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greatwade
11-03-2006, 03:45 PM
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7329

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Timmy54
11-03-2006, 03:47 PM
he is a douche, i dont care what you say, not funny

Stitches
11-03-2006, 03:48 PM
I can't check while I'm at work. But Timmah, Borat is funny as hell.

WharfRat
11-03-2006, 03:50 PM
he's supposed to be funny?

Timmy54
11-03-2006, 03:50 PM
stop following me stiches, your creaping me out

Stitches
11-03-2006, 04:00 PM
stop following me stiches, your creaping me out

I'm sorry your lack of knowledge, skill, and humor has created a black hole that I simply cannot avoid.

Motion
11-03-2006, 04:03 PM
stop following me stiches, your creaping me out

You like trains, admit it.

Timmy54
11-03-2006, 04:04 PM
wade, i never said he was a rip off or anything like that, i would rather watch good comedy, older adam sandler, dane cook, some other comedians that watch him make fun of an accent and act like he is a bumbling fool. he reminds me of columbo with out the solving of cases thing.

stiches, you are a sex offender, stop comming near me!!

Stitches
11-03-2006, 04:05 PM
wade, i never said he was a rip off or anything like that, i would rather watch good comedy, older adam sandler, dane cook, some other comedians that watch him make fun of an accent and act like he is a bumbling fool. he reminds me of columbo with out the solving of cases thing.

stiches, you are a sex offender, stop comming near me!!

Columbo was sweet, but his eye freaked me out man!

greatwade
11-03-2006, 04:07 PM
wade, i never said he was a rip off or anything like that, i would rather watch good comedy, older adam sandler, dane cook, some other comedians that watch him make fun of an accent and act like he is a bumbling fool. he reminds me of columbo with out the solving of cases thing.

stiches, you are a sex offender, stop comming near me!!

:sidelol:

gotcha bro. Trust me, I know exactly where you are coming from now. :lol:

Timmy54
11-03-2006, 04:09 PM
k

hope you enjoy the movie

Motion
11-03-2006, 04:10 PM
Have you guys seen the preview where he's getting drivers ed lessons?

Stitches
11-03-2006, 04:12 PM
Have you guys seen the preview where he's getting drivers ed lessons?
Negative, sir.

Motion
11-03-2006, 04:37 PM
Negative, sir.

:lol: They pass a couple having sex in a car and he wants to go back and join them and the drivers ed instructor says "Women in this country can choose who they have sex with" and Borat says "WHAT!?!"

The expression on his face is priceless :lol:

Stitches
11-03-2006, 04:38 PM
:lol: They pass a couple having sex in a car and he wants to go back and join them and the drivers ed instructor says "Women in this country can choose who they have sex with" and Borat says "WHAT!?!"

The expression on his face is priceless :lol:

I've seen that line in a preview, but not that that was what they passed. I personally like the dinner scene, where he insults the guy's wife.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
11-03-2006, 04:45 PM
i would rather watch good comedy, older adam sandler, dane cook
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

greatwade
11-03-2006, 04:54 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

excellent post.

Motion
11-03-2006, 05:09 PM
I've seen that line in a preview, but not that that was what they passed. I personally like the dinner scene, where he insults the guy's wife.

Thats a good one too.

Pagan
11-03-2006, 05:16 PM
He was on O&A this morning. The guy is hilarious.

tucker
11-03-2006, 05:21 PM
he is a douche, i dont care what you say, not funnyhater on board!!

tucker
11-03-2006, 05:22 PM
excellent post.i actually laughed at this

Motion
11-03-2006, 05:22 PM
hater on board!!

He's just jealous.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
11-03-2006, 05:25 PM
excellent post.
:yes:

Pagan
11-03-2006, 05:26 PM
He's just jealous.
Either that or he's lashing out due to being strangely attracted to Borat when he's in his bathing suit.

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:tongue:

Motion
11-03-2006, 05:27 PM
:eek:

HolliFinFan
11-03-2006, 05:28 PM
Either that or he's lashing out due to being strangely attracted to Borat when he's in his bathing suit.

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/boratcannes25.preview.jpg

:tongue:

:eek: Oh my! Pagan! Warning please ;)

greatwade
11-03-2006, 05:28 PM
Either that or he's lashing out due to being strangely attracted to Borat when he's in his bathing suit.

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/boratcannes25.preview.jpg

:tongue:

You don't even know how badly I want to have sexy time with the brown suit girl. I would stalk her faster than the children and dirtbags in the Brit thread would arrive at her workplace and stare.

I.must.meat.that.person. :drool:

greatwade
11-03-2006, 05:30 PM
:eek: Oh my! Pagan! Warning please ;)

just focus left.

:popup:

Timmy54
11-03-2006, 05:33 PM
no hating, you guys have fun, i will not see it.

Pagan
11-03-2006, 05:38 PM
You don't even know how badly I want to have sexy time with the brown suit girl.
Wurd.

Majpain
11-03-2006, 07:13 PM
he is a douche, i dont care what you say, not funny

Who Borat? Yea I agree on that.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
11-03-2006, 07:50 PM
what does a dane cook know about humor? :shakeno:

borat is AWESOME.

Rocky Raccoon
11-04-2006, 12:20 AM
I saw Borat on Conan the other day and he is pretty funny.

finfan01
11-04-2006, 12:23 AM
Sacha Baron Cohen is very vulgar....but he is very funny.......

Stitches
11-04-2006, 06:09 AM
Wade I saw this movie tonight. The word amazing doesn't even do it justice I don't think. Hilarity and outlandishness to the nth degree.

Mike13
11-04-2006, 11:18 AM
Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.


:lol:

I heard on the radio that he asked a gunstore owner " What kind of gun is best for to shooting a jew?"

The guy said something like Colt.45. The fact that he actually awnsered the question w/o hesitation bothers me. He must have been in KKK country.