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acmeanvil49
01-04-2007, 08:50 PM
What 14 year old sees porn and is so disgusted he turns it off and tells his parents?



Kolton Mahoney, 14, was shocked when he put the Madden NFL game in his new Xbox 360 console Christmas day and an explicit image popped up on his television screen, according to the STANDARD-EXAMINER.

"This is definitely not Madden," he said recalling his first thought after seeing the image.
Kolton turned off the Xbox and notified his parents, Linda and Tim Mahoney, who viewed the video game and were equally stunned.

"It wasn't a pretty scene," Tim Mahoney said.
The Mahoneys have been in contact with the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force sponsored by the Utah Attorney General's Office, which will attempt to determine how porn ended up on the video game, Lt. Rhett McQuiston, an investigator with the agency said Friday.


Maybe it was animated........ John Madden banging a cheerleader or something revolting.

King Felix
01-04-2007, 09:00 PM
lmao at being porn on a madden disk

and :shakeno: at him telling

Majpain
01-04-2007, 09:00 PM
probably Goatse.

Amars
01-04-2007, 09:11 PM
14yrs old and went to tell his parent. :shakeno: Unless it was some weird stuff that I wont get into specifics.

acmeanvil49
01-04-2007, 09:25 PM
Stranger than fat *** John Madden porking a cheerleader and saying....."bam I went for this area right here" and drawing a giant yellow circle on the screen?

Dolphin1184
01-04-2007, 10:02 PM
He expected Madden, and got something else. What do you expect him to do? Ask to buy another madden?

darkmistress
01-04-2007, 10:14 PM
"Sweeeeeet!!! This is definitely better than Madden!" he said recalling his first thought after seeing the image.
After close examination Kolton turned off the Xbox and notified his parents when he heard them coming to his room. Linda and Tim Mahoney, who viewed the video game numerous times were equally stunned.
The journalist omitted a few things but I put them back :chuckle:

Mike13
01-04-2007, 10:18 PM
That Kid's a ***, unless its is some really ****ed up ****.

COMEBACKRICKY
01-04-2007, 10:18 PM
lol does anybody know how to access this glitch?

HysterikiLL
01-04-2007, 10:57 PM
The journalist omitted a few things but I put them back :chuckle:


:lol:

Where is this kid getting his Madden? If it cost the same, I want my money back, because it seems like I'm not getting all the special features.

byroan
01-04-2007, 10:58 PM
John Madden porking a cheerleader and saying....."bam I went for this area right here" and drawing a giant yellow circle on the screen?

:sidelol::sidelol:

Muck
01-05-2007, 12:28 AM
I'd pay for Madden.

Why would anyone pay for pr0n??

tylerdolphin
01-05-2007, 01:46 AM
Stranger than fat *** John Madden porking a cheerleader and saying....."bam I went for this area right here" and drawing a giant yellow circle on the screen?
:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Colorado Dolfan
01-05-2007, 02:47 AM
probably Goatse.

:barf:

Roman529
01-05-2007, 04:36 AM
I've never played Madden but I watch my nephew getting into it so I better check what he is looking at. :lol:

TotoreMexico
01-05-2007, 05:05 AM
Stranger than fat *** John Madden porking a cheerleader and saying....."bam I went for this area right here" and drawing a giant yellow circle on the screen?

Hahaha good one!

-"90% of the game is half sexual"

Hellion
01-05-2007, 06:59 PM
See, this girl here (circle) has a great tightend (circle) and has the potential to be a great wide reciever (circle), but has to avoid becoming a long snapper (circle circle)

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Brown42000
01-05-2007, 08:37 PM
Stranger than fat *** John Madden porking a cheerleader and saying....."bam I went for this area right here" and drawing a giant yellow circle on the screen?
:sidelol: :sidelol:

Noodle Arm
01-05-2007, 09:30 PM
Stranger than fat *** John Madden porking a cheerleader and saying....."bam I went for this area right here" and drawing a giant yellow circle on the screen?

:lol:

Sadly I think it would be more along the lines of Madden porking Bret Favre. "Bret Favre has amazing touch on his balls. His release is the quickest I've ever seen"

Silverphin
01-05-2007, 09:37 PM
:barf:

Mindwarp
01-05-2007, 09:55 PM
I'd pay for Madden.

Why would anyone pay for pr0n??


:hi5:
:yes:

WestCKoastiN
01-05-2007, 10:12 PM
wish i got that disc