View Full Version : Jessica Simpson looking for men, on MySpace

10-27-2006, 09:55 AM
from wwtdd.com

Jessica Simpson is said to be so depressed about the prospects of finding a new boyfriend - reportedly worried that attention from the tabloids is scaring away potential dates - she surfs internet dating sites and has set up an anonymous myspace page to meet new guys. A source (http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowbizNews.asp?Code=GS265261V&headline=simpsons_eflirting) says:

"After she split up with John (Mayer) she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop. Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."

10-27-2006, 09:56 AM

/me off to update his page

10-27-2006, 09:56 AM
maybe it's time for me to get a myspace...

10-27-2006, 09:57 AM
LOL OMG LOL. Friend me Jessica!

Somebody send this fukwit a link to FH pronto like. Bet we could crack her up. Nick has teh liddle peenoos Jess!!!!!!

10-27-2006, 10:05 AM
shy texan girl......thats incredibly hot

10-27-2006, 10:17 AM
I dont know guys. She goes from Nick Lachey and errr John Mayer. Now she's looking for some average joe on MySpace.

I'd be too damn intimidated to date her. I'd love to bang her brains out but the intimidation factor would still remain.

Maybe I can divorce my wife and look for the shy Texan girl? :lol:

Noodle Arm
10-27-2006, 10:21 AM
New Message From Noodle Arm: Hey shytexangrl, what's up. I saw your profile and think you look interesting. I'd like to talk to you a little more. Maybe we can hang out sometime...I'll pick you up in my Kia and you can come over to my place and have a tuna sandwich with me. Do you have a pic? Holla at yo boy.

New Message from Shytexangrl: Hey noodle, u look so hot in your pics! I'd love to hang out with u and eat some tuna. If you're good,I'll let you have some pink taco ( ; I'm soooo horny for u noodle. Let's do this!

Here's my pic. This is me drunk at karaoke <3


10-27-2006, 11:40 AM
she is just mad i dumped her


10-27-2006, 11:59 AM
Man she was hot on Leno the other night phew smoking! I wonder if she will add me as a friend, its at myspace.com/fat_old_horny_*******, c'mon Jessica, Shy texas girls love fat old men.

Nappy Roots
10-27-2006, 12:01 PM
oh ****. i better get to work!

10-27-2006, 12:07 PM
I met her through MySpace. She hasn't been on lately. I've been keeping her busy.

***When this word spreads, the MySpace memberships will double.

10-27-2006, 12:31 PM
Noodle is my hero. :lol:

10-27-2006, 01:09 PM
:O Jessica Simpson mmmmm

10-27-2006, 03:00 PM
shy texan girl......thats incredibly hot

YES! That is my "ideal" girl, the shy, texas blonde whith the southern accent. Not the deep drawl, but the "southern belle"-type accent. And not that fake-looking bleached blonde thing either. I liek the hair that is like a super light brown with blonde highlights, like this:


SO hot! (the hair color, not the girl, lol)

10-27-2006, 05:16 PM
Isn't MySpace the site where those old men go to pick up high schoolers? :lol:

10-27-2006, 05:29 PM
too bad she wont find any (real) men on myspace.

i kid... :tongue:

10-27-2006, 05:38 PM
Oh ****

10-27-2006, 06:17 PM
Isn't MySpace the site where those old men go to pick up high schoolers? :lol:

I LOATHE MySpace, think it's the worst thing to happen to the internet since fat chicks with webcams :barf:

10-28-2006, 12:58 AM
I will save her :cp: