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BAMAPHIN 22
11-03-2006, 10:58 AM
He changed his stage name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy and now Diddy, but what he would really like to be called is Bond ... James Bond.

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.

"It's a dream of mine to play a great role like that."

The current holder of that position is actor Daniel Craig, who plays the secret agent in the eagerly-awaited "Casino Royale," which comes out later this month. Craig also attended the Copenhagen show to present an award.

"I love the Bond they have now," said Diddy. "He's a great actor and I think they made a great choice."

Diddy's acting resume consists mainly of a role as a death-row inmate in the racially charged drama "Monster's Ball" in 2002.

As Bond, Diddy, who performed at the MTV awards, said he would apply his mantra of always making sure his audience is entertained.

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gillderais
11-03-2006, 11:07 AM
But can he do a decent British accent?

Pagan
11-03-2006, 11:09 AM
One question...and NO, it's not racist.

WHY do we have to have a black version of everything? The Honeymooners, The Odd Couple, Back to School, now I'm hearing that there's going to be a black Munsters movie.

Why? What purpose does it serve?

Next year I'm going to petition for a remake of "Shaft" starring Pee Wee Herman. :rolleyes:

Noodle Arm
11-03-2006, 11:32 AM
But can he do a decent British accent?

Villain: "Well Bondiddy...it seems I've got you now"

Bondiddy (in low monotone voice): "Yeah...whateva"

Villain: "Are you prepared....to die?!"

Bondiddy: "Uh Uh *starts to dance while female back-up dancers appear out of nowhere and start dancing beside him* uh uh yeah, can you feel me?"

Villain:"Nooo...how did you know this was my biggest weakness?!"

Then the ghost of the Notorious B.I.G. appears and kills the villain.

Bondiddy: "Much love to the B.I.G."

Cut to black. End credits roll while a lame rap beat sampled from a lame 80's song plays in the background.

greatwade
11-03-2006, 11:33 AM
I want to become the first white Diddy.

Motion
11-03-2006, 11:37 AM
New Bond looks really good.

NJFINSFAN1
11-03-2006, 11:40 AM
I'm still waiting for a good song!

Timmy54
11-03-2006, 11:42 AM
Diddy hasnt done it

dreday
11-03-2006, 11:42 AM
Whats next Michael Jackson as the next Maxwell Smart in a new Get Smart movie.Hell throw in Toni Braxton as 99.Thats entertainment folks.:rolleyes:

Alex44
11-03-2006, 11:44 AM
Im sorry but Diddy cant even Rap......why should he act? Thats nothing racist, Im all for equal rights regardless of race,religon etc. But maybe Diddy should focus on making good music first

NJFINSFAN1
11-03-2006, 11:45 AM
Whats next Michael Jackson as the next Maxwell Smart in a new Get Smart movie.Hell throw in Toni Braxton as 99.Thats entertainment folks.:rolleyes:

:sidelol:

The Home alone kid as 99!!!!!

DeathStar
11-03-2006, 11:46 AM
uh no. sorry buddy.

Stitches
11-03-2006, 11:48 AM
I don't know what's funnier, the Divorce letter, the letter to Mom, or the thought of Diddy as Bond?

So would he change Bond's name halfway through the movie, and then try to turn a bunch of bad singers into bad spies in the sequels?

dolphan117
11-03-2006, 12:12 PM
Villain: "Well Bondiddy...it seems I've got you now"

Bondiddy (in low monotone voice): "Yeah...whateva"

Villain: "Are you prepared....to die?!"

Bondiddy: "Uh Uh *starts to dance while female back-up dancers appear out of nowhere and start dancing beside him* uh uh yeah, can you feel me?"

Villain:"Nooo...how did you know this was my biggest weakness?!"

Then the ghost of the Notorious B.I.G. appears and kills the villain.

Bondiddy: "Much love to the B.I.G."

Cut to black. End credits roll while a lame rap beat sampled from a lame 80's song plays in the background.:sidelol: Bondiddy :sidelol:

PhinzN703
11-03-2006, 12:43 PM
Maybe if Bond was american. Since he is british, Diddy would look and sound ridiculous with a fake accent.

Besides, isnt Ice Cube's terrible character in XXX (replacing Vin Sucka$$) enough black James Bond type-ish enough?

Jaydog57
11-03-2006, 01:02 PM
He says right now he doesn't have the time:

"If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all ****ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time." :rolleyes:

Nappy Roots
11-03-2006, 02:05 PM
But can he do a decent British accent?


if a black british actor comes through, he should be given a chance obviously.

but theres no way in hell Diddy should get a chance to be a bond.

Mike13
11-03-2006, 02:56 PM
He has no acting talent.

Honestly WTF is with musicians who think they can act because they think they can sing? Or rap?

305TillIDie
11-03-2006, 03:03 PM
his rapping sucks pretty much..dont know about acting..but hes a great business man..thats about it

Den54
11-03-2006, 03:04 PM
Diddy should stick to what he does best.
Acne commercials.:lol:

Slappy8800
11-03-2006, 07:22 PM
he should stick to killin great rappers to reap the benefits

yea, i went there

Roman529
11-04-2006, 05:28 PM
Diddy better become British first. :lol: Isn't Seal British??? He could pull off the accent and would make a better Bond.

NewEra8
11-04-2006, 05:50 PM
Whats next Michael Jackson as the next Maxwell Smart in a new Get Smart movie.Hell throw in Toni Braxton as 99.Thats entertainment folks.:rolleyes:
Nope.... MJ as Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory