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bahamasfinfan
11-02-2006, 08:29 PM
Subject: Terror Alert in Davie, Florida
Importance: High
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Davie:
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hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.
Head coach Nick Saban immediately suspended practice and called the
police
and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again this season.

Hate to admit it but it is kinda funny

nolefin
11-02-2006, 08:35 PM
heard that one 1000000 times but its still funy

greatwade
11-03-2006, 10:45 AM
i sincerely believe the joke has gotten FUNNIER now that I have it memorized and can recite it when I see spam threads referencing some sort of wittah Miami Dolphins joke.

If I may add one:

Little Johnny in first sex ed class:

Teacher draws a picture of a weiner on the chalkboard and asks
the class if they know what it is. Johnny raises his hand, and says, yes
ma'am, my daddy has two of them. Perplexed, Miss teacher says, excuse
me little Johnny. Johnny says, yeah, daddy has two. A short little one he uses to tinkle, and a long big one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth with.

Motion
11-03-2006, 12:20 PM
Theif

greatwade
11-03-2006, 12:36 PM
Theif
it got rave reviews at happy hour :hi5:

i before e, cept after c
and please blow me
ryhme +1


the dolphins joke certainly wasn't lifted either, eh?

Motion
11-03-2006, 02:18 PM
it got rave reviews at happy hour :hi5:

i before e, cept after c
and please blow me
ryhme +1


the dolphins joke certainly wasn't lifted either, eh?

:hi5:

Never heard the Dolphins one before.

Mike13
11-04-2006, 11:02 PM
lame spam.

d-day
11-05-2006, 06:58 AM
it got rave reviews at happy hour :hi5:

i before e, cept after c
and please blow me
ryhme +1


the dolphins joke certainly wasn't lifted either, eh?

:lol: - wade is under-rated


best.poster.on.finheaven.

greatwade
11-06-2006, 11:16 AM
:lol: - wade is under-rated


best.poster.on.finheaven.
well aww shucks. sure know how to sweet caulk a fella.

hope y'or party was teh swell. I did talk to Greg Norman
for quite awhile on Saturday eve. I'll tell you what, he is no
D-day.

Had ladies in the pool/sauna at an after party though. :dday:

Motion
11-06-2006, 01:30 PM
:lol: - wade is under-rated


best.poster.on.finheaven.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

The best poster just got the treefort closed.

greatwade
11-06-2006, 02:24 PM
damn skippy i did.

And long time in teh making.

1) it ceased being teh funnah
2) britP already has her own thread for you* dorks to try and impress her
3) the 4 caulksmen already rip teh awesome funnahs via gmail
4) FH can enjoy refresh rates about 1/10th normal volume sans us, especially if Dolphins don't continue this new success
5) i rule

* royal you, motion, as I understand you aren't necessarily a #9'er.

Motion
11-06-2006, 03:17 PM
damn skippy i did.

And long time in teh making.

1) it ceased being teh funnah
2) britP already has her own thread for you* dorks to try and impress her
3) the 4 caulksmen already rip teh awesome funnahs via gmail
4) FH can enjoy refresh rates about 1/10th normal volume sans us, especially if Dolphins don't continue this new success
5) i rule

* royal you, motion, as I understand you aren't necessarily a #9'er.
Can't really argue with any of that.