View Full Version : Have some fun with this one...

10-19-2006, 07:58 PM
I'm sure by now many of you have heard the Chuck Norris type jokes.
Example - The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
-Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
-It is said that every time you *********e, God kills a kitten. Every time God *********es, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
-Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Anyhow you get the point. Now it's your turn to make a few of these up about your favorite Dolphins player.

Wes Welker never takes off his sunglasses, because the sun never sets on a badass.

When the Terminator once said, "I'll be back", he actually never returned after finding out Wes Welker would be there waiting on him.

10-19-2006, 08:05 PM
Ohhh Kay!!!

10-19-2006, 08:09 PM
I don't take craps anymore.....I just drop spikes of MULARKEY.....

Our family nick-named our vacuum cleaner "MULARKEY"......

I once heard an ad for Under Armour saying "We must protect this house!!!!!"
With MM as OC.....Fins will be homeless soon....

Mike Mularkey.....Dead Man Walking......

"I got an idea.....Ronnie is averaging 7 yards a pop, let's pass more!"

10-19-2006, 08:15 PM
That's a bunch of mularkey!

Bull mularkey!

Winnie the Mularkey.

Don't forget to take out the Mularkey.

10-19-2006, 08:49 PM
A baby gets more of a push in a pram, than our O line gets on the line of scrimmage.

10-19-2006, 08:53 PM
Zach Thomas doesn't wear a watch, Zach decides what time it is.

Mr. T pities the fool, JT rips the fool's head off.

10-19-2006, 09:42 PM
Do not circumvent the profanity filter.
"Click Clack"=MM staying on this team after the bye week" **** that"

10-19-2006, 09:50 PM
zach thomas once visited the virgin islands, now they're just called the islands

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals jason taylor allows to live

when keith traylor does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down

wes welker is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the head

opposed to popular belief, america is not a democracy, its a nicktatorship

10-19-2006, 09:55 PM
How many Mularkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10-19-2006, 10:01 PM
How many Mularkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
lmao this one made me laugh so hard

10-19-2006, 10:44 PM
I have nothing to add but this is an extremely entertaining thread :)

Green Ranger
10-19-2006, 10:59 PM
Wes Welker lost his virginity before his dad did

10-20-2006, 01:05 AM
NASA once used Dan Marino to launch a shuttle to the moon, he was later fired when the shuttle landed on Pluto.

10-20-2006, 03:14 AM
wes is awesome that pretty much sums it up

retired opfinistic
10-20-2006, 08:54 AM
JT can drink boiling water and piss ice cubes.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
10-20-2006, 10:34 AM
wow this never gets old.