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an
unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.



Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.



After a completeanalysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Dolphin players was the
GOAL LINE.



Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again

Damn thats mean, but yet so freaking funny!!

PhenomenalPhin
10-19-2006, 02:44 PM
I laughed out loud.

srdnaty
10-19-2006, 02:44 PM
Associated Press (10/18/2006, 8:30 AM EST)

Miami, Florida



Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an
unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.



Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.



After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Dolphin players was the
GOAL LINE.



Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again

:sidelol:

lol thats great

Majpain
10-19-2006, 02:45 PM
:lol:

HofCityFan
10-19-2006, 03:08 PM
LIve hear in Ohio we've heard that joke a million times about the browns

305TillIDie
10-19-2006, 03:15 PM
:lol:

funny

greatwade
10-19-2006, 04:30 PM
twasn't funny the first time.

But yeah, now the 6th time, I died ROFLMFAO!!!!

teh awesome!!!!!!!

MarinoEqualsGod
11-05-2006, 12:44 AM
Brown Substance....No ****.

Nope, superglue. :lol: