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dolphan39
05-20-2003, 04:51 PM
Leadership versus Management

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "management material".

The answers on a separate page. The questions are not that difficult.


Quiz

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal
does not attend?



4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

PM me your answers and I will post them for all to see w/correct answers

dolphan39
05-29-2003, 03:41 PM
your answers were not correct, yes there are correct answers supposedly :judge:

dolphan39
06-02-2003, 12:00 PM
OK, I'll give it a try:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Cut off his legs and neck?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Put a jar of peanuts in there first?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal
does not attend?

The human?

4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Throw in a few grenades first. The resulting concussion from the blasts would knock the crocodiles unconscious long enough to cross. -- relive1972



1. Open Door, Put Girafe in, Close door.
2. Open Door , Take out Girafe, Put in Elephant, Close Door
3. The elephant. He's in the fridge.
4. Take elephant out of fridge. Hop on. cross river.
-- dolfan4good


to put a giraffe in, you must open the door

to put an elephant in, you have to take the giraffe out

the only one at the meeting that is not there is the elephant because he's in the refrigerator

not sure about crossing the river, i guess take a boat!

wait a minute, it would be easy to cross the river, all the alligators are at the meeting!

btw, giraffes are in africa, alligators are from the western hemisphere! had to be crocodiles! -- dolfan06

dolphan39
06-02-2003, 12:02 PM
'06 answers are basically correct, the last one is something like swim across since all the crocs are at the conference

poornate
06-02-2003, 11:59 PM
1. In steaks.

2. Maybe burger.

3. The lion.

4. Really F'n carefully.

dolfan06
06-03-2003, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by dolphan39
'06 answers are basically correct, the last one is something like swim across since all the crocs are at the conference i may have seen that quiz somewhere!:confused: