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PHANTASTIC 13
11-14-2006, 11:39 PM
This post is for movie lines that you think are classic or real funny.
I will get it started...
SCARFACE
"Tony, what exactly do you want from life?"

"The world, Chico...and everything in it."

CLICK

Newsflash
Micheal Jackson became the first man to clone himself and the first man to sue himslef for molesting himself.

:lol: :sidelol:

Perfect23
11-15-2006, 12:37 AM
Groovy

tucker
11-15-2006, 12:46 AM
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

PHINATIC13
11-15-2006, 12:50 AM
This post is for movie lines that you think are classic or real funny.
I will get it started...
SCARFACE
"Tony, what exactly do you want from life?"

"The world, Chico...and everything in it."

CLICK

Newsflash
Micheal Jackson became the first man to clone himself and the first man to sue himslef for molesting himself.

:lol: :sidelol:


Hey bro not trying stealing your thunder,but it might be better if we have to guess the movie in question.The first to guess correctly puts up the next movie quote.yes/no ???


here's one anyway.....

Oh,that's alright.He can call me flower if he wants to.I don't mind.

Colorado Dolfan
11-15-2006, 12:54 AM
"Mass Genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

:tsk:

PHANTASTIC 13
11-15-2006, 12:58 AM
Hey bro not trying stealing your thunder,but it might be better if we have to guess the movie in question.The first to guess correctly puts up the next movie quote.yes/no ???


here's one anyway.....

Oh,that's alright.He can call me flower if he wants to.I don't mind.
That sounds cool, I can't even guess some of these lines, what movies are they from?

rob19
11-15-2006, 01:02 AM
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]"Mass Genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."


Dogma

PrepDogg
11-15-2006, 01:06 AM
"Ill you Fa***t. I hate guys. I love women!! I'll **** anything that moves!!"

PHANTASTIC 13
11-15-2006, 01:17 AM
Dogma, and Clerks.
I saw Dogma, the **** eating demons.:lol: Clerks I didn't see, is it any good?

PrepDogg
11-15-2006, 01:19 AM
I saw Dogma, the $hit eating demons.:lol: Clerks I didn't see, is it any good?

I think Clerks is much better. My line is from Jay to Silent Bob in Clerks. :lol:

Buddwalk
11-15-2006, 01:27 AM
I saw Dogma, the $hit eating demons.:lol: Clerks I didn't see, is it any good?

clerks is 100x better then dogma :yes:

Aqua4Ever04
11-15-2006, 02:59 AM
Here are just a few quotes from my favorite movie ever. It's pretty easy to guess but I'd like to discuss it. :lol:

That John Denver's full of ****.

And then you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Hey guys! Big gulps huh? ALRIGHT! Welp, see ya later.

I don't know Lloyd, the French are *******s.

NJPhinFan21
11-15-2006, 08:08 AM
"Are they built for speed or comfort"?
"did you motorboat em?, did you make the noise.....you motorboatin son of a ***** you"

inFINSible
11-15-2006, 08:26 AM
Bad idea with all the circumventing of the profanity filter. I see lots of points in the future of this thread.

FinaciousOne
11-15-2006, 08:59 AM
Bad idea with all the circumventing of the profanity filter. I see lots of points in the future of this thread.

I'm stumped. :confused: Maybe Back to the Future, Part 3?

ch19079
11-15-2006, 10:09 AM
Here are just a few quotes from my favorite movie ever. It's pretty easy to guess but I'd like to discuss it. :lol:

That John Denver's full of ****.

And then you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Hey guys! Big gulps huh? ALRIGHT! Welp, see ya later.

I don't know Lloyd, the French are *******s.

dumb and dumber. :lol:

UltraDol-Fan
11-15-2006, 10:41 AM
Let's play a game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels

:lol:

Agent51
11-15-2006, 10:53 AM
Let's play a game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels

:lol:

^^ Wedding Crashers ^^

"If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!"

Timmy54
11-15-2006, 10:59 AM
^^ Wedding Crashers ^^

"If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!"

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective:sidelol:

finfan187
11-15-2006, 03:47 PM
It's been a while since I've seen it so I might butcher it:


"Whatcha need all that f'n rope for?"
"In the movies, Charlie Bronson always has rope"
"This aint the movies...get your stupid f'n rope"

Colorado Dolfan
11-15-2006, 03:58 PM
"Mass Genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

:tsk:

D'oh... I thought it would *** the bad stuff...

Sorry... :(

Perfect23
11-15-2006, 05:03 PM
I'm stumped. :confused: Maybe Back to the Future, Part 3?



:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

PrepDogg
11-15-2006, 05:31 PM
"Get the hell outta my car old man."

"Why don't you make like a tree. And get outta here."

:lol:

cnc66
11-15-2006, 05:34 PM
if you won't respect your elders, you will be taught to respect your betters...

Roman529
11-15-2006, 11:25 PM
Guess the movie:

Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Then what do they call it?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

PrepDogg
11-15-2006, 11:27 PM
Guess the movie:

Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Then what do they call it?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Pulp Fiction? :confused: :lol:

Roman529
11-15-2006, 11:38 PM
Pulp Fiction? :confused: :lol:

Yep. :D

PrepDogg
11-15-2006, 11:53 PM
Alright here's an easy one.

Tommy-What do you mean I make you laugh you mean like a clown I'm here to f'n amuse you. How am I funny what the f is so funny about me?
Henry-Get the f outta here.
Tommy-I almost had him.

inFINSible
11-16-2006, 07:32 AM
I'm stumped. :confused: Maybe Back to the Future, Part 3?
I put all those little stars in all those little postses. :wink:

FinaciousOne
11-16-2006, 08:56 AM
"Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?"

superphin
11-16-2006, 10:27 AM
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

finswin56
11-17-2006, 11:27 AM
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Jaydog57
11-17-2006, 11:51 AM
"We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you he is the enemy." :rolleyes:

arsenal
11-17-2006, 12:10 PM
"i dont know, i think shes kinda cute, just let her touch your *****"

damn profanity filter... that last word is a medical term for a mans "johnson" i dont know why a human organ referred to with its proper medical term is sensored... but oh well...

retired opfinistic
11-17-2006, 01:06 PM
"never tell me the odds"

Slainte
11-17-2006, 01:30 PM
It's been a while since I've seen it so I might butcher it:


"Whatcha need all that f'n rope for?"
"In the movies, Charlie Bronson always has rope"
"This aint the movies...get your stupid f'n rope"

/\ Boondock Saints! /\ awesome movie

BigDogsHunt
11-17-2006, 02:28 PM
"PC LOAD LETTER...what the F$#^ does that mean"