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PatriotDynasty
12-07-2006, 11:31 PM
You better be. You better be...

Colorado Dolfan
12-07-2006, 11:47 PM
Yeah, it's gonna be hard watching the hurt the 'Phins are gonna put on the Patsies...

The worst part will be watching my dad cry... :shakeno:

Mike13
12-08-2006, 12:09 AM
Chances are the Pats will win, but it won't be a blow out.
You're dumbass is making he mistake of under estimating this team.

PatriotDynasty
12-08-2006, 12:17 AM
Chances are the Pats will win, but it won't be a blow out.
You're dumbass is making he mistake of under estimating this team.

The Pats have problems in Miami, but I still think it'll be a laugher. Joey's going to throw 3 picks, and cry on Saban's shoulder!

FLOUNDER
12-08-2006, 01:14 AM
I think miami will pull out the win

Mike13
12-08-2006, 02:22 AM
The Pats have problems in Miami, but I still think it'll be a laugher. Joey's going to throw 3 picks, and cry on Saban's shoulder!

I'm sure you thought that on December 20th 2004. Make no mistake, this will be a hard fought game.

Colorado Dolfan
12-08-2006, 02:31 AM
The Pats have problems in Miami, but I still think it'll be a laugher. Joey's going to throw 3 picks, and cry on Saban's shoulder!

...and still win the game! I'll be laughing... :lol:

adamprez2003
12-08-2006, 03:14 AM
You better be. You better be...

Is that your age or your IQ?

Jason Taylor will have two sacks and Brady will be knocked out of the game by the second qtr. Testeverde will be knocked out by the 3rd and Cassell will have to mop up. Your oline cant protect Brady from our dline. We'll win this by two touchdowns going away

HurriPhin
12-08-2006, 03:43 AM
I can't wait to kick some Patsy *** Sunday. It'll be great watching JT & crew smack around some queer at QB. :dolphins:

DolfanTom
12-08-2006, 10:17 AM
You better be. You better be...Yes, the pain of watching Tom Brady struggle once again against our defense will be hard to stomach .... but I promise to do my best to keep watching :lol:

steeda
12-08-2006, 10:27 AM
Bring it !!

Fins 27
Pats 17 ;)

SpurzN703
12-08-2006, 10:32 AM
Pain? On Sunday? Maybe from banging my wife all night but not b/c of your yoyo Patriots.

We win

DolfanTom
12-08-2006, 10:32 AM
You better be. You better be...

“Matt and I fight like teenage girls,” said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. “We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and [messing] around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me.” http://www.patriots.com/news/index.c...=21661&pcid=41 (http://www.patriots.com/news/index.cfm?ac=latestnewsdetail&pid=21661&pcid=41)

Is this the sort of pain you're talking about? Like the pain that two gay Patriot QBs experience while "slap boxing and messing around with each other."


Note: Props to Gillderais for originally finding this quote!

Phin-o-rama
12-08-2006, 10:51 AM
ahahaha fags

OOOO matt you got some protein shake on your lips O_o


wtf....brady loves the $%#@

BLITZKRIEG
12-08-2006, 11:55 AM
I think the Patriots are going have their hands full. Playing at home, and coming off a very damaging loss to Jacksonville, you better be certain that we're coming to play this week. If the defense shows up, it's anyone's game in my opinion.....

PHINZ RULE!!!!

rdhstlr23
12-08-2006, 12:18 PM
I think miami will pull out the win

Yes sir! See! MU and WVU fans can live in harmony.

retired opfinistic
12-08-2006, 02:02 PM
You better be. You better be...you having a fisting party? count me out PatriotDouchenasty!

MarinoEqualsGod
12-08-2006, 02:44 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/12/mrt-1.jpg


Reporter: Mr. T, what do you think the dolphins will do the the patriots on Sunday?

Mr. T: Predition...PAIN!

Mike13
12-08-2006, 02:45 PM
You better be. You better be...


Sorry I'm not into gay bondage, ask WTE.

TotoreMexico
12-08-2006, 02:57 PM
:monkeyr:http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4037/tombrady5pi4.jpg :monkeyl:

DolfanTom
12-08-2006, 03:15 PM
Like this kind of pain?

3707

3708

3709

3710

Dolfan984
12-08-2006, 04:44 PM
Tom Brady loves the ****

icephinfan
12-08-2006, 04:50 PM
:monkeyr:http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4037/tombrady5pi4.jpg :monkeyl:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

retired opfinistic
12-08-2006, 04:51 PM
Tom Brady loves the ****http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

The Confessor
12-08-2006, 04:57 PM
“Matt and I fight like teenage girls,” said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. “We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and [messing] around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me.”


Yeah, sure it was milkshake .....and that wasnt no towel either, it was a jockstrap...

DolfanTom
12-08-2006, 05:05 PM
I mean, what two adult straight men would admit to fighting like "teenage girls"?

Hmmm .....

PatriotDynasty
12-08-2006, 05:08 PM
I'm pretty sure DolfanTom has a hard-on just thinking about it.

The Confessor
12-08-2006, 05:08 PM
I mean, what two adult straight men would admit to fighting like "teenage girls"?

Hmmm .....

Well, besides these two

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2007/01/brokeback_mountain-1.jpg


the only ones I can think of are.
Tomalina and Matty spatty

DolfanTom
12-08-2006, 05:12 PM
I'm pretty sure DolfanTom has a hard-on just thinking about it.Keep your eyes off my package PastsieDieNasty! Instead, why don't you go join the line of Patsie fans outside the Patsie lockerroom, waiting patiently on their knees for Brokeback Brady to appear.

adamprez2003
12-10-2006, 02:14 AM
http://www.patriots.com/news/index.c...=21661&pcid=41 (http://www.patriots.com/news/index.cfm?ac=latestnewsdetail&pid=21661&pcid=41)

Is this the sort of pain you're talking about? Like the pain that two gay Patriot QBs experience while "slap boxing and messing around with each other."


Note: Props to Gillderais for originally finding this quote!

I swear Tom Brady is Stewie on the FAMILY GUY. The signs are everywhere:lol:

icephinfan
12-10-2006, 02:18 AM
I swear Tom Brady is Stewie on the FAMILY GUY. The signs are everywhere:lol:

:lol:

TotoreMexico
12-10-2006, 03:12 AM
I mean, what two adult straight men would admit to fighting like "teenage girls"?

Hmmm .....

F'n ******s:shakeno:

PatriotDynasty
12-10-2006, 12:07 PM
The Pain is coming in T-Minus 2 hours and counting!

Deep2Evans
12-10-2006, 12:26 PM
No Ronnie Brown today? Uh-oh.

bill parcells
12-10-2006, 12:57 PM
you having a fisting party? count me out PatriotDouchenasty!
:sidelol:

Colorado Dolfan
12-10-2006, 03:48 PM
The Pain is coming in T-Minus 2 hours and counting!

That pain is your head beginning to come out of your @ss as you realize the Pats ain't winning today... :lol:

I know you're feeling it... :D

byroan
12-10-2006, 03:50 PM
Ben Watson just felt the pain.

TotoreMexico
12-10-2006, 04:01 PM
J.Allen knocked the **** out of him:evil:

Colorado Dolfan
12-10-2006, 04:10 PM
*sniff, sniff*

I smell a shutout...

..either that or it's Dynasty's head fully exposed... :confused:

byroan
12-10-2006, 04:43 PM
:sidelol:

Colorado Dolfan
12-10-2006, 04:58 PM
The Pats have problems in Miami, but I still think it'll be a laugher. Joey's going to throw 3 picks, and cry on Saban's shoulder!

Well, you were right on one point... :lol:

like2god
12-10-2006, 05:04 PM
What a disappointing loss for Patriots fans, can you feel it? Can you feel it?

Yes you can, yes you can. :lol:

Link
12-10-2006, 05:07 PM
Question.....

Hey Pathetics fans, how do you like your crow?

I am offering the stuff I scooped off the road this morning. Its my secret recipe. :goof:

DolfanTom
12-10-2006, 05:09 PM
What a disappointing loss for Patriots fans, can you feel it? Can you feel it?

Yes you can, yes you can. :lol:
l2g - do you think when he meant pain, he meant:

A - The pain Tom Brady felt all day?

B - Ben Watson getting clobbered?

C - Vince Wilfork being sent to the sideline?

D - Heath Evans getting ZACHED!!!!

One of those? :wink:

TotoreMexico
12-10-2006, 05:16 PM
PatriotGAYnasty can you feel the pain?

like2god
12-10-2006, 05:18 PM
l2g - do you think when he meant pain, he meant:

A - The pain Tom Brady felt all day?

B - Ben Watson getting clobbered?

C - Vince Wilfork being sent to the sideline?

D - Heath Evans getting ZACHED!!!!

One of those? :wink:
:D

I think he thought that Brady was going to destroy us and he could come back here to laugh and gloat. Who's gloating now? :lol:

DolfanTom
12-10-2006, 05:18 PM
Friends, I think it's safe to say the Patriot Dynasty is over. It officially ended w/ the win over the Eagles two years ago.

Don't get me wrong, they're still good (although you wouldn't know it today :wink: ), and they'll probably win the division, but they won't sniff the SB.

And next year, they'll have three improved teams breathing down their necks!

Hope you enjoyed it Patsie fans. You were kings for a while, but it's over now. How fleeting, eh!

The Confessor
12-10-2006, 05:20 PM
To ALL the patriots fans out there....nice game, and oh yeah....HAHA


http://www.holgilein.de/schauda/verstrahltes/middle_finger.jpg

DolfanTom
12-10-2006, 05:22 PM
:D

I think he thought that Brady was going to destroy us and he could come back here to laugh and gloat. Who's gloating now? :lol:

Phucking Coward! Where is that Phucker! I doubt he'll be back for days, if ever!! :lol:

I have to get something off my chest before I suffer a nervous breakdown. I just have to:

"WHY THE PHUCK DID WE HAVE TO START OFF 1-6??? WHY????? WE'RE 5-1 IN THE LAST SIX W/ SOME VERY NICE VICTORIES THAT WHOULD HAVE MADE THIS SEASON GREAT. WHY GOD, WHY?????"

OK, all better now!!!! :wink:

like2god
12-10-2006, 05:24 PM
Phucking Coward! Where is that Phucker! I doubt he'll be back for days, if ever!! :lol:

I have to get something off my chest before I suffer a nervous breakdown. I just have to:

"WHY THE PHUCK DID WE HAVE TO START OFF 1-6??? WHY????? WE'RE 5-1 IN THE LAST SIX W/ SOME VERY NICE VICTORIES THAT WHOULD HAVE MADE THIS SEASON GREAT. WHY GOD, WHY?????"

OK, all better now!!!! :wink:

:lol:

Exactly....................damn OL :tantrum:

The Confessor
12-10-2006, 05:27 PM
Phucking Coward! Where is that Phucker! I doubt he'll be back for days, if ever!! :lol:

I have to get something off my chest before I suffer a nervous breakdown. I just have to:

"WHY THE PHUCK DID WE HAVE TO START OFF 1-6??? WHY????? WE'RE 5-1 IN THE LAST SIX W/ SOME VERY NICE VICTORIES THAT WHOULD HAVE MADE THIS SEASON GREAT. WHY GOD, WHY?????"

OK, all better now!!!! :wink:

The worst part is the games we had no business losing, ie Houston, Green Bay, Buffalo etc etc etc....:shakeno:

DolfanTom
12-10-2006, 05:33 PM
The worst part is the games we had no business losing, ie Houston, Green Bay, Buffalo etc etc etc....:shakeno:I know, give us two of them right now ....

Link
12-10-2006, 05:38 PM
Come on guys quit thinking about the past. Think about that beautiful win! And think about Brady being Benched! And think about the way our defense played!

like2god
12-10-2006, 05:39 PM
Come on guys quit thinking about the past. Think about that beautiful win! And think about Brady being Benched! And think about the way our defense played!

You're right Link. :woot:

Ponder this while you're at it.......

......how in the hell did Brady fumble, I thought he was a pro at holding onto balls?

:lol:

The Confessor
12-10-2006, 05:49 PM
You're right Link. :woot:

Ponder this while you're at it.......

......how in the hell did Brady fumble, I thought he was a pro at holding onto balls?

:lol:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

You have outdone yourself l2g... This might become my new avatar....

EDIT: I think its cause your not allowed to use your mouth to hold them in football

Link
12-10-2006, 05:52 PM
You're right Link. :woot:

Ponder this while you're at it.......

......how in the hell did Brady fumble, I thought he was a pro at holding onto balls?

:lol:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Vertical Limit
12-10-2006, 06:21 PM
:lol: Oh, I'm so glad I learned my lesson about talking smack before a game. [Season opener against the Steelers..] This is just embarrasing.

Crunch, crunch.

TotoreMexico
12-10-2006, 06:23 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

You have outdone yourself l2g... This might become my new avatar....

EDIT: I think its cause your not allowed to use your mouth to hold them in football

ROFLMFAO

adamprez2003
12-10-2006, 06:24 PM
Is that your age or your IQ?

Jason Taylor will have two sacks and Brady will be knocked out of the game by the second qtr. Testeverde will be knocked out by the 3rd and Cassell will have to mop up. Your oline cant protect Brady from our dline. We'll win this by two touchdowns going away

just wanted to bump this post:lol:

like2god
12-10-2006, 06:33 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

You have outdone yourself l2g... This might become my new avatar....

EDIT: I think its cause your not allowed to use your mouth to hold them in football
:sidelol:

I think that it might be time for Patriots fans to petition the league for a rule change. :lol:

.

finfan01
12-10-2006, 07:07 PM
You better be. You better be...

Well..Brady wasnt......neither was mr. Benjamin Watson.....he got decked by the safties...:up:

Capt. Dick
12-10-2006, 07:47 PM
You better be. You better be...

You`re right, it was painful. I was laughin` so hard, I dropped a jug of guacamole on my toe.:lol:

The Confessor
12-10-2006, 08:07 PM
You`re right, it was painful. I was laughin` so hard, I dropped a jug of guacamole on my toe.:lol:


Funniest part is the Rocket Scientist that started this thread was logged on since the game......but he has'nt bothered to chime in......:confused:

Capt. Dick
12-10-2006, 08:36 PM
Funniest part is the Rocket Scientist that started this thread was logged on since the game......but he has'nt bothered to chime in......:confused:


Well, he is 70 yrs. old. Maybe he forgot.:lol:

adamprez2003
12-10-2006, 09:44 PM
Well, he is 70 yrs. old. Maybe he forgot.:lol:

maybe we should get a defibrilator for the guy. CLEAR!

icephinfan
12-10-2006, 10:19 PM
You better be. You better be...

Yep, I better be ready to add up the 21-0 A$$ kicking you took today.:sidelol:

HurriPhin
12-11-2006, 12:06 AM
Ah, what a sweet *** kicking that was :dolphins:

looks like New Engalnd is sliding back to thier Patsy ways.

icephinfan
12-11-2006, 12:07 AM
Ah, what a sweet *** kicking that was :dolphins:

looks like New Engalnd is sliding back to thier Patsy ways.

It was only a matter of time.:wink:

finfan01
12-11-2006, 12:41 AM
It was only a matter of time.:wink:

yes it was!! nice avatar ice:dolphins:

adamprez2003
12-11-2006, 01:07 AM
It was only a matter of time.:wink:
cool avatar:evil:

HurriPhin
12-11-2006, 02:24 AM
Ticket: $45

Beer & Food: $28

Dolphin's 21-0 a$$ whoopin vs Patsy's: Painless

:dolphins:

Capt. Dick
12-11-2006, 04:28 AM
You're right Link. :woot:

Ponder this while you're at it.......

......how in the hell did Brady fumble, I thought he was a pro at holding onto balls?

:lol:

:lol:

icephinfan
12-11-2006, 04:35 AM
You're right Link. :woot:

Ponder this while you're at it.......

......how in the hell did Brady fumble, I thought he was a pro at holding onto balls?

:lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

DolfanTom
12-11-2006, 08:11 AM
Come on guys quit thinking about the past. Think about that beautiful win! And think about Brady being Benched! And think about the way our defense played!
You're right! I just needed a moment to vent. Believe me, I enjoyed yesterday very much!

:dolphins: :dolphins: :dolphins: :dolphins:

DolfanTom
12-11-2006, 08:12 AM
You're right Link. :woot:

Ponder this while you're at it.......

......how in the hell did Brady fumble, I thought he was a pro at holding onto balls?

:lol:
That's because that ball wasn't attached to Matt Cassel :sidelol: :sidelol:

Mike13
12-11-2006, 10:58 AM
The Pats have problems in Miami, but I still think it'll be a laugher. Joey's going to throw 3 picks, and cry on Saban's shoulder!

You should be an analyst.