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BAMAPHIN 22
11-03-2006, 10:54 AM
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.:eek:

Pagan
11-03-2006, 11:12 AM
:spit: :lol:

like2god
11-03-2006, 11:15 AM
:lol:

SCall13
11-03-2006, 11:18 AM
LMAO. Very nice.

icephinfan
11-03-2006, 11:29 AM
:lol:

Stitches
11-03-2006, 11:29 AM
"Call when it is safe for me to come home." lol

NJFINSFAN1
11-03-2006, 11:33 AM
That's good!

UltraDol-Fan
11-03-2006, 11:34 AM
:lol:

Timmy54
11-03-2006, 11:45 AM
nice way of getting out of trouble for that d in english

DeathStar
11-03-2006, 12:22 PM
:lol:

Alex44
11-03-2006, 12:24 PM
:lol: If that kid is smart enough for that then there is no excuse to be getting bad grades

greatwade
11-03-2006, 12:27 PM
:lol: If that kid is smart enough for that then there is no excuse to be getting bad grades'

distracted by Ahmed, marijuana, cocaine & rolls perhaps?

just kicking round some theories

Motion
11-03-2006, 12:31 PM
:lol: Seen that before but its always worth a :chuckle:

greatwade
11-03-2006, 12:40 PM
:lol: Seen that before but its always worth a :chuckle::monkeyl:

:lol:

can never get enough of em.

DeathStar
11-03-2006, 12:50 PM
:lol:

can never get enough of em.

:lol:

TotoreMexico
11-03-2006, 08:22 PM
:rofl:

cnc66
11-03-2006, 08:25 PM
:chuckle::monkeyl: hahahaha

finfan01
11-03-2006, 08:25 PM
:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:wow.....the mother must have been pissed, yet relieved at the same time:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Mike13
11-04-2006, 01:28 AM
:lol::lol::lol:

Blade
11-04-2006, 02:59 AM
LOL, nice.