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DeathStar
11-17-2006, 04:00 PM
Former boxing champion Mike Tyson (http://www.starpulse.com/Athletes/Tyson,_Mike/) is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.


She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."


Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."


http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute

BAMAPHIN 22
11-17-2006, 04:03 PM
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute

wtf!!!:eek:

In_Flames
11-17-2006, 04:08 PM
"It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

really?? I mean seriously come on now, really?? I must have my priorities screwed up :hmmm:

305TillIDie
11-17-2006, 04:08 PM
Mike trickin'?

GreenMachine
11-17-2006, 04:11 PM
And for only $20 extra, if he knocks you up he will eat your babies.

Buddwalk
11-17-2006, 04:15 PM
:nono:


tyson was a great fighter back in the day, a shame his biggest weakness was he couldnt fight backwards

Motion
11-17-2006, 04:29 PM
They were having a ball with this one on the radio this morning. :lol:

Timmy54
11-17-2006, 04:49 PM
for an extra 25 can they go with out the ear removal??

Dolfan984
11-17-2006, 04:51 PM
And for only $20 extra, if he knocks you up he will eat your babies.

:lol:

Blade
11-17-2006, 05:38 PM
And for only $20 extra, if he knocks you up he will eat your babies.

:lol: Nice one.

Pagan
11-17-2006, 05:41 PM
Can't wait to hear what O&A do with this....I missed today's show, they might have already hit on it! :lol:

Mike13
11-17-2006, 06:09 PM
Not to be outdone by OJ Simpson's strange new book, Mike one ups him by becoming a man-whore.

spydertl79
11-17-2006, 06:41 PM
I guess if a girl has a rape fantasy...

Or a getting the **** kicked out of her fantasy...

Noodle Arm
11-17-2006, 06:52 PM
I can't wait for somebody with photoshop to make a "Deuce Bigalow" poster with Tyson on it. Skape...get to work! :lol:

finswin56
11-18-2006, 09:25 AM
What's he going to charge to nibble on a girl's ear?

You just can't make this stuff up. Wow!

Muck
11-18-2006, 09:31 AM
The sweet sounds of Eddie Griffin will be present in the background.

Hellion
11-18-2006, 09:52 AM
This seems like a good senerio for a vontage comercial.

Ol' Heidi is gonna be screwed when he kicks the crap out of a cutomer and gets sued.

Budd ,Tyson was never a boxer, a brawler an knockout artist yes but when he was forced to actually box he lost.

Edit: You did say fighter not boxer, my bad. :wink:

Muck
11-18-2006, 09:53 AM
Interesting turn of events for Mike. He's gone from being convicted of rape to having no right of refusal in sexual partnership.

Who knew he was into role playing. :lol:

Hellion
11-18-2006, 09:55 AM
Seems like the spectrums have reversed for Mike.

He's gone from being convicted of rape to having no right of refusal in sexual partnership.

:spit: Ain't life a biotch!!!

:D