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bigbry
11-23-2006, 06:03 PM
TBF wakes up with hangover and grabs a warm one next to his bed, no not FinsKlown, and chugs it down.
Just before the 1st game and after his 2nd 6-pac he settles in and by the time the Lions are up 10-0 he says to his wife,"finally a great T-Day". The wife is VERY happy too!
But by near the end of the 3rd quarter and well into his 6th 6-pac and pissed off as any TBF could be he belts his wife a good one.
And for the 4th straight week the Police arrive just in time. Yes the neighbors have heard the carnage and made the call.
Well, do to overcrowding in the local jail today he is let go. The wife isnt home when he arrives and is stuck cooking his 3 fer .99 cent turkey pot pie.
Unfortunately TBF cant read and waits 4 hours for the damn thing to cook.
Wife arrives home with a baseball bat she stashes at her parents house and beats every last beer out of TBF.
And tomorrow starts a new day.


BB

finfan01
11-23-2006, 06:17 PM
:shakeno:

like2god
11-23-2006, 11:15 PM
:lol:

I can't wait to hear the Christmas version. :lol:

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Capt. Dick
11-23-2006, 11:39 PM
TBF wakes up with hangover and grabs a warm one next to his bed, no not FinsKlown, and chugs it down.
Just before the 1st game and after his 2nd 6-pac he settles in and by the time the Lions are up 10-0 he says to his wife,"finally a great T-Day". The wife is VERY happy too!
But by near the end of the 3rd quarter and well into his 6th 6-pac and pissed off as any TBF could be he belts his wife a good one.
And for the 4th straight week the Police arrive just in time. Yes the neighbors have heard the carnage and made the call.
Well, do to overcrowding in the local jail today he is let go. The wife isnt home when he arrives and is stuck cooking his 3 fer .99 cent turkey pot pie.
Unfortunately TBF cant read and waits 4 hours for the damn thing to cook.
Wife arrives home with a baseball bat she stashes at her parents house and beats every last beer out of TBF.
And tomorrow starts a new day.

:sidelol:


BB

:sidelol:

retired opfinistic
11-23-2006, 11:53 PM
Another heartwarming tale from BB! Keep 'em coming! :)

retired opfinistic
11-24-2006, 12:20 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Found a pic from a Bill's fan turkey day!

like2god
11-24-2006, 12:25 AM
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg

Found a pic from a Bill's fan turkey day!

I half expected that. :shakeno:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:lol:

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finfan01
11-24-2006, 12:26 AM
I half expected that. :shakeno:

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fpoliticalhumor%2F1%2F0%2Fw%2Fb%2Fbush_finger_flip.jpg&moduleId=pre_image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details (http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fpoliticalhumor%2F1%2F0%2Fw%2Fb%2Fbush_finger_flip.jpg&moduleId=pre_image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image%20Details)

:lol:

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:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol: is that pic real????:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::salute: thats our president

retired opfinistic
11-24-2006, 12:30 AM
I half expected that. :shakeno:

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Fd%2Fpoliticalhumor%2F1%2F0%2Fw%2Fb%2Fbush_finger_flip.jpg&moduleId=pre_image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

:lol:

.:lol: that pic was vile!

TotoreMexico
11-24-2006, 12:44 AM
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg

Found a pic from a Bill's fan turkey day!

Is it Kinzua?

finsrclowns
11-24-2006, 12:00 PM
TBF wakes up with hangover and grabs a warm one next to his bed, no not FinsKlown, and chugs it down.
Just before the 1st game and after his 2nd 6-pac he settles in and by the time the Lions are up 10-0 he says to his wife,"finally a great T-Day". The wife is VERY happy too!
But by near the end of the 3rd quarter and well into his 6th 6-pac and pissed off as any TBF could be he belts his wife a good one.
And for the 4th straight week the Police arrive just in time. Yes the neighbors have heard the carnage and made the call.
Well, do to overcrowding in the local jail today he is let go. The wife isnt home when he arrives and is stuck cooking his 3 fer .99 cent turkey pot pie.
Unfortunately TBF cant read and waits 4 hours for the damn thing to cook.
Wife arrives home with a baseball bat she stashes at her parents house and beats every last beer out of TBF.
And tomorrow starts a new day.


BB

Your dad keeps his diary unlocked?:eek:

Mike13
11-24-2006, 01:58 PM
:sidelol: Thats some funny ****!

bigbry
11-24-2006, 09:47 PM
Your dad keeps his diary unlocked?:eek:

If I go to the trouble of mentioning you in a post you must put some effort into your reply.
Like that youtube video of you and the giraffe.


BB

icephinfan
11-25-2006, 02:00 AM
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/fat_girl_puking.jpg

Found a pic from a Bill's fan turkey day!

:nono:

Thanks alot.:mad: