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dreday
10-25-2006, 01:54 PM
Myself and Wade came up with the idea through reading through some of the threads that have started concerning that all familiar word "dating".The reason for starting this thread is to have guys come in and vent,tell us what works for them,tell us some of the things that havent worked,and just dating in general.I even think you married guys could learn a few tips.With that who wants to start?

greatwade
10-25-2006, 01:55 PM
Is it true that if you spank it before your date, you'll have more success on the date?

just breaking the ice, sorry Dre

In_Flames
10-25-2006, 01:57 PM
My advice, find a hot sane chick then marry her...worked for me :wink:

dreday
10-25-2006, 01:58 PM
Is it true that if you spank it before your date, you'll have more success on the date?

just breaking the ice, sorry Dre
Yeah, but I wouldnt tell her I spanked before the date.:lol: Really what'll only matter is how you go about getting her ready for your intentions.

dreday
10-25-2006, 01:59 PM
My advice, find a hot sane chick then marry her...worked for me :wink:
If that worked for you then kudos...

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:00 PM
before i was married, I used to ask out anyone you think is attractive and you might be into. Take them to coffee, ice cream, just chat but that first date should only be a 15-20 mins thing. Have other plans and leave. It makes it to where if you a) dont like her, you dont have to spend more time with someone your not into and b) if you like her, it gives you a chance to set up a better 2nd date.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:00 PM
My advice, find a hot sane chick then marry her...worked for me :wink:

:shakeno: Dear Gawd is that awful.

1) this is a DATING thread
2) that is the stoopidest thing I've ever heard

Kids, remember, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!

and don't marry before 35. Don't have kids until 5 years after that. And this isn't my advice, it comes from a poll I conducted of each and EVERY married friend I have.

Firetaster, we'll ban you from this thread with that crazy 'sane marriage' crap.

In_Flames
10-25-2006, 02:02 PM
:shakeno: Dear Gawd is that awful.

1) this is a DATING thread
2) that is the stoopidest thing I've ever heard

Kids, remember, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!

and don't marry before 35. Don't have kids until 5 years after that. And this isn't my advice, it comes from a poll I conducted of each and EVERY married friend I have.

Firetaster, we'll ban you from this thread with that crazy 'sane marriage' crap.

:lol: I will consider myself banned...

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:02 PM
before i was married, I used to ask out anyone you think is attractive and you might be into. Take them to coffee, ice cream, just chat but that first date should only be a 15-20 mins thing. Have other plans and leave. It makes it to where if you a) dont like her, you dont have to spend more time with someone your not into and b) if you like her, it gives you a chance to set up a better 2nd date.
:hi5: holy crap worst.poster.evar that was a goo post.

Plus the other thing that accomplishes is for those chicks that don't put out until the second date. Can you believe some girls?!?!?!?

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:03 PM
for 2nd dates, I used to always take a girl to shoot pool. Most women are not any good and I used to be really good. This does a few things. One, it will determine if she is into you, this might not be her ideal date but if she doesnt have a attitude and trys to enjoy herself, you can then plan other dates. If she drops an attitude, you know right there she isnt for you cause she wants things her way and not willing to be open to new ideas. I also like the competition thing. I always wanted a women who would try and win, or even better try to win by distracting you or getting you off your game. It wasnt about winning and loosing, it was more of a test for her.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:03 PM
:lol: I will consider myself banned...

I hope you know I'm joking.

Dre & I will be like those guys from that show LoveLine. Dre will
be the smart, grounded, sound advice giving guy, and I'll be the sexy funny one.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:04 PM
before i was married, I used to ask out anyone you think is attractive and you might be into. Take them to coffee, ice cream, just chat but that first date should only be a 15-20 mins thing. Have other plans and leave. It makes it to where if you a) dont like her, you dont have to spend more time with someone your not into and b) if you like her, it gives you a chance to set up a better 2nd date.
Awesome.Thats exactly what I would do.Always wanna leave yourself an "out",because if you dont like her then you can split and go on another date or dates that same day.All about finding someone whos got her life in check and also who has things going for her.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:04 PM
for 2nd dates, I used to always take a girl to shoot pool. Most women are not any good and I used to be really good. This does a few things. One, it will determine if she is into you, this might not be her ideal date but if she doesnt have a attitude and trys to enjoy herself, you can then plan other dates. If she drops an attitude, you know right there she isnt for you cause she wants things her way and not willing to be open to new ideas. I also like the competition thing. I always wanted a women who would try and win, or even better try to win by distracting you or getting you off your game. It wasnt about winning and loosing, it was more of a test for her.

:hi5: another quality one, damn if we didn't find you a forum WPE.

I too like to see how a chick can handle an 8-ball on the second date. :hi5:

In_Flames
10-25-2006, 02:05 PM
I hope you know I'm joking.

Dre & I will be like those guys from that show LoveLine. Dre will
be the smart, grounded, sound advice giving guy, and I'll be the sexy funny one.

yes I do ...also my wife is a Pastor's daughter if that counts for anything :groucho:

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:05 PM
I hope you know I'm joking.

Dre & I will be like those guys from that show LoveLine. Dre will
be the smart, grounded, sound advice giving guy, and I'll be the sexy funny one.
Hey wait a minute,Im sexy too just ask Roman.:lol: Anyway I see your point man.:D

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:08 PM
yes I do ...also my wife is a Pastor's daughter if that counts for anything :groucho:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Dayummmmmmmmm, that's hawt.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:09 PM
for 2nd dates, I used to always take a girl to shoot pool. Most women are not any good and I used to be really good. This does a few things. One, it will determine if she is into you, this might not be her ideal date but if she doesnt have a attitude and trys to enjoy herself, you can then plan other dates. If she drops an attitude, you know right there she isnt for you cause she wants things her way and not willing to be open to new ideas. I also like the competition thing. I always wanted a women who would try and win, or even better try to win by distracting you or getting you off your game. It wasnt about winning and loosing, it was more of a test for her.

Thats good too, and you really havent spent that much money.Another thing to add to that is to not let her win.You wanna establish that "power" right off the bat.And never let her win either.Too many times I think guys let that innner wussy take over even at this early stage.The thing to do is take control and take control right away.

Buddwalk
10-25-2006, 02:09 PM
just walk up to her and lay one of these on the counter and that would be all she wrote :dday: :dday: :dday:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:10 PM
This thead just might kill the 3am thread, Dre.

If I get my fellow four caulksmen up in here, we may just have to charge
a small access fee.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:11 PM
Let me say something about the freinds list. Dont every let a girl get you into a freinds category unless you are just freinds. If you want some booty from a girl and she puts you in the freinds category, just run. When girls would say "i like you as a friend" or something like that my comeback was always "Look, I like you and wanted to be something more than freinds, it is cool that is all you want but I have enough friends but give me a call if you want to do something more with me." This does two things. it keeps you from being her whipping boy doing all her stuff for her and carrying her emtional bagage while others are hitting it. second, it keeps open the possiblity of you getting some in the future. I never had a girl i did that to turn into a lay but my roommate in college did and I still think the plan is solid.

Dolfan984
10-25-2006, 02:12 PM
just walk up to her and lay one of these on the counter and that would be all she wrote :dday: :dday: :dday:

http://www.condomusa.com/prod75/a29-duxl75.gif

:yes: :lol:

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:12 PM
:hi5: holy crap worst.poster.evar that was a goo post.

Plus the other thing that accomplishes is for those chicks that don't put out until the second date. Can you believe some girls?!?!?!?

thanks man, that 15-20 min date is the bomb. and really women love it. it takes the pressure off having to do all that great stuff and lets you get a feel for what she might be like and if she is worth your time.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:12 PM
Thats good too, and you really havent spent that much money.Another thing to add to that is to not let her win.You wanna establish that "power" right off the bat.And never let her win either.Too many times I think guys let that innner wussy take over even at this early stage.The thing to do is take control and take control right away.

disclaimer: we do not advocate shaking them!

but letting the door shut on them, or tripping them, or accidently knocking
them off the bar stool, will be effective in this mission.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:14 PM
thanks man, that 15-20 min date is the bomb. and really women love it. it takes the pressure off having to do all that great stuff and lets you get a feel for what she might be like and if she is worth your time.

plus it totally affords you the opportunity to bang 6 or 7 chicks in one night. :hi5:

Spray????

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:14 PM
This thead just might kill the 3am thread, Dre.

If I get my fellow four caulksmen up in here, we may just have to charge
a small access fee.

Hey everybody in here dates or have dated...Excellent idea.How does $4.50 a head sound?Hell we can make money and not even really work.:lol:

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:16 PM
thanks man, that 15-20 min date is the bomb. and really women love it. it takes the pressure off having to do all that great stuff and lets you get a feel for what she might be like and if she is worth your time.
And you can really show her your not trying to impress her and make yourself out to be something youre not.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:17 PM
Thats good too, and you really havent spent that much money.Another thing to add to that is to not let her win.You wanna establish that "power" right off the bat.And never let her win either.Too many times I think guys let that innner wussy take over even at this early stage.The thing to do is take control and take control right away.

your so right. dont be a wussy. now that doesnt mean be a dick but you can treat a women right and still be a man. You have to have what my friends and I call "hand". I guess hand is control--sort of. If you have to leave a voicemail message, dont leave more than one. Find her a different way or wait for her return call. If she doesnt return your call, she interested enough in you to make time for you so she is done. Remember, you should be a prize to the woman as much as she is too you.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:18 PM
And you can really show her your not trying to impress her and make yourself out to be something youre not.

exactly. There is nothing worst than to try and do the dinner/movie thing on a first date. they will go wrong! I had a freind in college who wouldnt listen and did one of those, and the chick thought he was too clingy, ie goodbye.
chicks dont want clingy anymore than you do.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:19 PM
Hey everybody in here dates or have dated...Excellent idea.How does $4.50 a head sound?Hell we can make money and not even really work.:lol:

I'm already getting positive off-FH feedback, if you catch my drift.
Faster sweetheart. Don't be afraid to use a hint of teeth. :tongue:

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:20 PM
plus it totally affords you the opportunity to bang 6 or 7 chicks in one night. :hi5:

Spray????

my record is only 3, well short of the 7 of one of my best friends. Unfortunatley i was home that day and was witness to him bringing them in and out of his room. The man is goo!! (still dont beleive he got off with all 7 but i do know for a fact the dude had all 7 neakid)

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:21 PM
Hey everybody in here dates or has dated...Excellent idea.How does $4.50 a head sound?Hell we can make money and not even really work.:lol:

This is a fun thread and all. I like to joke around as much as anybody. Everybody knows that. But lets not go around making ludicrous statements like that, alright. Just slow y'or roll a little pal. You are supposed to be the sound grounded one, remember???

btw, fixed your grammar for you :hi5:

GC

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:21 PM
your so right. dont be a wussy. now that doesnt mean be a dick but you can treat a women right and still be a man. You have to have what my friends and I call "hand". I guess hand is control--sort of. If you have to leave a voicemail message, dont leave more than one. Find her a different way or wait for her return call. If she doesnt return your call, she interested enough in you to make time for you so she is done. Remember, you should be a prize to the woman as much as she is too you.

Id even start with getting her email AND phone number to kick things off.That way you dont really put pressure on yourself to have to make the call.And you can return the email when and if you want.Main thing is to get her on that 15-20 minute date to see what she all about.then take it from there.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:22 PM
This is a fun thread and all. I like to joke around as much as anybody. Everybody knows that. But lets not go around making ludicrous statements like that, alright. Just slow y'or roll a little pal. You are supposed to be the sound grounded one, remember???

btw, fixed your grammar for you :hi5:

GC
:lol: Ok maybe I gotta lil off base.I was hoping most people that come in here have dated or wish to date.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:24 PM
You guys should see me DUI'ing. I'll show up on the missed calls list in triple digits and leave messages alternating, I will love you to the day I die, followed by a message saying I will kill your entire family, then rinse repeat ad nauseum. I also alternate voice & text messages.

I can't believe I just found this thread!

Thanks http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif!!!!!!!

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:24 PM
Oh i have a great hint for all you newbies out there. Want to get with a girl. Ask for her email. What?? sounds whimpy? no! it actually is easier on both of you. She isnt as standoffish about her email address cause she controls when she gets the mail and you can not disturb her day to day with a phone call or multiple calls (never overcall a girl-easiest way to get the boot). For you, it allows you to compose your thoughts so that call is not instant pressure and you can come off as more of a gentelman. I have yet to have a girl give me her email and not get a response back from her. i have had a few women give me the wrong number tho. (one gave me a sex line number, i thought it was very clever). in short, try the email route if you need a bit of help talkin to the ladies.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:26 PM
Mike Laping to me
More options 2:24 pm (1 minute ago) give him a PMP

for me.


PMP = pull my pud. He insisted I post that in this thread. Horrible I agree, but you don't want to upset the little guy. Sorry, mods, delete if necessary.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:29 PM
And definitely dont make the mistake of sacrificing things for her,telling her how you feel about her, etc youll lose the MAGIC and yes she'll lose the attraction for ya.And another thing stop being so predictable.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:34 PM
And definitely dont make the mistake of sacrificing things for her,telling her how you feel about her, etc youll lose the MAGIC and yes she'll lose the attraction for ya.And another thing stop being so predictable.

that is the wussy factor right there.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:37 PM
so what you are saying is

wussy /= getting *****?

+1 for ryhming. +2 for the socratic method.

You guys are goo btw. Can't wait to here Spray's take. He's one zany
asian. And then we'll get the Yugoslavian's methodologies. Finally D-day is going to drop a Foley-like seminar on us.

I don't think I'm reaching here, when I'm telling you we have just created the greatest Lounge and possibly FH thread.evar. You'll want to get in on the first four pages people. Again, a Foley joke.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:39 PM
that is the wussy factor right there.
That and the phony "pickup" lines.Women can tell if your trying to be the man,but of course youre not really "the man".They read body language and have attention to detail waaay better than we do.Women and men really repsond to body language, and if your shy you really need to work on not being shy.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:41 PM
so what you are saying is

wussy /= getting *****?

+1 for ryhming. +2 for the socratic method.

You guys are goo btw. Can't wait to here Spray's take. He's one zany
asian. And then we'll get the Yugoslavian's methodologies. Finally D-day is going to drop a Foley-like seminar on us.

I don't think I'm reaching here, when I'm telling you we have just created the greatest Lounge and possibly FH thread.evar. You'll want to get in on the first four pages people. Again, a Foley joke.
Yep Wussy=Dry feeling between your legs every weekend.:lol:

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:42 PM
Some other little nuggets for you boyz
-always have time for your friends and dont break plans with friends just cause a girl wants you to.
-dont always be availibe for her. she will want you more if she can not have you whenever she wants.
-Be funny and relaxed with her. dont turn it into some big deal. so what your dating, so what you gave her a kiss, so what you whip it out and get some brain. joke around, be funny, even pick on her about small stuff (dont pick on weight or past relationships)
-dont let money be an issue-some guys dissagree with this one but I stand firm that if you asked a girl out, expect to pay and have the funds to do so. if she offers to buy something or split dinner or etc then you can accept. Only until later in dating can you put the sharing of expenses on her.
-try cooking for her (something you cook well). it shows you have some skills and this is a at home date so scoring is so much easier. (this should be a 3rd or 4th date at the earliest).
-Dont play games. meaning do not try and get her jealous or mess with her head. That doesnt mean profeess your love on the first date (oh god no) but tell here you like her is alright and mean what you say.

UltraDol-Fan
10-25-2006, 02:44 PM
being shy works though if you already have a girlfriend. act all nice and innocent and if you break up you have a lot of girls interested to go after

In_Flames
10-25-2006, 02:45 PM
another good dating tidbit....not all girls enjoy watching porn....especially on the first date....:smackhead

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:45 PM
That and the phony "pickup" lines.Women can tell if your trying to be the man,but of course youre not really "the man".They read body language and have attention to detail waaay better than we do.Women and men really repsond to body language, and if your shy you really need to work on not being shy.

oh god, i didnt even think of pickup lines. that is a great point dre, no girl wants to hear them. Need to approach a girl, go up to her and say "hi, i am timmy (your name will work to) and i couldnt help but notice your outfit from over there, i am really impressed with the way you are dressed. Sexy yet stylish." find something you really like about her apperence (not her boobs or azz) and just go with it.

Also, you will swing and miss many times in your dating life. it is the real player who can take a bad result, dust himself off and move on to the next qualified woman.

UltraDol-Fan
10-25-2006, 02:46 PM
:lol: when is it okay to ask for a 3-some......not with another dude either

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:46 PM
another good dating tidbit....not all girls enjoy watching porn....especially on the first date....:smackhead

i save all my porn for the 3rd date:sidelol: :sidelol: just kidding

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:48 PM
:lol: when is it okay to ask for a 3-some......not with another dude either

after the second time banging her. you wont get it if you dont ask. also, once you get to the point that you might get lucky and get some, remember to talk to her about sex, ask her what she likes then do it. some women will lead you right to the spot!!

In_Flames
10-25-2006, 02:48 PM
:lol: when is it okay to ask for a 3-some......not with another dude either

Just an estimate here but:
with a stranger 3-5 weeks...
with her friend 6-8 weeks...
with her sister and or mother, well, probably never...:rolleyes:

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:49 PM
That and the phony "pickup" lines.Women can tell if your trying to be the man,but of course youre not really "the man".They read body language and have attention to detail waaay better than we do.Women and men really repsond to body language, and if your shy you really need to work on not being shy.

crap, really?

my repitoire has always consisted of a regular rotation of these gems:

*Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
*Be unique and different, say yes.
*Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
*I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
*I'm easy. Are you?
*You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever
*Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

and my bread/butter:

*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd **** the **** out of you.

Thanks again bros!

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:50 PM
Just an estimate here but:
with a stranger 3-5 weeks...
with her friend 6-8 weeks...
with her sister and or mother, well, probably never...:rolleyes:

has anyone seriously ever had the mother and daught thing (i dont mean at the same time). I came close once, i tried to get this milf after i dated her daughter but she said she would feel uncomfortable. I tried to tell her that would only last till she loosened up for me but it never worked.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:51 PM
crap, really?

my repitoire has always consisted of a regular rotation of these gems:

*Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
*Be unique and different, say yes.
*Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
*I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
*I'm easy. Are you?
*You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever
*Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

and my bread/butter:

*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd **** the **** out of you.

Thanks again bros!

a nurse just walked by and was wondering why i was cracking up. i just couldnt tell her.:sidelol: :sidelol:

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:53 PM
has anyone seriously ever had the mother and daught thing (i dont mean at the same time). I came close once, i tried to get this milf after i dated her daughter but she said she would feel uncomfortable. I tried to tell her that would only last till she loosened up for me but it never worked.

it is in the pipeline :wink: but won't be legal in the States for a year or so.

dreday
10-25-2006, 02:54 PM
Some other little nuggets for you boyz
-always have time for your friends and dont break plans with friends just cause a girl wants you to.
-dont always be availibe for her. she will want you more if she can not have you whenever she wants.
-Be funny and relaxed with her. dont turn it into some big deal. so what your dating, so what you gave her a kiss, so what you whip it out and get some brain. joke around, be funny, even pick on her about small stuff (dont pick on weight or past relationships)
-dont let money be an issue-some guys dissagree with this one but I stand firm that if you asked a girl out, expect to pay and have the funds to do so. if she offers to buy something or split dinner or etc then you can accept. Only until later in dating can you put the sharing of expenses on her.
-try cooking for her (something you cook well). it shows you have some skills and this is a at home date so scoring is so much easier. (this should be a 3rd or 4th date at the earliest).
-Dont play games. meaning do not try and get her jealous or mess with her head. That doesnt mean profeess your love on the first date (oh god no) but tell here you like her is alright and mean what you say.

Agree on all points exept this one partially.Yes when you chase a woman shell run,when you play hard to get she'll pursue you.When you pay Id only pay and tell her its because youre a "gentleman".You have to figure youre going to date quite a few before you find the "real gem".

Lets figure the typical date is going to run you $50.00.If you do yourself a favor and AVOID typical date situations,and instead create more fun,interesting,and FREE situations you could really save up to..

Lessee.........

More money than youre probably worth.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 02:55 PM
Just an estimate here but:
with a stranger 3-5 weeks...
with her friend 6-8 weeks...
with her sister and or mother, well, probably never...:rolleyes:

I prefer Timmah's timeline.

What works the best, and I've had my share of threesomes, and never with a hockey team (:sidelol: Lappy), is telling them you have a terminal illness, and your make-a-wish dream is to do them and their best friend. It works 18% of the time.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 02:57 PM
that is the point i was kind of trying to make. you want the prize, you have to invest in the search. be a gentelman and take care of the money up front. i also agree the free or cheep dates are great, and sometimes work out a ton better.

In_Flames
10-25-2006, 02:57 PM
I prefer Timmah's timeline.

What works the best, and I've had my share of threesomes, and never with a hockey team (:sidelol: Lappy), is telling them you have a terminal illness, and your make-a-wish dream is to do them and their best friend. It works 18% of the time.

so, basically you have two main options here, to fake a terminal illness or just get them really liquored up...:wink:

dreday
10-25-2006, 03:00 PM
has anyone seriously ever had the mother and daught thing (i dont mean at the same time). I came close once, i tried to get this milf after i dated her daughter but she said she would feel uncomfortable. I tried to tell her that would only last till she loosened up for me but it never worked.
Had a mother daughter "Team",but not at the same time.I probably could have but never asked.I think her mom loved me more than her daughter did.

dreday
10-25-2006, 03:02 PM
that is the point i was kind of trying to make. you want the prize, you have to invest in the search. be a gentelman and take care of the money up front. i also agree the free or cheep dates are great, and sometimes work out a ton better.

Yes invest in the search,but save yourself some time and money...Let your personality be the thing that lands you 'the gem".Not anything else.In the end it'll be your personality that get her and keeps her interested..Not riches or looks.

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:06 PM
:lol: when is it okay to ask for a 3-some......not with another dude either

really, if you really want a 3-some, you should start by joking around with your girl and testing the waters to see if she would be down. every once and a while bring it up in bed afterwords. dont pressure her or force her and you might just roll yatzee

greatwade
10-25-2006, 03:07 PM
Had a mother daughter "Team",but not at the same time.I probably could have but never asked.I think her mom loved me more than her daughter did.
Mom!!!!!!!

He won't kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:08 PM
Had a mother daughter "Team",but not at the same time.I probably could have but never asked.I think her mom loved me more than her daughter did.

you still the man for getting it done. i am just missing out.

d-day
10-25-2006, 03:09 PM
my objection to dating? well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't drop yo'r nuggets in her mouth

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:09 PM
I think I saw a comment about pick up lines.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
stiches always one page late

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
my objection to dating? well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't drop yo'r nuggets in her mouth

Well maybe she just isn't comfortable eating your happy meal nuggets while you're there playing with your toy in the ball pit. :tongue:

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
stiches always one page late

I'm sorry, some of us have to work.

dreday
10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
Well maybe she just isn't comfortable eating your happy meal nuggets while you're there playing with your toy in the ball pit. :tongue:
:lol:

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:12 PM
d-day, you just have to give her time to get to her knees, you make her bend at the waste for it and wham, head rush and to the floor, not goo.

theghost
10-25-2006, 03:12 PM
I just use the jedi mind trick.

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:14 PM
d-day, you just have to give her time to get to her knees, you make her bend at the waste for it and wham, head rush and to the floor, not goo.

Why would she bend by the garbage?

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:15 PM
I'm sorry, some of us have to work.

i am supposed to be working, but i am here, working the post man. you can not handle the truth (where in the world did that come from, geez, i need to do some work)

dreday
10-25-2006, 03:15 PM
Letting em join you on errands,going to the park, going on weird shopping excursions (without buying anything of course):lol: ,will get your nuggets wet just as well as any dinner date.

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:17 PM
Mom!!!!!!!

He won't kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's because he has a boyfriend. That or he just wants to bang his psychotherapist over the desk. :wink:

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:18 PM
Letting em join you on errands,going to the park, going on weird shopping excursions (without buying anything of course):lol: ,will get your nuggets wet just as well as any dinner date.

Yes to the park. They love that, especially when you hold thier hand or keep your arm around them.

dreday
10-25-2006, 03:19 PM
you still the man for getting it done. i am just missing out.
Only advice I can give ya is find a girl whose mom is single and whose halfway decent.Shes probably looking for somebody to.And if the girl lives at home youll see her a lot.Of course youre married now, but this is what id tell anybody whose interested.Next thing you know shes telling you,you have bedroom eyes and the rest is history.:D

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:21 PM
<---married to a goo woman and can not do mom (uggg). so this leaves me out of the game. oh well, i will live vicarously through wade and his lucky self.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 03:21 PM
my objection to dating? well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't drop yo'r nuggets in her mouth

have you tried honey mustard?

Spray says don't buy dinner. And if you do, bring a pencil and paper, and place notes on her menu like:

salads & appetizers: cop a feel
entrees < $20: blow jobs
entrees > $20: sex
deserts and after dinner cordials: anal

I respect him for being so informative. I know it helped on our date. Problem I found later, was they don't even hand out menus at Taco Bell.
Boy did I look foolish trying to poke her there. I said, hey, those cinamon crisp thingees constitute a desert beyotch!

dreday
10-25-2006, 03:22 PM
Yes to the park. They love that, especially when you hold thier hand or keep your arm around them.
Hell Id even make a joke out of that.Tell her its "too soon" for us to be holding hands.Reverse everything women try to tell you when they are "playing games" and it makes them more interested too.They love it when you play hard to get.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 03:23 PM
<---married to a goo woman and can not do mom (uggg). so this leaves me out of the game. oh well, i will live vicarously through wade and his lucky self.

my great grammie says the same thing. I try to make her proud. Her demands for polariods get pretty annoying sometimes, but she usually will bake me something to soothe the hurt.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 03:24 PM
I'm sorry, some of us have to work.

you just stole his WPE status.

I'll work you up a badge son.

d-day
10-25-2006, 03:26 PM
have you tried honey mustard?

Spray says don't buy dinner. And if you do, bring a pencil and paper, and place notes on her menu like:

salads & appetizers: cop a feel
entrees < $20: blow jobs
entrees > $20: sex
deserts and after dinner cordials: anal

I respect him for being so informative. I know it helped on our date. Problem I found later, was they don't even hand out menus at Taco Bell.
Boy did I look foolish trying to poke her there. I said, hey, those cinamon crisp thingees constitute a desert beyotch!

lappy and i had a similar system when we went shopping

underpants > holding hands
slacks > making out
cake mixers > 3rd base
a new puppy > jackem slackem bootyackem

let's double date!

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:29 PM
my great grammie says the same thing. I try to make her proud. Her demands for polariods get pretty annoying sometimes, but she usually will bake me something to soothe the hurt.

i told you i want video! tell grandma i will let her watch when i am done

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:30 PM
you just stole his WPE status.

I'll work you up a badge son.

Take that Timmah!!

greatwade
10-25-2006, 03:32 PM
lappy and i had a similar system when we went shopping

underpants > holding hands
slacks > making out
cake mixers > 3rd base
a new puppy > jackem slackem bootyackem

let's double date!

:missmeth:

mmmkay, but Max will be really pissed if I bring home a puppy.
And I'll want yackem.

Are there exceptions to ANY of these rules? Like what if I really LIKE LIKE someone?? Can I throw out these rules, and even Timmah's and Dres rules?

I guess I'm asking is it ever okay to be a loser? Like what if they have an amazing ash, and the moose knuckles are nearly talking to you?

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:42 PM
Take that Timmah!!

:rolleyes: good job dude, just remember you have to play pole pirate for a few months for the crew. have fun, goo times.

Stitches
10-25-2006, 03:46 PM
:rolleyes: good job dude, just remember you have to play pole pirate for a few months for the crew. have fun, goo times.

Shiver me timbers matey! Just let me have a go at that plank. Arrrggghhhh!!! :piratewitheyepatchforsafety:

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 03:48 PM
:tantrum: it doesnt count till d-day says it so i still have W.P.E status

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 04:05 PM
this thread reached 6 pages in record time! look out 3am here it comes.

greatwade
10-25-2006, 04:07 PM
this thread reached 6 pages in record time! look out 3am here it comes.

If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that phrase, I'd have a girlfriend right now!

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 04:09 PM
who needs girlfreind when you have spray

greatwade
10-25-2006, 04:11 PM
who needs girlfreind when you have spray

he says I'm needy, sloppy, and emotionally unavailable. Plus he loves spooning, but I get too warm, and I can't let my knees touch when I'm sleeping!

Timmy54
10-25-2006, 04:17 PM
ugg spooning, why do women like to sleep like that. ugg get off me ho.

as for spray, he is just trying to keep you straight and remind you your a boy toy for him. goo!!

d-day
10-25-2006, 05:14 PM
he says I'm needy, sloppy, and emotionally unavailable. Plus he loves spooning, but I get too warm, and I can't let my knees touch when I'm sleeping!

he was always too aggressive for me - i mean the whole fist, spray?! spray's like the mattress police with no tags on - no class!

FinaciousOne
10-25-2006, 06:01 PM
ugg spooning, why do women like to sleep like that. ugg get off me ho.


I prefer forking.

Spooning is the price you pay for forking.

BritP
10-25-2006, 07:53 PM
WoW....awesome....very impressive posts in there here thread, so insightful, so 'right on', such genius :D

plumber
10-25-2006, 09:03 PM
WoW....awesome....very impressive posts in there here thread, so insightful, so 'right on', such genius :DGO figure thenonly girl at the ladies lounge.:cooldude: :cooldude: :sidelol: :D :dolphins: :eek: :mad: :confused: :goof: I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL!

plumber
10-25-2006, 09:04 PM
I prefer forking.

Spooning is the price you pay for forking.YOU EVER BEEN TO A HAPPY HOUR?

BritP
10-25-2006, 09:05 PM
GO figure thenonly girl at the ladies lounge.:cooldude: :cooldude: :sidelol: :D :dolphins: :eek: :mad: :confused: :goof: I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL!

WoW Plumber, I am sooo impressed with your use of smilies.

plumber
10-25-2006, 09:06 PM
:wink:
WoW....awesome....very impressive posts in there here thread, so insightful, so 'right on', such genius :D

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 09:07 PM
:rolleyes: Never had a problem, women love me!!!

plumber
10-25-2006, 09:07 PM
WoW Plumber, I am sooo impressed with your use of smilies.I love new toys!

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 09:10 PM
my best attribute is my accent, for some reason an English accent drives american women mad. Growing up in the Cayman Islands didn't hurt either. So to get laid often my tips are to get an english accent and move to the Caymans.

My favourite pick up line and it worked too was 'have you ever made love in the Caribbean Sea'. Women would fall for it all the time. Working at a swim up Pool Bar was a great way to meet chicks, buy them an occasional drink and they were yours for the week. Take them out on the boat, catch some fish grill it on the beach, if you couldn't get laid you're useless.

BritP
10-25-2006, 09:11 PM
I love new toys!

AHHAHAHAHAH :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

BritP
10-25-2006, 09:12 PM
my best attribute is my accent, for some reason an English accent drives american women mad. Growing up in the Cayman Islands didn't hurt either. So to get laid often my tips are to get an english accent and move to the Caymans.

My favourite pick up line and it worked too was 'have you ever made love in the Caribbean Sea'. Women would fall for it all the time. Working at a swim up Pool Bar was a great way to meet chicks, buy them an occasional drink and they were yours for the week. Take them out on the boat, catch some fish grill it on the beach, if you couldn't get laid you're useless.

I'll co-sign with you on that one. I know my one friend goes insane when she hears a guys with an accent.

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 09:17 PM
I'll co-sign with you on that one. I know my one friend goes insane when she hears a guys with an accent.

I speak french in intimate moments!!

Vous semblez le grand ce soir, je t'aime !

BritP
10-25-2006, 09:23 PM
I speak french in intimate moments!!

Vous semblez le grand ce soir, je t'aime !


OOOoOoOo NJ, your accent is soooo friggin HAWT!

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 09:23 PM
WoW....awesome....very impressive posts in there here thread, so insightful, so 'right on', such genius :D

Hi, Brit. I am not sure these posts are so insightful. Maybe they are, if they're dating for fun, as the "payout" indicated by many here, and whatnot, and that is all cool. I've always been a financially secure woman, and the men I've dated, at first (after we'd split tabs or I'd switch off paying) were offended if I offered to pay. I've always had my own money, so it's a bit offensive to me that I'd expect a man to pay, yet when I offered, was shut down. I guess I don't fit the profile of an opportunistic female, and I know many who don't.

I also recall quite a few men who sought me out because I can stand on my own financially. A good dad's advice weeds out these losers. My dad's the BEST. So, this is my comparison/contrast to all the evil women who want, and can't afford, an expensive dinner :lol:

BritP
10-25-2006, 09:25 PM
Hi, Brit. I am not sure these posts are so insightful. Maybe they are, if they're dating for fun, as the "payout" indicated by many here, and whatnot, and that is all cool. I've always been a financially secure woman, and the men I've dated, at first (after we'd split tabs or I'd switch off paying) were offended if I offered to pay. I've always had my own money, so it's a bit offensive to me that I'd expect a man to pay, yet when I offered, was shut down. I guess I don't fit the profile of an opportunistic female, and I know many who don't.

I also recall quite a few men who sought me out because I can stand on my own financially. A good dad's advice weeds out these losers. My dad's the BEST. So, this is my comparison/contrast to all the evil women who want, and can't afford, an expensive dinner :lol:

:lol: geez, I always pay for both dinners (his and mine). I've never had a guy refuse to let me pay.

Clumpy
10-25-2006, 09:29 PM
Hi, Brit. I am not sure these posts are so insightful. Maybe they are, if they're dating for fun, as the "payout" indicated by many here, and whatnot, and that is all cool. I've always been a financially secure woman, and the men I've dated, at first (after we'd split tabs or I'd switch off paying) were offended if I offered to pay. I've always had my own money, so it's a bit offensive to me that I'd expect a man to pay, yet when I offered, was shut down. I guess I don't fit the profile of an opportunistic female, and I know many who don't.

I also recall quite a few men who sought me out because I can stand on my own financially. A good dad's advice weeds out these losers. My dad's the BEST. So, this is my comparison/contrast to all the evil women who want, and can't afford, an expensive dinner :lol:


Where are ya taking me for dinner? :foundout:

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 09:29 PM
Hi, Brit. I am not sure these posts are so insightful. Maybe they are, if they're dating for fun, as the "payout" indicated by many here, and whatnot, and that is all cool. I've always been a financially secure woman, and the men I've dated, at first (after we'd split tabs or I'd switch off paying) were offended if I offered to pay. I've always had my own money, so it's a bit offensive to me that I'd expect a man to pay, yet when I offered, was shut down. I guess I don't fit the profile of an opportunistic female, and I know many who don't.

I also recall quite a few men who sought me out because I can stand on my own financially. A good dad's advice weeds out these losers. My dad's the BEST. So, this is my comparison/contrast to all the evil women who want, and can't afford, an expensive dinner :lol:

:sidelol: My wife makes more then twice what I make, I find it very sexy!!!!!!

Clumpy
10-25-2006, 09:31 PM
Seriously, I've always felt it was a man's obligation early on to pay.

Stitches
10-25-2006, 09:32 PM
:lol: geez, I always pay for both dinners (his and mine). I've never had a guy refuse to let me pay.

If it were a date date, and we weren't steady, I would be opposed to you paying anything but the tip.

Clumpy
10-25-2006, 09:32 PM
I wouldn't mind being a "stay at home" daddy :D

Stitches
10-25-2006, 09:33 PM
Seriously, I've always felt it was a man's obligation early on to pay.

Same here Clump, same here.

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 09:40 PM
:lol: geez, I always pay for both dinners (his and mine). I've never had a guy refuse to let me pay.

Nothing wrong with that. Just know you're dealing with a player who keeps his investments close. I don't care the generation; most guys get offended if a girl tries to pay on an initial date, if he really likes the girl. And, believe me, I'm no throwback gal to the 50's or anything, that's just the way it is.

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 09:41 PM
Where are ya taking me for dinner? :foundout:

:lol: my blood is clean :wink:

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 09:49 PM
I wouldn't mind being a "stay at home" daddy :D

Its not so easy when wifey makes the big bucks, believe me!!!!!!!

rob19
10-25-2006, 10:05 PM
great thread guys.:up: Ill definitly need some advice in the future.

Speaking of, how nice is too nice? ive had problems with that before because im a really nice guy, but id like to get your guys/girls opinion.

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 10:12 PM
Its not so easy when wifey makes the big bucks, believe me!!!!!!!

I think it's all transitional, and reasonable people deal with it. There have been times, such as after 9/11 and our temporary move to the FL Keys, and after, my husband's had to switch jobs, but it's always worked out.

He makes a lot more money than I do, yet my steadfast occupation and love for it has been a major factor in our maintaining a comfortable life. He had other assets to contribute then, until he found a better job, yet, my career provided benefits and stability. Who knew his paying for a dinner at Max's Grille after meeting would lead to this :lol:

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:17 PM
I speak french in intimate moments!!

Vous semblez le grand ce soir, je t'aime !
J'espère que les filles disent ceci à vous, pas l'autre manière autour!

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:20 PM
I think it's all transitional, and reasonable people deal with it. There have been times, such as after 9/11 and our temporary move to the FL Keys, and after, my husband's had to switch jobs, but it's always worked out.

He makes a lot more money than I do, yet my steadfast occupation and love for it has been a major factor in our maintaining a comfortable life. He had other assets to contribute then, until he found a better job, yet, my career provided benefits and stability. Who knew his paying for a dinner at Max's Grille after meeting would lead to this :lol:

My wife knew what she wanted at an early age (And I'm not talking me!) Now she is a big shot Nurse making very good money, she makes her hours, no weekends or holidays.

Me on the other hand, I'm a 42 year-old with a 16 year-old mind! I really only decided what I really love to do (As you know, we talked about it) and now I'm going for it.

But, I owe her big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm sure she will make me pay when I'm out of school!!:sidelol:


But I really don't have a problem with her making the big bucks, I'm comfortable with it. It all helps the family, and I don't have a problem playing the mom more then her. And its tough being the mom!!!

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:20 PM
I'll co-sign with you on that one. I know my one friend goes insane when she hears a guys with an accent.
Its brilliant luv, all I have to do is start talking and they start going mad, good thing I am happily married otherwise I would always be knackered from all the rogering! :sidelol:

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:21 PM
J'espère que les filles disent ceci à vous, pas l'autre manière autour!

:lol: , yes, its told to me!!!!! My french is very rusty!

rob19
10-25-2006, 10:23 PM
Its brilliant luv, all I have to do is start talking and they start going mad, good thing I am happily married otherwise I would always be knackered from all the rogering! :sidelol:

what the flip did you just say?:lol:

tucker
10-25-2006, 10:25 PM
one of my pick up lines was that i used to go out and just be like did i go to high school with you...you look familiar etc etc...she'll say she went to so and so school and i'll be like no i went to :insert school name:.then just change the subject to asking whats your name...and i just take it from there..it worked too....hell i should start doing that again.

dreday
10-25-2006, 10:25 PM
great thread guys.:up: Ill definitly need some advice in the future.

Speaking of, how nice is too nice? ive had problems with that before because im a really nice guy, but id like to get your guys/girls opinion.
Well for one you dont really want to make yourself the "nice" guy.Nice=Friends.Dont get me wrong,the idea is not to treat women bad.Not saying that at all.You want to treat them the best that any man has treated them.The idea is to create that attraction.Without that you have nothing.Open doors, be a gentleman etc.

Make them laugh,tease them,and if they are really hot there will be a "meltdown" of sorts.This is just some of the many things that creates this attraction,and hey you can start by doing this.

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:27 PM
Well for one you dont really want to make yourself the "nice" guy.Nice=Friends.Dont get me wrong,the idea is not to treat women bad.Not saying that at all.You want to treat them the best that any man has treated them.The idea is to create that attraction.Without that you have nothing.Open doors, be a gentleman etc.

Make them laugh,tease them,and if they are really hot there will be a "meltdown" of sorts.This is just some of the many things that creates this attraction,and hey you can start by doing this.

Does your mom know about this thread!!!!!!!:lol:

dreday
10-25-2006, 10:29 PM
Does your mom know about this thread!!!!!!!:lol:
My mom hasnt truly dated in over 30 years man.What could she possibly know about "dating"?:lol: Notice I havent mentioned anything about relationships.Now thats territories beyond me at this point.

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:29 PM
:lol: , yes, its told to me!!!!!
:lol: just making sure mate! Never know you might be fond of the BBW but from seeing the picture of your wife in Colorado, I figured you weren't unless it was a little side fetish.

Madamoiselle, vous êtes ce soir tout à fait grand, j'aimez les femmes qui ressemblent à la chanson de Queen "big fat nanny"

tucker
10-25-2006, 10:30 PM
i also have a shirt that says 10 inches..that works alot too

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 10:33 PM
J'espère que les filles disent ceci à vous, pas l'autre manière autour!

Tell me this...why can I read and understand your French but not Nj's? I am not being a smart azz here. For real.

rob19
10-25-2006, 10:33 PM
Well for one you dont really want to make yourself the "nice" guy.Nice=Friends.Dont get me wrong,the idea is not to treat women bad.Not saying that at all.You want to treat them the best that any man has treated them.The idea is to create that attraction.Without that you have nothing.Open doors, be a gentleman etc.

Make them laugh,tease them,and if they are really hot there will be a "meltdown" of sorts.This is just some of the many things that creates this attraction,and hey you can start by doing this.

Thank Dre, you should right i book:lol: , but how do you know (if its not obvious) that youve created that attraction, and once you do where do you move from there.

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:35 PM
:lol: just making sure mate! Never know you might be fond of the BBW but from seeing the picture of your wife in Colorado, I figured you weren't unless it was a little side fetish.

Madamoiselle, vous êtes ce soir tout à fait grand, j'aimez les femmes qui ressemblent à la chanson de Queen "big fat nanny"

:sidelol:

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:35 PM
what the flip did you just say?:lol:
:sidelol: Knackered means really tired and rogering means ****ing. English slang. Now you can go up to some girl and ask her if she wants to roger you and get away with it without a slap in the face!

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:38 PM
Tell me this...why can I read and understand your French but not Nj's? I am not being a smart azz here. For real.

Because mine sucks!!!!!!!!:lol:

I only had two years, and my dictionary is very old!!!!


I should have said, its the Northern French slang!!!!!

My son is in his 5th year of French (he is in 2nd year of HS), and he can't understand what I say!

That's why I'm taking American sign language now!

rob19
10-25-2006, 10:39 PM
:sidelol: Knackered means really tired and rogering means ****ing. English slang. Now you can go up to some girl and ask her if she wants to roger you and get away with it without a slap in the face!

Nice, i might have to try that.:lol:

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:39 PM
Tell me this...why can I read and understand your French but not Nj's? I am not being a smart azz here. For real.
Thats because his accent is ****e! Bloody New Joisey accent butchers anything :sidelol:

Probably because I speak High French, which is textbook french without much slang, though my german has far more slang and dialect in it as I learnt that differently. NJ's is slangish, or english translated directly into french I suppose not sure.

dreday
10-25-2006, 10:41 PM
Thank Dre, you should right i book:lol: , but how do you know (if its not obvious) that youve created that attraction, and once you do where do you move from there.

Yeah its becomes pretty obvious.Things like she starts calling you,wants you around,invites you places.Once you create that attraction and you truly like her,you want to move forward you dont wanna scare her away.Where are you looking at getting with women?I hope not a relationship :lol:

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:43 PM
Because mine sucks!!!!!!!!:lol:

I only had two years, and my dictionary is very old!!!!


I should have said, its the Northern French slang!!!!!

My son is in his 5th year of French (he is in 2nd year of HS), and he can't understand what I say!

That's why I'm taking American sign language now!
We taught all our kids basic ASL when they were babies, my 20 month old still signs eat, more, water and all done. It has really helped cut down tantrums when they couldn't talk but knew what they wanted. Now I am teaching my boys, French, German and the little Spanish I know. Their Spanish is getting pretty good which is cool as we live in the US and they get to practice it more than French and German.

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:43 PM
My mom hasnt truly dated in over 30 years man.What could she possibly know about "dating"?:lol: Notice I havent mentioned anything about relationships.Now thats territories beyond me at this point.

Man, I don't know what I would do if I was single, I have been married 20 years, and with my wife since 1983!!!!!

I would go to a single club and be acting like John Travolta in Grease and getting my @$$ kicked!!!!!!:(

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:44 PM
Nice, i might have to try that.:lol:
NO worries mate, it could be a good ice breaker, just tell her some crazy limey ******* told you it and you will get away with it.

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 10:45 PM
Because mine sucks!!!!!!!!:lol:

I only had two years, and my dictionary is very old!!!!


I should have said, its the Northern French slang!!!!!

My son is in his 5th year of French (he is in 2nd year of HS), and he can't understand what I say!

That's why I'm taking American sign language now!

i told you my school has an ASL program. I took my second period to a show they put on last week. Long story short, it was amazing. The kids signed and danced to Broadway and pop tunes with the scores playing in the background...my kids were very impressed I know how to to the Time Warp :lol:

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:46 PM
Man, I don't know what I would do if I was single, I have been married 20 years, and with my wife since 1983!!!!!

I would go to a single club and be acting like John Travolta in Grease and getting my @$$ kicked!!!!!!:(
:lol:, nah just meet some snow bunny on the slopes, no need to club it when you are our age! :D

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:46 PM
We taught all our kids basic ASL when they were babies, my 20 month old still signs eat, more, water and all done. It has really helped cut down tantrums when they couldn't talk but knew what they wanted. Now I am teaching my boys, French, German and the little Spanish I know. Their Spanish is getting pretty good which is cool as we live in the US and they get to practice it more than French and German.

I'm enjoying ASL (If you don't know, I'm back in school after 20 years to get my teachers degree). I took Spanish last year and it dam near killed me. Got a C and took it and ran. What I was ticked off with was, I had 7 kids from Latin america in my class that spoke the language! So they would answer all the questions, and the teacher would speed thru things. I can't tell you how much that pissed me off! Killed my GPA!

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:47 PM
:lol:, nah just meet some snow bunny on the slopes, no need to club it when you are our age! :D

I can do that!!!!:lol:

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 10:47 PM
Thats because his accent is ****e! Bloody New Joisey accent butchers anything :sidelol:

Probably because I speak High French, which is textbook french without much slang, though my german has far more slang and dialect in it as I learnt that differently. NJ's is slangish, or english translated directly into french I suppose not sure.

Okay, I don't speak ANY German, but I am textbook AND slang educated in French. I'll let NJ off the hook ;)

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:48 PM
i told you my school has an ASL program. I took my second period to a show they put on last week. Long story short, it was amazing. The kids signed and danced to Broadway and pop tunes with the scores playing in the background...my kids were very impressed I know how to to the Time Warp :lol:

Time Warp and Broadway just shouldn't go together!

rob19
10-25-2006, 10:49 PM
Yeah its becomes pretty obvious.Things like she starts calling you,wants you around,invites you places.Once you create that attraction and you truly like her,you want to move forward you dont wanna scare her away.Where are you looking at getting with women?I hope not a relationship :lol:

yeah actually, ive never really had a girlfriend so yes i was looking to get into a relationship:lol:, any advice?

HolliFinFan
10-25-2006, 10:50 PM
Time Warp and Broadway just shouldn't go together!

Yea, well quess what Chicago tune they chose :lol:

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:51 PM
I can do that!!!!:lol:
yes sir, just tell them

Mademoiselle, je voudrais savoir si je pourrais utiliser votre ski-in chalet, nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean, know what I mean ?? (God I love Monty Python, anyone know which movie that last part came from, the nudge nudge etc)

tucker
10-25-2006, 10:52 PM
another thing that works is if you go out with a couple girls and maybe just 1 or 2 guys, when you start enteracting with one of the girls, make sure its not the hottest, but not the ugliest girl...by the end of the nite the hotter girl will get jealous and b/c your flirting with her friend who she feels isnt as pretty as she is, she will come to you b/c she will feel like she isnt wanted...some times you can seal the deal the same nite

Clumpy
10-25-2006, 10:52 PM
Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again

:cpatch:

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 10:52 PM
Monty Python!!!!

Good, that's one of the best shows!!!!

dreday
10-25-2006, 10:53 PM
Man, I don't know what I would do if I was single, I have been married 20 years, and with my wife since 1983!!!!!

I would go to a single club and be acting like John Travolta in Grease and getting my @$$ kicked!!!!!!:(

:lol: I know. Im not in the dating scene anymore either.The youngins have alot more issues to deal with than even we did (School shootings being one).Dating is another, but if I can help some of the young guys avoid taking some of the lumps I did when I was comin up then its a good thing.

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:54 PM
I'm enjoying ASL (If you don't know, I'm back in school after 20 years to get my teachers degree). I took Spanish last year and it dam near killed me. Got a C and took it and ran. What I was ticked off with was, I had 7 kids from Latin america in my class that spoke the language! So they would answer all the questions, and the teacher would speed thru things. I can't tell you how much that pissed me off! Killed my GPA!

I had heard that mate, good stuff! I sucked at school, got asked to leave University. ****ing place was boring as **** warmed up. So I respect you going back. We had a fluent German speaker in high school, but his grammar sucked so he kept on failing the written tests!

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 10:56 PM
Anyway night all, if I dont get the laundry folded, I will be needing this column to help get dates!

NJFINSFAN1
10-25-2006, 11:05 PM
Anyway night all, if I dont get the laundry folded, I will be needing this column to help get dates!

Yeah bed time for me, night all!

dreday
10-25-2006, 11:09 PM
yeah actually, ive never really had a girlfriend so yes i was looking to get into a relationship:lol:, any advice?

Ive never gone out with women expecting a relationship.You need to date as many women as you can before you decide youve found one you want a relationship with.As it is, Im engaged now,and it took me awhile to learn what it is about women that made them tick.I see youre 15 so Id take my time and safely date as many women as you can.

Most relationships in high school dont last too long,but hey youre in the beginning stages of dating so theres nothing wrong with that.If you want,I'll go step by step of what has worked for me with many,many women.Right now Ive got to take care of home.Look forward to talking soon tho Rob.

rob19
10-25-2006, 11:15 PM
Ive never gone out with women expecting a relationship.You need to date as many women as you can before you decide youve found one you want a relationship with.As it is, Im engaged now,and it took me awhile to learn what it is about women that made them tick.I see youre 15 so Id take my time and safely date as many women as you can.

Most relationships in high school dont last too long,but hey youre in the beginning stages of dating so theres nothing wrong with that.If you want,I'll go step by step of what has worked for me with many,many women.Right now Ive got to take care of home.Look forward to talking soon tho Rob.

Thanks Dre, ill definitly let you know if i need any help or advice.

MNFINFAN
10-25-2006, 11:20 PM
Thanks Dre, ill definitly let you know if i need any help or advice.
good luck dude, the thing Dre mentioned and I would reiterate is that never expect a relationship, or go looking for one. Meet lots of girls, have fun and one day you will have a great lady, maybe a family and a great future.

Whenever I made the mistake of pushing or looking for a relationship it never turned out well. Hell I picked my wife up at a bar when she was on holiday, just some random tourist. 12 years later we are still having a great time and have 3 amazing kids for it too.

Stitches
10-25-2006, 11:29 PM
good luck dude, the thing Dre mentioned and I would reiterate is that never expect a relationship, or go looking for one. Meet lots of girls, have fun and one day you will have a great lady, maybe a family and a great future.

Whenever I made the mistake of pushing or looking for a relationship it never turned out well. Hell I picked my wife up at a bar when she was on holiday, just some random tourist. 12 years later we are still having a great time and have 3 amazing kids for it too.

Yea, both serious relationships I've had resulted when I wasn't looking for anything at all. It kind of just happenned. So I guess I was able to be myself more, because I wasn't trying to impress anyone or anything. I was just being me. And hey, I guess that IS enough for some girls.

dreday
10-26-2006, 12:04 AM
Yea, both serious relationships I've had resulted when I wasn't looking for anything at all. It kind of just happenned. So I guess I was able to be myself more, because I wasn't trying to impress anyone or anything. I was just being me. And hey, I guess that IS enough for some girls.

One more thing and its bedtime for me too:Its cool and the best thing to be yourself,but women arent attracted to guys they think are average.Lets get that straight.

Attraction doesnt make logical sense.Women dont say "Oh hes that nice guy,loyal type from a good family...AND THAT TURNS ME ON.Notice how I keep saying ATTRACTION in damn near every post.You dont have it, you dont got it.Get it.? Good.:lol:

Nope....

Women say things like:

"Hes sexy.."Theres chemistry between us..."I really feel something for him".

And if a woman feels that strong attraction for you the rest of the equation doesnt really matter at all.And if she feels it,shell go out of her way to find good reasons to be with you...Even if youre not her physical type.

On the other hand all the gifts, dinners,niceness in the world will not make her feel that attraction.

So your next question might be how do you go about making her feel this attraction?Well I'll go on in the morning,but right now Its B-time.Glad I can help.I love this subject!!:lol:

greatwade
10-26-2006, 10:05 AM
A dating thread hijacked by a linguistics lesson.

I've now seen it all.

For the record, MNFINFAN (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/member.php?u=1268), that is flippin sweet you are teaching y'or kids that. They be leaps/bounds ahead of their peers. My cousin's kids signed before they could speak. Twas adorable when they'd thank you for stuff.

I can say, apple (that monkey movie), I'm hungry, and I'm horny.

dreday
10-26-2006, 12:17 PM
Damn Colorado is crazy!!Yesterday it was 60 degrees.Now w'ere havin' a blizzard and 14 inches of snow.It'll be 60 again this weekend.

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 12:24 PM
A dating thread hijacked by a linguistics lesson.

I've now seen it all.

For the record, MNFINFAN (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/member.php?u=1268), that is flippin sweet you are teaching y'or kids that. They be leaps/bounds ahead of their peers. My cousin's kids signed before they could speak. Twas adorable when they'd thank you for stuff.

I can say, apple (that monkey movie), I'm hungry, and I'm horny.
We were teaching the kids on FH the language of love dude :sidelol:

As for my kids, yeah they are doing well, the different languages has really helped especially the ASL, actually it has helped my wife and my sanity more than anything else lol! Even this morning my 20 moth old who has some grunts that sound like words, was watching Dora, and then realised he was hungry and started signing eat to me, so off to breakfast he went, makes it real nice and easy.

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 12:25 PM
sweet, maybe we will get some of that snow here for a day!

dreday
10-26-2006, 12:29 PM
sweet, maybe we will get some of that snow here for a day!
You guys will get yours in due time...This storm is headed east towards the panhandle they say

dreday
10-26-2006, 12:50 PM
Back on topic.As I was saying attraction is the key to all women.Im gonna go on record as saying that women know within seconds wether youre somebody shes "interested" in.All has to do with the body language fellas.

I think,like i said in an earlier post,if your body language says the right things youre on womens radar,if it says the wrong things,well guess what.No matter what you say,youll get rejection.I guess you can tell how much I used to go out and watch,and try things.:lol: The best line in the world will leave you with not even the digits.

The good news is this can be learned.Just like any other skill.Just like the whole dating scene.Just think of it as a skill that you can hone,and become a master at.

greatwade
10-26-2006, 12:53 PM
Back on topic.As I was saying attraction is the key to all women.Im gonna go on record as saying that women know within seconds wether youre somebody shes "interested" in.All has to do with the body language fellas.

I think,like i said in an earlier post,if your body language says the right things youre on womens radar,if it says the wrong things,well guess what.No matter what you say,youll get rejection.I guess you can tell how much I used to go out and watch,and try things.:lol: The best line in the world will leave you with not even the digits.

The good news is this can be learned.Just like any other skill.Just like the whole dating scene.Just think of it as a skill that you can hone,and become a master at.
I'll take that noise one step further, and say it's not just body language but facial expressions. When Spray and I are out trolling, we like to give the ladies that look, you know the one ladies....

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/10/12514-1.jpg

Spray ^__________________________ ^ Me

dreday
10-26-2006, 12:56 PM
I'll take that noise one step further, and say it's not just body language but facial expressions. When Spray and I are out trolling, we like to give the ladies that look, you know the one ladies....

http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/viihde/leffasivujen_kuvat/12514.jpg

Spray ^__________________________ ^ Me

Its all physical big dawg :lol: Most men dont understand this I bet.You put in wimp mode,you get wimp mode response.You put in masculine mode...You get to butter the roll.:lol:

greatwade
10-26-2006, 01:05 PM
Its all physical big dawg :lol: Most men dont understand this I bet.You put in wimp mode,you get wimp mode response.You put in masculine mode...You get to butter the roll.:lol:
+1

and at this time of year, a good halloween costume doesn't hurt

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

I shall copy this genius for the Shooters 24th anal block party. Any and all
in South Florida should cum by. I'll be happy to give you a sip.

dreday
10-26-2006, 01:13 PM
+1

and at this time of year, a good halloween costume doesn't hurt

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2004/01/collegehumor.34692.451xAUTO.jpg

I shall copy this genius for the Shooters 24th anal block party. Any all
in South Florida should cum by. I'll be happy to give you a sip.

There you go...Thatll get em nekkid.If you own a house well...thatll just turn it into "Wades Sex Palace".We need MNFinFan to twist up the foreign accents a lil bit tho.:lol:

greatwade
10-26-2006, 01:20 PM
There you go...Thatll get em nekkid.If you own a house well...thatll just turn it into "Wades Sex Palace".We need MNFinFan to twist up the foreign accents a lil bit tho.:lol:

I dunno @ all that. I have a but a meager abode here in Pompton

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

I'll let you now how the wine distribution goes though :hi5:

dreday
10-26-2006, 01:25 PM
I dunno @ all that. I have a but a meager abode here in Pompton

http://www.greaton.com/thecrib.jpg

I'll let you now how the wine distribution goes though :hi5:
Word!! Myself, I like better than average looking ladies.So I'll see If I can catch the next redeye and meet you at the Palace!!

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 01:27 PM
nice halloween pic there wade. i once went as a mason all dressed in dirty overalls and an old trucker hat with a sign that read "bricklayer", my girl came as a brick. Haaa haaa.

Stitches
10-26-2006, 01:27 PM
I dunno @ all that. I have a but a meager abode here in Pompton

http://www.greaton.com/thecrib.jpg

I'll let you now how the wine distribution goes though :hi5:

STFU!

Why didn't you focus on the truck with the white top in the upper right corner more? I know that's your meager abode.

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 01:28 PM
I dunno @ all that. I have a but a meager abode here in Pompton

http://www.greaton.com/thecrib.jpg

I'll let you now how the wine distribution goes though :hi5:

i call dibs on the guest room overlooking the pool. got to be able to catch the late night skinny dipping. Brit is still comming isnt she??

greatwade
10-26-2006, 01:35 PM
nice halloween pic there wade. i once went as a mason all dressed in dirty overalls and an old trucker hat with a sign that read "bricklayer", my girl came as a brick. Haaa haaa.

We thought about that. But plumber didn't want to go dressed as a pipe.

greatwade
10-26-2006, 01:36 PM
i call dibs on the guest room overlooking the pool. got to be able to catch the late night skinny dipping. Brit is still comming isnt she??

Where do you see a pool? I don't have one! You jerk, thanks for making me feel like a have-not. :boohoo:

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 01:38 PM
Where do you see a pool? I don't have one! You jerk, thanks for making me feel like a have-not. :boohoo:

thought that was the pool near the garden, oh dang, i didnt mean to bust on your place. Its cool man, i will take the guest house off the east wing, its all good bro.

dreday
10-26-2006, 02:03 PM
Just face it ya'll its Wades World !! on Halloween.I want the room closest to the hot tub and sauna.Puhleeeeese Wade?

greatwade
10-26-2006, 02:08 PM
Just face it ya'll its Wades World !! on Halloween.I want the room closest to the hot tub and sauna.Puhleeeeese Wade?

you gots its my brudda from anudda mudda.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

careful in that tub though, we keep it mighty hot

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 02:12 PM
what i like about that pic there are people waiting to be the next one roasted. lol

dreday
10-26-2006, 02:12 PM
you gots its my brudda from anudda mudda.

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-05/redneck-hot-tub.jpg

careful in that tub though, we keep it mighty hot

Ooops just spilled beer on myself.I hope all the tackheads arent in there when I get there tho man.Need more ladies fa sho.:tantrum: :D

greatwade
10-26-2006, 02:15 PM
i demand to know what kind of beer that green stuff is. Taint Heiney, that's fo sho

lazareth
10-26-2006, 02:15 PM
more job hunting tips!!!

oops, wrong thread :escape:

tucker
10-26-2006, 02:24 PM
Back on topic.As I was saying attraction is the key to all women.Im gonna go on record as saying that women know within seconds wether youre somebody shes "interested" in.All has to do with the body language fellas.



yup..never put your hands in your pockets..always keep them in front of you or in the back...never cross your arms when you are talking to a girl also..it shows you are defensive and putting hands in pockets shows insecurity...dont scratch or touch your face when talking to them...keep you eyes always at their mouth and eyes...

dreday
10-26-2006, 02:27 PM
yup..never put your hands in your pockets..always keep them in front of you or in the back...never cross your arms when you are talking to a girl also..it shows you are defensive and putting hands in pockets shows insecurity...dont scratch or touch your face when talking to them...keep you eyes always at their mouth and eyes...

Yep...I'd be willing to bet youre a salesman of some sort.Learned this in sales training.

tucker
10-26-2006, 02:28 PM
Yep...I'd be willing to bet youre a salesman of some sort.Learned this in sales training.ya..but you can relate it to everything pretty much

greatwade
10-26-2006, 02:30 PM
I have had some trouble with pocket pool around teh ladies.

I was gonna see if this could be see as 2nd date material, per WPE's perscription, but I see this is NOT good.

I'm the worst.dater.evar :(

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 02:31 PM
remember, the 15 minute date wade can be having coffee sitting down, as long as she doesnt see, pocket pool is game on!!!

BritP
10-26-2006, 02:46 PM
I wanna go to that party, but I don't wanna get boiled as soup like those two guys. Looks like cannabolism to me.

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 02:47 PM
I dunno @ all that. I have a but a meager abode here in Pompton

http://www.greaton.com/thecrib.jpg

I'll let you now how the wine distribution goes though :hi5:
I was wondering who bought my ex pad. You find the hidden party room yet ;)

I moved up to this one.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

greatwade
10-26-2006, 02:55 PM
I was wondering who bought my ex pad. You find the hidden party room yet ;)

I moved up to this one.

http://www.athenausa.com/My_house_now.jpg

nice, but sideways move if you ask me. And yeah, we found your party room.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/10/148581804_0aa2468329_m-1.jpg Love the padding!

BTW, uncool what you did in all 62 toilets bro. Really uncool. Thank goodness my roomie is a plumber. :shakeno:

Clumpy
10-26-2006, 03:04 PM
Damn Colorado is crazy!!Yesterday it was 60 degrees.Now w'ere havin' a blizzard and 14 inches of snow.It'll be 60 again this weekend.


Been there :yikes:

dreday
10-26-2006, 03:18 PM
Been there :yikes:
City shutdown...Cant even go shoppin':boohoo:

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 03:19 PM
nice, but sideways move if you ask me. And yeah, we found your party room.

http://static.flickr.com/52/148581804_0aa2468329_m.jpg Love the padding!

BTW, uncool what you did in all 62 toilets bro. Really uncool. Thank goodness my roomie is a plumber. :shakeno:
nah this one has 5 swimming pools, I needed one for each member of my family. Plus then I bring the strippers over for the screening of the latest Vivid flick in my 50 seat Theater, however it can be yours for a mere $140 million.

greatwade
10-26-2006, 03:21 PM
nah this one has 5 swimming pools, I needed one for each member of my family. Plus then I bring the strippers over for the screening of the latest Vivid flick in my 50 seat Theater, however it can be yours for a mere $140 million.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Sweet, I'll put the motor boat in one of the pools.

dreday
10-26-2006, 03:24 PM
nah this one has 5 swimming pools, I needed one for each member of my family. Plus then I bring the strippers over for the screening of the latest Vivid flick in my 50 seat Theater, however it can be yours for a mere $140 million.

Word up man!!Now all we need is the moniker on Wades place to read "Wades Sex Palace" in french. Can this be done?

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 03:26 PM
nice, but sideways move if you ask me. And yeah, we found your party room.

http://static.flickr.com/52/148581804_0aa2468329_m.jpg Love the padding!

BTW, uncool what you did in all 62 toilets bro. Really uncool. Thank goodness my roomie is a plumber. :shakeno:
LOL I missed this........

hey just a little parting gift.

Chip Douglas
10-26-2006, 03:29 PM
Was over at my boyfriends place but I got a big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants! Thought i'd get him in the mood with some free cable, cuz free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac. So i said, " I'll juice ya up." He b!tch slapped me! So i said, "Well maybe I shouldn't have come at all, JERK OFF!" and went home to watch a movie. Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

Clumpy
10-26-2006, 03:30 PM
City shutdown...Cant even go shoppin':boohoo:


At least you still have power.........I lost power for a whole week

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 03:33 PM
:eek:
http://content-golf.live.advance.net/images/gd200411/kindred1.jpg

Sweet, I'll put the motor boat in one of the pools.

it isnt a boat till you have another boat in the back, just in case.:eek:

Stitches
10-26-2006, 03:38 PM
Was over at my boyfriends place but I got a big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants! Thought i'd get him in the mood with some free cable, cuz free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac. So i said, " I'll juice ya up." He b!tch slapped me! So i said, "Well maybe I shouldn't have come at all, JERK OFF!" and went home to watch a movie. Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

Might want to put on a bathing suit, because you'll be channel surfing in NO TIME!

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 03:41 PM
Word up man!!Now all we need is the moniker on Wades place to read "Wades Sex Palace" in french. Can this be done?
Literally Wade's Sex Palace is 'Le Palais du Sexe du Wade' I think Le Palais du Sexe is a bit better.

Timmy54
10-26-2006, 05:00 PM
dont care what it is called in french, i just want it on pay per view:jt0323:

BritP
10-26-2006, 07:24 PM
Literally Wade's Sex Palace is 'Le Palais du Sexe du Wade' I think Le Palais du Sexe is a bit better.

Wow, Wade has a sex palace? :eek:

MNFINFAN
10-26-2006, 08:33 PM
Wow, Wade has a sex palace? :eek:
yeah, he is looking for roomies, I have exclusive first pic here.




http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/10/txdpoh12-1.jpg

dreday
10-26-2006, 08:51 PM
dont care what it is called in french, i just want it on pay per view:jt0323:
Thats right...Get your popcorn ready.While I am a retired porn-star,I am here to help future porn-stars make it out there in the mine-field called dating.:evil:

greatwade
10-27-2006, 09:24 AM
Wow, Wade has a sex palace? :eek:

nope, I'm a virgin too. I'm just really, really bad @ it. :tongue:

Timmy54
10-27-2006, 09:25 AM
brits no virgin, i dont care how many times she claims it, someone is loving on that nice bod!!!:tantrum:

greatwade
10-27-2006, 09:35 AM
brits no virgin, i dont care how many times she claims it, someone is loving on that nice bod!!!:tantrum:

blasphemous. Remember Connie Swale? She had a nice bod too.

Timmy54
10-27-2006, 09:37 AM
and Friday took care of that didnt he. Man did i love Tom Hanks in that movie.

Stitches
10-27-2006, 09:38 AM
blasphemous. Remember Connie Swale? She had a nice bod too.

I don't know of Connie Swale, but I believe Brit if she says she is.

Timmy54
10-27-2006, 09:40 AM
I don't know of Connie Swale, but I believe Brit if she says she is.


:sidelol: stiches doesnt know a reference to one of the all time comedies. You need to rent this one pal. If you ever discover what movie it is???

greatwade
10-27-2006, 09:41 AM
I don't know of Connie Swale, but I believe Brit if she says she is.

b/c I said 'too' in my comment, this all started. Frankly, what/where/who/why she does with her lady business is her own damn business.

But I'm sure she takes solace in knowing Stitches believes in her :hi5:

Timmy54
10-27-2006, 09:43 AM
i am sorry to brit, i shouldnt be discussing her lady stuff around like that, i will keep my opions and my butt to myself. thank you

greatwade
10-27-2006, 09:45 AM
:sidelol: stiches doesnt know a reference to one of the all time comedies. You need to rent this one pal. If you ever discover what movie it is???
Elizabeth Ashley is my pop's second cousin.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

and a GIS revealed nudies. Ewwwwwww, I just looked at my relative's boobs. That's what I get for bringing up somebody ELSE's sex life I suppose. :shakeno:

dreday
10-27-2006, 11:36 AM
Do you guys see the Borderline Peronality Disorder thread my man Texasfish started?I dont know if he didnt see this thread or what...But this is EXACTLY the thread he should be in.I mean my first thought was he couldnt really be serious,but then his replies indicated that he was.

Look Im sure hes a "good guy",whose intentions mean well and all that jazz.Hes probably waiting for the the chance to TELL HER how he FEELS,hoping that she sees the light,and come running to his arms....and that he'll be able to give her everything she wanted in a man.

Well hes not a doctor and hes in waaaay over his head.He's lucky he hasnt been out with her yet.He's still got a chance.Its amazing to me,but Im sure hes passed over dozens of oppurtunities to meet beautiful, intelligent women without disorders.And...if he doesnt get out help,he'll spend days,months,or even YEARS trying to get the attention of a woman who either isnt interested, or for that matter not even worth it.Texas man, if you read this its no pun intended, so dont take this as attacking you as I only want to help.Just face it us men have been badly programmed in the way of handling dating women for a long time.

Do yourself a favor man, come into this thread and talk to some of the guys in this thread.It'll help trust me.Man did I say all that??:lol:

Timmy54
10-27-2006, 11:41 AM
you go dre, keep us on topic.

greatwade
10-27-2006, 11:49 AM
Do you guys see the Borderline Peronality Disorder thread my man Texasfish started?I dont know if he didnt see this thread or what...But this is EXACTLY the thread he should be in.I mean my first thought was he couldnt really be serious,but then his replies indicated that he was.

Look Im sure hes a "good guy",whose intentions mean well and all that jazz.Hes probably waiting for the the chance to TELL HER how he FEELS,hoping that she sees the light,and come running to his arms....and that he'll be able to give her everything she wanted in a man.

Well hes not a doctor and hes in waaaay over his head.He's lucky he hasnt been out with her yet.He's still got a chance.Its amazing to me,but Im sure hes passed over dozens of oppurtunities to meet beautiful, intelligent women without disorders.And...if he doesnt get out help,he'll spend days,months,or even YEARS trying to get the attention of a woman who either isnt interested, or for that matter not even worth it.Texas man, if you read this its no pun intended, so dont take this as attacking you as I only want to help.Just face it us men have been badly programmed in the way of handling dating women for a long time.

Do yourself a favor man, come into this thread and talk to some of the guys in this thread.It'll help trust me.Man did I say all that??:lol:

Dre's the shiznit. Our Dating Doctor Dre. Shouright is a PSYCH guy. He needs to get up in here and advise as well. We may have to raise the rates though.

dreday
10-27-2006, 11:56 AM
Dre's the shiznit. Our Dating Doctor Dre. Shouright is a PSYCH guy. He needs to get up in here and advise as well. We may have to raise the rates though.
:lol: Im definitely not a PHD...I just got so sick and tired of gettin' dogged,so I just took the time to learn more about why women do the things they do.At the same time I got to bang some fine,fine women.Just passin' on what IVE learned.:D

lazareth
10-28-2006, 02:25 AM
*bump*

dreday
10-29-2006, 01:49 PM
Hey fellas...Hope you all had as good time as Dreday did last night.Halloween parties rank up there as some of the best.Any good "dates"?I still have alot to offer as far as "tips",so Im not ready for this thread to go away.Anyways...Out to get something to eat with the lady before football-Holla!!

Spray Mucus
10-29-2006, 02:00 PM
best pick up line

"You look just like my mother... wanna have sex?"

Sprays rules once you get her.

1) When she asks if she looks fat in that dress, say "no it's your fat that makes you look fat".. insucure girls try harder inbetween the sheets.

2) do not introduce anal until the third date.

3) Fart in the car and blame her. Chicks dig that

4) Smack the fork out of her hand at dinner and say "what, are you trying to do, look like your mother in 2 years"

5) Ask if her best friend would be down for a 3-some.



I just gave all you pearls. peal necklaces if you will.

unifiedtheory
10-29-2006, 02:14 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this thread is totally useless without pictures?:wink:

The Samurai
10-29-2006, 05:28 PM
If yall want to be successful with dating just do what I did, become rich and famous.

dreday
10-30-2006, 12:30 PM
best pick up line

"You look just like my mother... wanna have sex?"

Sprays rules once you get her.

1) When she asks if she looks fat in that dress, say "no it's your fat that makes you look fat".. insucure girls try harder inbetween the sheets.

2) do not introduce anal until the third date.

3) Fart in the car and blame her. Chicks dig that

4) Smack the fork out of her hand at dinner and say "what, are you trying to do, look like your mother in 2 years"

5) Ask if her best friend would be down for a 3-some.



I just gave all you pearls. peal necklaces if you will.

:D Interesting to say the least.I think Id introduce this the first time tho.At least you both know what ur getting.:lol: