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DolfanTom
12-05-2006, 11:25 AM
This just has to be the lead discussion for every true Patriot fan out there!!


http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_334083531.html

jman924
12-05-2006, 08:38 PM
Except...it's about baseball...

Not sure how it relates to the Pat.:confused:

PatriotReign
12-05-2006, 10:19 PM
Baseball sucks...I could care less.:sleep:

anditsgood
12-05-2006, 10:41 PM
wouldnt that be big news for red sox fans


duffus

Mike13
12-05-2006, 10:50 PM
I could care less.

GoBills24
12-05-2006, 10:54 PM
This just has to be the lead discussion for every true Patriot fan out there!!


http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_334083531.html

Who cares about the baseball team, that didn't make the playoffs.

Had to get a shot in there.

:lol:

DolfanTom
12-06-2006, 10:47 AM
OK, cleary this wasn't funny and that's on me. My bad - nobody's perfect!
:lol:

The "joke" is (and I'll admit it's a stale joke) that Patriot fans aren't really Patriot fans - they're just Red Sox fans looking for something to do in the fall. Get it - they're really just bandwagoners, yadda yadda yadda ...

So big news for Patriot fans would be something Red Sox related ...

OK, I'll stop now.

PatriotReign
12-07-2006, 12:30 AM
OK, cleary this wasn't funny and that's on me. My bad - nobody's perfect!
:lol:

The "joke" is (and I'll admit it's a stale joke) that Patriot fans aren't really Patriot fans - they're just Red Sox fans looking for something to do in the fall. Get it - they're really just bandwagoners, yadda yadda yadda ...

So big news for Patriot fans would be something Red Sox related ...

OK, I'll stop now.


:dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

Alex44
12-07-2006, 12:54 AM
OK, cleary this wasn't funny and that's on me. My bad - nobody's perfect!
:lol:

The "joke" is (and I'll admit it's a stale joke) that Patriot fans aren't really Patriot fans - they're just Red Sox fans looking for something to do in the fall. Get it - they're really just bandwagoners, yadda yadda yadda ...

So big news for Patriot fans would be something Red Sox related ...

OK, I'll stop now.

Thats a little to complex for their minds man :wink: but its funny

Mike13
12-07-2006, 01:29 AM
and its true.

DolfanTom
12-07-2006, 11:56 AM
:dunce: :dunce: :dunce:Bad joke or not, you do know it's the truth! :sidelol:

retired opfinistic
12-07-2006, 12:10 PM
Bad joke or not, you do know it's the truth! :sidelol:You threw that one over their heads, DT!:lol:

now back to stuff the Patsies will understand:

I FEEL PRETTY

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Link
12-07-2006, 12:13 PM
Bad joke or not, you do know it's the truth! :sidelol:

Try a knock knock joke next time. That might be something they will get. :lol:

Capt. Dick
12-07-2006, 12:16 PM
You threw that one over their heads, DT!:lol:

now back to stuff the Patsies will understand:

I FEEL PRETTY

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

:lol:

DolfanTom
12-07-2006, 12:29 PM
You threw that one over their heads, DT!:lol:

now back to stuff the Patsies will understand:

I FEEL PRETTY

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!From Bandwagon - the Musical!

DolfanTom
12-07-2006, 12:30 PM
Try a knock knock joke next time. That might be something they will get. :lol:

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Brady!
Brady Who?
Tom Brady, the Gay QB of the New England Patriots!

Link
12-07-2006, 12:38 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Brady!
Brady Who?
Tom Brady, the Gay QB of the New England Patriots!

YAY!!! :clap: They will understand that one! :goof:

retired opfinistic
12-07-2006, 12:45 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Brady!
Brady Who?
Tom Brady, the Gay QB of the New England Patriots!:lol:

jman924
12-07-2006, 05:53 PM
You threw that one over their heads, DT!:lol:

now back to stuff the Patsies will understand:

I FEEL PRETTY

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Encore!:goof:

DolfanTom
12-07-2006, 06:09 PM
Q: Why did the Gay Patriot fan cross the road?

A: Tom Brady was on the other side.

gillderais
12-07-2006, 06:10 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Brady!
Brady Who?
Tom Brady, the Gay QB of the New England Patriots!
:lol: