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BAMAPHIN 22
12-11-2006, 01:31 AM
There's nothing that says 'I do' more than having your rear end forever marked with your husband's initials on your wedding night. Officials are questioning a 54-year-old man who forcibly used a cattle brander on his 22-year-old wife the night before their wedding.

The jealous husband explains that he tried to justify the branding by saying he wanted to make sure that other men knew right away that his new wife was his, and only his.

According to Ananova, police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local women's rights organization.

The Web site reports a police spokesman as saying: "We want him for questioning. He has some explaining to do."

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/12/08/husband-brands-wifes-rear-on-wedding-night/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wayodd.com%2Fhusband-brands-wifes-rear-on-wedding-night%2Fv%2F5900%2F&frame=true

Muck
12-11-2006, 08:48 AM
So he'd already resigned to the fact that she'll be cheating on him doggystyle. And she's contacted the authorities.

You can't buy that kind of trust folks.

Stitches
12-11-2006, 09:39 AM
So did they still get marrried?

Stitches
12-11-2006, 09:39 AM
So he'd already resigned to the fact that she'll be cheating on him doggystyle. And she's contacted the authorities.

You can't buy that kind of trust folks.

Maybe she's an exotic dancer.

NJFINSFAN1
12-11-2006, 09:49 AM
My wife branded me!:boohoo:

Timmy54
12-11-2006, 10:26 AM
wow, what will stupid people do next.

The Rev
12-11-2006, 10:31 AM
My wife branded me!:boohoo:

Yeah, but she did it with a pair of skis rather than a branding iron. :rolleyes:

icephinfan
12-11-2006, 02:32 PM
We need pictures.

Roman529
12-11-2006, 02:43 PM
Yeah this thread is useless without pictures. :lol:

Caps
12-11-2006, 02:48 PM
A golddigger and a psychopath. Perfect.

Mike13
12-11-2006, 02:58 PM
:shakeno:

Noodle Arm
12-11-2006, 03:50 PM
Like the guy she would be cheating with would care about some initials on her butt. Please :shakeno:

WharfRat
12-11-2006, 03:54 PM
he just wanted to be able to say he has a "brand new wife"



:splat:

The Confessor
12-11-2006, 04:08 PM
:evil: Somehow I was thinking this thread might pertain to Women in Buffalo...

Caps
12-11-2006, 05:41 PM
:evil: Somehow I was thinking this thread might pertain to Women in Buffalo...

OH SNAP!!!

PrepDogg
12-11-2006, 06:38 PM
:notme:

lazareth
12-12-2006, 12:31 AM
scarred me my wife has, but branding iron it was not :yoda:

FinaciousOne
12-12-2006, 01:27 AM
Like the guy she would be cheating with would care about some initials on her butt. Please :shakeno:

He might if the initials were H. I. V.

Daunt8TDChris84
12-13-2006, 08:18 AM
well lol thats funny , thats not a lock that blocks her a-hole lol wtf.

i mean the girl must have a great *** 4 him to do that though.

SpurzN703
12-13-2006, 03:58 PM
Like the guy she would be cheating with would care about some initials on her butt. Please :shakeno:

:lol: Yeah pretty much. "Oh look, she has tattoos of a few letters on her bootay. Damn this girl knows how to work it"

BigDogsHunt
12-13-2006, 04:43 PM
He might if the initials were H. I. V.

:sidelol:

Ok, but what about if his name was Teddy Alexander (Paul "catholic name") Inwood-Thompson

Mindwarp
12-13-2006, 04:45 PM
I wanted guys to know my wife was mine so I gave her 2 **** trophys(kids)

NaboCane
12-13-2006, 10:31 PM
He might if the initials were H. I. V.:sidelol: