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jpcdolphan
10-30-2006, 08:47 PM
If anyone is interested in hooking up with a soon to be divorced mother of two on the rebound!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/30/witherspoon.split.reut/index.html

SCall13
10-30-2006, 08:49 PM
Who didn't see that one coming?

I guess I'll have to go bang her.

Silverphin
10-30-2006, 08:53 PM
Who didn't see that one coming?

I guess I'll have to go bang her.

Take a number.

SCall13
10-30-2006, 09:23 PM
Take a number.


Seriously :lol:

Hellion
10-30-2006, 09:23 PM
Take a number.

Yeah well i just left her house, oh yeah i wouldn't kiss her if i were you. :groucho:

Silverphin
10-30-2006, 09:30 PM
Yeah well i just left her house, oh yeah i wouldn't kiss her if i were you. :groucho:

:sidelol:

So I take it she can catch things with her mouth huh?

Hellion
10-30-2006, 09:34 PM
:sidelol:

So I take it she can catch things with her mouth huh?


Just like Heaven!.....get it?:sidelol: her movie? just like Heavennnn
:rolleyes2 :(






:D

Blade
10-30-2006, 10:11 PM
LOL, sickos. She is HOTT though! :drool:

PrepDogg
10-30-2006, 11:40 PM
If anyone is interested in hooking up with a soon to be divorced mother of two on the rebound!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/30/witherspoon.split.reut/index.html

Yes I am. :chuckle:

PrepDogg
10-30-2006, 11:41 PM
Yeah well i just left her house, oh yeah i wouldn't kiss her if i were you. :groucho:

:lol:

NaboCane
10-31-2006, 12:01 AM
Goofy-looking dork like Philipe hit that? Damn. There's definitely something wrong with this world.

Muck
10-31-2006, 12:08 AM
He seems like he might be a jerk. I don't know.

I've always liked her though. I'm down. :hump:

OT: She was great in Election.

PrepDogg
10-31-2006, 12:11 AM
He seems like he might be a jerk. I don't know.

I've always liked her though. I'm down. :hump:

OT: She was great in Election.

I liked her as the dirty little slut in Freeway.

Muck
10-31-2006, 12:25 AM
I liked her as the dirty little slut in Freeway.

Kiefer Sutherland took a beating in that one. :rofl3:

HysterikiLL
10-31-2006, 12:29 AM
Man, she's getting frumpy and is going to have one of those big ol' mother of twenty round behinds soon.









Having said that, I'd hit it in a second............okay, maybe a few seconds. :foundout:

dominizzo
10-31-2006, 12:31 AM
I want her to ride onmy stick

HysterikiLL
10-31-2006, 12:32 AM
I want her to ride onmy stick

:pimp:

d-day
10-31-2006, 12:34 AM
looks like i'm the only one who wouldn't hit it

PrepDogg
10-31-2006, 12:41 AM
looks like i'm the only one who wouldn't hit it

No, I don't believe you.

FinaciousOne
10-31-2006, 12:55 AM
looks like i'm the only one who wouldn't hit it

"Your journey to the dark side is now complete.":vader:

Mike13
10-31-2006, 12:58 AM
Damn, I wouldn't want to hit it after all you guys, I might fall in.

d-day
10-31-2006, 01:00 AM
"Your journey to the dark side is now complete.":vader:

i'd say... i'd hit jar-jar before i hit that


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

FinaciousOne
10-31-2006, 01:14 AM
Does this have something to do with your fixation on puppets?
Lookout Yoda!
"Hit me, you can not!":yoda:

Jar-Jar runs his trap too much.

PrepDogg
10-31-2006, 01:19 AM
i'd say - i'd hit jar-jar before i hit that


http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/jar.jpg

That' a shame. :D

d-day
10-31-2006, 01:24 AM
Does this have something to do with your fixation on puppets?
Lookout Yoda!
"Hit me, you can not!":yoda:

Jar-Jar runs his trap too much.


wait a second... reese played jar jar too?!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/10/Reese20Witherspoon14-1.jpg

Blade
10-31-2006, 01:38 AM
wait a second... reese played jar jar too?!

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/jar.jpg http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/Reese20Witherspoon-14.jpg

LOL. They do kindof look alike. :D I have never noticed that, but i would still hit that. I have liked her since she was in Cruel Intentions.

PressCoverage
10-31-2006, 01:50 AM
Reese... Wildflower...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3FiibVKGoiU&mode=related&search=

love that woman... always have...


anyhow,


wait a second... reese played jar jar too?!

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/jar.jpg (http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/jar.jpg) http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/Reese20Witherspoon-14.jpg (http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/Reese20Witherspoon-14.jpg)


lame... even lamer considering jar jar doesn't even have her signature chin...

d-day
10-31-2006, 01:56 AM
Reese... Wildflower...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3FiibVKGoiU&mode=related&search=

love that woman... always have...


anyhow,



lame... even lamer considering jar jar doesn't even have her signature chin...

thank god for that - hate to think i was going to take jar jar off my hit list

dominizzo
10-31-2006, 03:43 AM
Dday would rather hit barbara Streisnd

Clumpy
10-31-2006, 06:47 AM
SLURP!!!! She's is UBER-Milfy :tongue:

FinaciousOne
10-31-2006, 08:37 AM
SLURP!!!! She's is UBER-Milfy :tongue:

Jar jar has kids?

Noodle Arm
10-31-2006, 09:57 AM
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't find her all that attractive. There's something about her smile and chin that frightens me. Also, if you believe Kevin Smith, she's a total stuck up b****

EDIT: Looks like I was wrong, d-day feels the same way. Great minds think alike :yes:

Timmy54
10-31-2006, 11:08 AM
i be willing to get on that train for a short ride.

Motion
10-31-2006, 11:09 AM
meh she's okay

greatwade
10-31-2006, 11:14 AM
she looks like

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/10/review_gremlins_1c-1.jpg

so, if the lighting was right, the mood was set and the song

da don don don dant dan don don dant dan dant dan dant dant dant da
da na nant nant nah

was playing, sure, I'd feed it the protein shake after midnight. But I wouldn't go bragging. I would pay good money to see Jamie Presley pummel the ever loving shat out of her though. $100 or more.

finswin56
10-31-2006, 12:52 PM
I thought she looked stunning in Walk the Line :hump:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif