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BAMAPHIN 22
11-19-2006, 08:47 PM
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In further deflating news for K-Fedex, Britney Spears is considering giving away the infamous home porn video.
Federline has already been approached by a porn mogul in the U.S. to buy the tape, but choose to pass on the deal at this stage. He is obviously holding out for more money.

Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

This would make it much harder for K-Fedex to earn a buck from the video, in the same way as when she gave away pictures of Jayden recently.

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/11/19/britney-to-give-away-sex-tape/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.staralicious.com%2Fbritney-to-give-away-sex-tape%2F&frame=true

Sethdaddy8
11-19-2006, 08:54 PM
This guy is such a scumbag loser. That's still the mother of his children. Put him on the better off dead list.

SCall13
11-19-2006, 09:30 PM
Good for her. She's not exactly the model citizen, but she SHOULD give the tape away just to keep her ex-freak from making a dime off of it. What a freakin' loser this guy is.

SkapePhin
11-19-2006, 09:40 PM
Wow, is this for real? CANT WAIT! She should give it away on Christmas

GoBills24
11-19-2006, 09:54 PM
Gotta keep my eyes open for that one.

Roman529
11-19-2006, 09:58 PM
Phew, I thought you were talking about our Brit!!! :eek: "Baggie"

:whew:

King Felix
11-19-2006, 09:58 PM
/me sits and waits for this

HysterikiLL
11-19-2006, 10:31 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?

Muck
11-19-2006, 11:12 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?

I don't know. But I'm pretty sure you're the only one who grades pr0n on storyline and premise.

NJFINSFAN1
11-19-2006, 11:15 PM
Does she need a bag on her head Roman???:lol:

Muck
11-19-2006, 11:19 PM
This guy is such a scumbag loser. That's still the mother of his children. Put him on the better off dead list.

How's about this one??

The day after she filed for divorce, K-Fed "performed" at the Chicago House of Blues. There he left this classy note on the bathroom wall.

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
**** a wife
Give me my kids *****!
-Kevin Federline

**** technology. K-Fed kicks it old school.

Nothing says 'white trash' like writing something crude on a bathroom wall.

Maynard the Hammer
11-19-2006, 11:26 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?i certainly hope so

PHINATIC13
11-19-2006, 11:29 PM
Phew, I thought you were talking about our Brit!!! :eek: "Baggie"

:whew:




damn I thought it was "our" Brit...:evil:

Mike13
11-20-2006, 01:49 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?

1) How can K.fed be a hasbeen? he is a neverwas

2) I believe this is when Britney was hot.

3) You watch some weird porn if you are concerned with video quality, and storyline.

DonShula84
11-20-2006, 06:11 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?

I think the answer to that is yes!

Pagan
11-20-2006, 07:46 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?
You just described pretty much 90% of the porn industry. :lol:

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 09:41 AM
good for her, dont let the loser make even more money off her fame

FinsNCanes
11-20-2006, 12:21 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't want to see two white-trashed hasbeens get it on via grainy poorly-shot video footage with little-to-no storyline or premise whatsoever?

Good point..

I know I watch porno for the storyline..:wink:

Motion
11-20-2006, 12:29 PM
4 hours huh?

NJPhinFan21
11-20-2006, 04:50 PM
I'm very giddy right now after reading this news. I cant wait to see my girl Britney "perform". The best part....i'm sure all of this was done before having her first kid. Nice!

Philter25
11-20-2006, 04:51 PM
Is there a signup sheet or something to get on the waiting list for the free movie?

PrepDogg
11-20-2006, 04:52 PM
http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/britney-video.jpg


In further deflating news for K-Fedex, Britney Spears is considering giving away the infamous home porn video.
Federline has already been approached by a porn mogul in the U.S. to buy the tape, but choose to pass on the deal at this stage. He is obviously holding out for more money.

Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

This would make it much harder for K-Fedex to earn a buck from the video, in the same way as when she gave away pictures of Jayden recently.

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/11/19/britney-to-give-away-sex-tape/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.staralicious.com%2Fbritney-to-give-away-sex-tape%2F&frame=true

I'm all for c**k blocking K-Fed so he don't make nothin' off that tape.

Slappy8800
11-20-2006, 05:00 PM
4 hours? i only need like 4 minutes

tucker
11-20-2006, 05:08 PM
so should we start taking bets on whether its a landing strip, bush, flat surface, a heart shape, or christmas tree?


i say landing strip

NJPhinFan21
11-20-2006, 05:12 PM
no way dude

WAX FLOOR all the way

In_Flames
11-20-2006, 05:15 PM
so should we start taking bets on whether its a landing strip, bush, flat surface, a heart shape, or christmas tree?


i say landing strip

according to Fred Durst :rolleyes: , it was a bush...very disappointing indeed, if one were to believe him that is...

In_Flames
11-20-2006, 05:18 PM
4 hours? i only need like 4 minutes

ahh, I'm fine with a 15 sec. clip on a loop...:wink:

PrepDogg
11-20-2006, 05:21 PM
so should we start taking bets on whether its a landing strip, bush, flat surface, a heart shape, or christmas tree?


i say landing strip

Put me down for landing strip. :rastanana

Slappy8800
11-20-2006, 05:35 PM
no way...shes like an 8 year old girl down there

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 05:46 PM
4 hours? i only need like 4 minutes

fast forward button.

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 05:47 PM
so should we start taking bets on whether its a landing strip, bush, flat surface, a heart shape, or christmas tree?


i say landing strip

waxed floor.

Amars
11-20-2006, 07:37 PM
This is like a chessmatch and she just put him in checkmate. He to stupid to figure out how he's going to get money.

Cant wait for the video.

Amars
11-20-2006, 07:39 PM
so should we start taking bets on whether its a landing strip, bush, flat surface, a heart shape, or christmas tree?


i say landing strip


I think it will be a "V" for victory.

Aqua4Ever04
11-20-2006, 07:43 PM
I don't know. But I'm pretty sure you're the only one who grades pr0n on storyline and premise.

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Not to often do I read a post here at Finheaven and actully laugh out loud to myself. But this one did the tricky. Thanks Muck. :lol:

MNFINFAN
11-20-2006, 08:12 PM
I don't know. But I'm pretty sure you're the only one who grades pr0n on storyline and premise.
:roflmao: what a put down classic.
All in good fun though.

Prime Time
11-21-2006, 02:06 PM
I don't know. But I'm pretty sure you're the only one who grades pr0n on storyline and premise.


:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :0wned:

Also, she has to be WAXED floor. It was her honeymoon....there ain't no way she went with a Bush to that!

EDIT - What we should bet on is...how blonde she really is :lol:

SCall13
11-21-2006, 02:14 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :0wned:

Also, she has to be WAXED floor. It was her honeymoon....there ain't no way she went with a Bush to that!

EDIT - What we should bet on is...how blonde she really is :lol:


OFF TOPIC: Just looking at your sig of Culpepper. You can tell his legs aren't right because of how flat-footed he is standing. No QB should ever stand that flat footed. Hopefully he'll get some bounce back and get back on his toes.


Back on topic: The only hair Britney Spears has on her body is on her head. :D

Agent51
11-21-2006, 02:26 PM
I hate MySpace, and don't go near it, but I have tons of friends that are obsessed with it, and from my understanding you can't post anything "adult" like that, so how does she plan on releasing the video on her MySpace page? There are a bunch of instances where MySpace takes down "adult-oriented content". Just a few days ago there was a news story where some weatherman got fired because one of his ex-GFs posted a nude picture of him in the shower on her MySpace. It said that was against the MySpace TOS and it was removed by MySpace, "but the damage was done", so if some crappy naked picture of some no-name weatherman is removed (Not to mention nude pics of girls that my friends always post and then complain that they were removed), then I find it extremely hard to believe that her SEXTAPE will be posted there. NOt only would it be against the rules but for the short time that it manages to stay up I'm sure MySpace would be shut down just from all of the traffic to the site, lol.

I think this is just a ploy by Brittney to stop him from selling the tape. I don't actually think she will release the tape (especially because she is claiming to put a "digitally remastered" version on MySpace), I think she is just saying that because if companies think the tape will be coming out for free, they aren't going to give "K-Fed" 50+ million dollars for it. Also, I think even IF she releases the tape, it won't be the version "K-Fed" was going to sell. It will probably be edited to the point where she is all airbrushed to look flawless (like in her pictures) and if not that, you know it will DEFINATELY be edited so the most you see is some Brittney boobs, I doubt she will be releasing the actual full tape which I'm sure shows a lot more than just her boobs. It WOULD be funny if she had it edited to make K-Fed all super tiny, he'd be an even bigger laughing stock :sidelol:.

BAMAPHIN 22
11-22-2006, 02:01 PM
K-Fed's lawyer: There's no Britney sex tape


There is no Kevin Federline-Britney Spears sex tape, Federline's lawyer said Tuesday.

Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan issued the statement in response to "reports rampant in the press and media regarding rumors of alleged attempts by Kevin Federline" to sell a purported sex video.

"While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all," Kaplan said.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else," he said.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/22/federline.spears.ap/index.html

Mike13
11-22-2006, 02:15 PM
That sucks, some one get me a lead pipe and the address of Federliine's trailer.

ch19079
11-22-2006, 02:30 PM
i bet they made some settlement about the tape, and as part of that both pretend it doesnt exist.

Agent51
11-22-2006, 02:49 PM
K-Fed's lawyer: There's no Britney sex tape


There is no Kevin Federline-Britney Spears sex tape, Federline's lawyer said Tuesday.

Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan issued the statement in response to "reports rampant in the press and media regarding rumors of alleged attempts by Kevin Federline" to sell a purported sex video.

"While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all," Kaplan said.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else," he said.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/22/federline.spears.ap/index.html

I believe there IS a tape, and they are now saying this because K-Fed made a pretty boneheaded move in trying to BLACKMAIL Brittney for the kids, and that is going to look SUPER bad in custody and divorce court, so the lawyer had to come out and say this "oh other people are putting words in his mouth" BS to make him look better.

UltraDol-Fan
11-22-2006, 03:29 PM
:yeahthat:

He could be arrested for coming out and openly blackmailing Britney, what an idiot

Den54
11-22-2006, 03:59 PM
All K FED needs is a pocketful of tatertots.
He don't care.
Word.