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SpurzN703
11-13-2006, 03:48 PM
from wwtdd.com



A London tabloid says that Kevin Federline has already been offered 50 million dollars for the rights to a four hour sex tape made with Britney Spears. News of the World (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml) says:


Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks. Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts. The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games. It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles


Keep in mind that Carolyn Murphy and Colin Farrell both kept their sex tapes from going on sale, and they don't have nearly the resources that Britney has. Also keep in mind that News of the World is such an awesome and credible newspaper, their website has this story and then a picture of Kevin and then a picture of two skanks. Please believe me when I tell you that at no point is it ever explained who these girls are or how they’re related to this story. But still, awesome, right?

Slappy8800
11-13-2006, 03:53 PM
i bet she takes it in the baloon knot

GoBills24
11-13-2006, 04:03 PM
Don't cave in, Kev.

like2god
11-13-2006, 04:08 PM
Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:


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dreday
11-13-2006, 04:12 PM
Shes about as wholesome as June Cleaver :eek: .On second thought shes about as wholesome as I am.And that aint very "wholesome".:shakeno:

tucker
11-13-2006, 04:37 PM
do it kevin!!!!!

edit: that is if its the hot britney, not the nasty fugly britney

NJPhinFan21
11-13-2006, 04:37 PM
WOW WOW WOW WOW
I would love to see this tape, sales would easily top Pam & Tommy
Britney back in the day, hot!

dolphan117
11-13-2006, 04:49 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:


.That was my response.

Roman529
11-13-2006, 05:09 PM
Shes about as wholesome as June Cleaver :eek: .On second thought shes about as wholesome as I am.And that aint very "wholesome".:shakeno:

You're wholesome and a clean cut guy Dre!!!! :wink: Britney wants the tape to get out there just like Paris Hilton did.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

UltraDol-Fan
11-13-2006, 06:24 PM
Now is a chance for K-Fed to be every man's hero, I hope he doesn't blow it

SpurzN703
11-14-2006, 12:37 PM
Now is a chance for K-Fed to be every man's hero, I hope he doesn't blow it

I'd rather a turtle be my hero then "K-Fed". He will never be heard from again after all this.

And I for one couldnt be happier

Noodle Arm
11-14-2006, 12:54 PM
4 hours?? :eek:

I hope the dvd comes with audio commentary from K-Fed. "Yeah, here I am hittin' dat s***. Awwww snap!...did you see that? Now she's gonna bend over and I'm gonna stick it up her Popozao!"

TotoreMexico
11-14-2006, 01:06 PM
4 hours?? :eek:

I hope the dvd comes with audio commentary from K-Fed. "Yeah, here I am hittin' dat s***. Awwww snap!...did you see that? Now she's gonna bend over and I'm gonna stick it up her Popozao!"

:sidelol:

allport30
11-14-2006, 01:10 PM
k fed please make this tape go on sale it would sell more copies than your cd did in 2 min :sidelol:

Amars
11-14-2006, 01:53 PM
i bet she takes it in the baloon knot


:lol: classic

Blade
11-14-2006, 03:12 PM
k fed please make this tape go on sale it would sell more copies than your cd did in 2 min :sidelol:

LOL :D

cltchperf
11-14-2006, 04:24 PM
I would like to see the tape. But I would have to say that Federline is an *******.

PrepDogg
11-14-2006, 05:08 PM
I now know what I want for Christmas. :D

Rafiki
11-15-2006, 11:12 PM
4 hours?? :eek:

I hope the dvd comes with audio commentary from K-Fed. "Yeah, here I am hittin' dat s***. Awwww snap!...did you see that? Now she's gonna bend over and I'm gonna stick it up her Popozao!"

:lol:

Majpain
11-16-2006, 10:15 AM
:lol:

NJFINSFAN1
11-16-2006, 10:18 AM
Now is a chance for K-Fed to be every man's hero, I hope he doesn't blow it

I bet she did!:wink: