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Agent51
11-18-2006, 12:14 PM
OK, I've seen PLENTY of annoying commercials in the past, including Ford's "I get what I want" commercial assault, with that grey-haired American Idol tool, but never has a commercial driven me to rage as much as the commercial for bornlearning.org

In it some Asian lady, who is cross-eyed and apparently is no larger than an ATM machine, proceed to state "Dimes are shiny (or maybe she says "tiny") and round........nickels are also round........dollars. Dollars are not round, dollars are rectangles. What can I buy with two rectangles?"

How about "a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP" :fire:

I swear to god this commercial makes me want to punch something. It's SO friggin' annoying, it's on just as much as, if not more than, the Ford commercial. The worst part is NO channel seems to be safe from it, and it seems to play the most on ESPN/ESPN2, which is unfortunate because those are the main channels I watch, especially during Saturdays for college football. Oh, it infects (yes, INFECTS, not "effects") FOX, CBS, and NBC during NFL games too, since it's apparently a United Way affiliate.

Does anyone else hate this commercial as much as me, or have another commercial to nominate as the most annoying commercial EVER?

Mike13
11-18-2006, 12:19 PM
Any Mentos commercial from about 8+ years ago.

Buddwalk
11-18-2006, 12:20 PM
havnt seen it yet but i do hate that ford commercial as well

Agent51
11-18-2006, 12:51 PM
Any Mentos commercial from about 8+ years ago.

This should make you hate them more:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/mentos-1.jpg

cnc66
11-18-2006, 01:01 PM
the new Haggar slacks commercial is to friggen cool... a guy puts dog crap in a another guys hand...awesome....

Majpain
11-18-2006, 02:39 PM
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cnc66
11-18-2006, 02:44 PM
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arrrrgggg, you just might win....

Mike13
11-18-2006, 02:53 PM
This should make you hate them more:

http://www.aerojockey.com/fark/mentos.jpg

:fire: :fire: :fire:

byroan
11-18-2006, 02:58 PM
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:yeahthat:

Celtkin
11-18-2006, 03:01 PM
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We have a winner :wink:

Mike13
11-18-2006, 03:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY

Majpain
11-18-2006, 03:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY

I was off by a little :lol:

Mike13
11-18-2006, 03:10 PM
I don't know what its supposed to do.

cnc66
11-18-2006, 03:24 PM
I don't know what its supposed to do.


exactly...what the hell is it supposed to do????

byroan
11-18-2006, 03:29 PM
I was off by a little :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II

Mike13
11-18-2006, 03:29 PM
exactly...what the hell is it supposed to do????

I guess its supposed to be applied directly to the forehead.

Agent51
11-18-2006, 03:53 PM
Head on, Apply directly on your forehead.
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This one is close, but it's not on NEARLY as much as the "dollars are rectangles" one, so it doesn't bother me that much. I think I've only seen that one like 10 times TOPS, whereas the "dollars are rectangles" one is on, literally, 2 times per commercial break during football and other shows, so I see it like 10 times in an hour :fire:


exactly...what the hell is it supposed to do????

Supposedly you rub it on your forehead and it cures headaches :rolleyes2

It doesn't work though, my girlfriend bought some when she had a bad headache and it did nopthing but make me laugh as she walked around the house rubbing it on her forehead :lol:

Mike13
11-18-2006, 03:58 PM
Supposedly you rub it on your forehead and it cures headaches :rolleyes2

Ironically, most of those headaches are caused by the commercials.

GoBills24
11-18-2006, 04:01 PM
"I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa."

"I don't have much of an appetite, thank you."

cnc66
11-18-2006, 04:02 PM
ditek dot com with the fat guy

finsrule84
11-18-2006, 06:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY

i hate this commercial with a passion. It is good marketing, however. What better way to get more people to buy a headache product than to give them a headache.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II&mode=related&search=


not only do you get a headache, but also you can't think of anything else to buy

finswin56
11-18-2006, 06:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XYI've actually never seen that before.

finsrule84
11-18-2006, 06:40 PM
"I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa."

"I don't have much of an appetite, thank you."


the caveman commercials are awesome :sidelol:

Aqua4Ever04
11-18-2006, 06:50 PM
I really want to see this "dollars are rectangles" commercial now.

dolphan117
11-18-2006, 08:24 PM
Those citibank comercials with this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B_kP6ImDVis) guy.

Agent51
11-18-2006, 09:58 PM
I really want to see this "dollars are rectangles" commercial now.

Trust me, you don't. But you can't miss it, it's on during EVERY SINGLE FOOTBALL GAME, sometimes twice per commercial break, so if you wanna tourture yourself, just put on any football game on any channel (ESPN seems to be the worst offender) and prepare to be annoyed.

finswin56
11-18-2006, 10:05 PM
Trust me, you don't. But you can't miss it, it's on during EVERY SINGLE FOOTBALL GAME, sometimes twice per commercial break, so if you wanna tourture yourself, just put on any football game on any channel (ESPN seems to be the worst offender) and prepare to be annoyed.Must be your location. I've never seen that commercial. I hear it on ESPN radio a lot, but never on tv. I doesn't bother me as much as you. Then again, I have a 3 year old... so that's pretty much my life.

Dolphin1184
11-18-2006, 10:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=Db8w2aOD7mI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXQt-76oeE&mode=related&search=

:lol:

Majpain
11-18-2006, 11:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II

Lol I sat thread about 1:25 secs then decided it was time for some Head on :lol:

finsrule84
11-18-2006, 11:59 PM
Lol I sat thread about 1:25 secs then decided it was time for some Head on :lol:

see, it works

Mike13
11-19-2006, 12:27 AM
That crap is made of wax! It doen't do anything its a placebo and a scam!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

Mike13
11-19-2006, 12:35 AM
Lol I sat thread about 1:25 secs then decided it was time for some Head on :lol:

I could only take 30 seconds of it.

LouPhinFan
11-19-2006, 04:38 AM
Those citibank comercials with this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B_kP6ImDVis) guy.

I'd have to agree. These commercials are stupid. And the Eastern Europe/Russian guy is annoying.

DeathStar
11-19-2006, 12:41 PM
OK, I've seen PLENTY of annoying commercials in the past, including Ford's "I get what I want" commercial assault, with that grey-haired American Idol tool, but never has a commercial driven me to rage as much as the commercial for bornlearning.org

In it some Asian lady, who is cross-eyed and apparently is no larger than an ATM machine, proceed to state "Dimes are shiny (or maybe she says "tiny") and round........nickels are also round........dollars. Dollars are not round, dollars are rectangles. What can I buy with two rectangles?"

How about "a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP" :fire:

I swear to god this commercial makes me want to punch something. It's SO friggin' annoying, it's on just as much as, if not more than, the Ford commercial. The worst part is NO channel seems to be safe from it, and it seems to play the most on ESPN/ESPN2, which is unfortunate because those are the main channels I watch, especially during Saturdays for college football. Oh, it infects (yes, INFECTS, not "effects") FOX, CBS, and NBC during NFL games too, since it's apparently a United Way affiliate.

Does anyone else hate this commercial as much as me, or have another commercial to nominate as the most annoying commercial EVER?
oh my ****ing god, that ad is horrible

HERE IS THE AD THAT AGENT IS TALKING ABOUT: http://adcouncil.wmod.llnwd.net/a540/o1/adcouncil/tv/early_childhood/chdev_atm.wmv

DeathStar
11-19-2006, 12:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=Db8w2aOD7mI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXQt-76oeE&mode=related&search=

:lol:

:sidelol:

NewEra8
11-19-2006, 01:26 PM
oh my ****ing god, that ad is horrible

HERE IS THE AD THAT AGENT IS TALKING about: http://adcouncil.wmod.llnwd.net/a540/o1/adcouncil/tv/early_childhood/chdev_atm.wmv

Put William Hung in that commercial and I might laugh a little

Sethdaddy8
11-19-2006, 09:11 PM
any Coors light commercial. beyond obnoxious...every single one of them.

Muck
11-19-2006, 11:35 PM
I pretty much hate any commercial that employs one of those stupid voice-over actors with those faux raspy/deep voices. The movie previews guy. The NBC previews guy. The Taco Bell guy. The Burger King guy. The ESPN guy. I hate them all with equal passion. I mean, who talks like that?? Have you ever actually listened to how they speak and what parts of words/sentences they emphasize?? I want to hit them in the face with a shovel. It's absolutely ridiculous.

And what nimrod decided that these voices are hip and necessary?? I swear, I can't watch a commercial without getting pissed.

Majpain
11-20-2006, 12:05 AM
Oh I hate the coors light press confrence. Its sooo freaking annoying.

FLOUNDER
11-20-2006, 12:51 AM
I hate that little richard geico commercal

"MASHES POTATOES, GRAVY, CRANBERRY SAUSE.... EWWWWWWWW HOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOO

cltchperf
11-20-2006, 01:07 AM
I hate that stupid Starbucks frappucino commercial that has this jazzy singing/swing music and singing. It's so annoying, and the singing is annoying as well aling with everything else. Does anyone know the commercial I'm talking about?

Dolphin1184
11-20-2006, 10:26 AM
I hate that stupid Starbucks frappucino commercial that has this jazzy singing/swing music and singing. It's so annoying, and the singing is annoying as well aling with everything else. Does anyone know the commercial I'm talking about?

That commercial with "Time flies by"? I kinda like that song.

Mike13
11-20-2006, 11:35 AM
Oh I hate the coors light press confrence. Its sooo freaking annoying.

"Coach I've been lifting, can you tell?"

I would like to see Saban in one of those commercials, Now that would be funny.

SpurzN703
11-20-2006, 11:39 AM
"I'll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa."

"I don't have much of an appetite, thank you."

What about the one where he's at the airport on the walkway? Priceless!

SpurzN703
11-20-2006, 11:41 AM
Oh I hate the coors light press confrence. Its sooo freaking annoying.

It was annoying to me at first, but I like the Vermeil ones.

ch19079
11-20-2006, 11:48 AM
i hate those new ford commercials.

they dont even show the truck untill the last 5 seconds. and the whole time they show the american flag, cowboys, New Orleans flooded, and basically implying that i should buy their piece of crap truck because if i dont i hate america.

it just pisses me off every time i see it.

maverick50
11-20-2006, 08:13 PM
i hate the ford commercials but i really hate those damn sonic comericals witth twittle dee and twittle dum can they stop with the trash and make some humor like comercials?

finsrule84
11-21-2006, 12:21 AM
Oh I hate the coors light press confrence.

yeah same here. Not because they were that bad, but because they seemed to show it a lot whenever we were losing and it pissed me off

Dolphin1184
11-21-2006, 03:18 AM
The "This is our country" Chevy commercials. Not necessarily because they are bad, but because they are played so many times on ESPN, sometimes CONSECUTIVELY. For crying out loud... saying it over and over and over again won't make me buy a Silverado.