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mor911
11-19-2006, 09:40 PM
It was a clash of the titans. When gods collide. Greadwade and The mor met face to face this weekend.

The Situation: GeeDubya offered Mindwarp and The Mor some fins tickets (club level) to take The Mor's dad to the game on his birthday. GeeDubya asks The Mor to meet him in Pompton.

The Reality: Greatwade is a ****ing loser. Wow. Never have I met a guy so self indulged in bull****. See, what he needs to do, it rethink his values. He goes on and on trying do little things to make himself feel better... in the end, he's only hurting the ones he loves.

What Happened: I met GeeDubya at a golf coarse bar thing... I had to say I was Tiger Woods cousin for them to let me in. Then I saw them... The moment that changed The Mor's life. GeeDubya, The Plummer, and Tramplist all sitting there sipping pink martinis like women. We chit chat a bit and off we go to another bar.

The night stayed slow. The Mor was recovering from a Friday of massive drinking (in which I showed my genetilia to four women). So this party has to be easy.

What was Learned: Greadwade is a loser. The Plummer is insane. Tramplist is a murdering psychopath. I ****ing love these guys. These morons know how to party.

In the End: I was able to suprise my dad today with an awesome gift (clun level seats at the game) and I owe it all to GeeDubya. So... I will allow 7 thrusts. If you're not done by then, you have to do Mindwarp.

Thanks GeeDub.

Here's the pics of us at the game:
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/novenmber2006043-1.jpg
It's GeeDubya, Mindwarp, The Mor (at the bottom), d-day, and Mor's dad to the far right not paying us no mind.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/novenmber2006044-1.jpg

finfan01
11-19-2006, 10:04 PM
:lol:funny...............great game to go to...:dolphins:

cnc66
11-19-2006, 10:07 PM
It was a clash of the titans. When gods collide. Greadwade and The mor met face to face this weekend.

The Situation: GeeDubya offered Mindwarp and The Mor some fins tickets (club level) to take The Mor's dad to the game on his birthday. GeeDubya asks The Mor to meet him in Pompton.

The Reality: Greatwade is a ****ing loser. Wow. Never have I met a guy so self indulged in bull****. See, what he needs to do, it rethink his values. He goes on and on trying do little things to make himself feel better... in the end, he's only hurting the ones he loves.

What Happened: I met GeeDubya at a golf coarse bar thing... I had to say I was Tiger Woods cousin for them to let me in. Then I saw them... The moment that changed The Mor's life. GeeDubya, The Plummer, and Tramplist all sitting there sipping pink martinis like women. We chit chat a bit and off we go to another bar.

The night stayed slow. The Mor was recovering from a Friday of massive drinking (in which I showed my genetilia to four women). So this party has to be easy.

What was Learned: Greadwade is a loser. The Plummer is insane. Tramplist is a murdering psychopath. I ****ing love these guys. These morons know how to party.

In the End: I was able to suprise my dad today with an awesome gift (clun level seats at the game) and I owe it all to GeeDubya. So... I will allow 7 thrusts. If you're not done by then, you have to do Mindwarp.

Thanks GeeDub.

how many neighbors did you have to disturb in your skivveys for condoms THIS time???

mor911
11-19-2006, 10:15 PM
how many neighbors did you have to disturb in your skivveys for condoms THIS time???didn't do it with any of 'em... they could't stop laughing after I showed it to them... I still haven't heard the joke. :rolleyes:

cnc66
11-19-2006, 10:19 PM
didn't do it with any of 'em... they could't stop laughing after I showed it to them... I still haven't heard the joke. :rolleyes:

hahahaha made me laugh out loud.... next time chub it up...false advertising, but by then, it's too late, you've got stinky finger (use yer pinky)...:goof:

HysterikiLL
11-19-2006, 10:28 PM
hahahaha made me laugh out loud.... next time chub it up...false advertising, but by then, it's too late, you've got stinky finger (use yer pinky)...:goof:

jeebus cnc, keep it pg-13 :lol:

cnc66
11-19-2006, 10:32 PM
jeebus cnc, keep it pg-13 :lol:

hey...the kids need to learn this stuff... "tricks of the conquest" so to speak...

NJFINSFAN1
11-19-2006, 10:34 PM
You just figured that out?????????????????????????:rolleyes:

Did you run down the hall in your briefs again???

finswin56
11-19-2006, 10:40 PM
hahahaha made me laugh out loud.... next time chub it up...false advertising, but by then, it's too late, you've got stinky finger (use yer pinky)...:goof::spit: Holy **** Marty. You kill me sometimes :sidelol:

Mindwarp
11-19-2006, 11:50 PM
all I get is a friggen cameo in all of this?
you should have done a whole weekend one so I could have gotten a bigger role.

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 10:36 AM
mindwarp got the bit part in the mor weekend. I want the movie rights by the way, this might end up being this generations Animal House. lol

Mike13
11-20-2006, 11:40 AM
mindwarp got the bit part in the mor weekend. I want the movie rights by the way, this might end up being this generations Animal House. lol

"The tale of the four ****ed up Fin fans."

mor911
11-20-2006, 11:43 AM
I actually came up with a new name for the d-day/greatwade team... I call 'em d-wade. get it? d-wade... it's a play on words... y'know, sounds like the basketball player????

Mindwarp
11-20-2006, 11:48 AM
still waiting for my bigger role..

you know 2 thouchdowns... fullback/TE

Bringing Sexxxy back

mor911
11-20-2006, 11:49 AM
Why don't we create a "Grown men playing tackle football like idiots" thread?

Mindwarp
11-20-2006, 11:56 AM
go for it :yes:

mor911
11-20-2006, 12:01 PM
you're the coach/commish, you make it...

NaboCane
11-20-2006, 12:02 PM
This thread is useless without pictures. :refuse:

mor911
11-20-2006, 12:07 PM
d-wade has all the pics.

FinsNCanes
11-20-2006, 12:19 PM
Off topic..but has anyone noticed that Mor looks like Jason Campbell?

mor911
11-20-2006, 12:22 PM
Off topic..but has anyone noticed that Mor looks like Jason Campbell?
no.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:JasonCampbell-AU.jpg

hell no.

Motion
11-20-2006, 12:27 PM
Off topic..but has anyone noticed that Mor looks like Jason Campbell?

No, but Jason Campbell kinda looks like the Mor.

mor911
11-20-2006, 12:41 PM
No, but Jason Campbell kinda looks like the Mor.:hi5:

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 12:50 PM
jason campbell does look like the mor?? Maybe he is the mor, naw he is too much of a loser to be the mor, the mor is a god among men, Jason campbell is just a backup qb.

Motion
11-20-2006, 12:53 PM
jason campbell does look like the mor?? Maybe he is the mor, naw he is too much of a loser to be the mor, the mor is a god among men, Jason campbell is just a backup qb.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 01:14 PM
he dont hate me if the truth hurts, your telling me a mear man could run through a building looking for a condom in his briefs?? I think not!

NJFINSFAN1
11-20-2006, 04:43 PM
d-wade has all the pics.

That means they are all sticky now!:(

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 05:48 PM
nasty

greatwade
11-20-2006, 06:04 PM
bravo, sir. that was flipping highlarious.

no sweat on the tix. Any.mofo.time brother!

Mindwarp
11-20-2006, 06:04 PM
don't say any mofo time The mor will be at your door every weekend :yes: btw did you monkeys leave early? We looked back after JT int for a TD and you hooligans where no where to be seen,.

greatwade
11-20-2006, 06:16 PM
don't say any mofo time The mor will be at your door every weekend :yes: btw did you monkeys leave early? We looked back after JT int for a TD and you hooligans where no where to be seen,.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. my dad lives to teh beat of a different drum,
and he's buying the tix, if you know what I'm saying.

It broke Dday's heart, but my dad and I are jinxing on the team. The sec
we left, JT scores. how bout that?

next time I get xtra seats you two sexy *******s will get the seats.
Sup.

greatwade
11-20-2006, 06:20 PM
we left the bills game last year at the half.

and we were in H's box

DeathStar
11-20-2006, 06:50 PM
jason campbell does look like the mor?? Maybe he is the mor, naw he is too much of a loser to be the mor, the mor is a god among men, Jason campbell is just a backup qb.
nope, he is your starting QB of the washington redskins. the mor is nobody. be honest now.

NJFINSFAN1
11-20-2006, 06:55 PM
we left the bills game last year at the half.

and we were in H's box

You should become a Dodgers fan!!!

PrepDogg
11-20-2006, 07:17 PM
You should become a Dodgers fan!!!

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Dodgers Suck.

MNFINFAN
11-20-2006, 08:20 PM
he dont hate me if the truth hurts, your telling me a mear man could run through a building looking for a condom in his briefs?? I think not!
no a true man would not have wasted good ****ing time, he would have saran wrapped the end of hs thing and soldiered on.

Fin Fan in Cali
11-20-2006, 10:17 PM
hahahaha made me laugh out loud.... next time chub it up...false advertising, but by then, it's too late, you've got stinky finger (use yer pinky)...:goof::sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

mor911
11-21-2006, 08:29 AM
Here's the pics of us at the game:
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/novenmber2006043-1.jpg
It's GeeDubya, Mindwarp, The Mor (at the bottom), d-day, and Mor's dad to the far right not paying us no mind.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/novenmber2006044-1.jpg

njfinfan
11-21-2006, 08:43 AM
It was a clash of the titans. When gods collide. Greadwade and The mor met face to face this weekend.

The Situation: GeeDubya offered Mindwarp and The Mor some fins tickets (club level) to take The Mor's dad to the game on his birthday. GeeDubya asks The Mor to meet him in Pompton.

The Reality: Greatwade is a ****ing loser. Wow. Never have I met a guy so self indulged in bull****. See, what he needs to do, it rethink his values. He goes on and on trying do little things to make himself feel better... in the end, he's only hurting the ones he loves.

What Happened: I met GeeDubya at a golf coarse bar thing... I had to say I was Tiger Woods cousin for them to let me in. Then I saw them... The moment that changed The Mor's life. GeeDubya, The Plummer, and Tramplist all sitting there sipping pink martinis like women. We chit chat a bit and off we go to another bar.

The night stayed slow. The Mor was recovering from a Friday of massive drinking (in which I showed my genetilia to four women). So this party has to be easy.

What was Learned: Greadwade is a loser. The Plummer is insane. Tramplist is a murdering psychopath. I ****ing love these guys. These morons know how to party.

In the End: I was able to suprise my dad today with an awesome gift (clun level seats at the game) and I owe it all to GeeDubya. So... I will allow 7 thrusts. If you're not done by then, you have to do Mindwarp.

Thanks GeeDub.

Here's the pics of us at the game:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/novenmber2006043.jpg
It's GeeDubya, Mindwarp, The Mor (at the bottom), d-day, and Mor's dad to the far right not paying us no mind.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/novenmber2006044.jpg

:sidelol: :lol:

HolliFinFan
11-21-2006, 08:55 AM
Here's the pics of us at the game:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/novenmber2006043.jpg
It's GeeDubya, Mindwarp, The Mor (at the bottom), d-day, and Mor's dad to the far right not paying us no mind.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/pooptant/novenmber2006044.jpg

:tantrum: I want those seats!

Mindwarp
11-21-2006, 09:23 AM
nope, he is your starting QB of the washington redskins. the mor is nobody. be honest now.


You Sir Obviously do not know the Living Legend that is the Mor. Let me tell you about a man who every chick falls in love with on site. We went to Wendy's yesterday for lunch and The Mor decided he wants the Chicken strips. Well this is a crappy lunch for a man. 3 strips are you kidding me. So the mor does what the Mor does he starts flirting with the cuttie behind the register, Once she has taken he gives her The Mor Look (Patten Pending) and I swear her face lit up like someone just gave her the best Morgasm of her life, Instead of waiting for them to bring her the food she went and got the strips for him and threw 2 more in there.


The Mor is Living Legend Sir, and to call him nobody is pure blasphemy.

Mindwarp
11-21-2006, 09:24 AM
:tantrum: I want those seats!


you have to work for them



/me takes out dollar bill

Mindwarp
11-21-2006, 09:28 AM
ok this picture is funny cause of Dad911.
check him out with his binoculars.. you think he is looking at the action onthe feild right? but no.. The game is not going on.. so what is he checking out?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



oh..... that makes sence... Like Father Like Son.

HolliFinFan
11-21-2006, 09:37 AM
ok this picture is funny cause of Dad911.
check him out with his binoculars.. you think he is looking at the action onthe feild right? but no.. The game is not going on.. so what is he checking out?

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/628/dad911qj7.jpg



oh..... that makes sence... Like Father Like Son.

:chuckle: classic

Timmy54
11-21-2006, 09:38 AM
nope, he is your starting QB of the washington redskins. the mor is nobody. be honest now.

nobody??nobody??you obviously have ignored the mor for way too long my friend.

greatwade
11-21-2006, 12:06 PM
terrific thread. NJ, you should become a GW fan ;)

NJFINSFAN1
11-21-2006, 12:10 PM
terrific thread. NJ, you should become a GW fan ;)

I like George Washington, he was a good president!!!:rolleyes:

greatwade
11-21-2006, 12:22 PM
kiss your mother with that mouth, NJ?

Stitches
11-21-2006, 12:28 PM
I still want to meet Mor, MW, and GW.

Timmy54
11-21-2006, 04:27 PM
i just want to watch on pay-per-view

Mike13
11-21-2006, 08:24 PM
no.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Im...ampbell-AU.jpg (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:JasonCampbell-AU.jpg)

hell no

He looks like the Mor.



nope, he is your starting QB of the washington redskins. the mor is nobody. be honest now

You do know that the punishment for slandering the Mor is sex with lappy right?

Stitches
11-21-2006, 08:34 PM
He looks like the Mor.



You do know that the punishment for slandering the Mor is sex with lappy right?

I need to slander Mor mor often.

Mor loves the Nintendo Wiiiiiiiii, and had ear sex with Grimace.

Timmy54
11-22-2006, 10:21 AM
ear sex with grimace...nice family guy reference.

Majpain
11-22-2006, 11:48 AM
You Sir Obviously do not know the Living Legend that is the Mor. Let me tell you about a man who every chick falls in love with on site. We went to Wendy's yesterday for lunch and The Mor decided he wants the Chicken strips. Well this is a crappy lunch for a man. 3 strips are you kidding me. So the mor does what the Mor does he starts flirting with the cuttie behind the register, Once she has taken he gives her The Mor Look (Patten Pending) and I swear her face lit up like someone just gave her the best Morgasm of her life, Instead of waiting for them to bring her the food she went and got the strips for him and threw 2 more in there.


The Mor is Living Legend Sir, and to call him nobody is pure blasphemy.


:sidelol:

MNFINFAN
11-22-2006, 12:14 PM
You Sir Obviously do not know the Living Legend that is the Mor. Let me tell you about a man who every chick falls in love with on site. We went to Wendy's yesterday for lunch and The Mor decided he wants the Chicken strips. Well this is a crappy lunch for a man. 3 strips are you kidding me. So the mor does what the Mor does he starts flirting with the cuttie behind the register, Once she has taken he gives her The Mor Look (Patten Pending) and I swear her face lit up like someone just gave her the best Morgasm of her life, Instead of waiting for them to bring her the food she went and got the strips for him and threw 2 more in there.


The Mor is Living Legend Sir, and to call him nobody is pure blasphemy.
Now we know you are all smoking some serious crap. A cutie at a Fast Food place???? I have found a picture of her at myspace.com, here it is
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Motion
11-22-2006, 12:19 PM
:ban:

Mindwarp
11-22-2006, 12:33 PM
Now we know you are all smoking some serious crap. A cutie at a Fast Food place???? I have found a picture of her at myspace.com, here it is
http://www.ratmeat.com/images/NoFatChicks.jpg


south florida man... Cutties grow on trees.

MNFINFAN
11-22-2006, 12:45 PM
dude, I grew up there and cayman, I know ;) just giving you all a hard time, as in about two weeks when winter hits all the women up here start looking like this
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/inuit-1.jpg

HolliFinFan
11-22-2006, 01:00 PM
dude, I grew up there and cayman, I know ;) just giving you all a hard time, as in about two weeks when winter hits all the women up here start looking like this
http://whyfiles.org/shorties/145polar_evol/images/inuit.jpg

i want those boots! :lol:

Mike13
11-22-2006, 01:45 PM
south florida man... Cutties grow on trees.

I got a cuttie tree in my back yard.

Motion
11-22-2006, 01:50 PM
dude, I grew up there and cayman, I know ;) just giving you all a hard time, as in about two weeks when winter hits all the women up here start looking like this
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/11/inuit-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

MNFINFAN
11-22-2006, 02:03 PM
I got a cuttie tree in my back yard.
well send me some of your ripe fruit then :)

Mike13
11-22-2006, 02:05 PM
well send me some of your ripe fruit then :)

You got it.

MNFINFAN
11-22-2006, 02:15 PM
By the way on topic, I cannot wait to get back down to SF and party with the studs of FH, those cuties wont stand a chance :D