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Aqua4Ever04
11-13-2006, 08:45 PM
A Dolphins fan used to amuse himself by scaring every
Patriots fan he would see strutting down the
side of the road in their obnoxious red and blue colors.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve
back on the road. One day, as the van driver was driving along he
saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned
around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles
down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father!I'll
give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger
seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a
Patriots fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to
hit him, but just intime he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing
the idiot. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard
a loud "THUD."Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in
his mirrors and he didn't see anything. Then he remembered the priest and
New England Patriots fan." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the
mother ****er with the door!"

like2god
11-13-2006, 08:48 PM
:lol:

Alex44
11-13-2006, 08:51 PM
:sidelol:

I didnt see that coming, nice

finfan01
11-13-2006, 10:11 PM
:sidelol::sidelol:those priests.....such rascals:lol:

icephinfan
11-13-2006, 11:39 PM
:lol:

lomo2go
11-14-2006, 12:45 AM
A Dolphins fan used to amuse himself by scaring every
Patriots fan he would see strutting down the
side of the road in their obnoxious red and blue colors.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve
back on the road. One day, as the van driver was driving along he
saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned
around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles
down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father!I'll
give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger
seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a
Patriots fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to
hit him, but just intime he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing
the idiot. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard
a loud "THUD."Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in
his mirrors and he didn't see anything. Then he remembered the priest and
New England Patriots fan." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the
mother ****er with the door!"

Dude, when are you going to return to Patsfans.com and pay up on those wagers you made pre-season?

Your welching behavior is giving your fellow fin fans a bad rap.

Mike13
11-14-2006, 01:30 AM
:lol: classic.

MR NFLFAN
11-14-2006, 01:55 AM
In the words of Jimmy johnson and man law


DUH...UMB!

Aqua4Ever04
11-14-2006, 03:38 AM
Dude, when are you going to return to Patsfans.com and pay up on those wagers you made pre-season?

Your welching behavior is giving your fellow fin fans a bad rap.

What are you talking about? What bets did I make? I just said the Dolphins would win the division and I have been back there each week admitting I was wrong, for now at least. I wouldn't make online bets with anyone, how stupid is that?

Aqua4Ever04
11-14-2006, 03:39 AM
In the words of Jimmy johnson and man law


DUH...UMB!

Ahhh come on now. You know you want to swap Dolphins and Patriots around there, change red and blue to aqua and orange and take that thing over to your Pats board.

DolfanTom
11-14-2006, 11:05 AM
A Dolphins fan used to amuse himself by scaring every
Patriots fan he would see strutting down the
side of the road in their obnoxious red and blue colors.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve
back on the road. One day, as the van driver was driving along he
saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned
around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles
down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father!I'll
give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger
seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a
Patriots fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to
hit him, but just intime he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing
the idiot. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard
a loud "THUD."Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in
his mirrors and he didn't see anything. Then he remembered the priest and
New England Patriots fan." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the
mother ****er with the door!"Catholics Rock!

And on the eighth day, God got drunk ... then he made Patriot fans.

Timmy54
11-14-2006, 11:22 AM
great one. i liked it.

BleedinGreenNC
11-14-2006, 01:10 PM
Catholics Rock!

And on the eighth day, God got drunk ... then he made Patriot fans.

Made Pat's fans? More like Crapped them out!

Aqua4Ever04
11-14-2006, 07:37 PM
Made Pat's fans? More like Crapped them out!

:lol: And on the 9th day when he was hung over, built Buffalo.

GoBills24
11-14-2006, 07:40 PM
What are you talking about? What bets did I make? I just said the Dolphins would win the division and I have been back there each week admitting I was wrong, for now at least. I wouldn't make online bets with anyone, how stupid is that?

Especially the ones made with me that you won't pay off.

I even PM'ed you about, so I know you know about that bet.

Perfect23
11-14-2006, 08:10 PM
has a fin fan that was the worst thing I heard in awhile.

The Confessor
11-14-2006, 08:37 PM
Classic. I havent heard that one since I was a little tyke.

Funny thing is that the thought of a Priest taking out a Fatsie fan is just as funny now as it was 25 years ago..

TotoreMexico
11-14-2006, 09:29 PM
Made Pat's fans? More like Crapped them out!

:rofl:

FinaciousOne
11-14-2006, 10:19 PM
A Dolphins fan used to amuse himself by scaring every
Patriots fan he would see strutting down the
side of the road in their obnoxious red and blue colors.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve
back on the road. One day, as the van driver was driving along he
saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned
around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles
down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father!I'll
give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger
seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a
Patriots fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to
hit him, but just intime he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing
the idiot. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard
a loud "THUD."Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in
his mirrors and he didn't see anything. Then he remembered the priest and
New England Patriots fan." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the
mother ****er with the door!"

Fortunately, the Priest didn't violate his obligation to uphold the sanctity of human life.

Aqua4Ever04
11-15-2006, 02:40 AM
has a fin fan that was the worst thing I heard in awhile.

Huh?

anditsgood
11-15-2006, 08:14 AM
in their obnoxious red and blue colors.

as opposed to those manly aqua color.:sidelol:

retired opfinistic
11-15-2006, 10:18 AM
as opposed to those many aqua color.:sidelol:say it again, this time with a little lucidity.

GoBills24
11-18-2006, 06:03 PM
Especially the ones made with me that you won't pay off.

I even PM'ed you about, so I know you know about that bet.

Bump.

finfan01
11-18-2006, 06:07 PM
Bump.

:tongue:

Aqua4Ever04
11-18-2006, 06:39 PM
Especially the ones made with me that you won't pay off.

I even PM'ed you about, so I know you know about that bet.

I was waiting for you to PM me the sig. You never did though. I would have had it in there for the required week. That was your fault man.

GoBills24
11-18-2006, 07:01 PM
I was waiting for you to PM me the sig. You never did though. I would have had it in there for the required week. That was your fault man.

Then why didn't you reply to the PM I sent you? Or the posts where I mentioned it?

Aqua4Ever04
11-18-2006, 07:30 PM
Then why didn't you reply to the PM I sent you? Or the posts where I mentioned it?

I don't recall any posts, but in your PM you said you would have it ready for me shortly, so I just waited and you never sent it.

retired opfinistic
11-19-2006, 12:31 AM
:lurking:

EBMisfit
11-19-2006, 08:05 PM
In the words of Jimmy johnson and man law


DUH...UMB!Then someone should tell them it's not nice for them to talk about you that way, no matter how true it is.

EBMisfit
11-19-2006, 08:14 PM
Funny thing is that the thought of a Priest taking out a Fatsie fan is just as funny now as it was 25 years ago.Except they were probably a lot harder to find back then.