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DolfanTom
01-03-2007, 10:39 AM
"I will not be the Alabama coach" - Nick Saban

"I did not have sexual relations ... with that woman ... Miss Lewinsky" - Bill Clinton

"Read my lips ... no new taxes" - George H.W. Bush

"I am not gay" - Tom Brady

BwanaZulia
01-03-2007, 10:47 AM
I can't believe he only lasted two years.

BZ

DolfanTom
01-03-2007, 10:52 AM
I can't believe he only lasted two years.

BZThis is driving me crazy. It's not like the guy was a total failure. Granted, this season was a disaster, no doubt, but you get the feeling the guy can really coach and it's just a matter of time.

Oh well, it's over now. This is a bad time for the Dolphins, a bad time! I just hope the next guy - whomever - wants to stay as long as the owner wants him.

BwanaZulia
01-03-2007, 10:55 AM
Is it officially official? I haven't seen anything.

BZ

DolfanTom
01-03-2007, 11:01 AM
Is it officially official? I haven't seen anything.

BZNo, but a source told the Sentinel he's as good as gone, plus ...


... it just seems to me, that if he really wanted to stay, he never would have met w/ Bama in the first place. He's had over a month to consider this thought ... I mean, he's made up his mind by now, I would think. And - therefore - by meeting w/ Bama, he's gone.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong ...

finsrclowns
01-03-2007, 01:38 PM
He had to go. Waking up in the middle of the night every night screaming "I can't beat the fuking Bills" was killing him.:lol:

bigbry
01-03-2007, 09:01 PM
He had to go. Waking up in the middle of the night every night screaming "I can't beat the fuking Bills" was killing him.:lol:

Allong with every Bills fan who cant seem to lose the Bills addiction.
LOSERS!


BB

retired opfinistic
01-03-2007, 09:22 PM
"I will not be the Alabama coach" - Nick Saban

"I did not have sexual relations ... with that woman ... Miss Lewinsky" - Bill Clinton

"Read my lips ... no new taxes" - George H.W. Bush

"I am not gay" - Tom Brady


"check's in the mail" - opfinstic
"I won't come in your mouth" - opfinstic
"Of course I'll still respect you" - opfinstic
"Jennifer Lopez? She's a dog, all ass and no tits!" - opfinstic

LABillzFan
01-03-2007, 11:53 PM
Allong with every Bills fan who cant seem to lose the Bills addiction.
LOSERS!


BBHey Bigbry...I'm just curious. If Bills fans are losers, and the Bills swept the Fish this year, shutting you out in the last game and in that single game knocking your ***** out of the playoffs...what does that make Fish fans?

Quick. Come up with a brilliant retort.

Oh yeah, well your wife wears army boots!!!!

Exactly what I would expect from a brilliant nut-buster like yourself.

You're a piece of work, man. The only thing missing here is you and Feelthepain snuggling with each other as your spend your endless nights praying that Mularkey doesn't become your head coach.

Mike13
01-04-2007, 01:22 AM
what does that make Fish fans?


Guys who root for a team thats slightly more crappy then the craptastic Bills?

finfan01
01-04-2007, 02:05 AM
Guys who root for a team thats slightly more crappy then the craptastic Bills?

:yeahthat:

Deep2Evans
01-04-2007, 03:12 AM
Guys who root for a team thats slightly more crappy then the craptastic Bills?


Touche. However its still nice to be better than the Fish.:D

retired opfinistic
01-04-2007, 10:00 AM
Touche. However its still nice to be better than the Fish.:D
it's about time you dominated 3rd place in the division.

PrepDogg
01-04-2007, 05:10 PM
"check's in the mail" - opfinstic
"I won't come in your mouth" - opfinstic
"Of course I'll still respect you" - opfinstic
"Jennifer Lopez? She's a dog, all ass and no tits!" - opfinstic

:lol: :lol:

DolfanTom
01-04-2007, 05:49 PM
"check's in the mail" - opfinstic
"I won't come in your mouth" - opfinstic
"Of course I'll still respect you" - opfinstic
"Jennifer Lopez? She's a dog, all ass and no tits!" - opfinstic:sidelol::sidelol:

Don't you just love the look on their face when the "surprise" appears in their mouth!

retired opfinistic
01-04-2007, 06:04 PM
:sidelol::sidelol:

Don't you just love the look on their face when the "surprise" appears in their mouth!
Oops.. I did it again


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

FinaciousOne
01-04-2007, 06:11 PM
"I won't come in your mouth again.".... John Bobbitt
"I'm not mad, dear. Go to sleep"..........Lorena Bobbitt
:samurai:

DolfanTom
01-04-2007, 06:18 PM
"I won't come in your mouth again.".... John Bobbitt
"I'm not mad, dear. Go to sleep"..........Lorena Bobbitt
:samurai:Knives don't chop off *****es, People chop off *****es!

bigbry
01-04-2007, 07:23 PM
Hey Bigbry...I'm just curious. If Bills fans are losers, and the Bills swept the Fish this year, shutting you out in the last game and in that single game knocking your ***** out of the playoffs...what does that make Fish fans?

Quick. Come up with a brilliant retort.

Oh yeah, well your wife wears army boots!!!!

Exactly what I would expect from a brilliant nut-buster like yourself.

You're a piece of work, man. The only thing missing here is you and Feelthepain snuggling with each other as your spend your endless nights praying that Mularkey doesn't become your head coach.


Hmmmmmm, Am I in your head?
A little preocupied with me?

Oh and who is Feelthepain?


BB

bigbry
01-04-2007, 07:27 PM
Hey Bigbry...I'm just curious. If Bills fans are losers, and the Bills swept the Fish this year, shutting you out in the last game and in that single game knocking your ***** out of the playoffs...what does that make Fish fans?

Quick. Come up with a brilliant retort.

Oh yeah, well your wife wears army boots!!!!

Exactly what I would expect from a brilliant nut-buster like yourself.

You're a piece of work, man. The only thing missing here is you and Feelthepain snuggling with each other as your spend your endless nights praying that Mularkey doesn't become your head coach.


Now that I'm thinking about it. I think you are my biggest fan.
:lol:


BB

bigbry
01-04-2007, 07:36 PM
"check's in the mail" - opfinstic
"I won't come in your mouth" - opfinstic
"Of course I'll still respect you" - opfinstic
"Jennifer Lopez? She's a dog, all ass and no tits!" - opfinstic

"dont worry I wont stick it all the way in"---bigbry to LABillzFan's wife
:lol:




BB

PrepDogg
01-04-2007, 07:39 PM
"I'll just put in the tip I promise." :lol:

retired opfinistic
01-05-2007, 09:27 AM
"dont worry I wont stick it all the way in"---bigbry to LABillzFan's wife
:lol:




BB
:sidelol:

"Every girl loves a Dirty Sanchez!" -Opfinistic to LABillzfan's wife

Mike13
01-05-2007, 02:32 PM
"Its a boy" -Doctor who delivered WTE.
"I don't **** my cousins" - Blo Boy.
"It was just a little nibble" - Mike Tyson.

BleedinGreenNC
01-05-2007, 03:32 PM
"dont worry I wont stick it all the way in"---bigbry to LABillzFan's wife
:lol:




BB


LOL!!

BleedinGreenNC
01-05-2007, 03:33 PM
"It's not small honey" - LABillzfan's wife.

retired opfinistic
01-05-2007, 04:11 PM
"It's not small honey...." - LABillzfan's wife.
"It's almost adult sized...if you pull back the skin."

BleedinGreenNC
01-05-2007, 04:51 PM
"It's almost adult sized...if you pull back the skin."


Turtlehead!

like2god
01-05-2007, 05:11 PM
"I swear officer, I don't even know what a circle jerk is" - finsrclowns

"Ima good speler, I JUST cant' type thats ALL" - Blowboy

"I'm just here for football talk" - GoBills24

"I happen to be an expert on central/upstate NY" - Kinzua

:)

BleedinGreenNC
01-05-2007, 05:12 PM
:sidelol:

DolfanTom
01-06-2007, 10:12 AM
"I've got to get to work" - finsrclowns

"Honey, I swear it'll last more than 20 seconds next time, I promise" - B-lo

bigbry
01-15-2007, 03:56 PM
C'mon back LABillzfan, me and opie wont lie to your wife anymore! :evil:


BB

retired opfinistic
01-17-2007, 10:42 AM
C'mon back LABillzfan, me and opie wont lie to your wife anymore! :evil:


BB
speak for yourself, I'll lie to that $2 hooker any chance I get!

finsrclowns
01-17-2007, 11:47 AM
speak for yourself, I'll lie to that $2 hooker any chance I get!

Show a little class and leave Mrs. Opie out of this.:lol:

B-lo
01-17-2007, 12:02 PM
"I've got to get to work" - finsrclowns

"Honey, I swear it'll last more than 20 seconds next time, I promise" - B-lo "OUCH Ophagtastic, take it easy your alot bigger than L2G, your hurting me" Dolfantom.

DolfanTom
01-17-2007, 12:36 PM
"OUCH Ophagtastic, take it easy your alot bigger than L2G, your hurting me" Dolfantom.

"Thanks Mr. Kelly! You drilled me much harder than Thurman Thomas did!!" - B-lo.

B-lo
01-17-2007, 01:03 PM
"I swear officer, I don't even know what a circle jerk is" - finsrclowns

"Ima good speler, I JUST cant' type thats ALL" - Blowboy

"I'm just here for football talk" - GoBills24

"I happen to be an expert on central/upstate NY" - Kinzua

:)"I'm not a pencil neck geek, I just care about grammar" - UL2BGay

B-lo
01-17-2007, 01:05 PM
"Thanks Mr. Kelly! You drilled me much harder than Thurman Thomas did!!" - B-lo." If it wasn't for the Buffalo Bills Dan Marino would have a superbowl ring."- Don Shula

DolfanTom
01-17-2007, 01:09 PM
" If it wasn't for the Buffalo Bills Dan Marino would have a superbowl ring."- Don ShulaThat's true dude, that's true ...

F-you B-lo, F-you!!!!! :wink:

B-lo
01-17-2007, 01:12 PM
That's true dude, that's true ...

F-you B-lo, F-you!!!!! :wink:

:evil: By the way .... nice avy!::wink:

DolfanTom
01-17-2007, 01:13 PM
:evil: By the way .... nice avy!::wink:Yeah, you've mentioned that once or 86 times!

retired opfinistic
01-17-2007, 05:23 PM
"OUCH Ophagtastic, take it easy your alot bigger than L2G, your hurting me" Dolfantom.
:lol: :tantrum: :lol:

FinaciousOne
01-17-2007, 08:42 PM
For Bills Fans:
OJ is innocent.
Marv Levy knows exactly where he is at all times.
Ralph Wilson did not witness the invention of dirt.

For Jets Fans:
It's perfectly natural for a team of men to be repulsed by the idea of having female cheerleaders.
The Jets organization wrote the book on how to draft the best players available.
It doesn't bother us Jets players that the Giants always leave the toilet seats up in their locker room.

For Pats Fans:
We're too great for the Fins to beat us 21 to 0.
The cute figurine all dressed up like a patriot, bending over in our logo all those years had nothing to do with our team's sexual orientation.
Our team does not have a players-only, annual "Boston Tea Bag Party".
We're proud of our coaches fashion statements.

For Fins Fans:
After Miami beat the Pats 21 to 0, Bill Belichick didn't threaten to post those pics he took of Saban, drunk and passed out at the Cleveland Browns Christmas party, being 'end zoned' by the offensive lineunless he found a way out of Miami.
When it comes to the playoffs, patience is a virtue.
The only thing worse than missing the playoffs for the last 5 years, is being owned by the trolls superior wit and football knowledge down here in the depths.
Trolls are people too.

Mike13
01-17-2007, 11:00 PM
"My wife has a warm succulent *****." - WTE.

DolfanTom
01-18-2007, 10:31 AM
For Bills Fans:
OJ is innocent.
Marv Levy knows exactly where he is at all times.
Ralph Wilson did not witness the invention of dirt.

For Jets Fans:
It's perfectly natural for a team of men to be repulsed by the idea of having female cheerleaders.
The Jets organization wrote the book on how to draft the best players available.
It doesn't bother us Jets players that the Giants always leave the toilet seats up in their locker room.

For Pats Fans:
We're too great for the Fins to beat us 21 to 0.
The cute figurine all dressed up like a patriot, bending over in our logo all those years had nothing to do with our team's sexual orientation.
Our team does not have a players-only, annual "Boston Tea Bag Party".
We're proud of our coaches fashion statements.

For Fins Fans:
After Miami beat the Pats 21 to 0, Bill Belichick didn't threaten to post those pics he took of Saban, drunk and passed out at the Cleveland Browns Christmas party, being 'end zoned' by the offensive lineunless he found a way out of Miami.
When it comes to the playoffs, patience is a virtue.
The only thing worse than missing the playoffs for the last 5 years, is being owned by the trolls superior wit and football knowledge down here in the depths.
Trolls are people too.Awesome!

Best one:
After Miami beat the Pats 21 to 0, Bill Belichick didn't threaten to post those pics he took of Saban, drunk and passed out at the Cleveland Browns Christmas party, being 'end zoned' by the offensive lineunless he found a way out of Miami.

DolfanTom
01-18-2007, 12:55 PM
New lies:

"Officer, I swear I didn't sell that bottle of water to Mike Vick, I swear" - l2g

"I'm going to bang that Gisele" - Tom Brady

"You're much better than all of my old boyfriends were" - B-lo's wife

"I love my new avetar" - DolfanTom

DolfanTom
01-18-2007, 01:11 PM
Another:

"I swear, we've always been big Patriot fans!" - Patriot fans

like2god
01-18-2007, 01:19 PM
"No......nothing unusual that I can think of" - Blo talking to his stunned proctologist

"I finsrclowns, take my cousin Jimmy Sue as my lawfully hitched up kinfolk. He/she/it is the only cousin for me" - finsrclowns

BleedinGreenNC
01-18-2007, 01:30 PM
L2G likes women, best lie of them all!!:goof:

finsrclowns
01-18-2007, 01:43 PM
"I finsrclowns, take my cousin Jimmy Sue as my lawfully hitched up kinfolk. He/she/it is the only cousin for me" - finsrclowns

At least you're open and labeling this a lie.:lol:

like2god
01-18-2007, 02:03 PM
At least you're open and labeling this a lie.:lol:

Yup, that last part was a lie.


"I finsrclowns, take my cousin Jimmy Sue as my lawfully hitched up kinfolk. He/she/it is the only cousin for me" - finsrclowns

Weren't you the guy that said "Cousins are like potato chips, you can't have just one"? :lol:

finsrclowns
01-18-2007, 02:36 PM
Weren't you the guy that said "Cousins are like potato chips, you can't have just one"? :lol:

I've only got one cousin and I don't like him. I think he must be a drinker- he's got a red nose.:lol:

B-lo
01-18-2007, 02:53 PM
New lies:

"Officer, I swear I didn't sell that bottle of water to Mike Vick, I swear" - l2g

"I'm going to bang that Gisele" - Tom Brady

"You're much better than all of my old boyfriends were" - B-lo's wife

"I love my new avetar" - DolfanTom " I know our kids don't look like you but I swear they ARE yours!" DolphagTom's wife

Mike13
01-18-2007, 02:58 PM
I've only got one cousin and I don't like him. I think he must be a drinker- he's got a red nose.:lol:

Another clown in the family? Its a match made in heaven then.:lol:

DolfanTom
01-18-2007, 03:03 PM
" I know our kids don't look like you but I swear they ARE yours!" DolphagTom's wife
Funny, she does look just like my best man .... hmmm :confused:

finsrclowns
01-18-2007, 03:07 PM
Another clown in the family? Its a match made in heaven then.:lol:

Nah, he's a Giants fan.:lol:

like2god
01-18-2007, 03:11 PM
Nah, he's a Giants fan.:lol:
I heard you like em Giant sized too. :lol:

finsrclowns
01-18-2007, 03:16 PM
I heard you like em Giant sized too. :lol:

Not me. I think they're disgraceful. I bring my own every time I go to the Showcase.:lol:

B-lo
01-18-2007, 03:20 PM
Funny, she does look just like my best man .... hmmm :confused:

:eek: :shakeno: