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dcdolfan
10-26-2006, 03:22 PM
got this from a friend. not sure where to post feel free to move. pisses me off the organization is the butt of jokes now.

Tampa, Fl (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Tampa courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the MIAMI DOLPHINS, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

TimeGap
10-26-2006, 03:26 PM
It's been around for awhile.

dcdolfan
10-26-2006, 03:28 PM
Figured as much. Friend is a Steeler fan so I have some cutting and pasting to do I guess.

PhinsRock
10-26-2006, 03:29 PM
Painfully almost funny.

BizarroAndres
10-26-2006, 03:36 PM
I heard that joke during the 2004 season when we hadnt actually beaten anyone

Troysif
10-26-2006, 03:39 PM
that used to be a Buffalo Bills Joke

PerfectFinz72
10-26-2006, 03:49 PM
Man, I laughed when I read it....how sad is that.

Todd347347
10-26-2006, 03:55 PM
This is not a joke, thats the funny part.

DolphinzD
10-26-2006, 04:04 PM
I wonder if the Titans would find that joke to be amusing.

ItsOurTime32
10-26-2006, 04:08 PM
lol thats funny in a sorry sad kind of way

alen1
10-26-2006, 04:26 PM
:lol: man thats funny but sadly it seems to be true

outtawack311
10-26-2006, 04:42 PM
Been around a long time. People just cut and paste the name of a team and send it to their friends.