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BAMAPHIN 22
11-18-2006, 08:57 PM
A man says having sex with a dead deer isn't a crime, since laws only apply to living animals. :eek: :shakeno:

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, is on trial for "mating" with a deceased deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

Now, facing a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, public defender Fredric Anderson, says his client is innocent, since "the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."
Judge Michael Lucci says, "I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case."

What sparked the debate was Webster's dictionary, which defines an "animal" as "any of a kingdom of living beings."

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Jt0323
11-18-2006, 08:59 PM
he dont need to go to jail...he needs to go to a psych ward

phinpunk14
11-18-2006, 09:42 PM
in prison, he'll be the dead deer.