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BAMAPHIN 22
11-09-2006, 07:44 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/jessicasimpson2ndannualnochedeninosgalah-1.jpg


She's a little ditzy on both ends of her blonde curls and just can't ever seem to get it right.

Sources say that Jessica Simpson recently didn't know what she was doing when she accidentally hired a male escort (http://www.srch-results.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=77&k=male%20escort) for a blind date (http://www.srch-results.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=77&k=blind%20date).

The blonde singer, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring Internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer.However, she was caught off guard after she unknowingly arranged a meeting with a "professional hooker."

A friend of Jessica's told Australia's New Weekly magazine, "Jessica logged onto the Internet to find male company. She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal. They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth - he was only interested in a 'professional transaction.' The guy turned out to be a male escort."

The former "Newlyweds" star - who recently announced on TV that she was "sexually frustrated" - quickly realized her mistake and told her date in no certain terms to get lost.

The source added, "Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn't that desperate."


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Straztheman
11-09-2006, 07:57 PM
shes a hottie

Slappy8800
11-09-2006, 08:42 PM
where can i give her my #?

Muck
11-10-2006, 01:38 AM
She was spending the night with FRED GARVIN......male prostitute.

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woody1351
11-10-2006, 01:21 PM
damn im gunna get on one of those sites and try and hook up with her.

Noodle Arm
11-10-2006, 01:26 PM
She was spending the night with FRED GARVIN......male prostitute.

http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/snl8.jpg

Although I'm not a religious man, I just want to say bless you Muck. I've always wanted to use that line on here. I'm also glad somebody else knows what that's from, whenever I quote it, people stare at me with blank looks.

On topic, sometimes it kind of makes you wonder who you're talking to online. It could be a celebrity and you don't even know it. Having said that, I'd bone her to no end.

Mike13
11-10-2006, 01:52 PM
She's hot but stupid as hell.

Motion
11-10-2006, 02:02 PM
She went on a date with Tony Romo recently.


Cowboys QB Tony Romo scored a date with pop star Jessica Simpson, according to "Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket's" Bob Sturm. Sturm reports the rumor, from sources on his blog, that Simpson's manager contacted Romo's agent because of comments the quarterback made during a recent game. In a "Get to know Romo," segment, Romo was asked his dream date and he answered "Jessica Simpson." They supposedly had dinner last night.

DrAstroZoom
11-10-2006, 02:03 PM
She was spending the night with FRED GARVIN......male prostitute.

http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/snl8.jpg

Niiccceee ... :up:

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Motion
11-10-2006, 02:05 PM
The former "Newlyweds" star - who recently announced on TV that she was "sexually frustrated"

:wave:

Mike13
11-10-2006, 02:10 PM
:wave:

Well you nailed your self to the roof by your balls so yeah, I guess thats a sign of sexual frustration.

Motion
11-10-2006, 02:13 PM
Well you nailed your self to the roof by your balls so yeah, I guess thats a sign of sexual frustration.
:lol: Good memory!


But I wasn't agreeing with her, I was volunteering to help her with that problem. :wink:

Dolfan984
11-10-2006, 02:58 PM
I wonder if she likes guys a little younger than her. :)

Muck
11-11-2006, 08:17 AM
Although I'm not a religious man, I just want to say bless you Muck. I've always wanted to use that line on here. I'm also glad somebody else knows what that's from, whenever I quote it, people stare at me with blank looks.

On topic, sometimes it kind of makes you wonder who you're talking to online. It could be a celebrity and you don't even know it. Having said that, I'd bone her to no end.

I know dude. I get the same thing. It's like the rest of the planet knows nothing about pop culture prior to the year 2002. It's rare when anybody knows what the hell I'm talking about (in real life). :lol: :cry:

On topic: I'd tap that *** from hell to breakfast.

Muck
11-11-2006, 08:19 AM
Niiccceee ... :up:

http://www.brianklotz.com/uploaded_images/Fred%20Garvin-741369.jpg

Thanks. I wish I could find more pictures. Genius. :lol:

Dude, judging from the Tony Romo thing....all I need to do is get famous somehow. Interest has already been declared on my part. :tongue: And I'm a big fan of the internet. :lol:

FinaciousOne
11-11-2006, 11:30 AM
For Muck and NoodleArm:
I would make her sing "Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found you!" like Madeline Kahn.

MoFinz
11-11-2006, 12:42 PM
She was spending the night with FRED GARVIN......male prostitute.

http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/snl8.jpg

"I'm to Roger your roundly till 6 a.m."

Timmy54
11-11-2006, 09:26 PM
haa haa, i bet if she really wanted, he would have given her a free one

Muck
11-11-2006, 10:57 PM
:lol: Nice fellas.