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11-20-2006, 01:01 PM
The Burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
out, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then
clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the
room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would
name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Timmy54
11-20-2006, 01:13 PM
lol

Pagan
11-20-2006, 01:25 PM
:sidelol:

PrepDogg
11-20-2006, 05:31 PM
Funny stuff. :lol:

Stitches
11-20-2006, 05:35 PM
Nice.

finswin56
11-20-2006, 05:40 PM
:sidelol:

icephinfan
11-20-2006, 05:48 PM
:lol:

finfan01
11-20-2006, 06:40 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:nice doggy:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

miamikid92
11-21-2006, 12:15 AM
:lol:

Aqua4Ever04
11-21-2006, 02:57 AM
NIIICCCCCCCE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Roman529
11-21-2006, 03:06 AM
:sidelol: Great joke!! :lol: